The great god of time travel system

In fact, Luo Mei has been eyeing Wu Yan for a long time. Wu Yan had just joined the company when the Abyss Pirate was discovered by the chief and promoted again.And Zehe's unspoken rules, Luo Mei also know that a few days before going to work, the editor will definitely ask them if they have written a novel.And Wu Yan himself admitted on the first day that he was writing a novel, but his grades were not very good.The time and the situation were right, so when Ran Zeqian pushed Abyss Bandit again, Luo Mei became suspicious.

Several times afterwards, when the Abyss Pirates had problems, Ran Zeqian went out alone with Wu Yan, but according to her investigation, they never went out of the gate at all, and there was no courier communication between the chief and the Abyss Pirates. How did the contract be signed? ?What Luo Mei didn't tell everyone is that in the surveillance video that day, Luo Mei saw a lawyer-like person entering the company.When the lawyer came, it was natural to sign the contract, although it could be the Pirates of the Abyss who entrusted him to sign the contract.If so, why did Wu Yan lie?He can fully show that when they signed a contract with a lawyer, they haven't seen the Abyss Pirate himself?

Moreover, Luo Mei observed Wu Yan's words and demeanor afterwards, and it was obvious that he was a gentle and gentle man with a good tutor, and he had unique insights and even often made surprising words.Every time everyone talked about the topic of Abyss Pirates, he would habitually remain silent. Luo Mei asked him tentatively several times, but he answered in a very logical manner and was very familiar with the novel, even himself. is the author of this article.And just now, he said that he didn't like to read it, but would a person who didn't like it understand a novel so well?Luo Mei herself is a fan of eagle shooting, but she found that Wu Yan's understanding of eagle shooting surpassed her own.

Of course, there was also a small voice in her heart telling her that she hoped that Wu Yan was the Abyss Pirate.Because in her mind, the big abyss should be like Wu Yan, who is gentle and talented at the same time, and treats others with gentleness and sincerity. He is an elegant and beautiful young man like jade.

So, I can't blame Luo Mei for doubting him, but Wu Yan, you have exposed too many flaws.A senior reporter would have directly confirmed Wu Yan's identity.Of course, Luo Mei found so many flaws because Wu Yan didn't cover up this fact too deliberately.He just subconsciously doesn't want others to know, but if people know, then they will know!He had already considered this issue when he signed the contract with Zehe. Anyway, everything will go with the flow, it is better not to know or not to know.

As for why Wu Yan suddenly lied, I can only say that little reporter Luo Mei, your skills are not enough! ! !Too aggressive words will make people subconsciously want to deny and hide.What's more, knowing that he intends to hide it, you are talking to him in private, not in public, um, discussion groups are not good, then people will subconsciously choose what is best for them.Therefore, Wu Yan's lying was completely forced by Luo Mei.Moreover, a truly qualified and excellent reporter can not only dig out useful information from conversations with people through the small details of life, he can also make the interlocutor slowly unload his equipment during the conversation, and actively want to share his secrets with you, or Subconsciously follow your train of thought, and reveal the secret unconsciously.So, little girl Luo, you still have to learn!

Therefore, if you missed the opportunity to discover the true identity of the Abyss Pirate today, it must be your mistake.However, everyone, don't blame Luo Mei. This is the first time that someone has found out such a big inside story, and someone has lost control and speaks out of control.

Wu Yangang thought it would be fine if he didn't admit it, but he was a little unwilling to be forced by Luo Mei like this, so when he was hesitating, the meeting of the editors and adults came to an end.What was different this time was that they also came in with a man holding a video camera and a sweet little girl holding a microphone.

This is the so-called interviewer, right?

So everyone closed the discussion group at the same time, joking and making noise in private is fine, this is going to be on TV, if it is photographed in a discordant way, maybe it will be treated like a joke by the editors? !But I didn't expect there to be a reporter, and there was no prior notice. If Luo Mei's little gossip hadn't been widely reported, they didn't know what kind of rudeness they would have become? !

The editors returned to their respective positions, and then turned on their computers to start their daily work. As usual, they completely ignored everyone's attention. This made everyone who saw this posture for the first time feel at a loss. What's going on?

Then something happened that surprised everyone. The little beauty reporter and cameraman asked Tu Sheng with a microphone, "Hi, what's your name?"

Tu Sheng was very nervous, but he still replied, "Hi, my name is Tu Sheng, nice to meet you."

"Mr. Tu Sheng, hello, may I ask, are you satisfied with your current job?"

"I'm very satisfied. Everyone takes good care of me." Tu Sheng is a student of University B. He was definitely a person who spoke on stage when he was in middle school, so he didn't lose his voice because of nervousness.

Then the reporter asked him a few more questions, and Tu Sheng still seemed decent, and his answers were standard.Then the reporter asked him a few more personal questions, which were tricky and weird. For example, if one day you wanted to commit suicide, what method would you choose?How old do you hope you live to be?Why……

This stunned the people who quietly pricked up their ears. Could it be that he is the Abyss Pirate? !

While everyone was guessing, the lady reporter changed her target again. This time it was Ni Yong, who had just entered Zehe not long ago, and was sitting next to Tu Sheng.Then I still asked those few questions, but the personal questions were different.Although Ni Yong was seldom nervous, at least he didn't make a mistake, and he answered the reporter's question in a bumpy manner.

