[Comprehensive Yingmei] Nine Realms God of Cookery

It is not the first time that Thor has been harmed by Loki, or has been directly turned into a frog by Loki, but this time he is particularly unlucky.

In the past, after being transformed, Sol could still hop around to find his mother to help him undo the curse, or wait for Loki to laugh enough and realize his conscience, or simply wait for a while, and the transformation effect will naturally be lifted.

Anyway, with the magic resistance brought by Thor's true god blood, unless the opponent's magic attainment reaches the same level as Loki's, ordinary transfiguration can't work on Sol for too long.

But this time... not long after Thor was transformed, he was picked up by an interstellar merchant and courier who delivered goods from the universe.

It's so hard to die, and it happened to be at the gate of Chris's palace.

That's right, the other party came to deliver ingredients to Chris.Who doesn’t know who hurts people with a little bit of connections in the entire universe now? Since Asgard closed most of the external exchanges, the most profitable business in this line is to collect all kinds of rare ingredients for the God of Cookery.Even if Chris didn't go out in the temple for two or three hundred years, the acquisition has been going on.

The guy who came this time has been one of Chris's suppliers for generations, and he has been in the food business for decades, and his vision is quite vicious.The frog in front of me is much bigger than my own kind, with high-quality meat and vigorous vitality. Although it is only a frog, even this supplier has almost never seen such high-quality ingredients. things.

Isn't that true, even among the Asgardians, Thor's figure has always been called perfect, the whole person is like a walking hormone, and even in the myths and legends of mortals, Thor, the God of Thunder, also symbolizes male fertility, that is Quite an aphrodisiac...

I don't know if this frog is wild or just ran out of the palace of the God of Cookery. The food merchant didn't dare to ignore it, and handed it along with other ingredients to the attendants in Chris's palace.The ones that ran out would be returned, and the wild ones would be a bonus, anyway, I didn't spend much effort.

So, Sol was so tragically imprisoned in Chris's ingredient warehouse.

In Chris’s ingredients warehouse, all the ingredients are sorted and wrapped in blue light balls—yes, it’s the same type of light film on the big octopus that Sol kidnapped back then.These light spheres have been upgraded many times and are infused with Chris's spiritual and divine power. Sol, who has lost his strength after being deformed, cannot break free at all.

It is tragic that in order to keep the ingredients fresh, the entire ingredient warehouse is shrouded in layers of magic circles, which of course also include the effect of anti-morphological changes. Sol can't even wait for the curse to be lifted naturally.

The entire magic circle was designed and drawn by Frigga, the former number one spellcaster in the Nine Realms, and Loki, who is about to become the number one spellcaster in the Nine Realms, is responsible for the annual maintenance. There is absolutely no possibility of failure.

If Chris hadn't just come out, Thor might really have to wait for the next time Loki came to maintain it before he could be saved...

Fortunately, Chris scanned the warehouse with his spiritual sense habitually, only to find that this special "frog prince" rescued Sol with a flash of spiritual power.

"Odin's beard! I almost died!" Sol patted his big chest, looking at the pile of kitchen utensils hanging on the wall next to him with lingering fear, such as kitchen knives, many kitchen knives, all kinds of kitchen knives.

"So, what happened?" Chris had a headache, he hadn't come out for hundreds of years, and when he came out, he found the atmosphere of Asgard where everyone was in danger?

Under Saul's explanation, Chris probably knew what happened, and Frigga really didn't talk to himself about such a big matter, if he knew it earlier...

Can't seem to help?The combat power is not bad. In terms of magic attainments, Loki has already surpassed Chris by a long time.

But it's not too late to know now, Chris thought about it, and decided to go out to avoid the limelight.

Compared with Saul, Chris still has a little more desire to survive. At least, Chris can see that Loki has always remembered his hatred, and now is such a good opportunity, Chris does not want to bump into him at all. .

Well, it wasn’t actually Chris who saw it. Loki, who was tied up by Diana with a mantra lasso, confessed all the plans exactly, including a small notebook for Chris to remember, and even including the Reese's ass slapping back plan...

Why else would Chris poke Loki dozens of times while he lay on the therapy machine?

It just so happened that Chris had something to do when he came out this time, and he was still short of a coolie, so he took Sol away by the way, which can be regarded as saving people from fire and water.

……

Nidaville, the only one of the Nine Realms that is completely subordinate to Asgard.

This is the hometown of dwarves, which means that this is the country of craftsmen.

Dwarves are always the top craftsmen in the world, this is like the law of the universe. "The whole world" means, the whole world that the dwarves have access to.

The dwarves in Middle Earth are the best craftsmen in the entire Middle Earth, so the dwarves in the universe are of course the best craftsmen in the entire universe—at least within their reach.

Nidaville was originally a planet like the other star fields, and it was a planet full of mines.

Now, however, there are no mines and no planets.

All of Nidaville has been hollowed out by the dwarves over countless years - oh, did I forget to mention that the dwarves are also the best miners? ——In short, that is not important. What is important is that the current Nidaville is a huge smelter built with the essence of the entire planet.

