The great god of the literary world is a meow

Chu Ming lay on the bed, and finally understood how terrifying an old man who had been abstinent for half a month was.

Alas, didn't you already understand?

Xiao Sheng didn't know that Chu Ming was "personally attacking" him.Looking at his own big cat who was naked and wrapped in a quilt, Xiao Sheng's eyes showed a trace, not a trace, but a lot of affection.

Chu Ming glanced at Xiao Sheng, and hid his head under the pillow.

After Xiao Sheng brought Chu Ming to the hotel, Chu Ming was still very happy eating the local specialties, but after taking a shower at the hotel, looking at Xiao Sheng with scary eyes, Chu Ming felt a little bad.

Sure enough.

In fact, Chu Ming, who is a cat demon, does not feel physically tired about the matter of double cultivation.Xiao Sheng didn't think so either.If the two are willing, they can continue to practice together until they are hungry.

This is too lewd and unrestrained, just make do with it.

With this improvisation, Chu Ming felt that he didn't even want to move a finger.

Not physically tired, but mentally tired, mentally tired.

Feeling hollowed out.

Really empty.

Chu Ming was carried by Xiao Sheng even to take a bath.

Chu Ming nestled on the sofa, blushing and watching Xiao Sheng call the hotel service to change the quilt cover.The waiters are very professional. They don't blush and don't beat their hearts. They changed the entire quilt cover and sheets very calmly, and then said that they should be called whenever necessary.

Chu Ming was carried to the bed by Xiao Sheng again, and went to "have a need".

However, Xiao Sheng also saw that Chu Ming was tired, and this time it was not too much, so it wasn't time to change the sheets.Chu Ming could finally sleep well.

Xiao Sheng took off the pillow that Chu Ming used to cover his head: "Don't be bored."

Chu Ming retracted his head into the quilt and wrapped it into a big ball of silkworm babies.

Xiao Sheng pressed the bulging quilt: "Come out, don't be bored."

Chu Ming ignored him.

"If I don't come out, I'll continue." Xiao Sheng said calmly and honestly.

Chu Ming stuck out his head, and gave Xiao Sheng an annoyed look.

Xiao Sheng laughed and said, "Okay, just kidding. Leave half of the seat for me, I'm sleepy too."

"Go to sleep on the sofa!" Chu Ming angrily reprimanded.

Xiao Sheng said: "No. Come on, let half come out."

Chu Ming dawdled, but still let go of the quilt, Xiao Sheng got into the quilt and hugged Chu Ming: "Okay, go to sleep."

Chu Ming stared at Xiao Sheng vigilantly. Seeing that Xiao Sheng did not make any next move, he closed his eyes and went to sleep with peace of mind.

Xiao Sheng turned off the light and reflected on himself, it seemed that this time it was really a little too much.

However, it is really too much.

Right after the wedding, he was forced to go to work. Even now that he has returned with revenge, Xiao Sheng is still very angry.

Taking advantage of the twilight from the gap in the curtains, Xiao Sheng looked down at Chu Ming, who was lying in his arms obediently, and soon fell into a deep sleep.He kissed Chu Ming's hair: "Good night."

……

After Chu Ming recovered, he turned into a cat, tore Xiao Sheng's clothes into strips, and then jumped to the top of the cabinet, condescendingly looking down on Xiao Sheng.

This revenge is really childish.

Xiao Sheng was very cooperative and promised a lot of benefits, and after a long time of coaxing, Chu Ming became a human again and went on a trip with Xiao Sheng.

A down-to-earth local tyrant like Xiao Sheng doesn't have the ostentation of going on a trip and having a bunch of people pick him up.With the cat bodyguard, Xiao Sheng's bodyguards are only commercial equipment, and they rarely appear in life.

Xiao Sheng was very frugal when he first started traveling.When he arrives at a certain place, he first changes his driver’s license—Huaguo has signed a road agreement with most countries, so the driver’s license is universal, but it needs to be translated and notarized in the local language before leaving the country, and then get the translation when he arrives at the place And the notarized driver's license to go through the formalities.

If some places have different traffic regulations from Huaguo, they will arrange a time to conduct a traffic regulation exam.

Because the exam is conducted directly on the computer, during working hours, an appointment is made on the same day, and the exam will be taken the next day at the latest.Xiao Sheng went there in the morning, but there was no one there, so he took the test on the spot and got a renewed driver's license.

After getting his driver's license, he went to the local area to buy a cheap car with high safety performance, which cost about a million yuan, and started to travel freely with Chu Ming.

When you are about to leave, sell the car to a second-hand intermediary.

It's just too good at living.

Chu Ming's heart ached to death.

"Can't we rent a car?" Chu Ming once asked Xiao Sheng.

Xiao Sheng said calmly: "I'm not used to using things that others have used, and I'll sell them anyway, and it won't cost much."

Chu Ming felt a pain in his face: "After opening it for a while and then selling it, the loss will be 10,000+."

10,000+ ah, 10,000+ ah, 10,000+ ah ah ah ah ah!

Xiao Sheng said, "It's only 10,000+."

Chu Ming felt that he couldn't look directly at this extravagant life.

In the end, the two took a step back, and Xiao Sheng exchanged a million-dollar car for a hundreds-thousand-dollar car.

Still bought it though.

