[Comprehensive Yingmei] Nine Realms God of Cookery

Chris was busy for a while, and didn't intend to prepare all the dishes at once, but served them one by one. Soon, Odin and Frigga had their own dishes in front of them. In front of Odin was a golden ratio siu mai. In front of Frigga was a bowl of Iraku ramen.

Frigga was anxiously preparing to eat, but Odin slapped the back of her hand, and then she slowed down.

Where the two couldn't see, there was a mysterious smile on the corner of Chris's mouth.

Frigga served seven dishes, including two main courses and five meat dishes, and Odin served five dishes and two desserts. Chris stopped and stopped making.

"Uncle Chris...Chris, why is it gone? I still have some!" Frigg shouted dissatisfied.

"Sorry, the order is over." Chris smiled.

"In this case, thank you for the hospitality." Frigga wanted to say something more, but Odin stopped her and stood up to leave.

"Don't worry, my majesty the god king," Chris stopped them, "I haven't settled the bill yet."

"Oh, yes, check out, check out, how much is the total?" Odin wiped his forehead.

"998 Asgardian gold coins." Chris casually reported a number.

"Uh," Odin looked a little embarrassed, as if he was counting in his own space, "I forgot to bring the money this time, next time, just come to me when Chris returns to Asgard."

While talking, Odin backed away, and pulled Frigg who didn't want to leave.

"Hehe, that's not acceptable. Our store has never had a credit policy."

"Run!" Odin suddenly narrowed his eyes, "Run! Frigg!"

The two quickly ran towards the door, but suddenly they floated into the air.

Chris stretched out his hand and manipulated his spiritual power to grab the pair of "God King and Queen".

"Well, you two are getting more and more courageous, and you dare to play a prank on me, Frigg, ma'am?" Chris rubbed Frigg's head rebelliously, and after a burst of illusion shattered, he revealed Got a... silly Thor?

"Ah, haha, Uncle Chris, good afternoon." Saul was caught by Chris, still smiling like a golden retriever.

"Sol! Why are you here!" Odin looked very angry, "Where's your mother?!"

"clap clap"

"Perfect! Add [-] points to your acting skills," Chris applauded, "If it was so perfect from the beginning, maybe you could have fooled me, but now..." Chris grabbed "Odin" by the beard, "Need Shall I help you undo your transformation? Your Majesty~ Your Majesty?"

"Oh, it hurts, it hurts," Odin twisted and turned back into Loki, "Don't be uncle Chris, don't pull my ears!"

"Loki, you little guy is really getting more and more courageous." Chris smiled with a happy face, but Loki felt the wind was blowing.

"How did Uncle Chris find out about me?" Loki was a little dissatisfied, "Even my mother was fooled by this illusion!"

"Your transformation should be Variety Pudding, right? It's so perfect that even I was almost fooled."

Variety pudding, as a dish with a level as high as 22, in terms of cooking level alone, it can be ranked in the top three of Chris's current dishes, and it is the highest level as a dessert!

On the outside, it looks like just a piece of pink pudding with a bomb, but when you eat it in one bite, it has thousands of wonderful flavors.

What's more, after eating the Variety Pudding, within a period of time, it can transform into any creature that is not too different from its own size!In addition, Loki is a natural shapeshifter, the deformation accuracy is quite high, and the appearance alone is almost perfect.

However, Chris said that he was almost deceived, of course it is impossible.Although I was a little surprised that Loki could bear to keep the Variety Pudding for so long before eating, but using Chris's own cooking power to deal with Chris?It's impossible, Chris can sense the power of his cooking right away.

"The problem is with Sol," Chris manipulated his spiritual power to bring the two brats together, "How long do you think I and Frigga have known each other? Loki, your illusion is less than your mother's, A lot of details, such as light and shadow, and this Frigga actually eats noodles with his nose..." Chris casually pointed out a bunch, "The most important thing is that you didn't realize that your father and queen , never pick and order from the menu?"

Well, Odin and Frigga will only let Chris serve all the new products and glowing dishes, they can't finish it!

"But mother didn't find out today!" Loki still defended unwillingly.

"That's because she didn't want to 'discover'..." Chris rolled his eyes, and few people knew better than him the black-bellied nature behind Frigga's gentle appearance, "In short, now, you should pay the bill gone."

"Father~" Loki looked at Chris tearfully, the Greedy Wolf Knife and the Broken Saber among the two Yin-Yang Seven-Star Knives in Chris' hands rubbed against each other, making a piercing sound, which made the two little guys shiver tremblingly. At the same time, the tears that Loki had finally suppressed were frightened back.

"Uncle Chris," Sol suddenly raised his head and looked straight at Chris bravely, "It's all my fault, it's none of Loki's business, if you want to punish, just punish me!" Sol said " Seeing death as home" has a bit of grievance on his face, "Who made Uncle Chris not give us enough to eat every time..."

