[Comprehensive Yingmei] Nine Realms God of Cookery

"Then, I'll go back first, and come find me in the palace after you decide what you want. Legolas, come with me and tell me everything that happened in these years."

Forced to be helpless, Chris finally made an oath with his godhead, and then returned to Asgard.As soon as he came out, Chris wanted to go back to his palace first. At that time, maybe he could find a chance to escape, and wait until Loki forgot about it...

"Hey, this is the Rainbow Bridge? Are you not in the Golden Palace?" As soon as he stepped out of the temple, Chris discovered that the place where the few people came out turned out to be the bridgehead of the Rainbow Bridge.In this way, it might be possible...

"That's right, we've been here recently," Loki signaled Thor and Legolas to double-team with his eyes, and stopped Chris, "I suddenly thought of what conditions are needed, the priest will come with us first, don't worry go back."

Chris secretly groaned in his heart, he knew that these bastards had already planned it!

"No need? My palace should be better than yours, so let's go there together, it will be more convenient if you need anything..."

"No, what we are going to is over there." Chris wanted to fight for it, but was interrupted by Rocky again.Looking in the direction of Loki's finger, it was...

"How did you get that thing out?"

As soon as Chris turned around, he saw a gorgeous palace standing on the sea not far away.

That's right, it's the palace that Asgard usually uses to receive visitors from all worlds.Although this thing has no combat ability, it is more or less a magical artifact.It's just that they haven't used it much in the past 2000 years. I didn't expect Loki and the others to be able to find it.

Chris estimated that it was probably Frigga's idea.Otherwise, Odin wouldn't allow them to mess around like this.

"Okay, let's go there together." Chris showed a look of nostalgia. When he first came to Asgard, Chris lived there.

Without unfolding the Titan Astrolabe, Chris had a thought, and a Frozen Throne condensed out of thin air in an instant.Compared with the original, Chris is already much stronger.

But after thinking about it, Chris dispersed the Frozen Throne again.

Since I want to restore the original scene, then at the beginning...Chris rarely used the Frozen Throne.

After all, spiritual power can't last.

So the most commonly used means of transportation is still...

"Xiaobai, it's up to you." Chris patted Fenrir's head, in exchange for a look of disdain.

Fenrir glanced at Chris, thinking that he had been riding this guy for a while because of Hela's order and his own greed. Unexpectedly, it has been riding for 3000 years now.Fenrir still remembers that at that time, this guy looked at his prototype and was so amazed that his saliva almost flowed out. How could it be like now, calling the wolf at every turn...

Fenrir shook his fur, and turned into a giant wolf several people tall.

"You guys even reproduced this?" Chris froze for a moment looking at the familiar scene.The room in front of him is exactly the room he lived in 3000 years ago, it has not changed at all.Even after 3000 years, it is impossible to have memory errors if it is strengthened to the point where Chris is now.

In Chris's eyes, although there are some other traces here, someone should have used it recently, but in terms of the general layout and some small details, it is almost the same as what he arranged 3000 years ago.

"As a rigorous artist, of course you have to do your best in the selection of artistic materials," Rocky was very satisfied with Chris's expression, "especially when the story involves a famous true god."

"Art?" Loki complimented himself like this, and Chris felt even worse, "What's going on here?"

"Oh, this involves my condition," Loki looked at Chris sincerely, "As the most prestigious artist in Asgard, my condition is, I hope Chris you can be my next one." The protagonist of the work."

"A work?" Chris' face changed, and he suddenly thought that Loki originally... loves dramas!Self-written and directed, only to play in person!

"You mean, something like a play, or a stage play?"

"Stage play? It's about the same," Loki thought for a while, "it's just that the stage is a little bit special."

"Well, Rocky, you know that too," Chris said awkwardly. "With our identities, it's okay for the director to talk about it, but if we go off the stage in person and let everyone see it, the impact will still be bad. Most importantly, maybe It involves the whole of Asgard."

Chris felt that if this went on like this, Loki might dare to put the stage on the roof of the Golden Palace for the whole of Asgard to watch.He had to find a way to make some attempts to save himself.

"Well, I understand." Unexpectedly, Loki was very easy to talk, "I mean, in addition to a few of us, my works have no other audience. Don't worry, before Sol also What is often done is just keep a record."

"That's it..." Chris tried hard, but seeing that he couldn't evade it, he could only agree.But as long as there are no audience, it's fine.Loki and the others should just be entertaining themselves, at worst, make a little embarrassment, just leave an excuse, it's better than embarrassing in public.Besides, as long as the time is long enough, Chris can always think of a solution to this kind of thing.

