Debut in the C position of the sand sculpture game [Unlimited]

Nan Yi shook his head helplessly, and walked down the corridor, when he passed by the mirror in the corridor, he was also startled in place.

The mirror reflected a face comparable to that of an alien. The originally thin face was now sunken like a bicycle seat, the originally clear eyes suddenly turned into perfect circles, and the chin was so pointed that it could poke a ball.

Looking at this strange and distorted face, Nan Yi frowned.

He suddenly thought of the brush he had just brushed his face with.

Nan Yi took out the brush, frowned and looked at it for a while, the physics professor's spirit of exploration made him pick up the brush and brush his face again!

There was another "huh--", Nan Yi saw his face instantly restored to its original shape, and the brush in his hand changed back to a square PS icon again.

Nan Yi looked down at the icon, and it took a full 10 minutes before Nan Yi put it in his pocket and put on his white coat again.

He walked to the toilet door and lowered his voice: "Ahem, I'm here."

Hearing the sound, Lu Zhu quickly ran out of the toilet, and the moment he saw Nan Yi, his eyes lit up: "Fucking milk, it turned out that you were washing with me! I'm sorry, I just went to the infirmary to see my butt, and the doctor applied painkillers to me." Medicine, too bad luck. Come on, let me help now!" He bent slightly, rolled up his sleeves, and looked ready to work.

Nan Yi seemed to understand and nodded: "Then you should rest first, I have finished all the work."

"What are you done?" Lu Zhu was shocked.

Nan Yiwen said: "Well, I've finished cleaning, you should have a good rest!" A total of 150 toilet seats were wiped.

After finishing speaking, Nan turned around and left.

"Where are you going?"

"play cards."

Nan Yi thought clearly, he had already wasted a day, he had to complete the task of teasing bullies in the remaining time, and he had to wait another month!

"So addicted? Wait a minute!" Lu Zhu straightened up instantly, but he accidentally pulled the wound on his buttocks, and bent down again with an ouch, "I'll take you there. I know this piece well, so I'll treat it as a return to you." Favor!"

Nan took a look at Lu Zhu's body that couldn't stand upright, and said lightly, "Thank you, you should take good care of your injuries."

"I'll take you there! You've swept away all my shares, if you don't help me, how can I live with my conscience?!"

Lu Zhu frowned, his peach-blossom eyes were stained with mist, and Nan Yi, who couldn't bear to reject others, was a little shaken.

Seeing the situation, Lu Zhu blinked innocently.

"But your injury?" Nan Yi hesitated.

"I'm fine!! There are hundreds of rooms in our game hall, if you don't follow me, don't blame me if you get lost!"

Nan Yi thought back, yesterday he was indeed transported here by the managed penguin all the way, and he didn't even know the way back.

Nan Yi stared at him for a long while, then lowered his eyes: "Then it's trouble...you."

Lu Zhu was overjoyed, and made an o or k gesture, trying to arouse his usual frivolous smile, but his buttocks hurt, and he showed an expression uglier than crying.

Nan Yi walked to Lu Zhu's side and sighed, "Oh, I'll help you."

Lu Zhu was startled when he heard the words, and then shook his head like a rattle: "How can I, a big man, let a delicate and beautiful man help me?"

While speaking, Nan Yi let Nan Yi put his arm on his shoulders, and the corners of his mouth curled up.

Nan Yi corrected with a serious face: "First, I am not delicate, I am the most reliable man in the family. Second, I am not a handsome man."

"Okay!" Lu Zhu laughed.

Nan Yi shook his head, and slowly helped Lu Zhu limping towards the corridor.

Lu Zhu stretched his neck and looked back and forth in the stairwell.

Nan Yi: "What are you looking at?"

Lu Zhu: "That's weird, where did my fanboy go?"

Nan Yi: "..."

Lu Zhu muttered: "Okay! I'll give him an autograph later!"

Nan Yi's expression was a little stiff when he heard the word signature.

Looking at the closed doors on both sides of the corridor, Nan Yi asked, "What are these rooms for?"

Lu Zhu explained: "All the players who play the landlord are in this game building, and this building extends upwards infinitely. As long as new players join, the floors will increase. There are about a few hundred rooms on each floor, including storage rooms. , manager’s room, props room, infirmary, lounge, etc.”

No wonder the toilet is so big, Nan thought.

"We are passing by the logistics department, the administrator's room and the NPC room. The normal card game room is on the other side of the corridor." Lu Zhu said with a rare seriousness.

Nan Yi: "How to distinguish between administrators and NPCs?"

Lu Zhu: "Administrators are all real players who have become Douba, the penguins you saw last time. NPCs are built into the system, such as waiters and doctors."

Nan nodded and asked, "How long have you been here to play?"

"It's just... four or five years!"

Nan Yi asked in surprise, "Four or five years? Have you ever thought about returning to the real world?"

Lu Zhu asked back, "Why go back, it's so much fun!"

Nan Yi unconsciously flashed a sentence: mentally handicapped children are more happy.

Nan Yi tentatively asked: How did "you ****" come to this world from reality?

Before the words were spoken, the system voice suddenly sounded in Nan Yi's mind——

"Drip - Sensitive words detected, blocked!"

Nan Yi: "??"

Lu Zhu raised his eyebrows: "Huh? Sao Nian, what did you say?"

"..." Nan Yi shook his head in embarrassment, and after a moment of silence, he asked, "...you are a good dancer, have you ever been a star?"

