[Comprehensive Yingmei] Nine Realms God of Cookery

"How could you do this to my brother! I gave you my heart!" Mr. Pervert in red and black tights grabbed his bloody heart with one hand, while tearfully accusing Chris, "You heartbreaker! I just know You want that smelly broken badger! What's so good about that 1-meter-long dwarf, my brother is much sexier than him!"

God knows how this guy managed to achieve the tearful effect through the mask, Chris rubbed his eyebrows with a headache: "First of all, no one wants your heart, even though it is the only organ in your body without cancer cells, it can be used as food Apparently not too bad. Secondly, you've stained my floor. Most importantly, I personally confirmed that the Wolverine of this universe is Hugh Jackman's version, with 1 meters long legs, and that was 88 The sexiest man in the world! I think you know better than me."

In front of the bar, an unprecedented horror scene was being staged. A pervert in red and black tights suddenly pulled out a knife and dug out his heart without a word, bleeding all over the ground.Then holding the heart, lying in the blood all over the ground, humming...

To be honest, this scene... is still very impactful.

But Chris didn't change his face at all, and didn't care in the slightest.Joke, as a chef, what blood haven't seen?Not to mention self-mutilation, even if it is crushed into minced meat, Chris can tell at a glance which part of the meat it is, and how the quality of the meat is.

But the reason why this happened is entirely because Chris proposed to check the ability to pay before placing an order for him.

Theoretically speaking, the entanglement of karma in this Mr. Pervert is so strong that it is almost overflowing, and it is impossible that he has no ability to pay, but what Chris can't believe...is his integrity.

"Brother too, I was the sexiest man in the world in 2010, much sexier than that guy! And don't think I don't know, you never have to clean it yourself." It also grew out, and threw the heart in his hand casually, rolling in a pool of blood and posing a few "sexy" poses.

Chris couldn't stand him anymore, snapped his fingers, the blood on the ground and the pervert in tights disappeared instantly, and the heart that was thrown away was also gone - of course it was put away by Chris himself, such a strong cause and effect Breath, Chris will not waste it.

"No, you're not, it's Pikachu who's sexy, not you. You don't have that face that can seduce a girl in a blink of an eye now." Chris broke the delusion of perverted tights without hesitation, "Besides, this name After it was taken by Saul in 2014, it was not as good as every year, and Heimdall could get it in 2018."

"Brother is much more popular than Ryan Reynolds' box-office poison!" The pervert in tights saw the blood gone, and jumped up from the ground, "Brother also has fans, and there are so many fans that you can get from the Fortress of Solitude!" Line up to Wayne Manor!"

"That's Superbat's matchmaker, not your fan girl," Chris complained mercilessly, "You do have fans too, but you don't know what your fan girls are like? Half of them just want to hear you say nasty Duanzi, the other half is amazing, I miss you all day long."

"Don't think brother can't read Chinese, you are driving!"

"No, I'm just stating the facts. To be precise, they want to use the thicker ones than the others, so they have to use the fatter ones. Admit it, this is your fangirl."

"You," Mr. Pervert in red and black tights put one hand on his chest, "You have changed! You don't love me anymore! Back then, in front of the screen, you even said that you wanted to lick my brother and give birth to a monkey for my brother!"

"I have never had the ability to give birth to a monkey, and I have never said such a thing!" Chris quickly denied, "Besides, as a face control, what I want to lick is Ryan Reynolds' face, and that face Maybe the face belongs to Nick now?"

"Comeon, in the underworld of this universe, only the Great Demon King exists, so there won't be an extra police station suddenly, and that marinated chief won't be a killer who needs bodyguards."

"Okay, how about Andrew? He has a tender face and a good figure, and he is the butcher in romantic love."

"balabalabala, there is no room for romantic comedy in the world of superheroes, admit it, brother is the sexiest..."

"Well, you forced me," Chris said with a mysterious smile on his lips, "It seems that that handsome face can only belong to the greatest Green Lantern in history, Hal Jordan, although he..."

"boom!"

There was a gunshot, and the bullet hovered in front of Chris's smiling face.

"...Not yet born, but already destined to reach the pinnacle of appearance, unlike someone." Chris still insisted on finishing the sentence.

"How dare you, say that name!" The pervert in the red and black tights was still holding a gun in his hand, but it seemed that he wasn't the one who shot just now, and his mask magically accused Chris with a shocked and aggrieved expression, " This is too much, you have to apologize to brother! No, there is still a discount!"

"This shop is run on a small budget, and we never offer discounts." Chris ruthlessly rejected the other party, "He is green, poor, and red-looking, when will you be the demon?"

"Brother would rather eat cold flash than give him the little angel!" The pervert in tights looked very aggrieved, "Unless it's the little phoenix from the Dumbledore family, no, that won't work either!"

