football superstar

After the Copa del Rey, Mourinho gave his players two days off to let them relax.

The purpose is simple, that is, there will be a period of closed training before the Champions League final. I heard that Mourinho will even go to Lisbon two days in advance to prepare, so before getting nervous, proper rest is a must, even if it is the training madman Christie Mr. Jarno Ronaldo chose to stay with his son at home instead of going to football.

Early in the morning, Ronaldo was woken up as usual, and when he opened his eyes, he saw his fat son lying on top of him.

As the little Chris grew up, his weight also increased, and even Ronaldo couldn't sleep even a second under the pressure of the little guy.

However, Ronaldo, who has always been in the silly father mode for little Chris, carefully hugged his son and got up. After little Chris woke up, he dragged the little guy to wash his face and brush his teeth. Two people, a three-year-old and a three-and-a-half-year-old, were in the bathroom After playing in the water for a while, he walked into the living room cleanly, and began to face each other in a daze.

What to eat in the morning, what to eat at noon, what to eat at night.This is a question for little Chris.

What to do in the morning, what to do at noon, what to do at night.This is a big Chris question.

Just when Chris thought he was going to push Ronaldo to take him to find Uncle Toto next door, Ronaldo's cell phone rang.

Neatly rolled from the sofa twice into Ronaldo's arms, staring expectantly at the name on the phone screen.

KAKA.

Uncle Kaka = Uncle Toto = delicious.

Cristiano Ronaldo was lightly coughed by his fat son's starry eyes, and then connected the phone: "Ricardo, good morning."

"Good morning, Chris." Kaka said softly, and then said with a smile when he heard the voice of little Chris snatching the phone, "Good morning, little Chris."

Cristiano Ronaldo directly turned on the phone to be hands-free, and asked, "What's the matter? If you want to invite me to breakfast, I'd be happy."

It seems that they need their own help these days when Dolores is away. Kaka glanced at Clemens who was preparing breakfast in the kitchen, and said with a smile: "Thomas is preparing, you can come here now. By the way , Luca said in the morning that he wanted to go to the zoo, shall we go together?"

"Zoo!" Little Chris cheered.

Cristiano Ronaldo was taken aback, looked at his fat son helplessly, reached out and rubbed the head of little Chris, thinking that he had nothing to do today, so he might as well go and see the animals: "Okay, see you later."

"Which zoo!" There are two zoos in Madrid, and little Chris is sitting in Ronaldo's arms and jumping around, "I want to be fat!"

Kaka replied with a smile: "Well, that's the one."

Ronaldo's face turned black, he still remembered the last time he went there, he went with Mendes and Mourinho last season.Clemens, Kaka, public service announcements about animal protection.

Ronaldo was filmed with the big lizard.

lizard...

Is it too late to refuse now?

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In Spain, there are two pandas, always named Jessica and one named Rondo.

They were leased from China to the Madrid Zoo. Here, the two panda sisters have lived a good life. The bamboo they eat is the freshest and tender. They have to be airlifted from Sichuan, China, and the freshest bamboo leaves are selected. Bamboo shoots and daily apples are cut into strips before eating. It can be said that the two rounds have become veritable little princesses in the zoo, and they are served comfortably.

Compared with the sensitivity of her older sister Jessica, her younger sister Londo seemed much more at ease, which made her excitedly throw away the bamboo shoots in her hand when she saw the fairy who had been struck by lightning while holding her high. He ran over in small steps!

And the elder sister Jessica who stayed behind and was holding the milk basin with a dazed expression was staring at her round eyes with a dazed expression.

Be good, what a god, why is he here again!

Silly girl!you come back!What if he breaks you later!

Lun Duo didn't care about that, and ran straight to the floor-to-ceiling windows, lying on the glass and stretching out his little paws towards Clemens.

Mr. Daochang, who originally brought little Luca and little Chris to the zoo on the rest day, was very happy to see Rondo remembering himself. He has the ability to recognize pandas. The little things used as mascots are really similar in appearance, but Clemens can still recognize that the one in front is Rondo, and the one in the back is Jessica.

Jessica is still timid and needs practice.

The cowardly Pangpang in his previous life only needs Mr. Daochang to pick up and step on the flying sword and walk around, and he will become bold immediately. Clemens thinks that if Jessica is also lifted up and walked around, it will definitely be too. get better.

It's a pity that the flying sword is not at hand.

Jessica didn't know what she missed by accident - it was an experience called "as if she had died once" by countless predecessors - she just put the pot of milk on her face and lay there Stay still and carry out the act of self-deception to the end!

On the other hand, Lun Duo persistently scratched at the glass with his paws, wanting Clemens to hug him again and throw him high again.

Because of a charity advertisement, Clemens and Kaka once had a relationship with the two little guys. Since then, they have not seen each other again. Now Clemens squatted down and looked at the With his big head, Lun Duo reached out and knocked on the glass: "Are you okay?"

