[Comprehensive Yingmei] Nine Realms God of Cookery

"Heimdall! Heimdall!" In the wilderness of New Mexico, just after heavy rain at night, a young man with blond hair shouted distraughtly in the mud after the rain.

"Father, mother, younger brother, Chris... Chris!" Unfortunately, Sol's cry did not receive any response.

Occasionally, cars drove by, but Sol didn't respond at all, just dragging his "weak" body and walking forward aimlessly.Odin's magic sealed all of Thor's divine power, even the Asgardian's physique.

In fact, Sol's current physical condition is almost beyond the limit of human beings on Earth, but for him, it is indeed an unprecedented weak state.

Chris is quite interested in Odin's magic. As expected, he is the god king who has mastered all the original runes. Odin even Sol, as an Asgardian, weighs three times the density of people on Earth. Can be sealed!If it weren't for such a seal that would inevitably result in the strength being sealed together, Chris might even want to ask Odin for help to seal his weight as a heavy lord.

Finally, Sol stumbled unconsciously, fell to the ground, and got up inadvertently.

"Squeak~"

"boom!"

There was an urgent braking sound, but it was still too late, and Sol was hit head-on by a car and flew a few meters away.

"Oh my God, Daisy, we seem to have hit someone!" It was getting late, and there were not many people and cars on this remote road, and there were no cameras, but the car that hit Sol still stopped quickly. A tall beauty got out of the car.

"Stop talking about Jane, we have to call an ambulance... Ah!" Another girl also got out of the car, worriedly about to check on the man who was hit, but was frightened by the man who suddenly opened his eyes and trembled. jumped.

"You, don't come here, I, we are about to call an ambulance, you just, just lie down and don't move around." Jian Hu looked nervously at the strong man on the ground in front of his friend.By the lights of the car, they could see that the guy seemed very strong.If the other party has any evil intentions, the two girls will be in trouble.

"Chris, Ke..." Saul rubbed his eyes and stood up shaking. It seemed that the collision just now made him sober. "Who are you? What is the world here?"

It stands to reason that under the influence of the language of runes, the divine words in Thor's mouth should be able to be translated universally throughout the universe.However, perhaps because the language is so ancient, or perhaps because Sol has been sealed away with all his divine powers, in Jane and Daisy's ears, Sol is indeed speaking English, but it is more like some kind of English language. Old English with arias.

"Here? This is New Mexico." Fortunately, the two beauties Sol met were well educated. Although they were not language majors, they both received higher education and could barely understand them.

Both of them looked at Saul with some sympathy in their eyes. Could this be a homeless man with a mental disorder?You don't even know where you're going?

"New Mexico?" Saul muttered this never-heard term with a sullen expression, a little annoyed.In the past, whenever he came to a strange place, he would either fly around to check the terrain, or let Loki be responsible for figuring out these things. "I want to know, what is the star field in this world, and where are the planets?"

"Star field? Planet?" Jane was a little confused. Why did she hear these words in a bunch of old English?

"You don't want to ask if this is the earth, do you? Are you an alien?" Daisy looked at Sol more and more wrongly.

"Earth?" Sol was also confused, "You said, the atrium?"

"Okay, don't play tricks, I don't believe there are really aliens on the earth," as an astrophysics student who just started her doctorate, Jane never believed in those UFO legends, most of them were meteorites ,"who are you?"

"Me? I am Odin's..."

Sol suddenly stopped in the middle of speaking, is he really?Saul Odinson?Son of Odin?Thor?Prince of Asgard?

Oh, and in a sense, there's nothing wrong with that last one.

"You won't, have you forgotten your name?" Jane's expression was very strange. This kind of mentally abnormal homeless man was hit by a car again, and it is not impossible to suffer short-term amnesia. "I seemed to hear you just now. Calling Chris, Hai or something?"

"Chris... Heimdall..." Thor murmured a few words in a low voice, and said something mysteriously: "Of course, I am Chris Stan... No, Chris Heim."

"Chris Heim?" Jane looked even more skeptical, "But you just said clearly, what's the matter with Stan?"

"My father's name is Stan, Stan..." Saul groaned in his mind for a moment, thinking of the story Chris told them about the Creator God when they were young, he said a name at random, "Stan Lee."

Well, now Jane and Daisy looked at Saul with pity quickly.Not having the same surname as the father may be normal in other countries, but in the United States, it usually means living in a single-parent family since childhood.And judging from the fact that he is still calling his father's name all the time while wandering around at such an age, he is a homeless man with a bit of an abnormal mind but very eager for his father's love.

Sol didn't know why, the two mortal women suddenly had to pull themselves into a low-level vehicle called a car and take them to a place called a hospital.

But Jane probably knows why.

"I didn't notice it just now, this guy is really handsome." Daisy, who was sitting in the co-pilot, glanced behind secretly, and whispered something in Jane's ear.

Even though Saul looked out of his wits and was in a mess, it couldn't stop the eyes of the two scientific research geeks who had read countless films from discovering the handsome guy.