"You've hooked up with two little bugs, and you even want to get your hands on the conscience of the Zhenglian next door?" Chris rolled his eyes, "Be realistic bro, look at the slash magazines of you and the little bugs, because the sales are not good enough. Cut in half, tsk tsk, even the most popular young master of the Marvel family can't keep you..."

"I don't care, I'm going to kill that stupid X screenwriter! Even that fluffy dwarf can hook up with two worms, why can't I?" Mr. Pervert in red and black tights sat down on the chair in front of the bar, The chair turned into an Iron Throne, "The ancestor of that iron can killed Dragon Mother! Brother, go to the next door and tell Seahorse King that his wife was killed!"

"If you're going to kill the screenwriter, by the way, kill the screenwriters of Quanyou, A4, and Dark Phoenix next door. The slaughter of the Marvel editorial department has already been done once, and it's boring to have the same ending again," Chris sincerely suggested. "So you don't want to order now?"

"……point!"

……

"Glowing dishes! Brother finally ate the legendary glowing dishes! Wait, did you add some fluorescent agent in it? Tell you, brother is not afraid of poisoning!"

"Of course not," Chris said helplessly. It was the first time he saw someone who didn't do anything immediately after he was cooking, but kept taking pictures with his mobile phone. It’s time to pass the best viewing period after filming. Speaking of this age, Instagram, Twitter, and FB have not been established at all, where are you posting?”

The tights stiffened abnormally for a moment, and then Shi Shiran sat down again, and began to taste the dishes with a very cultivated look.Well, this little embarrassment has no effect at all on the other side's face.

"Ah, the delicious and tender taste, crisp and chewy, slightly spicy with a bit of sour bitterness, as if in a rocking car on a summer beach, brother's soul has been sublimated..."

"Stop! Stop it!" Chris has never felt that any customer gave him such a headache, "Let's not talk about how you can eat tender and crisp in the same dish, what is it that is slightly spicy and sour? Devil's taste? If you don't know how to be a gourmet, just shut up!"

However... if you can be honest like this, Mr. Pervert... you won't be a pervert.

"I don't care! Tell me to shut up, give me the best things!"

"I said no, even with your physique, you can't bear that kind of strength, and you will explode directly." Of course, Chris also wants to do business, but he can't just let customers eat to death just to gain more experience, right?

"Don't be afraid, brother," Mr. Pervert in tights patted his chest proudly, "I haven't seen anything before... It's hot, hot, hot! It's so hot!" Then he was so hot by a spoonful of mapo tofu...

Chris thought about it for a while, and this is also the reason. Although the physique of the opposite party is only a little better than that of ordinary people, in terms of recovery ability, it can almost reach the level of rebirth from a drop of blood.

Chris now has the highest level and has completed the glowing dish. It is nothing but a dessert. The 48-level flying cloud is so icy.

That's right, it's Diana's favorite, the final advanced cooking of Feiyun Ice Cream.

Originally, it should be difficult for Chris to get this recipe, but fortunately, the system has a special bonus for the series of recipes that already exist during the lottery draw, which allowed Chris to collect all three recipes of this series recipe.

When the cooking was finished, an unprecedented golden light bloomed in the temple, and a cold current also gathered in the air, forming a blizzard!

Luminous dishes above level 0 may have various visions besides the golden light.

"Phew, it's delicious, I'm freezing to death, but it's still delicious!" The pervert in tights bites the Feiyun Duoduobing that looks like a double-cone ice cream, but his body starts to turn blue and purple from the cold.

This is certainly not because of the negative effects of Chris' cooking, in fact, it is a powerful strengthening power that can give the eater the power of a cold body and broken armor, as well as the ability to manipulate ice and snow.

It's just that the premise is... the physique of the eater must be strong enough to withstand such power.

Right in front of Chris, the pervert in the red and black tights shivered and ate the last icy shell of Feiyunduoduo. The moment the whole dish was eaten, a burst of intense cold burst out all over his body, and he was completely frozen into a lump. Human-shaped ice cubes.

"Wake up, you haven't paid the bill yet." Chris walked over and knocked, and suddenly cracks appeared on the ice, and they were scattered all over the ground in an instant... Broken corpses...

It's a good thing it's frozen solid and there's no blood staining the floor, Chris thought.

No, obviously this looks weirder, right?

Chris didn't have the patience to wait for him to thaw slowly. With a wave of his hand, the ice cube disappeared without a trace.

Now it became a real dismembered corpse, the one with only one head left.

"Huh, I'm freezing to death! A profiteer killed someone! I want compensation!" The perverted man with only one head left was still yelling.Well, there is no tights anymore, so I can't use tights anymore, and neither can the mask, because the mask has also been frozen into powder.

Chris is still very rigorous.

"Tsk, sure enough, your cuteness is all on the mask," Chris looked at the ugly head covered with scars and tumors, "but you are right, it really looks like an avocado... forced X another An avocado."

Chris feels that for a long time, he may not want to use avocado as an ingredient.