Mensao is teasing me

Wuling Mountain is quite famous in Haiqing County, because Haiqing County is only one mountain, and the county residents occasionally go to climb the mountain when they are in a hurry, to exercise their muscles and bones, and it is also a place to relax.But in recent years, the number of people going up the mountain has gradually decreased. It is said that it is because a very strange perverted flower picker appeared on the mountain.

The flower picker's long hair was dyed yellow, green and green, and he was wearing a ragged cloth jacket. Occasionally, when he saw passers-by, he pouted and showed his buttocks, which was really indecent.And he likes to take off his clothes in front of beautiful girls, and hide his face to pretend to be shy, he is very skinless and pretends to be skinny.

Yuanhang followed Zhang Huahua, and glanced at General Hongmen from time to time, afraid that he would make a surprise attack and hit his fragile little shoulder with an iron palm, but he was even more afraid of a man who was hiding behind a tree and winking at him. Frightened, he jumped behind General Hongmen, seeking protection, and said in panic, "Who is this?"

General Hongmen looked at Zhang Huahua apologetically: "I'm sorry! A few days ago I led my Hongmen army to search Wuling Mountain hundreds of times, but I just didn't see that half-immortal. Listen to the county of Haiqing County Min said that once there was a beautiful woman named Gu Qingqing who broke an arm and asked him to heal her broken arm when she went to Wuling Mountain to find the half-immortal. It is a pity that Haiqing County has not produced beautiful women for many years , and occasionally marry a few daughters-in-law who came from other people's family..."

"So...hehe, I just want to bring you here to see if I can bump into that half-immortal." General Hongmen looked at the flower picker with his head dyed yellow, green and green in surprise: "No, I searched for you. A pervert who can't be found in the mountains for a few days, he will appear as soon as you come."

Zhang Huahua stood her legs straight, and said respectfully: "General Hongmen, you don't need to be so polite, Huahua is a little girl, it's a great honor for Huahua to be able to contribute."

"Okay." General Hongmen patted Yuanhang's shoulder heavily sideways: "As expected of the daughter-in-law of our Lao Jin's family." He stretched out a thumb and compared to her face: "You are very good!"

The phrase "our daughter-in-law of Lao Jin's family" made Zhang Huahua blush, pinched the corner of her clothes with her little hands, and bowed her head in shame.

Because of General Hongmen's loud voice, the strange pervert hiding behind the tree heard it. He stood up from behind the tree, and the cloth striped clothes on his body were blown by the wind to reveal indescribable parts.Seeing Zhang Huahua bowed her head in shame and said nothing, a burst of anger rushed from her heart to the top of her head, and she strode towards them: "Don't talk nonsense."

General Hongmen frowned: "Who are you?"

The strange flower stretched his neck to look at Yuanhang behind General Hongmen, and smiled unbearably: "I came here because the little brother behind you is good-looking, otherwise..." Zhang Huahua contemptuously tweeted: "This If you give me a hundred of such an ugly little girl, I won't pay any attention to her."

How ugly is it?Zhang Huahua petrified for a while, and dragged Yuanhang out from behind General Hongmen: "Do you like him?" Pointing to his flowery face: "I was born ugly?"

Under Zhang Huahua's unacceptable gaze, the pervert looked at Yuan Hang with a salivating face, and nodded heavily.

Zhang Huahua has a good mental quality, patted Yuanhang on the shoulder, and smiled at the pervert: "As long as you take us to see Master Banxian, I will give this little brother to you."

Yuanhang retracted the back of General Hongmen with a face full of fear: "Zhang Huahua, you sell your friends for glory, you are not kind."

Zhang Huahua said with a blunt smile: "My friend is not worth as much as my husband, Mr. Yuanhang, you should follow!" She blushed and looked at the pervert a few times, and said unconscionably: "Actually, this man has been washed clean. It’s still very beautiful and worth entrusting for a lifetime.”

Yuanhang hugged General Hongmen's thigh violently, and cried, "General Hongmen, help!"

It was clear at a glance who was kissing and who was not. General Hongmen agreed with Zhang Huahua out of conscience and said, "This man is very good!"

Regardless of Yuan Hang's willingness or not, the two directly tied him up, and smiled at the pervert, "Please lead the way, we are going to meet Master Banxian."

The pervert drooled towards Yuanhang for a while, swallowed a few mouthfuls of fresh air, pinched Yuanhang's tender skin, and said joyfully, "It's so slippery! Do you really want to give it to me?"

Zhang Huahua patted Yuanhang's chest and assured, "It's more real than pearls!"

Yuanhang wanted to resist the pressure, so General Hongmen was knocked out with a knife in his hand.Of course, before he fainted, he cursed these two bastards in his heart. If he could return to Suyu County, he...

Yuanhang didn't have time to think clearly, and he fainted.

Although General Hongmen is a bandit hero who bought Yuanhang to save his son, he has seen the world anyway, and he did not easily hand over the cargo Yuanhang to the pervert.He carried Yuanhang on his back, motioned Zhang Huahua to follow with his eyes, and followed the pervert for a while.But this pervert came in a strange way, and the place he went was also buried in clouds and mist.He once led troops to Wuling Mountain to search for people, and he hadn't stepped on any land several times. He really hadn't stepped on the land that he took him to.

