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A week later, in order to celebrate Georgia's return home, Qiao Yichen specially prepared a small party.Said it was a party, but only Lao Yang was invited.Originally, it was because classmate Yang saw that he was always unhappy a few days ago, so he dragged Qiao Yichen to his house for dinner, and introduced the legendary "Cheng Meiren" by the way.

His robot Cheng Xiao is really beautiful.Thin but not slender tall figure, graceful jaw line, resolute eyebrows and smart eyes, and shoulder-length hair that is very rare for men.All these are mixed together without any incongruity, but it makes people feel as beautiful as a person walking out of a painting.

Its attitude is also very kind, and it takes good care of itself, the guest it met for the first time.Qiao Yichen couldn't see that it was the kind of "heart of stone" that Lao Yang said.

"No, isn't Cheng Xiao very gentle?" Qiao Yichen couldn't help but dislike this buddy who grew up together when there was no one around in the company.

Who would have thought that Yang Haorui just shrugged his eyebrows, and said helplessly, "It's hard to say..."

In this way, the dead beggar surnamed Yang came to his home to pay his respects to the legendary "Qiao Xiaozhi".Qiao Yichen had no choice but to agree to him.The "meeting meeting" for this reason has also become a "celebration party".When Georgia heard about it, she just smiled and said, "Your friend? I want to get to know you too."

On Friday night, the "celebration" took place as planned.Georgia cooked a large table of dishes, and Qiao Yichen carried a case of beer from the supermarket.The three of them ate and drank, and halfway through the drink, both of them were in a daze.

Yang Haorui called Georgia to have a bite too, but was stopped by Qiao Yichen.

"Don't feed it something inexplicable."

"Why is wine such an inexplicable thing? My family really likes it."

The one surnamed Yang still held up the cup and called it to drink. Georgia either answered it or not, looking at herself a little helplessly.

"Don't bother with him, he's drunk too much."

Qiao Yichen snatched the cup from Yang Haorui's hand and drank it clean by himself.

"Actually... I'm fine." The robot said hesitantly, "Alcohol won't do me any harm."

"That's not allowed." Qiao Yichen burped.

Since picking it up, Qiao Yichen has made a "three" chapter of the agreement, and the content is so complicated that it is outrageous.Do not chop vegetables, do not open a fire, do not take a bath alone, do not charge yourself, do not open the refrigerator, do not use the microwave oven, do not use the washing machine, you must taste the water before you drink it, and you must try the rice before you eat it. Stand by the side and serve it hand in hand.

"If something goes wrong with you again, my little heart can't stand this stimulation."

Hearing her complaint, Georgia wanted to say something, but she still didn't say it.

As a result, Qiao Yichen also found that the implementation of the so-called "Three Chapters of the Covenant" was too difficult, so it evolved into watching it work by itself, for fear that it would twist its waist when wiping the table, or choke on the water when washing clothes.

Yang Haorui suddenly grabbed Qiao Yichen's neck, smiling and wanting to pour himself.Qiao Yichen frowned and patted him: "Let go, let go, you're going to strangle me to death."

Georgia's eyes grew alert.

Does it think someone is going to kill itself?Noticing this, Qiao Yichen quickly said, "It's all right, he's just kidding around."

Georgia still frowned.Qiao Yichen poked Lao Yang on his body: "See, if you stick to me again, my Qiao Xiaozhi will kick your head off."

Yang Haorui raised his hands and let go: "Hey, don't talk about kicking your head, it's not like it can't do it."

"Will you kick his head off, Georgia?"

"You—"

"It depends." The robot looked serious.

"Don't kick him." Qiao Yichen also became serious, "He is my friend and will not harm me."

Lao Yang scratched his head, not knowing whether he was drunk or really shy.

"Who said I didn't hurt you, so what... I snatched your girlfriend back in the freshman year of high school."

When did this happen, thanks to him still remembering.

"Xiaowen has always liked you. I knew it when I confessed to her."

"..."

"Also, Sifan talked with you for three years, but in the end... I messed it up."

"Sifan and I split up after careful consideration, and it's not because of your words." Did he always care so much?

"Tch, you didn't say..."

For a moment, the two of them recalled the past when they were students, and both felt a lot of emotion.

"Hey, to be honest, is there still a possibility between you and Sifan?" Yang Haorui said seriously, "I heard that she is about to graduate from graduate school, and she will return to China at the end of the year. Brother Liu's girlfriend should have her contact information, do you want to?" ..."

"Let's talk about it." Qiao Yichen sighed, "Maybe she will bring back a handsome imported guy."

