Mensao is teasing me

The knock on the door was intermittent, and a woman came to the door soon after.When the wind blows, the woman's white gauze flies away.The mother-in-law suddenly opened her eyes wide, screaming "Ahhhh!"

A few lights were turned on in the neighbors, and someone was about to open the door cursing.The woman in white hurriedly lifted the white hat on top of her head, and said in a low voice, "Don't be afraid, Aunt Zhang, it's me."

When Aunt Zhang saw that it was the girl Zhu Zhu who had already announced her death and fell off the cliff, she rolled her eyes and was so frightened that she fell to the ground and passed out.

Butcher Zhu held a small lantern, glanced at Zhu Zhu outside the door, and said with a smile, "It's a girl! Hurry up, hurry up, come here."

Zhu Zhu wanted to help Mrs. Zhang into the house, but at this moment the voices gathered outside the door became louder, and she didn't care about Mrs. Zhang, so she stepped over her lying body and strode towards the door.

Behind Zhu Tuhu suddenly appeared a white figure, covered in snow, with a golden whip on his waist.Zhu Zhu shuddered all over, winked at Zhu Tuhu and turned to leave.As soon as he turned his head, he saw Chai Ziran squatting down, shaking Aunt Zhang gently, raised his head and suddenly smiled at himself, saying, "Miss Zhu Zhu, long time no see!"

Aunt Zhang was woken up by him, and just raised her eyes to see Chai Ziran, she trembled: "Master Ziran! There is a ghost!" Suddenly noticing that the atmosphere was not quite right, her big eyes rolled around, almost turning to Zhu Zhu. On the white clothes, his eyes dozed back again, and he fell to the ground, continuing to faint.

Chai Ziran sent Mrs. Zhang's hand away, and said with a smile, "I seem to have done something bad with my good intentions!" He called Suifeng, who was behind Zhu Tuhu, to come to him, and cupped his hands at Zhu Zhu's father and daughter, saying, "It happened so suddenly, what an offence! Please forgive me both of you."

Chai Ziran's attitude was respectful, but the eyeballs on his face never moved away from Zhu Zhu's body.Zhu Zhu said in embarrassment: "I don't know what's important, Mr. Ziran?"

Chai Ziran smiled and said, "I should be the one who asked Miss Zhu Zhu."

Zhu Zhu bowed her head in silence for a while, then raised her face and said respectfully, "I'm just a little girl, I don't know anything."

Mo Jiujun walked in from the gate, his whole body was full of righteousness, as if coexisting with the heaven and the earth, his eyes were dark, and he looked at Zhu Zhu's pale face firmly: "You don't need to know anything, just tell me, where are you from?" become."

Zhu Zhu's face turned blue and purple.

The moon in the sky shyly hid in the dark clouds, looking up, it was actually pitch black.A few torches illuminated the dark road, and Mo Jiujun led dozens of people across the street in a mighty manner, with neat steps and serious expressions.

Half an hour later, after the humming and haha ​​fighting in the small alley, Chai Ziran strode in with his arms folded, while Mo Jiujun behind him held up a torch to illuminate him.Chai Ziran saw all the yamen servants dragging the gangsters who were tightly tied up, standing on both sides and respecting him, if any grassroots who didn't have long eyes gave him a sideways glance, they would be cleaned up by the yamen servants, and he felt very proud .

Chai Ziran looked back at Mo Jiujun, and said, "Why don't you go out with them to fight grass bandits? If you go out, you will definitely be able to top ten. Get rid of these blind things faster than now."

When he mentioned "things that don't have eyes", he slapped the gangster who stared at him and was dealt with.

Mo Jiujun's face was very calm, his eyes sparkled, and he said with a smile, "I want to protect you." The raised torch shone on the ground under Chai Ziran's feet, as if protecting him was a big deal.

Chai Ziran stretched out a thumb and said with a smile: "Yeah, Mr. Jiu Jun is smart."

"Aran is right. I'm really smart." Mo Jiujun put his big hand on Chai Ziran's shoulder, and blew a cool breeze into his ear: "I'm even smarter in bed."

"Ahem! Pay attention to your image." Chai Ziran cleared his throat.

Mo Jiujun stared at the group of respectful yamen servants with cold eyes, and the yamen servants swept by his gaze lowered their heads and dared not look at the two of them.Mo Jiujun was in a great mood: "My image is very good!"

Chai Ziran: "..."

After another quarter of an hour, Suifeng pressed Lou Yuze in front of Chai Ziran, with a happy expression on his face: "My lord, I brought your rival in love." He pushed Lou Yuze forward, and said, "You look."

"..." Chai Ziran said firmly, "He is not my rival in love."

Suifeng raised his eyebrows and said, "That's right, you and Mr. Jiujun are in love with each other, how can such a hypocrite villain can destroy it." Mo Jiujun, who was standing beside Chai Ziran, gave Suifeng an appreciative look.

Suifeng continued: "Master, although he is not your rival in love, but he is very good-looking, it would be bad if you misunderstand Mr. Jiujun who deliberately seduced you." He said coolly: "It's better to kill him." !"

Chai Ziran put his hands behind his back, looking like an outsider: "Are you going to let me decide here?"

Mo Jiujun followed his words and said, "Naturally."

Chai Ziran squinted at him: "Are you not afraid that I will really kill your face?"

Mo Jiujun had a puzzled face: "Aran, are you going to commit suicide?" He lowered his head and thought for a while, "Wait for me to order someone to make a coffin that two people can lie in, and it's not too late to die!"

"Get out! Stop cursing me." Chai Ziran asked Suifeng to take back the hand that was pressing on Lou Yuze, patted his Ruyu's face, and said with a smile: "What a handsome and unrestrained young man like Ruyu, it would be a pity to kill him!" Looking up Looking at the dark and dilapidated eaves, he said, "Lou Yuze, let's go!"

