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What Clemens needs to shoot this time is his daily life with giant pandas, which means that Clemens doesn’t need scripts or lines like shooting commercials, he just needs to be himself and accompany the pandas It is enough to eat, eat and play.

In fact, in order to take care of Clemens so that he can better communicate with giant pandas, some training sessions on getting along with pandas were arranged for Clemens in the morning, but when they saw Clemens Dressed quietly and neatly, he walked into the garden arranged for giant pandas, and when he skillfully picked up Er Pang who was lying on the ground, the staff silently canceled the content of the training class.

Why cancel?

He is more proficient in hugging than us... how to train... let him train us qvq

"Do I need to do anything?" Clemens politely asked the staff while skillfully holding the little meatball in his arms.

The people from Portugal also went to China for emergency training. They couldn’t tell why. The director of the documentary also arrived at the scene. To a burst of toothache.

why is it you again……

The Volkswagen commercial filmed on the Great Wall last time impressed Clemens for a long time, but it is understandable that such a commercial invites a topical French director. This time it is a serious documentary. him.

There are so many good directors, why do you want to find one with such a different artistic point of view?

The bearded director couldn't hear Clemens' inner complaints, he just said in English with a strong French accent: "Be yourself, Thomas, be yourself! What I need to see is the simplest and simplest picture, this It's my art!"

Clemens, who had known his temper for a long time, nodded without any objection, then turned around, walked to the bottom of a tree with Er Fatty holding a carrot in his arms, and raised his head calmly. .

Originally, he wanted to save face for this guy who climbed up as soon as he saw a book when there was someone nearby, but now that everything depends on self-consciousness, Clemens is not going to let him stay on top.

"It's time to eat, come down." Clemens stretched out his hand and gently rubbed Er Pang's stomach in his arms, but his eyes were fixed on the rolling tree hanging on the tree.

The so-called Big Fat Panda hugged the tree trunk tightly, and seemed to have no intention of coming down at all.

If you want to get it down at this time, you must have a pot of milk to serve you, and there is no need to talk about it without a pot of milk!I won't come down!I am a national treasure!I... Whoops!Who is pulling my fur!Presumptuous, let me down!

And at this moment, it was the calm-looking Clemens who grabbed the back of his neck.

The people around were dumbfounded. This simple and rude way of picking cats is really rare, but it is surprisingly efficient.Clemens pulled Fatty off, and ignored his short arms and legs that were struggling wantonly, and just said indifferently, "Hey, eat." But his fingers had already reached Fatty's ass From behind, he directly grabbed the little guy's tail.

This action directly made the struggling Dapang calm down, and Erpang, who had been obediently holding the carrot and chewing on it, also stopped moving.

The two panda brothers looked at each other and saw panic in each other's eyes.

No matter how rare the panda family is, no matter how difficult their situation is, there will always be a legend passed down through their parents——

When you meet a man who likes to pinch his tail, be honest, or you will be beaten.

This seems to be the experience and lessons of the ancestors many years ago. The big fat and the fat are still young. They came to this strange country before listening to Ma Ma's story, but they still remember this warning. In Clement When Clemens' hand pinched the big fat tail, he straightened up and hugged Clemens' forearm in a flattering manner, rubbing against his arm with his already fleshy cheek.

Er Fatty, who had always been very honest, became more obedient now, gnawing on the carrot desperately, trying to reduce his sense of existence.

But in the eyes of others, Clemens is very good at taking care of pandas. Look, how good those two little guys are to him?Maybe it was the experience gained from the public service advertisement filmed by the Real Madrid star, which made him and the little national treasures very destined.

Clemens didn't care what others thought. He looked up at the sun and took care of the two little guys in the most traditional way.

He did what he did before, a little naughty ghost named Big Fatty, and a little idiot named Erpang, Clemens seemed to have returned to the fairy-tale Mr. The most relaxing time is to be with two chubby little things, feed them, find goat milk for them to drink, or hold one and take the other to bathe them.

He did these movements so proficiently that even Zhang Yongde, who followed him, could only stare at him, unable to insert his hands at all.

When it was noon, Clemens stood up suddenly, and the two little guys who had eaten and drank and started to move on to continue climbing the tree stopped for a moment, and their intuition told them that they had better be obedient, this beautiful blond two-legged beast Very powerful.

Clemens looked up at the sun slightly and narrowed his eyes.

He used to be a Taoist, although he said that monks do not have as many six clean rules as monks, but after all, one must have no desires and no desires to achieve immortality, but that road is really a bit bitter, Mr. Taoist always likes to leave some Kind-hearted ghosts come to accompany him, such as painted skin ghosts, such as Daji, who are all saved by him just for more color.As for the pandas raised at home, to be honest, there are too few pandas who have become masters. Their pursuit is too simple. They are happy when they have food and drink. Some other way too.