"What are you talking about, you haven't had a hot fight with any domestic beauty in the past two years? Since you can't let go, why not just grit your teeth and talk about long distances."

"Lao Yang—" Qiao Yichen said frankly, "Don't think it's your responsibility that we broke up, let's just let it happen. Thank you."

Yang Haorui still had an unacceptable look on his face, so Qiao Yichen smiled and said: "Look at your virtue, why do you always care about my relationship issues, can't you be secretly in love with me?"

"Fuck, you're so interesting." Yang Haorui stood up, and pushed himself on the sofa for a while, "That's right, I just don't like the women around you. How about it, girl, how about playing with me?"

Qiao Yichen laughed, responded with harsher swear words, and took the opportunity to kick him a few times.Seeing Georgia sitting alone at the dinner table, he teased Yang Haorui and said, "Look at you, you are not in good shape, you are in front of others."

"Your puppy is so good, it's fine."

"Don't call it a puppy."

"Who told you to name it a dog—"

Qiao Yichen quickly covered Lao Yang's mouth.

Georgia didn't respond.

Yang Haorui glanced at himself thoughtfully, and suddenly said loudly: "Hey, you have moved on in just a few days. My heart hurts so much! Tell me, do you love it or love me? ?”

I don't know what he was fussing about, Qiao Yichen replied sternly: "It's a ghost to love you." Pushing Lao Yang's head away, he walked over and sat down at the dining table again.

"Ah, he's just a lunatic, don't pay attention to him from now on, ah." Qiao Yichen was still panting heavily.

"You guys... have such a good relationship." Georgia, who had been left out for a long time, showed no expression of dissatisfaction.

"Of course." Yang Haorui also got up from the sofa and sat back beside Qiao Yichen. "We were brothers before weaning. If this guy is a woman, I will definitely marry him as my wife."

"Do you dare to speak human words?" Qiao Yichen raised his face, "Believe it or not, you can make you feel good even if you are not a woman?"

"I believe, can't I believe it?" Yang Haorui obediently showed weakness.

Georgia suddenly picked up a glass of wine and drank it down.

"Oh, happy." The surname Yang booed from the side.

Qiao Yichen asked it worriedly for a long time, and when he heard it say "I want to drink", he didn't stop it anymore.

Drinking will become three people, and the robot will naturally change face after drinking one glass after another, and it will not take long for two living people to die.Yang Haorui became even more drunk and started crying while drinking, saying that she doesn't love me and so on.I don't know where he provoked such a difficult partner.Seeing that Lao Yang lay motionless on the table, Qiao Yichen raised his head and motioned for Georgia to help, and the two worked together to carry the drunk over to rest.

"On the sofa?" Georgia asked.

"No, go to the bedroom." Qiao Yichen said, "My bed can sleep two people."

Georgia said nothing.

After finally tidying up the person surnamed Yang, Qiao Yichen sighed.Looking at the messy dining table and kitchen, and looking at Georgia, who has no energy, and telling it that we can do it tomorrow and rest today, the robot nodded obediently.After it was connected to the wire and sat down on the chair, Qiao Yichen turned around and prepared to go back to the bedroom.

!

The cuff was pulled by it.

"..."

"What's wrong?" Qiao Yichen asked softly.

Since returning home this time, this guy has become more and more fond of acting like a baby.Of course, I don't hate it.

"Is there something uncomfortable?" He said and rubbed its head.

"..." Wu Yan shook his head.

"Isn't it because I drank too much? I told you not to drink too much."

Shaking his head again.

Seeing that it didn't talk for a long time, Qiao Yichen lost his patience, squeezed its face and smiled, "I'll think about what I want to say tonight, and let's talk slowly when that guy leaves tomorrow, okay." Yawning and returning to the bedroom.

Lao Yang was sleeping soundly, snoring loudly.Lie down beside him, snatched some quilt from his arms, and Qiao Yichen quickly fell asleep under the influence of alcohol.

Phew, what a chaotic day.

No no no, things are far from over.Rather, what happened afterwards was even more troublesome.

Qiao Yichen had been sleeping very lightly, and in his dream, he was kissing Dabomei so much that his mouth was drooling.Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

Unable to distinguish dream from reality, Qiao Yichen opened his eyes and listened carefully, only to realize that it was someone knocking on the bedroom door.

"Are you okay?" the robot asked worriedly outside the door.

What happened in the middle of the night.Just when he wanted to get up, Qiao Yichen realized that his mouth was wet and someone was hugging him tightly.

