[Comprehensive Yingmei] Nine Realms God of Cookery

"New here, take this for photocopying!"

"New here, send the information to the editor-in-chief!"

"New here, why hasn't the coffee been delivered yet?"

"newcomer……"

For one morning, Clark was sent around, and he fully realized the difficulty of life as a social animal.Working in a big city is no easier than farming in a small town.

At least, in the small town, no one would take "The New Kid" as his name.

Clark felt that this kind of life was too scary, and he probably couldn't...

"New here, hurry to the film department and send me the photos!"

"Okay old editor, no problem old editor!" Perry White, the editor-in-chief of the Planet Daily, is a man with a moustache and a mustache. His iconic loud roar can spread throughout the floor. Clark has already formed The conditioned reflex of jumping up immediately after hearing this sound...

"It's disappointing, isn't it?" At lunch time, HR ordered takeaways for everyone, and Clark didn't have his own desk yet. I didn't expect that someone would take the initiative to sit next to him. "This is the case in the media industry. People outside think that reporters It’s just flashlights, studios, and interviews with some successful people in suits and ties. But in fact, rushing drafts, constant revisions, and some trivial things account for 80% of our work.”

"No, I'm not disappointed yet, I'm just a little worried about whether I can do well." Clark's eyes were filled with the same confusion as most college students who are about to graduate, "Besides, there are excellent seniors like Sister Ryan here. It’s easy to mess up things, and I don’t know if I can stay..."

Louise Lane, who also graduated from the Metropolitan University and is two years older than Clark, has worked at the Daily Planet for more than a year.When Clark was in club activities before, he knew that the former president who returned to his alma mater to give a speech also had the help of his senior sister, so he got an internship at Planet Daily.

"Don't call me senior, just call me Louise, I've only been here not long ago." Louise looked at this big boy speechlessly, the guy from a small town, sometimes he was so simple and silly, "Believe in yourself , you're fine, Perry is very pleased with you."

"Editor-in-chief?" Clark thought for a while, every time he went to the editor-in-chief's office, he would be yelled out within 5 minutes... Is this also very satisfying?

"Don't worry Kent, Perry is like this. He is trying to make you adapt to the working environment here in advance." Louise explained, "The old editor will only do this to the interns who want to stay. Those who are not satisfied He doesn’t know how to yell at people, and just asks us to check out and drive them away.”

Clark was very moved. Sister Ryan actually took the initiative to comfort him, and even called him by his name, but he didn't call him "newcomer"!

Ah, when will I become an excellent reporter like Louise, beautiful, dignified, capable of working, and not afraid of the editor-in-chief's roar...

"Ryan! Hurry up and get in, there's big news!"

"Okay old editor, no problem old editor!"

Louise answered loudly, bounced up with the same conditioned reflex as Clark, quickly dropped Clark, and rushed into the editor's office...

Clark was shocked, not because Louise would succumb to the editor-in-chief's majesty, but because he had just encountered such a big news on his first day!

Well, Clark doesn't actually know how big this news is because he doesn't know who this guy named "Bruce Wayne" is, but judging from the reactions of his colleagues, it should be a big deal news?

It was clearly a piece of news on the entertainment page, but colleagues from the political page and even the sports page surrounded it.

Of course, for this kind of rare big news, Clark is not qualified to do anything right now, so he can only help with some chores, copy documents and so on.

Therefore, Clark was lucky to be let off by the editor-in-chief, and he was not busy non-stop, and he was still able to touch the fish to find out what happened-in terms of gossip, super vision and super hearing are always so useful.

"The urban legend of Gotham is actually true? The bat monster appears!"

"The Bat Monster saved Bruce Wayne, who Wayne called Batman?"

"The Wayne Group announced that it will fully sponsor all Batman's activities! Is it grandstanding, or another waywardness of the little prince?"

"Shock! Prince Gotham courts Batman!"

"Bruce Wayne announced that he wants Batman to be his secret lover, yet to be acknowledged?"

"Gotham baby's first Waterloo is related to the mystery of Batman's identity, maybe not human!"

"Professor X issued a statement that Batman is not a mutant! The X-Men express serious protest and strong condemnation of this groundless speculation..."

……

What and what?

Clark was a little dazed. He was a young man who had just arrived in the metropolis not too long ago, and he didn't know much about Gotham, which was just across the bridge. However, from some students from Gotham, he had heard about the bat monster. urban legend.As for Bruce Wayne... Clark generally pays little attention to those girls' gossip.

Sound like a dude?What does he have to do with the bat monster, oh no, what does Batman have to do with it?Why can it be in the headlines?

In short, no matter how puzzled Chris was, the news about Bruce Wayne and Batman quickly swept the headlines of all newspapers in the United States...