Lun Duo's chubby head tilted, but there was no reaction, but Jessica behind him secretly took down the pot of milk.

Hmph, Jessica is a bilingual Panda, she is a literate bear, silly girl, come back soon!

Outside the glass, Luca and Chris moved in the same way. The two little guys laid themselves on the glass and stared at the panda inside.

I have to say that pandas are naturally cute creatures, especially children like them, especially little Chris, who almost put his face on the glass, and even reached out to tug on his papa's pants: "papa! I like it!"

Ronaldo also squatted down and stretched out his hands to hug his baby. The Portuguese superstar was always smiling in front of Little Chris: "This is a panda, and Portugal also has it. I will take you to see it next time."

"I want to raise this!" Little Chris said domineeringly.

Before Ronaldo could speak, Luca turned to look at little Chris: "I can't raise him."

Little Chris immediately pursed his mouth, and looked at his brother Luca's beautiful face with watery eyes. He didn't cry or make a fuss, but just looked aggrieved: "Why? Chris wants it."

Luca reached out and rubbed little Chris's curly hair with a serious face: "She not only eats bamboo, but also drinks milk, and also eats cakes and small puddings. She is so much older than you, and eats more than you. Turn around Uncle Toto's delicious food will be given to her or not to you..."

"I don't want it anymore!" Little Chris immediately overturned his previous expectation with the same serious face. Between the panda and the little pudding, the same round little Chris would naturally choose the little pudding.

Clemens looked at Lun Duo, and had to say that silly children are always annoying. Clemens stared at her a few times and thought that he might be able to accept another public service announcement in the future, go in and hug her, Hugging a panda is addictive.

By the way, help Jessica practice courage.

Maybe he could do a little favor, Clemens blinked, and put his hand in his pocket, where there was a small bag with a talisman and a elixir inside.

Clemens was still squatting there, flicking his fingertips slightly, but he jumped straight up to the top of the high glass and fell into it.

All of this was done without a trace, at such a high speed that no one noticed it, and even surveillance could not capture this detail.

Because it is a working day, there are not many people in the zoo, but the Giant Panda House has always been liked by many Madrid people. Seeing more and more tourists, the three adults left with two children. She balled herself up depressed, but when she lowered her head, she saw something.

Round, shiny, with a golden look.

Yoho, this looks delicious.

Lun Duo grabbed the golden elixir and stuffed it into his mouth. He wobbled back to find Jessica, and sat down next to Jessica. He heard a shout from outside.

"Panda, you are so cute!"

This sentence is in Spanish. In the past, Londo only responded to her own name, but at this moment, she turned her head and waved her paws at the source of the sound, which made the girl who called her scream almost cute Fainted!

Jessica looked at Rondo and reached out to pat her.

Silly girl, you can speak two languages?

Lun Duo looked at Jessica. The little fat man who suddenly became smart felt that worshiping the gods was indeed useful. The gods struck by lightning were the most powerful, and he would find a handsome male bear in the future~

Just look for it like a fairy!

The three children and the two children who had already left the Giant Panda House did not stay in the zoo. The two children also had a good time, and they were going to drive home.

"Chris, are you going to see the big lizard?" Kaka asked with a smile as he walked.

"..." Can we not mention the giant lizard?

When he arrived, Ronaldo drove his recently precious red Ferrari. Perhaps it was the winning streak and winning championships one by one made the Portuguese superstar feel excited. The red sports car can best set off the mood, while Clemens and Kaka is still a black Audi sports car, and when getting on the car, Clemens' eyes inevitably fixed on Ronaldo's Ferrari.

"What's wrong?" Kaka looked at Clemens curiously.

"Chris' car is very beautiful." Clemens' eyes were a little persistent.

Kaka smiled as soon as he heard it. He held Clemens and said a few words, and then Mr. Daochang expressed his excitement with actions.

His face was expressionless, but he moved quickly. He walked directly to Ronaldo's car door and knocked: "Chris, I'll help you drive."

Ronaldo doesn't mind letting Clemens drive his precious car. After all, Mr. Daochang has a face of "I'm very reliable". In the driver's seat, when he walked to the co-pilot's seat, he saw little Luca directly opened the door, took the little Chris in the back seat and stuffed him into Kaka's car.

……what?

Ronaldo was stunned for a second, then subconsciously took the co-pilot's seat, and then heard Clemens' voice drifting over: "Fasten your seat belt."

……what?

Ronaldo always felt that there was a conspiracy, but he couldn't tell what was wrong. Clemens seemed a little impatient, and directly reached out to help Ronaldo buckle his seat belt. The next second, Ronaldo heard it. a voice.

The sound of a car engine.

It seems that my Ferrari is really well maintained, otherwise how would such a nice engine sound come out... Wait, why is the sound getting louder and louder!

