apprentice earth god

"Hey, hello, God, I'm really sorry just now. I accidentally pressed the wrong button in a moment of excitement. I didn't hang up your phone on purpose."

As soon as the call was connected, Du Jiaoyang tried his best to apologize and be firm with his most sincere attitude, and tried his best to redeem his mistakes.

The heat wave gradually subsided, and a familiar cold snort came from the other end of the phone.

Du Jiaoyang secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but luckily he was clever.

"A little land god, I forgive you for not having the guts."

"Yes, my god, have you received all the things I sent you? Are all the goods in order? Is it easy to use?"

Du Jiaoyang didn't expect that there would be a follow-up after asking for help from the manual. No wonder he asked him repeatedly three times if he really wanted to get through.

"But mortal gadgets, that's all." The master's attitude was very cold.

Du Jiaoyang nodded repeatedly, he is a god, he is qualified to say this.

"God, what are your orders?"

There was silence on the other end of the phone, but just when Du Jiaoyang thought the signal was cut off, the other end spoke.

"That... what about Zombie Wars, why can't you pass a level?"

"what?"

The master was very impatient: "Why didn't you remember to recharge the money when you downloaded the game for me? I can't even buy props. How can I pass the level without props!"

"Well, you start playing from 1 first, it's easier to get started..."

"Do you think I'm stupid?"

Du Jiaoyang gave a fake cough, it seems that God is not omnipotent.

"Where can't you go?"

After the Great God explained, Du Jiaoyang's expression immediately became numb.

This stage is the most elementary!Elementary school students can easily pass the level.

"It must be because you didn't download the game well and got a bug, that's why I can't get through it!" the Great God spoke decisively.

Great, my god, how long has it been, even 'BUG' can be said.

Fortunately, Du Jiaoyang had played this game for several rounds before, and he still had some impressions, so he explained the tricks to the master.

The Great God suddenly realized, but he was still not polite: "There are so many people who spend so much time now, it's just for fun to make such trouble."

Du Jiaoyang was silent and would not comment on this.

"Also, what are those TV shows and movies you downloaded that are interesting, but there are too few of them, you can't watch them at a glance, and you've downloaded them all. Who are you greedy for so few?"

"Also, there are TV shows, where's the popcorn? Where's the barbecue? Where's the crayfish?"

The Great God expressed his dissatisfaction.

Du Jiaoyang couldn't help but lament that he is indeed a god. In just a short time, he has changed from an old antique who doesn't know what a mobile phone is to an experienced person who is well versed in the leisure life of modern young people.

"It was my negligence, I will buy it in a while."

"You are wise." The Great God's tone softened, "I think you are useless, and you will be killed in a few days. I will teach you a formula to defend yourself."

Du Jiaoyang was pleasantly surprised: "Thank you, God!"

There was a long sentence crackling on the other end of the phone, Du Jiaoyang was puzzled and didn't remember a single word.

What are these?It was more awkward and difficult to remember than all the foreign languages ​​he heard.

"Well, God, I can't understand what you said at all, and I don't remember it."

"Your aptitude is too bad!"

The great god snorted and was extremely contemptuous. This formula is not difficult, but it needs someone with spiritual roots to learn it, otherwise it is just listening to the heavenly scriptures.

Du Jiaoyang said awkwardly, "Master, please say it again, I'll record it and learn it at home."

The god on the other end of the phone really wanted to say that it is useless to learn the spirit root for 1 years, but he recited it again.

After hanging up the phone, Du Jiaoyang remembered that he still hadn't figured out which god the Great God was.

Thinking of his rage that day, Du Jiaoyang felt that it was better to take it easy, as long as the tribute could be delivered anyway.

Du Jiaoyang searched for a lot of snacks, and packed the finished crayfish, barbecue and so on.

But when he called the courier brother, the courier saw his address and took two steps back, his eyes full of vigilance.

"What's wrong?" Du Jiaoyang also felt something was wrong.

"Are you looking for fun with me? What the hell is this address?"

Du Jiaoyang was stunned, what's going on?

In order to avoid being regarded as crazy by the courier brother, Du Jiaoyang quickly explained that this was a joke with his friends, and added another address later.

After the courier brother left, Du Jiaoyang hurriedly called his father, luckily he got connected again.

"Father, there is a problem with the logistics of God Realm!"

"what happened?"

Du Jiaoyang quickly talked about what happened just now.

"Hey, this has nothing to do with logistics. You have a reason for making offerings."

Du Jiaoyang understood as soon as he heard it: "It means that I have something that I can't solve and summoned the Great God. Only after the Great God helps me can I make a confession?"

"Only by gaining merit can the tribute be passed on. You didn't pay anything, so why should God Realm Logistics help you transport it?"

"Ah, there are still such regulations, so what should I do if I promise the tribute to the Great God?"

"You are stupid, isn't there a reason to continue to ask him for help next time?" Du Quanfu said with envy and complacency.

"Just starting out, there are old gods other than me who are willing to take you. As expected of my son, luck is good."

God does not respond to every request, whether it is for humans or God.

Now a god took the initiative to ask Du Jiaoyang to make a confession, which meant that he took Du Jiaoyang under his command. Du Quanfu didn't have this kind of treatment when he first became the land god, and he only found out what happened after he stumbled.

Although I don't know which great god it is, it is definitely stronger than the land god. After all, the land god is the last little god, and Du Jiaoyang is not even half as good as this little god.

In the next few days, nothing happened to Du Jiaoyang, which made him very uneasy.

I promised the Great God and now I can't do it, and I feel very uncomfortable.

The Great God also taught him the mantra of body protection. Although he hasn't learned it yet, he still owes him a favor.

But it was useless for him to be anxious, no one asked him for help, and he didn't know where to find business.

