[Comprehensive Yingmei] Nine Realms God of Cookery

"It can't be me." Faced with Chris' suspicious gaze, Rocky was very calm. "I'm different from those guys. I can confirm my own affairs. The priest should also be aware of this."

The rambunctiousness of Asgardians makes it almost impossible for them to remember every bed partner in their long life, with a few exceptions, such as Chris and Loki.They all have the perfect memory ability of photographic memory, and the memory palace that they will never forget, especially for the things they have experienced.

The difference is that Chris relies on the help of the system, while Rocky relies entirely on his own talent.

"So, we have to face the worst possibility?" Chris concluded heavily.

"Don't worry, we can't draw conclusions so early." Frigga seemed to remain calm, "Loki, show me the details of your investigation."

Loki handed over a crystal ball, and the familiar pattern brought back some unbearable memories for Chris.

Sol's face became even uglier.

"There is no problem with the comparison record, it seems..." Frigga quickly looked up the divinity comparison records with each god, and suddenly raised her eyebrows, "Wait, why is there one missing?"

"I didn't let Loki put in Sol's share," Chris replied, "Since it has been proven otherwise, I think it's better not to disturb the sleep of the dead..."

"No, I didn't mean that," Frigga looked a little weird, "Chris, where's yours?"

"Me?" Chris froze for a moment, "Do you think it might be me?"

All eyes were on Chris and he nodded silently.

Including Frigga and Loki, as well as Sol with a resolute face.

And the guards of the Golden Palace waiting in the hall.

The same goes for the maids behind Frigg.

Heimdall, who was still standing guard on the Rainbow Bridge, also nodded.

"No, it can't be mine!" Only Chris himself was still shaking his head, "Of course I remember about myself, Kryptonians have been to Asgard twice in total, and I've only had relationships with male Kryptonians, yes Yes, Hela knows about this."

"It's true in the records," Loki recalled the scroll he wrote down, "but that's just the records after coming to Asgard." No one knows what Chris' past is like.

"Moreover, in the ten galaxies around the star field where Krypton was located before the explosion, there are a total of 3000 seven priests distributed within 130 years..."

"Boom!"

Chris snapped his fingers mercilessly on Loki's head.

"That bug... how could the iron rooster be my offspring? At that time, Krypton did not have the natural reproductive technology between men. I have seen the children of Al's family. I know this very well." Chris still I was very upset with Superman who caused bugs in the system and confused prices, "You kid is more likely than me. The reproductive isolation between me and most races in the universe still exists, and your natural ability is prone to this kind of problem. .”

"Okay, let's make a comparison first." Frigga interrupted the two, took the divine imprint from Loki, and cast the spell herself.

"Boom"

The ball of light in Frigg's hand bubbled, shattered and disappeared, and nothing happened.

"Oh, it's already used up?" Loki calculated, and it was indeed about the same.You must know that every comparison ceremony will also consume the divine imprint, "Then I will go to the atrium to get some more?"

"No need," Frigga thought for a while, "you and Chris go directly to the atrium to compare, if not, start further investigation immediately. In the name of the king of gods, I must know the divinity of Asgard, How did it come out!"

"Yes!" Loki, Sol, and Chris all took orders to go. No matter how their relationship is in normal times, this is the first time Frigga has formally issued an order as a god king, so it must be treated with caution.

……

"So, you haven't been able to find Superman's parents?" The members of the two alliances gathered in the Avengers Building again. Batman figured that even if there was a watchtower, they should set up another base on the ground. Preferably in the metropolis.

"Accurately speaking, it should be the ancestor. The blood of Asgardian divinity in him is very thin. If it weren't for his extraordinary ability, he would not be able to activate it." Loki looked at Superman with strange eyes. He left a little shadow in his heart, "We have compared almost all male gods, but there is no result."

Why is there no goddess?

Batman glanced at Diana, who was silent, and wisely did not ask.

"Why is there no goddess?" Tony asked curiously, "Oh!"

Natasha withdrew her eight-inch stiletto heels, as if nothing had happened.

The superheroes who could catch bullets with their bare hands saw nothing.

Because of course the goddess will not know whether the child is her own, and only men have this problem.

Men only know that goddesses can't shit, don't pee, and don't suddenly fart in the elevator.

"Anyway, Chris and I are the only ones left without comparison, so come here directly." Loki spoke quickly, and seemed a little impatient to know the answer.

This is the rhythm of on-site paternity testing!

Everyone's eyes were shining like a hot gaze, Tony didn't care about jumping, and hurriedly asked Lao Jia to prepare champagne.

"Wait," The Flash raised his hand suddenly, then disappeared in an instant, and appeared again in an instant. There were dozens of bags of potato chips and a dozen buckets of popcorn on the scene, "It's all right now."

There is also Oreo in the hand of Martian Manhunter, this time it is a new lemon flavor.

"Bring you a can of pickles, please," Hawkeye also raised his hand, "Oh, thank you."

Fat Jiu satisfactorily opened the pickled cucumber that appeared in his hand.

Dr. Banner felt a little sorry, whispered that he wanted a jar of peanut butter, and gave The Flash a grateful look.

"Wait, you actually..." Superman looked like he wanted to say something, but he was a little embarrassed.

"Don't worry, you just need to stand there and leave the rest to me." Loki quickly interrupted Superman, a green divinity condensed in his hands.

"I mean..." Superman opened his mouth eagerly.

"Add more, this guy's magic resistance is a bit high." Chris reminded, "Don't be afraid of hurting him, there are few people in the entire universe who are more fleshy than Superman."

"No, it's not necessary..."

"Boom"

As soon as Superman opened his mouth, a burst of green divine power sprayed onto his face, and a broken bubble popped out.