For tens of thousands of years, countless terrifying weapons have been produced here, such as Rainbow Bridge, Gungnir, Thor's Hammer, Destroyer, and guns in the hands of any soldier in Asgard.These weapons are the nightmare and shadow of countless civilizations, tormenting the entire universe for a long time.

By the way, the weapons made by Nidaville are only for the royal family of Asgard.

That's right, this is an agreement that the dwarves and Asgard made a long, long time ago, an unbreakable contract.The dwarves forge weapons, and only weapons, and Asgard promises to protect them and provide them with resources forever.

From then on, the dwarves no longer need to develop their military power or fight with the outside world. They only need to focus on their favorite things, such as building weapons, such as drinking and having fun.Doing the same thing day after day and year after year is boring for mortals, but it is very enjoyable for dwarves.

Unlike their middle-earth cousins, Nidavelur dwarves live much longer, even longer than ordinary Asgardians.Of course, like the balance of the will of the great universe, their number is also smaller, only about three hundred at all times.This is one of the most important reasons why dwarves have little ambition.

But now, as a rainbow light falls, the lively but peaceful life of the dwarves is temporarily broken.

……

"Is that true..."

"Is it true?"

"It's really that one?"

"real……"

Two or three hundred dwarves gathered together, with naturally loud voices, even whispering, the sound was the same as that of square dancing aunts.

"Hi everyone, I am..."

Chris emerges from the rainbow lights of the Rainbow Bridge and is about to say hello.

"Chris' hair!"

"Chris's hair! It's really the God of Cookery!"

"Chris' beard...no, Chris's hair! Oh..."

Chris was startled by the wild and loud roar of the dwarves, and Fenrir was so scared that he almost threw Chris off.

Chris's first reaction was...why are you shouting about his hair?Touch it quickly, it's not bald, it's still the blonde hair that's brighter than Sol's.

"What's going on?" Chris asked quickly after linking Thor and Fenrir with his spiritual sense.Before coming, out of courtesy, he did let Asgard inform the dwarf king, but now... all the dwarves have come, right?Even Odin's envoys didn't have this kind of battle every time they visited, and what's the matter with this frenzy?

"You don't know?" Sol's reply was a bit strange, "These dwarves are all followers of Chris."

believer?Chris is confused, what is this?Where did it come from?Although he has been a god for a long time, Chris has never been involved in religious matters. For example, Odin and Thor already have a group of believers. Loki also recruited some believers when he established the kingdom of God on the ground, but Chris has never Never had such an idea.Anyway, it's not necessary. For Chris, these things are too troublesome.

Besides, "Aren't these dwarves attached to Odin?"

"It is true that they are attached to Odin, but they are not believers of the father of the gods," Thor greeted the dwarves with a smile, while replying to Chris in the spiritual link, "Since about 1000 years ago From now on, the god they believe in is you."

Fortunately, the fanatical beliefs of the dwarves made them less dare to block and touch Chris. Fortunately, Chris was riding on the back of Fenrir in the form of a giant wolf, and he could greet him decently while moving forward. If you do that, I'm afraid he was picked up by the dwarves and left.

Sol didn't mind at all, and he still had time to continue explaining to Chris.

Asgardians do like to drink, and their brewing technology ranks first in the universe, but in terms of alcoholism, it's nothing.At least most Asgardians won't miss other major events because of drinking.

The three most alcoholic alcoholic races recognized in the entire universe are dragons, demons, and dwarves.

These three races are really all addicted to alcohol, and, in order to drink, they don't care even if the world falls apart in a second.But don't think that they can become drinking buddies, because these three races have fought countless battles for each other's wine, and over time, they have developed to the kind that almost choke each other when they meet, and never stop dying.

This is also the reason why Nidaville is attached to Asgard. Asgard is powerful on the one hand, but with the abilities of the dwarves, which powerful force does not want to accept it?So most importantly, Asgard has good wine!

About 1000 years ago, after Chris became a god, he provided Asgard with a large amount of fine wine, some of which were directly supplied to the gods, and most of them were handled by his subordinates.Although there is only one god Chris left in the Hela pantheon, there are always two or three big cats and kittens in the entire pantheon that have not been destroyed in an instant, and they will not let go of such a good opportunity. In the name of Chris, a lot of fine wine was sent to Nidaville.

For the dwarves, because of the appearance of Chris, the famous wine that was originally considered extremely rare in Asgard, with no price but no market, almost opened up the supply all of a sudden!And those incredible, glowing wines that dwarves have never heard or seen!

There was little controversy, and the dwarves quickly became believers in the God of Cookery.

"Your Majesty Chris, please come this way, the king is already waiting for you at the temple." A dwarf graciously led the way for Chris.

That's right, the dwarf king became the high priest of Chris in Nidaville, or the pope, and they still built the temple in a decent manner.After hearing the news that Chris was coming, the dwarf king had been preparing for the sacrifice in the temple.

……

When Chris came to the temple, suddenly, his face turned red and purple.

Of course, there is no doubt about the construction technology of the dwarves, and I don’t know how much effort the dwarves who have never seen Chris have to learn the appearance and name of the "temple"...

The majestic temple is emitting a red light.

On the solemn gate of the temple, the words "Red Light District" are silently beating Chris' fragile heart.