[Comprehensive Yingmei] Nine Realms God of Cookery

"So, what are you guys doing?" Chris rubbed his head and stopped Loki who was about to speak, "No, don't talk about it, let me be quiet first, Sol, give me this thing first Go back to the kitchen and change your body..." Chris didn't know how to describe it.

Originally, he thought about catching this kid Saul and going to justice on the spot, so he would beat him up first, but now, if he is caught and spanked again... Chris feels that he is not that perverted.

After Chris flew down, Sif kept shrinking aside. The young people of their generation were almost all born before and after the war with the Frost Giants. That is to say, they basically grew up listening to the legend of Chris. of.

According to legend, during the Great War, the God of Cookery used fine wine and incredible miracles to reward every heroic warrior, but on the final battlefield of the decisive battle, he also tore countless frost giants and even frost giants alive. The head and heart were dug out and eaten raw one by one...

As for the legend, it changes when it is passed on, and it is difficult to spread it to the ears of the person concerned, so Chris has no idea that his image has become Asgardian in recent decades. The template for people to scare children... That's right, even in Protoss, parents still like to use the old-fashioned template of "If you don't obey XX, I will eat you" to scare children...

Sif was frightened to grow up. This courageous girl with excellent martial arts talent is afraid of the shadow of her childhood. Unlike Thor and Loki, she often visits the houses of the gods. This is the first time she has seen When it came to Chris, he was swept away by the furious divine power for a while, and shrank back in fright.

"Oh, but," Sol picked up the big octopus that had been electrocuted into coke, and looked aggrieved, "Loki, why are you here? Uncle Chris, look at my brother lying to me again!"

"I don't blame you for being too stupid." Loki rolled his eyes. He barely pushed Gungnir just now. The consumption was too great, and he slumped on Chris's Titan astrolabe.

"Then you shouldn't lie to me!" Saul was still very sad, and it was fine as usual, but this time it was rare for him to have his wish come true.

Sif indifferently backed away a little more quietly. Very well, she should not be needed here for the time being. It would be best if no one noticed her, so that she would not have to face the terrifying God of Cookery.Although "Chris's hair" appears more frequently in Sif's mantra than "Odin's beard", it turns out that this kind of psychological comfort that is often mentioned deliberately does not help her overcome her fear.

As for the friendship with Sol... is there such a thing?

Sif, who has a slightly higher IQ than Sol and has no filter to cover his eyes, can clearly recognize the essence of Rocky's bear child, has realized that they may have fallen into Loki's pranks from the very beginning...

Seeing the two little guys quarreling like three-year-olds again, Chris had a headache and gave Rocky a brainstorm, "That's enough, don't yell, since you are all so energetic, let me make it clear , what are you guys doing?"

According to Chris's experience, if the two brothers accidentally broke something on him, it's usually right to beat Sol first.If the two quarrel and get upset, it can basically be solved by knocking on Loki.

What?What if it was Sol's fault?Chris is very relieved, if Sol is responsible for the death, there is no chance of arguing at all, and he will definitely be played badly by Loki...

"I'm just fulfilling my wish! Although... I took some things from Uncle Chris, but... my brother can't lie to me like this..." Sol also broke the can, anyway, with his work since childhood In terms of personal experience, it's nothing more than a beating, and he babbled about what happened.

Well, these two brothers are not as afraid of Chris as Sif, anyway, Chris will not really hurt them, Asgardians are rough and thick, and the most severe beating will not hurt for half an hour at most Well, it was the two of them who went to steal wine and drink, and after getting drunk, they ruined a batch of famous wine that Chris had just brewed.

"Okay, okay, I know what's going on," Chris really has a headache, Saul's appearance is too...subtle, because of his emotional agitation, the place where the ink was smeared on his body began to itch again, and his whole body tingled. It was a little red, and then it became more... Subtle, Chris really didn't want to continue watching, "What do you want? Are you dragging the little girl around? By the way, the little girl over there is called Sif right?"

Sif froze when she heard her name being called, and nodded blankly.

Fortunately, Thor raised his head proudly and attracted his attention again, "I have, no, Sif and I both have a wish to become a glorious and powerful Valkyrie!"

"Valkyrie," Chris' eyes were a little lax, as if he had thought of something, those heroic Valkyrie, figures on the battlefield, laughter at the wine table dozens of hundreds of years ago... Speaking of which, the one over there dressed The little girl in the Valkyrie Armor seems to be the younger sister of that one, that one...

Wait, Valkyrie?Chris just reacted.

"Pfft, haha, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" Loki finally broke out, out of breath from laughing.

"If Loki hadn't lied to me again, I would have succeeded!" Thor was still a little bit aggrieved.

