[Comprehensive Yingmei] Nine Realms God of Cookery

"Loki! Loki!" Thor yelled to his younger brother while running through the corridors of the palace, "Lo, Queen Mother, good afternoon."

"Sol, be careful, what are you doing?" Frigg stopped Sol, and wiped the sweat off the face of the little cat.

"I'm looking for Loki, queen mother, have you seen my brother?" Thor raised his arms and wiped his face indifferently. The development of Asgardians is actually slower than that of ephemeral species, and they are only ten years old. The Sol, is equivalent to seven or eight years old ephemeral species, but it can already be seen that he is a strong little guy.

"Locky should have gone to Chris's place. Why are you in such a hurry? Look at you, you just came out of the training ground? You haven't even taken off your protective gear yet... Oh, ran away again, this kid..." Frigga Helplessly looking at the reckless Saul.

"See you later, mother, I'm going to find my brother!"

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"Uncle Chris, I'm done with the exam!" In Chris's palace, Little Rocky shook Chris' arm with excitement.

"Okay," Chris put down the scroll helplessly, and touched Loki's head, "What reward do you want this time?"

"The priest doesn't even care about how I do in the exam?" Loki pouted, his green eyes instantly misty...

"Well," Chris thought for a while, "Did you beat Sif in the martial arts test?"

"Uncle Chris!" Loki shouted angrily as the mist in his eyes disappeared instantly.

Chris knew that the kid was crying fakely, and he wasn't Sol, so he wasn't so easy to be fooled...

"It's all the fault of that crappy school, why is magic not allowed? If I can use magic, I will definitely win!" Loki kicked Chris's chair irritably, "It's true, Mother, Sol doesn't even have to take the exam, why should I win?" Just have to go..."

"So you still failed to beat Sif~" Chris gloated a little, after all, it was really hard to watch this little guy suffer!

"But I'm still number one!" Loki raised his head proudly.

That's right, even if you are the Son of God, even if you will become a powerful god or a majestic king in the future, you will still be sent to school by your parents when you were young.

And there are homework and exams to do...

Sol and Loki, of course, went to the best school in Asgard. The students were basically children from the gods or noble families, and even many courses were taught by the gods themselves!

Since Asgardians have a very long lifespan and have too much time to spend on education, the cultural courses are relatively simple. Ten-year-old Rocky and Thor, the current course difficulty is equivalent to that of Chris In the previous life, they were just at the level of primary school, and it can be predicted that they will take at least 20 years to complete the middle school level courses.

Of course, there are many more advanced courses in Asgard than on Earth, such as divine mechanics, magic, and various courses related to cosmic civilization. A doctor from the earth in the previous life is here, which is equivalent to the culture of graduating from elementary school. degree.

However, according to the folk customs of Asgard, they have to receive combat training since they were young. There are a lot of combat courses, such as martial arts, which will be subdivided into close combat, swordsmanship, archery and so on.Military courses take up much more weight than cultural courses.

Even in this situation, the ten-year-old Rocky has basically mastered the knowledge of middle school level, and coping with the school exams is almost like playing, only martial arts is a little more difficult.

Although Chris was not considered a top student in his previous life, he had a degree from a prestigious school, but he had never seen a genius of this level.

However, this also led to the fact that Rocky's popularity in school is actually not very good, at least not as good as Thor.Think about it, a person with a noble background and who can take the first place in all subjects every time is really unlikely to be popular in school...

Although Luo Ji's martial arts is relatively poor, but that is relatively speaking, at least, it is not a problem to get a perfect score.There are not a few talented Asgardians who get full marks in this category, such as Thor's good friends, Hogan, Vostagg, Fandral, and the most dazzling young genius, Sif.Rocky can also get full marks in the individual test, and he can only lose when he fights against them, but he can still rely on his good results in other subjects to firmly sit in the first place.

Of course, in terms of martial arts, Sol is the strongest. Although he never took the exam, he has maintained an undefeated record in sparring.

"Hmph, after we turn 30, we are allowed to use magic in sparring, and I will definitely not lose again!" Loki became angrier as he thought about it, and a small fireball couldn't help but pop out of his hand.

"Rocky," Chris extinguished Rocky's small fireball with one hand, he didn't want Rocky to burn himself here in a fit of anger, "If I remember correctly, all you are allowed to use at the age of 30 is energy Radiation, not magic. And I will still be your examiner when the time comes, so you won't be able to cheat, kid."

Well, in fact, the arrangement in Asgard's school makes sense. Compared with martial arts, which can be learned from a young age, like physical education, magic is the lowest and high-level difficulty, which requires sufficient knowledge and intelligence. Only in order to learn, even if it is just pure energy radiation, it also requires extraordinary control.Even Sol hasn't learned energy radiation yet, and only a natural spellcaster like Loki can master magic at the age of ten under Frigg's teaching.

Energy radiation is different from magic. It is a prerequisite skill for learning magic, and it is relatively simple.Most Asgardians who are expected to become gods will choose energy radiation, but there are too few who have the ability to choose magic.

"I must tell my mother that I don't want to take the exam anymore! Anyway, Sol doesn't know how to take the exam..." Loki was still a little aggrieved. Logically speaking, Loki could have skipped a grade a long time ago, just to be in the same class as Sol , I have never done this, "Just let Saul skip a level with me..."