Then, under the surprised eyes of everyone, the reporter turned to Shi Jun again, the same problem, the same process appeared again... Then Luo Mei... until Wu Yan at the end. (Who asked Wu Yan to sit in the last seat in the last row?!)

The previous question remained the same, and the next one was a personal question, "Mr. Wu Yan, if a man and a woman were chasing you at the same time, who would you choose?"

Wu Yan replied in surprise, "Of course it's a woman. I'm pretty sure about my sexuality."

The lady reporter asked again, "Then if one day you fall in love with a man, what should you do?"

Wu Yan thought for a while and finally left himself a way out and replied, "Of course it's to marry him!" Although he didn't think he would fall in love with a man.

On the contrary, the lady reporter sighed in surprise, "I think you are more suitable to marry. In this way, if the other party is the editor next to you, are you sure you want to marry instead of marrying?"

When the reporter asked this sentence, everyone's eyes turned to Wu Yan, and they couldn't even put on an air.Ran Zeqian also looked at Wu Yan with great interest, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and he smiled elegantly, charming and alluring.

But in Wu Yan's eyes, it was a blatant threat, so Wu Yan gave in without a stand, "I'll marry you." This was really aggrieved.

Ran Zeqian raised his good-looking eyebrows, the corner of his mouth smiled wider, and then he continued as if joking, "Okay, if you marry, then I will."

The lady reporter said in a timely manner, "Then I wish the two of you a hundred years of friendship in advance and a forever bond of one heart."

The cameraman also took the opportunity to stick out his head and congratulated with a smile, "I wish the two of you have an early son and grow old forever."

Ran Zeqian stood up gracefully, cupped his hands and thanked, "Thank you, thank you. When the time comes, I will treat everyone to a wedding wine."

Hey, hey, isn't it hypothetical? ? ?You are tall for a hundred years, you will marry your sister forever, thank you and your family, I have normal sexuality, do you understand normal?Although homosexuality is legal in this world, I am a straight man and have always been a straight man, okay?It has nothing to do with those transsexuals who are male or female in the old sister's writing, okay? ? ?And if you want to give birth, you won't give birth. It's none of my business. I'm male, male, and there is no genetic mutation. Give birth to a hair? !

[Ding, please use civilized language for the host, 1 etiquette point will be deducted, and the current host point is 1 points. 】

It's none of your business, the system, your master has been misunderstood as an adult, you still have the mind to deduct points? !

Wu Yan's face at this moment can be said to be red and white, white and red, black, black with purple, the whole palette, and all these expressions were captured by the cameraman.

However, the lady reporter did not give Wu Yan a chance to continue speaking, but turned her head and bowed slightly, saying, "Thank you for your cooperation, today's interview is over here."

You motherfucker, you, everyone thought she was here to interview the Pirates of the Abyss, how did she become the one to interview them?What on earth are you here for? ? ?Among them, Wu Yan was the most depressing. He hasn't had time to clarify whether his relationship with Ran Zeqian is good, and he is a straight man. If this interview is broadcast, what if he can't find a girlfriend in the future?Widow? ? ?

Wu Yan, who was very depressed, was listless all day, and the incident of the Abyss Bandit was greatly downplayed because of this confusing interview. Soon after, it was reported that the Abyss Bandit had already accepted the interview The interview article has even been published in the author interview column of Zehe Forum.And the fact that Wu Yan is the Abyss Bandit was left alone for the time being.However, it is unknown if Luo Mei is still doubting.

So it is true to interview the Abyss Pirates.

After a long time, Wu Yan realized that this interview was a test.Zehe Entertainment Co., Ltd. conducted a test on them, mainly to observe their on-the-spot performance and adaptability, one of the most important purposes is...fun.

That's right, it's fun. I don't think those people who climbed up were played with this hand?The more miserable the person who was punished back then, the more evil ideas they came up with.So I don't know when it will start, and this has become a famous and characteristic activity of Zehe, also known as the welcome ceremony.Only those who have formally passed the probationary period and been recognized are eligible to be punished... Ahem, it's for fun.

And in order to make the game more authentic, they will put some smoke bombs in advance, some are true and some are false.Luo Mei's little action was actually what they deliberately let her know.Do you want to keep those people eating dry food?Surveillance data so easily read?They decided to use the Abyss Pirates as live bait after careful consideration, because these conditions were ready-made, and Wu Yan himself did not reject the idea of ​​being discovered.So when everyone put together, it created today's scene.Of course, Wu Yan's identity was completely known by these editors, but no one said much about it.Isn't it very energetic to watch the younger generation guessing and guessing?

As for the chat records on their discussion groups, they naturally see them one by one. You must know that technology is developed and sometimes it is not very good, and many small secrets are no longer small secrets.

What Ran Zeqian didn't say was that seeing them all pretending to be calm but actually being in constant trouble, they all burst into laughter, some even rolled to the ground unable to get up.Afterwards, I watched them answer embarrassing questions one by one, embarrassed and ashamed, and their smiles were no easier than theirs.

In the end, everyone knew about this, so what else could they do?Of course it's revenge on their next generation, well, tradition, they should carry it forward, right? !But that day, they still poked Shiweitian hard at public expense.As for the video, everyone copied a copy and brought it back, but the master disk was destroyed by an 'accidental'.Of course, this is also a well-known tradition.