Ronaldo wanted to see Clemens, but was suddenly hit by the recoil on the back of the seat!

The moment his head came into contact with high-quality leather, the Portuguese superstar's thoughts were a little different--his haircut was well grasped today, and it would be bad if it got messed up.

However, after feeling the feeling of lightness and wanting to fly, Ronaldo suddenly realized why Luca wanted to take his son away just now, and also knew why Kaka drove his car away early... ...Damn it!I was counted again!

"Thomas, listen up ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Clemens felt a little baffled by the almost uncontrollable voice of Ronaldo next to his ear. Of course he should drive a good car, otherwise it would be a waste?And Chris, why didn't you realize that you had so many words in your mouth before.

Clemens was thinking as he drove towards home. Ronaldo tightened a small groove on the shot with one hand, and clutched the seat belt tightly with the other. Suddenly, he felt as if he had found the first When he went to ride a roller coaster at an amusement park, he felt that his family was not in good condition when he was a child. The first time he went to play was in England. He also screamed like this, and was laughed at by that little fat guy Rooney for a long time.

It's a good time now... again... damn child!You wait for me... ah ah ah ah ah!

After finally getting home, when Ronaldo got out of the car, he felt like he had been sublimated in his life and was completely out of strength. Clemens got out of the car calmly, pulled Ronaldo up with one hand and sent him into the house, and then sat in the car. Kaka was waiting on the sofa.

Because of the high speed, although Clemens started it behind Kaka, he arrived much earlier than Kaka, and sat there calmly looking at his phone to refresh Twitter.

I saw the news about several people going to the zoo together. Although there were few people there in the morning, almost everyone knew the three Real Madrid stars in Madrid. Although they had taken some covering measures, But before driving, Ronaldo took off his sunglasses, and such a simple move exposed him.

It's just that what was exposed this time was not just that they came out to play together, but that there was an inexplicable scandal between Ronaldo and Clemens, and Kaka became a mutual friend of the two who came out together to cover up... …

exome?

Clemens raised his eyebrows slightly and read on, only to see that what was written there was well-founded.

Why did Clemens drive Ronaldo's baby car? Why did Ronaldo allow Clemens to drive his precious car?The fiery Ferrari!Isn't that obvious!

Kaka is a good man and takes care of two children alone, creating a two-person world for them, my God!Can you just come out of the closet?

And Clemens reaching out to put Ronaldo on his seatbelt... my eyes!Going blind!I can't even eat a mouthful of dog food!

The one who stood up to refute was the reporter of "Aspen". As the first person who discovered the ambiguous pink bubble between Clemens and Kaka, he also followed the filming all the way, and wrote a story about the two. The No.1 backing group of personal romance, but now it is discovered that someone wants to dismantle CP publicly? !

Tell you!Carmen is irreversible and irreversible!Take down CP and you just wait to die!

Therefore, Mr. CP Fan, an alternative diehard CP fan of "Aspen News", immediately wrote an article to bombard him, which was justified and well-founded, and all kinds of details were described very clearly. The foundation is also an instant reversal of the situation, and the camel cult has nothing to hide in an instant!

Just when they were quarreling, Kaka came back with two children.

"Ricardo... you, hello..." Ronaldo stared at Kaka with a weak face, and the depression on his face almost condensed into a black air that enveloped the Portuguese superstar's forehead and could not be dispelled.

Kaka smiled and stuffed little Chris into Ronaldo's arms, and then said to Clemens, "Are you happy?"

Clemens nodded, and set a goal in his heart.

In the future, I will also work hard to make money to buy a car. Driving is as interesting as flying with Yujian.

Kaka doesn't care where Clemens spends his money, what he cares about is another thing: "The veal steak I bought yesterday should be defrosted, let's go back and make it." As Kaka said, she turned her head to look To Ronaldo, with a faint smile, "Chris, what do you say about me?"

You are so ruthless, you promised to be a good friend, and you bought me backhand... Do you feel bitter...

But Ronaldo didn't say this sentence. Among the veal steak and complaints, he chose veal steak.

At worst, I recommend Marcelo to make this bamboo pole car in the future. I can’t just make a happy decision by myself.

"Ah Choo!" Brazil, who was laying on the gun for no reason, rubbed his nose again with his puffy hair, his face was inexplicable.

===

After Clemens finished his meditation that night and went back to Twitter, he found that the "Camel" group that had just emerged had been suppressed mercilessly, as if to promote the relationship between Clemens and Kaka. There was a good communication, and the administrators of the two sides mainly managed their personal homepage forums left messages under each other's accounts, and launched a forwarding lottery.

The method is very simple. They can each answer a questionnaire about the opponent's players in the opponent's forum, and the forum will draw prizes based on the degree of completion and accuracy.