Lu Zhu paused, then shook his head: "I have been a full-time bodyguard for a long time."

Nan Yi thought about it and couldn't think of any connection between dancing and bodyguards. Could it be that a Doudi Zhu Kuangmo who doesn't dance is a good bodyguard?

The only explanation is - this person may be mentally retarded.

Sure enough, I saw Lu Zhu tucking his bangs from his forehead to his ears in a chic way: "The person I protect, none, one, live, return!"

The air is suddenly quiet——

In order to return to reality alive, Nan Yi took a deep breath, silently put Lu Zhu's arm on his shoulders on the wall of the corridor, facing the wall to straighten him, and then stepped back a meter, ready to leave.

Lu Zhu looked dissatisfied at the posture of his sun wall, and changed his words: "Oh, I was wrong, it is very safe! A must-have artifact for home travel!"

Nan Yi: "..."

Lu Zhu straightened up: "Let's go, I'm much better! I'll lead the way."

Along the way, Lu Zhu heard that Nan Yi was a professor of physics, and he would ask him to use Schrödinger to transform into a cat, and later to use quantum mechanics to transform objects. After Nan Yi flatly refused, Lu Zhu sighed regretfully: "Oh, it really is like Einstein." Stein said you can't do anything with physics."

Nan Yi explained with a straight face: "He didn't say that!" After a pause, "But... I can do a magic trick for you."

This time it was Lu Zhu Erzhang's turn to be puzzled: "???"

"Forget it, you might not understand." Nan Yi shook his head and walked forward silently.

"Hey, don't go?? I, a person with an IQ of 250+, can't understand me. Who do you expect to understand?? Professor Nan?" Lu Zhu followed with a limp.

Nan Yi stretched out his palm and stopped Lu Zhu's footsteps: "Stop!"

"Huh?" Lu Zhu heard the words and obediently withdrew his feet.

"The magic show is over." Nan Yi said solemnly.

"Where?" Lu Zhu turned his head.

In the end, I still shed tears of ignorance.

After walking for more than an hour, Nan Yi heard the noise getting closer.

"Turn right ahead and you'll be there." Lu Zhu pointed to the corner ahead.

"Thank you." Nan Yi let out a long sigh of relief.

At this moment, two golden cards floated in front of their eyes.

A dialog box pops up: "After the inspection by the logistics department, congratulations to the two players for winning the best cleaner award this time! I hereby reward the two players with double bean cards! Please confirm!"

"It's a surprise, Grandma, you are a lucky star." Lu Zhu clicked the confirmation button without hesitation, and a beam of golden light flashed into his body.

Nan Yi stared at the dialog box with shallow eyes: "What is this for?"

Lu Zhu: "If you win by teasing the landlord, you can get double beans! A magic weapon for the ranking!"

Nan Yi sighed and stretched out his hand to confirm, 150 toilets were not flushed.

Just as Lu Zhu was about to say something, he bumped into the two acquaintances head-on.

Seeing Lu Zhu, the uncle with a beer belly glared angrily: "How dare you come out? You cheated us a thousand beans and still want to run away?"

The strong young man who was nearly two meters away also showed a fierce look, and shouted: "Hand over the beans, otherwise, this time I will fight with your companion!"

Nan Yi took two steps back, is he going to lie down again?He shouldn't have soft-heartedly agreed to Lu Zhu!

However, unexpectedly, Lu Zhu changed his usual foolish appearance, and took half a step to block Nan Yi's figure, his face was stern, and his usual frivolous voice was lowered: "Thank you, it's none of his business, come to me."

The strong man laughed and clenched his hands into fists: "Wow, this touching brotherhood, think about yourself first!"

Looking at the tall figure in front of him, Nan Yi heaved a sigh of relief, showing a bit of a professional aura.But thinking that there might be a bloody scene in a while, the upright Professor Nan couldn't help frowning, hesitating how to avoid violence.

Lu Zhu said in a deep voice: "I don't have any beans, but—" His eyes were cold, his right hand clenched into a fist, and he swung forward with all his might!

Then he turned a corner in the air, pulled up Nan and ran away!

"But I have legs haha! Naiyi, retreat tactically!!"

The strong man and the beer belly uncle were shocked instantly: "Don't run!!"

Lu Zhu endured the severe pain of his buttocks cracking, like a Donald Duck sticking his buttocks, he grabbed Nan Yi's hand and ran towards the end of the corridor without looking back.

After running for half an hour, Lu Zhu felt something was wrong and panted, "Grandma... grandma, why are you so heavy!" He looks like a thin guy, but he feels like pulling a tractor? ?

Lu Zhu slowed down and looked back.

He was indeed holding Nan Yi's hand.

It's just that Nan Yi couldn't keep up with his excessive speed, and was half-dragged by him to slide on the smooth floor, his hair standing up with the wind.

And on Nan Yi's right leg, hung the two gangsters just now.

One gangster grabbed Nan Yi's right trouser leg tightly, and the other grabbed the trouser leg of the previous gangster, one by one like a string of candied haws.

Due to the speed, the two gangsters have already passed out.

And Nan Yi was in a semi-dizzy state.

Lu Zhu quickly stopped and caught Nan Yi's crumbling body.

"How are you doing??"

"..." Is it so difficult for him just to play a card?

Nan's face was pale, his eyes were full of stars, and Lu Zhu's sworn words kept ringing in his ears.

None of the people I protect will survive!

His grandma really makes sense!