"Who said you did it?!" Loki pushed Sol away, "Stupid Sol, do you know illusion?"

"It seems that my little Rocky is not going to admit his mistake?" Chris sharpened the kitchen knife in his hand playfully.

"I was wrong, my lord priest~" Loki looked at Chris pitifully, hoping to reduce the punishment, "But why does Uncle Chris never give me dessert..."

In Loki's mind, he is the one who is more "favored" by Chris. If he takes the responsibility, he should be able to suffer less punishment, right?

"You two..." Chris rubbed his forehead, "Sol, I don't know how special your physique is, and if I feed you back to the way you were before, Frigga will definitely come to me again. And Loki, you too, kids shouldn't eat too much sweets, do you want to grow up like your brother did?"

Loki shuddered.

In fact, as long as the stomach is not broken, the dishes produced by Chris are not a big problem no matter how much you eat, and sweets will not cause tooth decay or anything, but Frigga doesn't think so, with Sol's Learning from the past, the Queen of God was really worried that her well-behaved young son would do something like this, so she gave Chris a lot of advice.

"So, don't think I'm going to let go of the supply until you reach your adolescence." Chris made a concluding speech, "And, don't worry about who will take the responsibility this time, you two little guys can't run away .”

Chris showed a very gentle smile, and threw the two knives into the sky...

The Greedy Wolf Knife and the Broken Saber returned to their scabbards accurately. Chris freed his hands, one in each hand, carrying the two little guys, pressed them to the bar, and held them down with spiritual power.

Take off your pants.

clap, clap, clap...

……

"woooooo"

"Wow, whoop"

Chris's slap fell, and his four-petal butt turned red instantly.

With the skin strength of Asgardians and Frost Giants, ordinary force will not hurt at all, let alone god sons like Sol and Loki, it is impossible for Chris to use too much force, so I am afraid that he will be broken first. It's the bones.

However, Chris has divine power in the palm of his hand, ensuring that every blow is red and painful, but it will not cause any real damage or sequelae.

"Do you know what's wrong?" The two little guys were lying on the bar head to head, and Chris pressed the two little heads, one gold and one black, and brought them together.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Chris doesn't believe a word of it, the little guy's "don't dare again" is the equivalent of "next time I won't get caught".

"Uncle Chris is too bad! The strike is so hard!" Sol, who was skinny, recovered faster, and shouted at Chris with energy.

"Really? I'm really sorry..." Chris glanced at the system panel, and the corner of his mouth curled up in a mysterious arc.

pop, pop

"Ow~"

"Ow~"

Fenrir, who was playing in the rest area, heard two howls, and suddenly one ear, thinking that Chris brought back some dog... no, it was another wolf.The moment the two little guys came in, Fenrir noticed that Loki's current illusion was far from being able to deceive the sense of smell.

Loki, who suffered innocently, was very wronged. Why did Sol say the wrong thing, and he had to be beaten more?

……

"Okay, you guys go back first, I'll go back to Asgard soon." After receiving enough "remuneration" to pay the bill, Chris clapped his hands contentedly.

In the past ten years, Chris has completed a series of achievements such as "Putting Baby Loki's Face", "Pinching Baby Sol's Butt", "Getting Baby Loki's Hug", "Getting Baby Sol's Kiss" , related products such as [Loki's Face Feel], [Sol's Hug Feel] and other products were extracted by the system to pay the bills, which not only brought a lot of experience to Chris, but according to the system, the sales in the heavens and the world are not bad. , Chris has always had some energy points to share.

If it weren't for the two little guys getting bigger and bigger, Chris felt that his income might be even higher.After all, some products are no longer available after that time period.

This time too, Chris, who got the [Spanking Feeling], is very sure that the sales of this thing will be very good, it will bring him a lot of income, and he can also punish the two little troublemakers who dared to make pranks on him , Killing two birds with one stone, Chris is very satisfied.

Oh, and as for why it took two extra hits at the end?Because the system prompts that the meal fee for this time has not been confiscated...

Loki and Sol pulled up their trousers, supported each other and walked out, pausing three times at each step, looking extremely miserable.

Sol felt strange, obviously the pain didn't hurt much anymore, why is my brother hesitating here?No, Uncle Chris is too scary. Little Sol doesn't want to stay here for a second now, and rushed out as soon as he picked up his brother.

Loki struggled angrily, but was held by Sol's strong arms and couldn't move, so he could only kick him twice bitterly.

Loki felt that in his life, he should not expect this stupid brother to learn to pretend to be pitiful to gain benefits.

"jingle"

"Welcome, Frigg, His Majesty the God King."

As soon as the two little guys ran out, the real Odin and Frigg walked in hand in hand.

Frigg had a see-through smile on her face.