But once Xiao Sheng accidentally rubbed against another car, and then the other car was better and stronger, while his own car was damaged a little bit.Xiao Sheng exchanged for the million-dollar configuration on the grounds that a car worth hundreds of thousands was not safe.

Chu Ming was already used to it at that time, so he didn't bother to talk about it.

At that time, he had already met more rich people with Xiao Sheng.Compared with those people who buy expensive sports cars that are not used and fill several or even a dozen garages, although the owner's car is a bit more expensive to buy, he will sell it when he runs out of it.The car in my family is also exchanged for an old one, or a better one given by someone else, and the rest is sold as a second-hand car.The owner of the house is already very economical, down-to-earth and good at living.

People are to be compared.

Corrupted by money, he is no longer the frugal and simple Chu Ming he used to be, so he followed Xiao Sheng calmly to choose a "cheap car" and went on a self-guided tour.

Although Chu Ming had enough manuscripts, he shamelessly changed the daily update to three thousand ones on the grounds that he could not replenish the manuscripts while traveling.

And on his face blog, which is rarely updated, he posted photos of his travels all the way to attract others.

Chu Ming didn't take pictures of himself or the car, but only took pictures of scenery, passers-by and food.And it is this kind of photo that is more attractive.

Readers are screaming under Facebook, big cat, you have the ability to post photos, you have the ability to do more, why do you only send three thousand when you have enough manuscripts, why do you only send three thousand, those authors who did not save the manuscript Send three thousand, why is it still three thousand if you have saved manuscripts!

Chu Ming found a beautiful cat photo of himself from his photo album and posted it.

Readers are screaming again.What kind of cat do you post, you post yourself, I remember you are a handsome guy, handsome guy quickly post photos!Otherwise, you can post Mr. Xiao, Mr. Xiao is also a handsome guy.

Chu Ming said, okay, okay, I will post more selfies of myself in the future.

Some of Chu Ming's fans burst into tears.Recently, Chu Ming appeared less and less in the media. The photos they used to lick the screen have not been updated, which is really sad.

Is there finally new grain now?

Then Chu Ming posted a picture that night, standing on the top of a huge rock, with the magnificent sunset behind him, with sharp eyes, a domineering look looking down on the world... a cat.

Ah, what a familiar cat.

Isn't this His Majesty the Tiger King?Long time no see hahahaha...

Ha you head ah!If I ask you to post a photo, you really post it to His Majesty the Tiger King!What we want is not a photo of His Majesty the Tiger King!

Chu Ming said, I am His Majesty the Tiger King, I will not post what His Majesty the King of Chu will post.

So in the beautiful scenery he posted afterwards, there would always be a cat making a pose.

The readers all knelt down to Chu Ming.They just want to lick the screen, is it easy?Who wants to lick the cat, lick a mouthful of cat fur?

Oh, but His Majesty the Tiger King is still so cute, look at that fluffy fur, look at that domineering little eyes, look at that elegant figure and big round head.

Lick lick lick, pussy stuff is awesome!

Hey, did you say you would dislike a mouthful of cat hair?

Chu Ming said to Xiao Sheng: "You, they all dislike integrity in their mouths, and they have all bowed to my cat's paws."

Xiao Sheng laughed and rubbed Chu Ming's head.

While looking at his new cat photo, Chu Ming said narcissistically, "This cat is a peerless beauty."

Suddenly, Chu Ming had an idea and said, "Owner, I'm prone to stage fright when I'm a human, but not when I'm a cat. Do you think I should make a movie about my cat form?"

Xiao Sheng said indifferently: "Sure, you can shoot as much as you want. If you make a movie in the shape of a cat, it will be fine."

A cat with human thinking can make a good movie, right?The requirements for cat actors are much lower than those for human actors.

Chu Ming said, "Then should I write a novel with cats as the protagonist first?"

"Okay." Anyway, Xiao Sheng can do whatever Chu Ming likes, "It's just that Zhou Lu has to complain again, right?"

It's fine to change the subject matter, and it's fine to write about female videos. Now the protagonist is not even human?And this is not the protagonist who can become a human in the end. According to Chu Ming, the protagonist is a cat, right?

Chu Ming said: "But I want to write."

Xiao Sheng said: "Aren't you about to survive the thunder calamity? What if the book with the cat as the protagonist jumps away? Let's wait for you to survive the thunder disaster before writing, and accumulate more achievement points first. Be prepared."

Chu Ming was displeased and lay down on the grass, rolled around and turned into a cat, leaving clothes all over the place.

There is still systematic detection in the wilderness, no one has no equipment to shoot, Chu Ming can become a cat at any time without pressure.

It's just that the clothes could have been stored in the space, but Chu Ming had to throw them on the ground for the owner to clean up, which is disgusting enough.

"Just a little later." Xiao Sheng comforted the cat while packing his clothes.

Big cat Chu rolled back and forth on the grass, covered in grass and mud.

Xiao Sheng sighed.

However, even though Chu Ming was making a fuss, he knew the priorities of the matter, so he stopped talking about writing a cat-based novel.

Now the plot of this novel is only halfway through. Li Shimin died and became a nun in Wu Mei Niangcheng. He hooked up with Li Zhi and returned to the palace and became Zhaoyi.Now Wu Meiniang has the upper hand in Gongdou, and seeing that she is about to ascend to the second place, the readers shouted "Shuangshuangshuang", but Chu Ming slowed down.

No wonder Jiblade God Cult is always growing.