What else can Chris say?You thought Odin didn't want Thor to skip a level?Don't want Saul to take the test?

Ever since the two little ones started to go to school, the God King was so worried that his head was going bald.It is undeniable that Odin will definitely have a certain preference for his own son, but... his own son is really disappointing!

Sol's grades are really bad. Except for the overwhelming advantage in Martial Arts class, almost all other subjects are struggling on the verge of passing...

Odin really couldn't figure it out, he was an all-knowing and omnipotent god king, and Frigga was famous in the Nine Realms for his beauty and wisdom, but the son he gave birth to was not as smart as the kid from the Lao Fei family next door... Fortunately, he Having snatched the person over, Odin is glad that he made a wise decision at the beginning.

In order not to embarrass the royal family, Sol was forbidden to take all exams and only participated in the duel training of martial arts courses.Of course, what was said in name was that the royal family did not want to put too much pressure on the subjects, so only one of the two little princes would take the exam.

The simple-minded Asgardians are convinced of this, because Loki's performance is really against the sky, coupled with Thor's strong strength in the martial arts course, everyone thinks that if Thor takes the exam, Either first or second...

"Okay, okay, my little Rocky is the best," Chris said in a very perfunctory tone. Of course, the child is happy to get the first place in the test, but if this is a child who can take the first place in the university, he will go to kindergarten What about the exam?There is no other possibility other than the first, "So what reward do you want this time?"

"I want variety pudding, Feiyun ice cream, and..." Loki hesitated, "Fried chicken legs, um, Uncle Chris can make any fried chicken legs."

"What did you do to Sol again?" Chris had a headache. He thought Loki would be a little angel when he was a child, but he didn't expect to start making troubles at such a young age...

Of course, no one can refuse the delicacies produced by the God of Cookery, but there will be differences in taste after all. Compared with fried chicken, Rocky prefers to eat sweets, while Sol prefers to eat these big fish and meat.Only when he knew that he broke the goods, Rocky would beg Chris to make some delicious food and use it to compensate Saul, and only Saul would be silly every time, cheerfully forgetting in a blink of an eye...

"No, it's nothing, I just have a sudden craving for fried chicken..." Obviously, Silver Tongue is not very good at lying yet.

"The last time you asked me to make fried chicken was when you cut Sol's hair, and the last time you stabbed your brother, and the last time..." Chris recited the troubles that Loki got into The reason why it is so clear...is because half of the time it is Frigg who wipes Loki's ass, and the other half...is Chris himself.

"Anyway, Sol is fine..." Loki muttered.

"Yeah, Saul's physique is really strong, your little knife only hurts when you stab it, and the blood doesn't flow much," Chris rolled his eyes, "But you can't just because your brother gained weight Go stab him in the stomach!"

"I'm just curious about how thick the meat on his stomach is," Loki yelled, "I thought Sol was so pitiful, he ate them all together, but he would gain weight, and I wanted to cut some off for him to help He lost weight, but he didn't expect my brother to be so afraid of pain."

Chris is really speechless, what to eat together?You eat one portion at a time, and your brother eats one bucket at a time, can it be the same?Even if Asgardians are big eaters, they can't help eating like this!But...it's all my fault...

Because of Chris' blessing, Sol has a good appetite since he was a child. Not everything tastes delicious, and he still has a good taste for food, but... as long as there is food that can be eaten, Sol will always want to eat it. Until it can't be held any longer.

Chris has always felt that this kid...maybe he can be a food broadcast...

It's nothing at all, Asgardians are born with a lot of food, and their bodies are just as good.In addition, the energetic Sol has a lot of training every day, and his body is very strong. No one thought that he would gain weight.

Until the first year of school, when he was preparing for the final exam, Sol was caught by Loki and crazily tutored. For more than half a month, he didn't even go to the training ground.

Then he became fat like a balloon... It was comparable to the little fat Vostagg in the class.

It was only then that everyone discovered that no matter how active Sol was, his food intake would not decrease.Therefore, as long as you exercise less, you will gain weight quickly in a short time...

This kind of balloon physique caused Frigga a headache, so he specially called Odin and Chris over to discuss it together. However, even the three most powerful gods in Asgard, there is no way, if they are not fed Well, it's too cruel...

In the end, he could only decide, let Soldo exercise more, eat more and move more, adding Sol's martial arts courses.Correspondingly, Sol's cultural lessons were even more hopeless.

Odin is also broken. Anyway, the child’s brain was probably caught during a dystocia. If you are stupid, be stupid, at least you can fight...

The author has something to say: The setting of Loki as an all-round student comes from the animation. When Sol took the Avengers back to visit his alma mater, there was a whole wall of honor, and all the trophies and medals had only one name: Rocky O Ding Sen

It is said that it has broken all the records in the Asgardian school, and has never been surpassed...

And Sol... it was really because Odin was afraid that he would fail, so he didn't take the exam...

Well, according to the official data, Sol's intelligence level is 2. Ordinary people, if you make an analogy, it is the kind that it is difficult to get into a better university...

And Loki's intelligence level, depending on the period and version, is between 5 and 4, that is, between super genius and omniscient...