The content of the reward is: if Kaka fans can answer questions about Clemens, they will be rewarded with a signed jersey signed by Kaka, otherwise, they will be rewarded with a pair of gloves signed by Clemens.

Although this event was only online for an hour, it was really popular and was forwarded thousands of times. The fans who participated said that the content was so strange that ghosts knew it was true or not. The people who asked felt that they were not fans anymore...

Clemens has an account on his own personal forum, which was asked by Mendes to register. He usually doesn't speak much, and is always wearing a vest. Occasionally, he marks a post or asks some questions.

For example, when he didn't understand why touching Kaka's fingers was the same as being electrocuted, Mr. Daochang asked for help, and later being assisted by God made Mr. Daochang feel good about this place.

Seeing the light on in the bathroom and the faint sound of water coming out of it, Clemens knew that Kaka would not finish washing in a while, so he simply turned over and lay down on the pillow, and clicked into the questionnaire .

The first questions were not difficult. As Kaka's cohabitant, Clemens, who also manages the diet of the Son of God every day, answered them with ease, but the latter questions became weird.

'When was Kaka's first serious injury! '-The standard answer is probably the swimming pool, but when he was a child, his teeth hit the handlebars when he was riding a bicycle, and his upper and lower teeth were all reimbursed. This may be considered a serious injury...

'What was Kaka's first mistake? ' - He broke the neck of a china duck as a child and secretly glued it on himself to hide it from Simone. [As a result, the duck's neck was stuck backwards. 】

'What's the most memorable thing about Kaka? '- Nights in Istanbul. [The tragedy is the most unforgettable. 】

'What color plate does he like? '-blue. 【because I like it. 】

'What color sheets does he like? '-blue. 【because I like it. 】

'What style of clothes does he like? ' - Armani. [Anyway, he wears whatever Armani gives him. 】

'What kind of panties does he like! '-...Who came up with this question?

Clemens filled in the answers one by one in a rather speechless manner. The words in the brackets were all his own words and could not be written, so his answers were very short.After watching, I came to a few questions near the end, also known as the most difficult to answer.

"What position does Kaka like when sleeping?" At some point, Kaka in pajamas had already come out of the bathroom. He was a little curious to see Clemens lying there motionless, and sat sideways on the edge of the bed. He leaned over, but pressed on Clemens' back, put his chin on the man's shoulder, looked at his mobile phone screen, and said with a smile, "What are you doing?"

"Win your signed jersey." Clemens gave a very reasonable answer.

Kaka was a little surprised, and then smiled and said: "You want it?" Then he got up and took a pen to sign some for Clemens.

Clemens stretched out his long legs and hooked the man back, then changed his posture, leaned on Kaka and said, "It will be finished soon."

Kaka also knew that Clemens probably didn't care about the signed jersey, so he simply watched Clemens fill out the form with great interest, but felt a little helpless when he saw the answer written by Clemens: "I Like to bite when you sleep? Who said that?"

Clemens glanced at him. "You bit me, many times."

Kaka smiled, bowed his head and kissed the man's shoulder: "My dear Thomas, that was a kiss." And I was not asleep at the time.

Clemens didn't care, and continued to scroll down, and Kaka followed suit.Kaka doesn’t feel offended at the fact that her child has a cold face but complains about herself, “I don’t want to drive too fast”, “If you don’t let you eat, you have to eat”, “It’s a good word to lose your waistline”. On the contrary, he smiled more and more like a spring breeze.

I never knew that Clemens knew him so well. For the lover, this is a very touching and beautiful feeling.

As for the waistline, ah, you can ignore this matter for a while, can't you?

On the last question, though, Clemens hesitated.

Kaka looked over and saw a line of small words: 'What is Kaka grateful for? '

"What is it?" Clemens glanced at Kaka and confirmed to him.

"You." Kaka replied without the slightest hesitation.

This answer made Clemens' subconscious heartbeat quicken. He turned his eyes away and said in a low voice, "This kind of question must be asked by the same person as the question about the style of underwear." Clemens said a rare long sentence .

Kaka hugged him with a smile, and he didn't need to fill in the last one. He directly reached out and hugged his child's waist, lowered his head, and touched Clemens's nose with his own nose, and then, his lips and teeth pressed together.

It took Kaka 32 years to become a better person, a brilliant career, a glorious past and future, a lovely son, healthy and harmonious parents, Kaka feels that God has been too good to him up.

But he was still grateful to God for allowing him to meet Clemens.

They met the best people in their best years, and this may be what Kaka is most grateful for.

Kaka wouldn't say anything unnecessary, and Clemens didn't ask. Anyway, they were on vacation today, and Luka went to bed early, so he could always do things that he couldn't do normally.

But neither of them noticed that the questionnaire was successfully submitted, and the delicate icon of "Thank you for participating" was very cute.

That same night, the questionnaire caused an uproar!