"...Xiao—"

I'll go, no way.The drowsy head suddenly woke up.Although this matter was beyond Qiao Yichen's comprehension, he still reacted immediately.He first bit down on someone's something in his mouth, and while he flinched, he elbowed the man's chin hard, and finally got up and kicked the man off the bed in a daze.

Yang Haorui groaned in pain.

The knock on the door became more and more urgent, as if if I ignored it, that guy was about to break in.

Opening the door, Qiao Yichen suppressed the anger in his heart, forced himself to smile and said, "Aren't you up so late, Georgia?"

It didn't answer.

The mechanical hand lightly brushed against his lips, and the fingertips were stained a little bright red.

"It's not your blood."

It exudes a chilling aura, which makes people irresistibly want to flinch.

Qiao Yichen tried to hold his breath, and strode to the bedside.The culprit was sitting on the head of the bed covering his face.He went up and punched the man on the nose.Then he raised his nosebleed hand to Georgia and said, "Look, it's not my blood either."

That harsh feeling gradually faded away.

Walk gently back to the robot. "Remember what I said last night?"

"……Remember."

"I want to eat chicken soup wontons and pancakes for breakfast. I won't be able to get up in the morning if I don't hurry up to recharge my batteries?"

Persuading him to go away like a child, Qiao Yichen shook his throbbing hands, closed the door and walked to the bed, took a few tissues and handed them to the dripping nosebleed.

"Thanks."

A silence.

Even though he was angry and speechless, Qiao Yichen still didn't think that Yang Haorui really wanted to do something to him.After all, the two have had a friendship for more than 20 years, and I can clearly remember the dustpans and buckets on his toes.Besides, he can almost guess one or two reasons why he did this.

"Your robot doesn't have the same name as the woman you like, does it?"

Yang Haorui gave a wry smile, as a tacit consent.

"When did it start?"

"Three months ago."

"Are you so empty that you want to find a robot?"

"No!" He immediately explained, saying that he liked it a long time ago, and started pursuing it after taking it home, and it quickly agreed. "I thought we were in love. But one day... it said, because I am the master, it just can't refuse..."

While talking, Yang Haorui actually choked up.

Never seeing his brother so trapped in love, Qiao Yichen patted him on the shoulder and sat down beside him.

"Have you thought it through? You want to fall in love with a robot."

"How could it be falling in love? A robot will never fall in love with a human."

Remember Georgia said something similar.

"Then how about forgetting it? It's just self-torture if you spend it like this."

"I don't want it." Yang Haorui refused straight away, "I finally got to be with it, even if it doesn't love me..."

As he spoke, his nose dripped again.

Taking the tissue box and stuffing it to him, Yang Haorui covered his nose and blew for a long time before he said with tears in his eyes, "I'm not kidding, if you were a woman, I really want to marry you back home."

Qiao Yichen smiled and said, "Why, you just finished analyzing your love history to me, and you started talking nonsense so soon?"

Yang Haorui also shook his head with a smile.

"What happened just now... Really, I'm sorry..." He blushed and whispered.

Qiao Yichen sighed heavily on purpose, and put on a look of disgust: "At least you should think about it for me. When you wake up, your good brother's tongue is in your mouth. This is the first time I have such an exciting dream."

"Sorry……"

"Why are we apologizing for seeing each other like this?" Qiao Yichen said sincerely, "Seriously, if you really have a reason someday, let alone a kiss, I don't care if you do the whole thing."

"Wucao, if you continue like this, I should fall in love with you." Yang Haorui buried his face in his hands and smiled, "You said this. I will record this and play it to your wife on the day you get married." , Let’s see if she doesn’t beat you to death.”

"Where's your conscience?"

"Eat by you."

"Your uncle!"

The look of despair finally faded from his face.Qiao Yichen tried to ask him when he became interested in men.

"Have you never had it?" He said that he really wanted to attack him so early.

Slapping him back, Qiao Yichen asked puzzledly, "But Cheng Xiao is a man?"

Yang Haorui smiled wryly and said, "It's not considered a human being, so there's no time to care about whether it's a man or not."

"Really..." It turned out to be like this.

So you like it so much.

Suddenly, I remembered what the owner of the second-hand store said.Between man and robot, too much, tragedy.

I kind of understand why the boss said to keep a distance from the robot.And his unidentified questions...

Think of Georgia, and the feelings in my heart.Qiao Yichen thought silently, no.

Between me and it, there will be no tragedy.

for sure.

The author has something to say:

Cheng Meiren's natal life + cute Yang Qiao = poor 8192, I'm sorry for you