The ashen-faced Lou Yuze suddenly opened his eyes wide: "Are you going to let me go?"

"I let you go because you are good-looking, and there is nothing else, so don't think about it." Chai Ziran grinned: "If the emperor of the previous dynasty worked hard and loved the people, and the people lived and worked in peace and contentment, why would the previous dynasty perish? He is fatuous and incompetent, the people are displaced, how can he sit on the throne firmly. Now that the world is united and the country is peaceful and the people are peaceful, why are you rebelling?" He stretched his waist: "But these are just the views of dandies and prodigal sons. Maybe you scholars His mind is different from that of a dude like me, and he thinks differently. But let me tell you, rebellious officials and thieves never end well."

"Rebellious ministers and thieves?" Lou Yuze sneered: "Chai Ziran, everyone in this world can say that we are rebellious officials and thieves, but you can't. Do you know what kind of blood is flowing in your body?"

"What kind of blood do I have to do with you?" Chai Ziran looked at him coldly: "My biological mother told me not to rebel, and my grandma told me not to rebel. You rebel and go on your own. What do you want me to do?" He raised his head and laughed, staring at Lou Yuze's face with sarcasm: "You guys rebelled, don't say it's for a great cause or for the country, it's for repaying kindness. Ah bah! I'm alone I don’t believe a word. The previous dynasty fell for decades, and you have persevered in doing great things for decades. If it wasn’t for yourself, who would be willing to do such a great thing.”

Chai Ziran squatted down and looked at a grass bandit who was subdued by the yamen servant. He was covered in filth, his clothes were covered with patches, and a few toes were exposed from the straw sandals on his feet.He smiled and asked the grassroots bandit, "Why did you rebel?"

Now that the grass bandit has fallen into the hands of the enemy, I am afraid that there is no chance of surviving, so I said what was in my heart: "I want to be a hero, I want to make a fortune, I want to marry a beautiful wife, and I want to live a good life. "

Chai Ziran patted him on the shoulder and gave him a thumbs up: "Brother, well said!" He stood up and looked at Lou Yuze again, smiling with white teeth shining brightly: "Young Master Yuze!" , why can't you be more calm?"

Lou Yuze's complexion turned pale, and he stepped back.

Chai Ziran said: "You talented people want to contribute to the country, but it's a pity that your brains are not flexible, and someone took advantage of your loopholes and washed your brains. Your father rebelled, and the Holy Majesty did not kill you. It is a kindness. Not only are you not grateful, but also Join the grassroots bandits and become one of them. If the Holy Majesty reused a black sheep like you, the world would have been full of gunpowder and the people would be in dire straits. Now that you can survive, you should be grateful, what right do you have to lament your frustration here!"

After Chai Ziran finished speaking impassioned words, his blood was boiling. Seeing Lou Yuze staggering out of the alley, he glanced at Mo Jiujun.The latter nodded slightly.The so-called heavy rain can fall if you put a long line, Lou Yuze is just a small shrimp, so there is nothing to be afraid of.

Three days later, according to reports from General Hongmen's spies, Zhang Qianlong set off from the capital for the Eight Immortals to cross the sea, and he had already sent people to follow him, waiting for an opportunity to capture him.But Zhang Qianlong is insidious and cunning, and is good at hiding.In order to ensure that Zhang Qianlong can be caught, General Hongmen asked Mo Jiujun to help him and the Eight Immortals crossed the sea to besiege Zhang Qianlong.

The noon sun was shining directly down, and Zhang Qianlong, who was at the end of the road, led the brothers to escape several waves of surprise attacks, and their vitality was seriously injured.The grass bandits under his hands were pale and dejected.

A grass bandit bowed his head and bent over several huge rocks, squatted down and said to Zhang Qianlong who was upturned and said nothing: "Boss, Mo Jiujun has set up an ambush in front, and the Hongmen army is chasing behind. We..." What should I do?

Zhang Qianlong's eyes were calm: "Fight to the last stand." He led his brothers to continue forward in a mighty manner.The grass bandits thought they had a solution, they were in a good mood, they held their heads high and their chests held high with confidence.

Zhang Qianlong is the giant dragon of the previous dynasty, with him, they will win the battle.

The treacherous grass bandit hiding in hiding suddenly walked openly under the scorching sun, and the Hongmen army chasing after him reported to Jin Ming.Jin Ming fought with Zhang Qianlong a few times, knowing that this person is treacherous and treacherous, not knowing what kind of plan he has come up with, so he ordered: "Stand still, continue to follow."

All the soldiers of the Hongmen Army were ordered to watch every move of the grass bandits cautiously.

Mo Jiujun personally led all the yamen guards to set up a trap for the grass bandits to throw into the net. Knowing that Zhang Qianlong suddenly led the grass bandits rushing forward without fear, he frowned.

A yamen servant who was standing in front to investigate the military situation of the grass bandits bowed his head and reported: "I tell the county magistrate that Zhang Qianlong wants to see Mr. Ziran by name. If..." He paused: "Mr. This subordinate looks like this." He raised his head as he spoke.

His square face was exposed to the blue sky and white sun, with red, swollen and blue cheeks, uneven eyes, nostrils raised up to the sky, coupled with several densely packed big bumps on his forehead, it was so creepy!

Chai Ziran was by Mo Jiujun's side, and said with a smile: "Since ancient times, those with tall horns are the proud sons of heaven. Congratulations, you will make a fortune after coming to the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea!"

The yamen servant covered his sore and swollen cheeks, and almost cried: "I don't know if I can get rich, but my daughter-in-law is far from being settled."