"No, you won't, hahahaha," Loki forced himself to spit out one or two complete words, "Let's not talk about your ritual that doesn't work at all and is so crudely drawn. It is possible to succeed, but, hahahaha, Saul, you, hahaha, it is impossible to succeed, haha, I can’t do it, hahaha~"

"How can it be impossible to succeed? My courage and will will never lose to anyone!" Saul was still not convinced, "I even grew long hair specially!"

"Wait," Chris interrupted them in astonishment, "Sol, don't you know that a Valkyrie must be a girl?"

"What? A girl?" Sol looked at Sif in shock, seeing the same confusion in Sif's eyes.

……

In the end, Chris still caused Shensheng to suffer a major blow. Sol, who had experienced a strong shock in his three views, dragged the big octopus back first, and went to take a bath and change clothes by himself, at least to get rid of the ink on his body. It's a bit miserable.

"Okay, now it's time to solve your problem." Chris lifted Rocky up.

"Father, I didn't do anything bad, I just... played with Sol." Loki began to pretend to be pitiful.

With a wave of Chris' hand, spiritual power outlined a light and shadow in the air, which was the image of someone sneaking into the kitchen and casting a spell on a pile of ingredients.

"Well, I'm just hungry and want to find something to eat..." Loki still wanted to quibble.

"Three or five, you choose." Chris was too lazy to talk nonsense.

"...Three times." Anyway, there was no one around, and after Sol left, Sif also quickly ran away.

"clap clap"

Chris raised his hand and slapped Rocky's ass three times, "Okay, now let's talk, how did you get Gungnir?"

This is what Chris is most concerned about in the whole incident. The theft of the God King's golden staff is really big or small.

"I tricked my father with an illusion, and then I borrowed it!" Chris didn't really hit him, and Loki was used to being beaten. He was completely fine, and proudly showed off his achievements.

"Hehe, just your current illusion ability?"

In an instant, Chris figured out the key point. It seems that this matter...isn't a big deal.

With Loki's current illusion ability, it's okay to deal with ordinary people. Want to fool Odin?Totally impossible!Behind this, it must be the cover of a queen who is more proficient in illusion...

Sensing it carefully, sure enough... Chris once again made up his mind not to offend women and villains.

……

In another garden of the Golden Palace, a certain Queen of God is happily manipulating a crystal ball, and the figure of Chris leaving is reflected in the crystal ball.

Rewinding the image a bit, seeing her beautiful "girl" son being tied up by tentacles, some inexplicable light appeared in the eyes of the God Empress, she chanted two spells, and projected this section to form a 360-degree holographic image with no dead ends. Then it is perfectly preserved and stored in a crystal.

Well, this crystal is almost full, it's time to replace it with a new one, or consider developing a more efficient storage circle.

In a small box, there are a few exquisite crystals, and the Queen of God carefully stores them in the depths of the Mysterious Space...

……

Sol, who finally dragged the big octopus back to Chris' Palace, didn't know this, and he didn't know that after he packed it up, he was caught by Uncle Chris, pressed on his leg and beat him up firmly, because I was beaten up for half an hour by messing around with the ingredients...

Chris: Well, it’s good, I didn’t react at all, the momentary heartbeat just now was just an illusion, it seems that I am not a pervert... Well, at least I haven’t expressed my position to the extent that I want to attack my nephew...

Chris didn't consider at all that if he really regarded Sol and Loki as "nephews", he would definitely be beaten by Hela in the future...

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It was very important to Chris that he wasn't a psycho...well, not to that extent, because over the next few decades, as the kids grew up, they showed...more Great attraction.

Sol has completely got rid of the beautiful youthful appearance of his youth, and his body is full of muscles, like a walking hormone secretor.

Loki is different, still tall and slender, with the grace taught by the Queen of God in every move, but it is just an appearance, even as a spellcaster, Loki's body is still very strong, even in pure martial arts fighting, Asgard Among his peers, only Sol can completely suppress him, and there are still strong muscles under the robe.

Chris has had countless bed partners over the years, but in Asgard, Sol and Loki stand at the top in appearance, figure, or temperament.

There is also Diana in Paradise Island. Chris also occasionally dates some women, but at least among the women Chris has met, there is really no more beautiful and sexy than Diana who is already a girl, let alone Diana's unique temperament.

But I don't know why, Chris, who can be regarded as "notorious" in some respects, has no sexual interest in these three guys. They obviously have a huge amount of karmic entanglement, and these guys are extremely attractive to Chris. become.

It’s not because of age, the universe is so big, some races become adults at the age of three, and some races are only children at three thousand years old. Chris has also tried, as a person whose actual age is hundreds of years old, even if only counting the external time , There are also "old people" who are close to two hundred years old, even those young people in their twenties, he can "eat" without any burden.

It can only be said that the children I watched growing up were a little different after all.

Today's Chris still feels that he is full of integrity.