……

"Rocky! This, this," Chris was speechless in shock, "this is what you call art?!"

"Of course." Facing the manic divine power that Chris unconsciously released and spread everywhere, Loki's smile became more and more cheerful, "This is an art that has been certified by countless civilizations in the universe! Or do you think why the protests of those planets are so so? Easy to calm down? I have to say that Saul is quite talented in this regard."

Yes, he is indeed very talented, so talented that Chris almost reacted...

As an artist and a top-notch director, Rocky will naturally give Chris enough "training" before the filming actually starts.

For example, look at some previous excellent works.

And the crystal ball they are watching now records one of Thor's famous works: [Thor's Sexy Hunting]!

It's different from the first work that was shot in a hurry. Although the director, screenwriter, costumes, special effects, scenes, makeup... of this...work are only Loki, and only Legolas is the part-time cameraman. Even the actor is only Saul.However, even from the perspective of Chris who has read countless films in his previous life...and this life, this is a rare masterpiece.

Loki's exquisite illusion has created an extreme scene that is almost impossible for ordinary people to achieve.Legolas' superb and flexible physical skills, holding a picture crystal in hand is enough to complete any angle, any posture, 360-degree one-shot photography without dead ends.And Sol...

Although Sol still doesn't have much acting skills, it's not a problem at all with Rocky's screenwriting ability.As long as he acts naturally as usual, he is already a self-propelled hormone maker.

Magic and technology, after reaching a certain level, are somewhat interlinked.What's more, projecting pictures and sounds is a kind of "illusion".The magic props transformed by Loki's hands truly achieve an immersive experience.

Coupled with Rocky's superb editing and screenwriting skills, it is clear that in the entire "work", the male protagonist is rarely even naked, and most of the time it is only on the scale of sexy photos, but it can make Chris such...experienced The masters are a little thirsty.

No wonder, in addition to Asgard's force deterrence, they can also handle interstellar diplomacy so well... no wonder!

"This, this is your work of art?" Chris was still immersed in shock, a little dazed, and a little embarrassed. He had just made that kind of misunderstanding, but he reacted to Sol's film... "Lai Golas?"

Chris cast his last hope on Legolas, and now he very much hopes that Legolas will tell him that all this is just a prank by Loki...

Legolas looked away, not daring to meet the teacher.

No way, Legolas didn't want to, but was threatened by Loki.If he refuses to help, he will be the leading actor in the next work... Legolas is very sure that even without his cooperation, with Loki's illusion ability, he can make the real one. Explain the possibilities clearly.

"Snapped"

"Very good, I believe that with the priest's ability, he has fully mastered this art, right?" Rocky didn't give Chris much time, and canceled all the screenings with a snap of his fingers, "Then let's start now, there is still time left Not much more. After all, I have already given notice to old customers... Uh, I mean, I have already prepared the script for the next series, [The Temptation Kitchen of the Cookery God]..."

Loki almost slipped his tongue, but fortunately, Chris was still in a state of blank mind and didn't notice what he said.

……

"It's over, it's over..." Chris squatted in the corner in despair, covered his face, and muttered to himself.

"What's the matter, Chris, you have to believe in Rocky, my brother's ability is really good," Saul comforted Chris in turn, "The finished product that Rocky made in the end is not bad. Look, I showed myself After my strength, everyone admired me even more, and there were fanatical admirers everywhere on the street."

Chris glanced at Saul and said nothing.He thought to himself that only this stupid thing could be fooled so deeply by Loki and be so shameless.Besides, are you sure those were adoring glances, not hunger?

However, for the Asgardians, this kind of thing... maybe it really is nothing?Asgard respects the strong. In the Nordic mythology reflected on the earth, Thor still symbolizes the god of male genitalia... Being strong in a certain aspect can be considered a strong man in a certain sense, right?

However, in the final analysis, Chris is not a native Asgardian!

"Uh, what Thor said...does make sense." Legolas hesitated, wondering whether he should approach the teacher. Among all the people present, except for Loki, who had already devoted himself to the serious post-production, he might also As long as Legolas can understand Chris's current mood a little bit, right?

"Moreover, the teacher's strength is really unfathomable. Just watched it once, and it's even better than Sol, who has been filming for more than ten years!"

Well, after more than ten years of photography career, Legolas, as an elf, has a superb artistic appreciation, which has improved a lot.