For example, helping them absorb the essence of heaven and earth at noon, and places close to the sun will have some effect after proper guidance.

The specific practice method is also very simple. Erpang, who was honestly holding bamboo shoots, stared at Clemens and picked up his brother. Under his brother's terrified eyes, Clemens didn't know He muttered something, supported his big fat little arm with one hand, and his small buttocks with the other, and the other forcefully...

Mama!Someone here threw my brother into the sky!

Er Pang was so frightened that the bamboo shoots fell off, and the onlookers also gasped. Only Clemens calmly caught the thrown up Fatty, and he knew he was scared when he saw the little guy in a daze. When he arrived, he heard Big Fatty sobbing loudly, and he burrowed into Clemens' arms reluctantly.

Every national treasure is a good coquette, and this time is no exception.The big head plunged into Clemens' neck with force, and the little claws hugged Clemens' neck tightly, saying nothing to let go.

It was also at this time that Clemens remembered that he was not the Taoist priest who only had one heart and one mind, nor was he in his arms the fat man who liked to be tall.

After a little trance, Clemens felt a furry thing holding his cheek.

He looked down and met a pair of swarthy eyes. The little guy put his head on Clemens' shoulders, his mouth arched, and he looked down a little shyly when he saw Clemens looking at him. Burying his head back into Clemens' arms.

Smile, the first smile appeared on Clemens's face today, and he printed a kiss on the little guy's forehead without hesitation.

The staff who had been covered in cold sweat by Clemens' actions just now breathed a sigh of relief, and they felt relieved when they saw that Clemens picked up the two little guys again and didn't have the urge to throw the panda. .

And everything just now was faithfully recorded by the camera, the bearded director stared at the screen with bright eyes and muttered "!" and "it's amazing".

The two commercials made the French director fall in love with Clemens. Whether it is the appearance or the shining points on his body that make people feel endless, he feels that if he can find this mixed-race athlete In the entertainment industry, he will definitely be so popular that he can come and go freely!

Of course, this idea was sternly rejected when it was proposed to Mendes, for a simple reason.

The future value of Clemens is unlimited, he is a treasure house, he belongs to the green field, acting?Let's talk about it after he retires.

And this video was also edited into a tidbit and posted on the Internet, and it received tens of thousands of hits in just 10 minutes.Soon after, this tidbit was forwarded and commented on Real Madrid's official account, which also allowed many Real Madrid fans to see another side of Clemens.

'I thought our little handsome guy couldn't smile...Look, what a beautiful smile, I'll take a screenshot! '

"He can laugh. Look carefully in the future. He will laugh when he makes a clean sheet or shatters his opponent's dream of scoring goals. That's how he stimulated Master Luo at the beginning..."

'The past is unbearable qvq'

'The giant panda is so cute, my God, I really want to touch it, my heart will melt when that little thing is lying in Toto's arms. '

'The Chinese fan tour group passed by and was very satisfied with the combination of male god and national treasure. '

'The hand throwing and rolling fully demonstrated the male god's excellent arm strength 233333 No wonder he was able to throw his hands past halftime. '

'What are you throwing?Toss the panda halftime? '

'... ls you go away!The laughing points of the whole world have been lowered by you hahaha! '

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After finishing the filming of the documentary, Clemens returned to Madrid. After two days of preparations, the Real Madrid team boarded the team bus and challenged Celta Vigo away.

Clemens didn't think there was anything special about this team. In terms of strength and popularity, they were not ranked first in La Liga, but the moment Clemens got off the bus, he felt something was wrong. Something is coming.

Slightly tilting his head to avoid it, Clemens glanced back, and what he saw was a tomato that had been smashed to pieces on the ground due to the forceful impact on the outside of the bus.

Then, he heard a shriek shout: "Bastard boy of La Coruña, go back!"

In a word, Clemens looked over indifferently.

The surrounding reporters were stunned by this turn of events before they had time to go up to interview. After all, there is no real hatred in football matches, and the Spanish football environment is not like the Premier League or Serie A. Derbys are full of extreme fans. There are very few vicious times. The fans who used tomatoes to embarrass themselves for the first time really shocked people.

The rioting fan was quickly controlled by the security guards, but Clemens didn't look away, but looked at him with a flat expression, as if he didn't care at all.

But Kaka knew that his kid was angry, perhaps just because the Celta fan accused his former home team Deportivo.

The reporter wanted to go forward to interview, but before he could speak, he heard Clemens speak first, with a low but pleasant voice: "This will be an interesting game, I am really looking forward to it."

The reporter was slightly taken aback.

Obviously this person is looking forward to it, but why does it feel... something is wrong...