Diana was relieved, luckily it wasn't Loki.If it's my friend, the chairman of the alliance is actually a descendant of his ex-boyfriend... It's scary to think about it.

"Huh, it's really not Loki?" Chris looked in amazement at Superman who was shaking his head, his face was blurred by the power of the evil god. A golden light cluster gathered in his hand, and he also patted Superman on the head.

As soon as Superman wiped off his face, it felt a little sticky, but in fact there was no real green magic power, when he saw another golden ball of light sticking over, the little curly hair almost straightened out of fright!

No, the tuft of small curly hairs on the forehead, which has remained unchanged for thousands of years, really straightened up!

Although it was only a short moment, in the eyes of Superman, it was long enough.From that golden ball of light, there was a light power that made him very comfortable, and a warm sense of satisfaction. It seemed to be a little like the sun, and a little like... his own power?

People in the metropolis call Superman the god of the world, and some people call him the son of light and the son of tomorrow, but that is just a title.They regard Kal-El as a god, but only Clark Kent knows that Superman is just an alien, an ordinary young man who grew up in a small town in rural Kansas.

But now, Superman's body is really shrouded in a faint golden light, exuding divine brilliance, and even the curled up little curly hair looks heroic and extraordinary.

"Hera, I seem to be walking in the Pantheon of Olympus again..." Diana murmured, "Apollo, Hades, Hermes, Zeus..."

Martian Manhunter's throat surged and he almost choked on Oreo. He never wanted to hear the name Apollo again!

When Superman opened his eyes again, he found that half of the people were staring at him strangely.

The other half stared at Chris.

Obviously, there is no need for Loki to explain this phenomenon.

"How come..." Chris's eyes were blank, he was the one who was most shocked, "Could it be that Karen lied to me... Kryptonians have already made the abo gene?"

Is Superman an alpha or an omega?

Is Darkseid obsessed with Superman because he has omega rays?

Could it be that Superman's heat vision is actually an alpha ray?

Are the pheromones of these two men compatible?

Can it be concluded?

Which is better, the Dark Lord or the Dark Knight?

……

God knows how many revolving lanterns ran through Chris's mind in this short moment...

"Actually, I wanted to say it just now." Superman smiled wryly, and now finally no one interrupted him, "I already knew the answer yesterday, sorry, the answer has always been in me."

Superman spread his hand and took out a crystal clear crystal pendant.

Chris recognized at a glance that this was indeed the white crystal he asked Nas to hand over to Karen, the remaining white crystal after upgrading the Titan astrolabe.The "s" logo on it was carved by himself with his spiritual power.

Superman continued to explain that after General Zod and the others were taken away by Asgard, he returned to the Fortress of Solitude, checked a lot of information, especially about his own genes, and found out about the "Central Book". Triggered many secrets.

Coincidentally, yesterday happened to be Krypton's birthday, which Superman himself didn't remember. After his birthday, according to the tradition of the Al family, he is eligible to inherit the position of Patriarch.

He is also eligible to know the information that Jor Al left behind in advance.

For example about this crystal.

Krypton's technology is very advanced, and most of them are crystal technology.And this crystal was regarded by Karen Al as the mark of the head of the Al family.Not only that, but this white crystal, which comes from the mysterious Middle Earth and bears the imprint of the gods, is almost impossible to be forcibly deciphered by Kryptonian technology, so the most secret information of the Al family has always been stored in it.

Clark knew since he was a child that this crystal came to Earth with him, and that it was the key to the highest authority of the Fortress of Solitude, but he didn't expect that there were so many secrets hidden in it.

For example, when the Ayer family just established the family gene bank, they incorporated the stolen God of Cookery gene into it, and passed it down from generation to generation in the Ayer family without anyone knowing.

Moreover, only the head of the family can know this secret, and only the direct heirs of the head of the family will be allowed to mobilize the most secret part of the genes in the gene pool when they are conceived.

From generation to generation, no one has been able to activate any special abilities. At most, the physique of the Al family is better than that of ordinary Kryptonians.But if you count carefully, you will find that every few generations of the Ayer family, occasionally there will be extremely outstanding heirs, and most of them have blond hair or blue eyes...

After 3000 years, maybe it was because of the yellow sun, or maybe it was because of the huge entanglement of cause and effect. In short, this divinity that had been silent for 3000 years was activated in Superman.

"The last words left by the first generation of ancestors said that he was very sorry for you, but if one day Krypton encounters an inevitable crisis, I still hope that you can protect the descendants of the Al family." Superman naturally does not need anyone's protection, he just truthfully Conveying a message from 3000 years ago.

Chris is still in a daze, Karen Al... and Taylor... Sure enough, he is still not suitable for playing with any relationship, and the debts he owed when he was young, no one can worry...

"So, what did Big Blue find here? Ancestor?" Green Lantern rolled his eyes, as if thinking of something, and bit his ear with the Flash next to him, "Little bear, do you still remember that Meringue once said, Wearing red underwear outside is the traditional costume of their family..."

The author has something to say: Regarding Diana’s description of the Pantheon, it has been mentioned in the n52 animated film, Apollo refers to Superman, Hades refers to Batman, and her own prototype should be Athena, Herme Si is the Flash. As for Zeus, it refers to Shazam in the animation, and here it refers to Saul.

As for why Uncle Martian doesn't want to hear about "Apollo"... because he once went to Stormwatch to work part-time in violation of regulations, and the main members of that organization are Apollo and Midnight Warrior.

These two...well, the official gay version of Superman and Batman...

The scale is still the kind of r18... In a sense, it is a double idiot...

It's like Jianjian and Zha Kang got together.

Uncle Martian's telepathy is passive and cannot be turned off, so he is forced to watch countless shame plays and small GV theaters every day...

So before quitting Storm Watch, I really beat up these two people, the kind of super force!