"jingle"

"Welcome, Charles, Gu Yi, how have you been these two days?" Chris smiled and welcomed Charles and his party in. "That guy didn't cause you any trouble, did he?"

"No, I asked Mr. Doyle to take care of him throughout the whole process, and Constantine also cooperated very well and let us extract a little devil's blood." Gu Yi flipped his hands over as he said, and two large glass jars appeared on the bar, " Here, this is what you want, and the temple just needs to add some spell-casting materials, I kept some without authorization, Chris, you don't mind, right?"

"I don't mind, as long as Constantine is still alive." Chris looked at the two glass jars that add up to at least 5l. This weight... is almost the total blood volume of the human body, right?Even with the magic of the temple to sustain life, it would not be too pleasant to quickly replenish the influence.Tsk, sure enough, the bald guys are all black-hearted!

What Chris didn't know was that Gu Yi... really didn't care much about it.However, after the female mages in the London Temple found out about this, they volunteered to share the concerns of the guardians and the supreme mages. They alternated shifts and kept maintaining the maximum power output of the life-support and hematopoietic circles...

"Well, we have sent Mr. Constantine to Wayne Manor as requested. But Chris, I still think that it is better not to involve mortals in matters of the wizarding world." Ancient One still tried to advise something .

"Don't worry, that kid from the Wayne family is not an ordinary person." Charles stood by Chris's side, "Chris, you must see this."

"What is this?" Chris took the newspaper clipping that Charles handed over, "Bruce Wayne and Batman... this guy..."

"I have to say, this trick is not bad," Charles commented with great interest, "As a method of hiding a secret identity, this trick can indeed divert most of the attention."

"But it's still possible to point the finger at the Wayne Corporation," Chris put down the clipping, "but also, as long as Bruce Wayne and Batman are not the same person, other things are much easier to handle. Wait, maybe you can... ...Forget it, let's not talk about this, you guys order first..."

……

"Please wait a moment, Master Bruce is still... Resting, you can try Wayne Manor first, please forgive me for the poor hospitality." Alfred bowed and led several people into the manor .

"Thank you, Alfred. I thought I would never be allowed to enter Wayne Manor again." Natasha brushed her red hair on her forehead reservedly and thanked Alfred.

"Of course not, Ms. Romanov, you will always be a distinguished guest at Wayne Manor." Alfred has received many of Bruce's "ex-girlfriends", even the famous black widow in the secret service world is nothing, " If it affects you, I'm sorry for what the young master did in Europe, especially for borrowing my name."

"Damn, it really is an evil rich man." In the living room, Constantine had already stuffed two plates of cookies, and took away the one in front of Logan in addition to his own. Anything is good! These big vampire capitalists..."

"Not all rich families have refreshments of this level," Logan said, not planning to eat anything, especially before going to Chris's temple, but the cookies served by Alfred were really delicious. It was so delicious, I couldn't help but took a piece, and gave the rest to Constantine, "At least, Charles's family has never had such delicious cookies. It seems that this housekeeper is not simple."

"Of course it's not easy. I've heard that Lancelot, the former king, has the best ability to deal with traditional agents in king and sman. It's a pity that I didn't try it. I didn't expect that it would be even better after he retired." A woman , especially the natural instinct of a female agent, made Natasha resist the temptation with great perseverance, and just like the well-informed Logan, she only tasted a piece.

Natasha was thinking, if she asks for some cookies to take away later, Alfred probably won't refuse...

"Master Bruce, please at least change your clothes first, you are so rude..." The three were enjoying refreshments, and the earnest old butler chased Bruce down the stairs who was only in his nightgown.

"No, it's not me who was rude, but some guy who came early in the morning to disturb people's slumber and ate my cookies!" Bruce, the little master who got up very angry, Batman's secret lover Wei Wei Eun glared at the three people in the living room angrily.

"Tch, if it wasn't for Natasha here, do you think I would come here on purpose today?" Logan didn't give the host any face, instead he took another cookie and bit into it with crackling noises.

"Besides, normal people wouldn't call two o'clock in the afternoon early morning, Master Bruce." Alfred followed suit.

"Alfred!" Bruce raised his voice incredulously, "I thought you were on my side?"

"Cough, I...well, and me," Constantine swallowed his mouthful of food with difficulty, "I think it's really great to be here! Especially compared with those demon-like mages, there are The cookie place is heaven!"

"It doesn't help, John, it doesn't." Looking at the few people who were about to fight, Natasha had a terrible headache, childish boys...

The author has something to say: yes, how could Batman be Bruce Wayne?

He's the secret lover of the Prince of Gotham!