Jane Foster rolled her eyes, and sure enough.Her best friend, and her roommate from four years of university to three years of master's degree, Miss Daisy, who still lingers even after finishing her Ph.D., has become nympho again.

"He's handsome, but don't you think he looks like a man?"

"Who?"

"Just the big star, Chris Hemsworth."

"It's quite similar," Daisy thought for a while, fully mobilizing the star chasing and nympho areas in her brain, "I can't do it anymore, so if he cleans up, wouldn't he be more handsome!"

"You just accepted it like that?" Jian Jian was not driving, and really wanted to wake up his best friend helplessly.

"Accept what?"

Jane glanced in the rearview mirror, and the man in the back row seemed to be asleep, and then she whispered: "We were driving late at night, hit someone, and picked up a guy who looked like Chris Hemsworth What does he call himself Chris Heim?"

"What's the matter?" Daisy said with a disapproving look, "I have a friend who I have known for seven years, who is as beautiful as Natalie Portman, and is still studying astrophysics. Accept it, what else can't you accept?"

Jane rolled her eyes, the woman in the nympho is really unreasonable.

"And, you don't really think he's an alien, do you?"

"That might be good too, some men in black will come out and shoot us with flash sticks, and I want to see Will Smith..."

……

"jingle"

Chris's doorbell rang again.

After Tony came in, he had been studying the menu and the things he was interested in in Chris's temple, and he didn't order.

It doesn't matter to Chris, anyway, he usually arranges new customers in the last round of each business, so that he has enough time to receive them.During the waiting time, Chris also tried to invite Rocky, but the door opened, but there was no response.

Odin also specifically told Chris to leave Sol alone for the time being.Chris also agreed, and the new guests had made an appointment with Chris in advance, and they only have time for this hour today.

"boom!"

A black sports car rushed straight into the gate of the temple without slowing down at all, but stopped suddenly before hitting the bar.

Of course, there will be no brake marks on the ground, and the temple built by the system is not so easy to wear and tear.

Fortunately, the space in the temple is large enough, or according to Chris's wishes, it can be large or small, and it is no problem to park a car.

When Hella brought the Valkyrie back, none of the unicorns she was riding was eligible to enter the temple, but the Batmobile driven by Bruce was.Obviously, for the same mount, the system will only judge the qualifications of living, or self-aware existence.

Tony was attracted by the commotion. Looking carefully, this car seems to be the Batmobile in Gotham's urban legend?

Now Tony is more interested. Just as he announced his identity, he met another one. How should I say it, vigilante?

The car door opens and a...

"Holy fuck! Bruce Wayne!" Tony yelled in shock.

"**! Tony Stark?!" Bruce was also confused.

Today is actually not an occasion for Batman. Bruce rarely fulfilled his obligations as the president. He held a whole day meeting at the Wayne Group, thinking of going directly to the night patrol after coming to Chris, so he drove the Batmobile go out.

So he hasn't gotten word about Stark's press conference yet.

But it doesn't matter, anyway, he already knew who that flamboyant tin can was.

"Why are you here?" Seeing Bruce sat down familiarly and began to check the menu, Tony was even more upset.This mysterious temple obviously needs some kind of qualification certification.

A genius like him is considered just qualified, why should Bruce Wayne, that idiot with nothing but a face, have this qualification?

"If some old and frail slut can be here, why can't I?" Bruce looked lazily at the menu, obviously not wanting to give someone a good look, "Don't get me wrong, I mean Xavier, that guy is too Regulars here."

"Then why did you come in?" Tony's genius brain was running at high speed, and he quickly deduced that the "certification conditions" here should be related to superheroes to some extent. After all, he hasn't changed anything recently. up.

"Of course I can, after all, I'm Batman," Bruce said with a provocative arc on his lips, "the patron and secret lover of Batman."

"My boyfriend brought me here. He was busy today and asked me to drive his car."

The author has something to say: ps: In the animation setting, Sol is indeed not very good at speaking modern English. What he said is a bit similar to Shakespeare's arias... However, I am not very good at it, so I translated it into classical Chinese.

pps: The current setting time is 2008, so there will be some changes on the timeline. For example, the plot of ... on DC's side has happened earlier, and the plot of ... on Marvel's side has also happened earlier.

ppps: Thor 1 originally took place in 2011, about three years after now, when Jane Foster was still studying for a Ph.

Currently available information:

Batman and Superman are the first non-mutants to become famous with the concept of "superheroes", but their real identities have not been announced, including Superman's alien identity

Iron Man is the first superhero to reveal his real identity

There are still four years before the release of Men in Black 3, and ten years before Chris Hemsworth announced that he will join Men in Black 4. Will Smith is still the forever agent j

In 2008, Mr. Hai was not actually a big star. In 2011, Thor was really his famous work, so it was...a parallel universe.

Unconvinced, ah no, the bat cloth bat is very popular in the gossip world of this universe