The mist in front of him became thicker and thicker, covering the dense trees beside him.General Hongmen didn't care about the defense of men and women at the moment, he stabilized Yuanhang with one hand, and held Zhang Huahua tight with the other.This road is unusual. The sun is shining brightly at noon in summer, but at this moment there is no yang energy at all, instead it is full of yin air, and occasionally there are a few crows crowing.

The road ahead was getting more and more foggy, and General Hongmen walked forward with all his energy, following behind the pervert unhurriedly, but he was actually getting farther and farther away from the pervert's back.

A bean-sized bead of sweat appeared on the forehead of General Hongmen, and two green ghost eyes suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, shaped like a cat, with a body like an elephant, opened his cat's mouth, and suddenly turned into a deep-cold tiger, sweeping from all directions Come here to kill General Hongmen.General Hongmen wanted to take his two burdens with him and prepared to retreat, but his feet seemed to be stuck in a quagmire, unable to move at all.He lowered his head in astonishment, and saw that the muddy dirt road under his feet had turned into a layer of white powder.

This is not floor powder and what is it.

When he wanted to cover his mouth and nose, it was too late.The ground powder was blown into his mouth and nose with the strong wind, and he twitched all over, watching the thick tiger's mouth devour him.

Unwillingness filled Hongmen's heart, and he shouted angrily: "You juniors, you are really insidious! Zuo Xiuxiu, dare you come out and fight!"

Yuanhang had a dream, a very interesting dream.He dreamed that Zhang Huahua and General Hongmen teamed up to send him to the pervert, but the pervert had a special hobby and suddenly changed his taste. The general and Zhang Huahua were tied up in a dense iron prison and only given one meal a day.

Before Yuanhang in his dream came out to laugh at the two, he suddenly felt that the whole world was shaking. The gloomy iron prison that locked Zhang Huahua and General Hongmen suddenly collapsed, and even he, an innocent passerby, collapsed into a pulp.

Yuanhang was startled awake by himself, and when he woke up, he found Zhang Huahua holding a bowl of porridge beside him, and said, "Eat it!"

Yuanhang wiped off the cold sweat on his forehead, looked around the iron prison where he was held, and was very annoyed. Didn't his dream come true?But why is he among them.

General Hongmen sighed, and said dejectedly: "Damn it! I accidentally fell into the way of the traitor Zuo Xiuxiu."

Yuanhang didn't say a word about this, if they hadn't been fooled, he would definitely be innocent.He gathered the clothes in front of him, silently picked up the porridge and took a few sips.But after all, this is the grass bandit's stuff. After he drank it, he realized what if he was poisoned by the grass bandit?Yuanhang touched his throat with both hands, his face was livid.

A perverted voice came from outside the iron cage, and he said, "Don't worry, these are not poisonous."

With a stiff face, Yuanhang could see clearly the pervert's cleansed hair, his facial features were still pretty, and his wretched eyes had turned into normal ones, but the gaze that looked at Yuanhang was still full of indescribable excitement: "Little brother, you are so beautiful!" , let's be friends!"

Yuanhang shrank back to the iron cage in fright, watching the pervert unlock and enter the prison with vigilance, and looked at himself with an ambiguous smile on his face.Yuan Hang panicked and asked: "You, you... what do you want to do?" He couldn't help but folded his front, with a distressed expression on his face.

He wore a white undershirt under his perverted striped clothes. Although he didn't look so perverted, Yuan Hang was still scary.

"Hmph!" General Hongmen snorted coldly, shaking the shackles on his body out of anger, making a tinkling sound.He frowned and looked at the person who came by: "Where is Zuo Xiu?"

The pervert looked at him condescendingly, because he was chained, so he was not afraid of him at the moment: "My lord has no time to talk to you little people." The eyebrows were raised, and he circled his chest neatly: "Ugly and not cute Girl, I advise you not to try to escape, or I will have to insult my chains."

Zhang Huahua, who sneaked out of the cell, turned pale, silently glanced at General Hongmen, and retreated unwillingly.She and Yuanhang are powerless people, these thieves said they don't want to waste the chains, they just lock them up.And they didn't treat a martial artist like General Hongmen so well. Not only was he included in the list of strict guards, but he was also locked with four chains on his hands and feet, tied to the wall, and he couldn't even move. Moved.

Seeing that Zhang Huahua was so witty, the pervert didn't say anything. He shook his head outside and asked a child to put the Four Treasures of the Study beside Yuanhang, teasing him: "Write a marriage letter! I'll let you go after I write it."

Zhang Huahua's eyes lit up: "As long as he writes a marriage letter, will you really let us go?"

The pervert smiled triumphantly at him: "Of course it's fake! Why are you so stupid!"

Zhang Huahua: "..."

Yuan Hang asked anxiously, "What did you ask me to write?"

"Just draw your flawless body!" The pervert smiled wretchedly: "As long as I am satisfied with the drawing, I am interested in seeing your ketone body tonight, and I will do it for you tomorrow, so that you can get better sooner." leave."

Yuanhang would rather die than submit: "Then lock me here forever!" Dayi looked at General Hongmen awe-inspiringly: "I want to advance and retreat with General Hongmen, and I will be the leader of General Hongmen in my life, and I will be the last one for General Hongmen in my death." .”

What he said was awe-inspiring and righteous, and General Hongmen frowned when he heard it: "The brat's words are nice, but I don't know how to scold me!"

The smile on Yuan Hang's face is harmless to humans and animals: "Impossible, my admiration and awe for you are true." It is also true that I scold you in my heart.

The pervert frowned: "If you continue to seduce other men in front of me like this, I will be angry."