In reality, setting up a stall is definitely not possible, and people will be taken as a liar. He also searched related website forums on the Internet. There are too many true and false information, and the time is too short, so there is no progress.

After patrolling the streets for a few days, Du Jiaoyang received a call from Yang Yihong.

"I'm going to Haicheng tomorrow to join the group, you must come over tomorrow, remember to pack yourself!"

After Yang Yihong finished speaking, he hung up the phone regardless of Du Jiaoyang's answer or not, as if he was dead if he didn't come.

Du Jiaoyang was very touched, to meet such a friend in this industry, it was not in vain to walk around in the circle.

Anyway, nothing happened recently, and Du Jiaoyang didn't want to spoil his friend's kindness, so he decided to join the group for a few days to have a look.

He also hasn't seen Yang Yihong for a long time, so he just went to visit his brother.

The next day, Du Jiaoyang tidied himself up a bit to make himself look refreshed, and went out with the prepared food.

When going out, Du Jiaoyang saw the brat upstairs being led downstairs by his grandmother.

In the past few days, Du Jiaoyang has been fighting wits and courage with this family. Whenever there is a quarrel from above, he will knock on the door and run around tirelessly.

The family upstairs was also annoyed by him, so they restrained themselves a little, but the relationship between the two families was also very tense.

When the grandfather and grandson saw Du Jiaoyang, their expressions were not very good-looking.

When the child passed by Du Jiaoyang, he raised his foot to step on Du Jiaoyang's newly brushed running shoes.

Fortunately, Du Jiaoyang dodged it quickly, but the child turned too hard and fell directly.

"Oh, baby, are you okay?" The grandma, Aunt Wu, yelled anxiously, and quickly picked up the child, feeling distressed.

The child burst into tears, and Aunt Wu became angry immediately, and cursed at Du Jiaoyang:

"You are such a big person, why don't you even let the child step on it! Isn't it just stepping on it, what are you moving about, causing him to fall, what if it breaks!"

Du Jiaoyang was stunned. Before, he just thought they were too selfish, but now he knows that this family is poisonous.

This kind of behavior is so unreasonable that Du Jiaoyang was so shocked that he didn't know what to say.

"Don't cry, baby, grandma will take you to buy candy, ignore this bad uncle."

Aunt Wu picked up the chubby child and went downstairs slowly.

While crying, the child still didn't forget to turn his head and make faces at Du Jiaoyang.

When Du Jiaoyang realized it, he laughed out of anger.

"It's nothing."

The parents of the bear children are indeed the strangest.

The film and television base where Yang Yihong's film crew is located is built in a town under Haicheng. The scale is quite large, but it is relatively new. In recent years, film crews have filmed scenes here one after another. The surrounding area has not yet developed, and it looks desolate and quiet. .

Not long after Du Jiaoyang arrived there, Hu Ping, Yang Yihong's assistant, greeted him.

"Brother Yang, Brother Hong is filming and can't come out, let me come and lead you in."

"This is the milk tea I bought for you. What you want is whole sugar and double pearls. Your taste hasn't changed, right?" Du Jiaoyang handed over a plastic bag in his hand.

Hu Ping was found by Yang Yihong's father. He has followed Yang Yihong since he entered the circle, and he is also very familiar with Du Jiaoyang.

"It hasn't changed, I just like this! There is nothing here, and the milk tea I bought this morning is terrible." Hu Ping quickly took it, and started to drink it without politeness, and his eyes lit up immediately.

"Drink it well! I finally came back to life."

Du Jiaoyang said with a smile: "I also brought a lot of food, including what you like and my specialties."

"That's great, but I'm afraid Brother Hong won't have this to take orally." While drinking the milk tea, Hu Ping didn't forget to take everything from Du Jiaoyang's hand.

"All I bring are relatively healthy and low-fat foods. It should be fine to eat less, right?"

Yang Yihong has always been very demanding on his diet, and Du Jiaoyang carefully selected the food when preparing it.

"He now eats some white water and green vegetables a day, and his agent said that he needs to be thinner to maintain his youthful appearance."

"Is he still skinny? Last time I saw him, he was already skinny." Du Jiaoyang frowned, full of worry in his heart.

Weight is very important for artists, regardless of gender.

Especially for idol artists, it is even more demanding.

Yang Yihong often has to practice dance intensively, and just a little white water and green vegetables can't support his consumption.

"You know his face, and it's really hard for him to be photographed. When the makeup of this drama was released, netizens complained that his face was like a risen bread. He attaches great importance to this drama and wants to do his best. So that’s all there is to it.”

Du Jiaoyang wanted to say something, but felt that it was meaningless.

Everyone understands the truth, and this is also a helpless move.

Yang Yihong is not a person who can't control his mouth or move his legs, he is already very controlled.Moreover, he is actually already on the thin side, and he can only use abnormal methods if he wants to become thinner.

"But it may not be so hard soon." Hu Ping looked around and whispered in Du Jiaoyang's ear.

"why?"

"Now there is a kind of medicine that is popular in the circle. It is said to be particularly effective, but it is more difficult to get. We have been asking people to find it, and now we have some clues."

When Du Jiaoyang heard it, he felt unreliable: "Don't mess around, there have been many things that happened in the past, there is no shortcut to lose weight, there are problems with medicine and so on."

The performing arts industry has the highest requirements on appearance among all industries, so people in the industry try all kinds of methods to improve their appearance. Various folk remedies and secret medicines are now very popular in medical beauty and plastic surgery.

Even if many people step on the pit, there will still be people who will try it without learning the lesson.

"Someone tried it and went to the hospital for an examination. There is no problem, but..." Hu Ping looked mysterious, "I heard that this medicine is quite special."