Workaholic

Cowards Hotel is one of the largest luxury hotels in New York.

As night fell, the hotel was brightly lit, and the smell of high-end cigars and perfume permeated the air, carrying an ambiguous atmosphere of intoxication and gold.

The melodious sound of the violin played in the ears, covering up the intimate conversations of men and women.

The young figure of the waiter shuttled flexibly among the tables in the hotel, like a black swallow.

"Danny! Desk No. 13, send a rose." The voice from the front desk rang through the earphones, and a black-haired young man named Danny placed a plate on the table of a pair of young men and women. .

The man was talking sweet words to the woman, and the woman was slightly puzzled when she saw the waiter who came, but when she saw it was placed on the table, the girl showed a pleasant smile.

"Honey, I love you, this is the third anniversary of our acquaintance..." The man began to say affectionately.

The waiter backed away silently.

This is already the tenth confession incident that Wang Chaohua has seen today. From the initial surprise to numbness, to be honest, the level of American love words really makes him feel that he needs to improve. He suspects that what he heard is a repeater. Because the opening words of my ten confessions since the morning are basically the same.

Wang Wanghua raised his head and saw Anna waving to him, signaling him to go over.

"Danny, there's no water here! Where's Torres? Has that guy gone somewhere to be lazy again?!" Miss Anna at the front desk slightly lowered her voice with a bit of displeasure, but when she saw the black-haired young man coming over with a drink The back color is a little softer, and it can be seen that she is still very satisfied with this hardworking employee named Danny.

There are customers coming and going in the hotel. Men and women enter in pairs during Valentine's Day. As a high-end hotel, the number of people is always full these days.

Valentine's Day consumption is always regardless of cost.

This also caused everyone to change their normal idleness and become dizzy as busy as a bee. At this moment, that kid Torres actually hid again, which made Anna very upset.

Seeing that the blonde beauty in front of him was about to lose his temper, Wang Chaohua decided to save his friend: "Torres went to the toilet." After a pause, the young man immediately said, "He has a bad stomach, and he should be in pain now."

"Heh, how many times a month has he had a bad stomach." Beauty Anna sneered: "He should really be in pain."

"He is indeed in the toilet." The black-haired young man also felt that this reason was really silly, and touched his nose.

"Tell him, if you don't come back from the toilet, I can make him suffer even more." A charming smile appeared on Miss Anna's face: "Not only will I withhold all his salary for this month, but..."

The blond beauty smiled and clenched her fist, her bones making a "crack-crack" sound: "Doesn't he really like cucumbers? I can make him like them even more."

"Like until the ass blooms all over the place."

Cranky Miss Anna, this sentence is not a joke.

Wang Chaohua once saw the other party remove the arms of two big men with one hand. As a good socialist young man, Wang Chaohua naturally couldn't see his little friend being brutally murdered.

The black-haired young man came to the toilet. He stood outside the door. In fact, he was right. Torres was indeed in the toilet, but he didn’t have a stomachache. It’s just because the men’s toilet is a place with gender boundaries, which is very suitable for doing something. It's just things that men like to do... For example, playing games.

Things like squatting in the toilet and playing games really have no borders.

In the toilet, only the door used by Torres was firmly closed, and there was no one else around. Wang Wanghua looked at it and closed the door by the way.

The black-haired young man casually stretched out his foot and kicked the door of the first room, putting his hands in his trouser pockets: "Hey, Torres, are you okay?"

"Almost half an hour has passed. If you squat down again, you haven't waited until Anna makes your butt bloom, and you won't be afraid of hemorrhoids."

bathroom:"……"

Wang Chaohua said expressionlessly: "Nine out of ten men have hemorrhoids, most of which are caused by playing games. If you are a rookie, don't just make trouble and be abused by someone else's s3 boss. There is blood all over the floor. I won't buy it for you. Diapers."

Torres is a scumbag with a handicapped hand, but unfortunately he can't recognize the reality. He always thinks about becoming the king every day, but unfortunately he never succeeds.

But after repeated failures, Torres set himself a new goal.

— Survive 5 minutes in the opening scene.

By the way, according to this progress, how many games has this guy died now?

The surroundings are as quiet as a chicken.

Feeling something is wrong, why didn't this brat answer him?

"Torres?"

After a while, no one answered.

Wang Chaohua's expression became a little serious.

Is it really bleeding?

The young man thought about it seriously. This month, Torres skipped work thirteen times, and each time he had to squat in the toilet for at least half an hour. If the time was too long, he would not see anyone for half a day...

No wonder Anna was so angry that she wanted to hurt him all over the place... However, European and American countries are all toilets, but according to his proficiency, if he gets excited, it is not impossible——

The black-haired youth paused.

He thought of his college roommate A.

The god of destiny always makes some things unpredictable.

The blood gushes out like a spring, rushing for thousands of miles, the pain is so painful, the game hurts me!

Wang Chaohua: emmmmm...

pensive dog

The black-haired young man looked at the closed door, tilted his head, and decided to rush in to see the situation.

The young man took two steps back, his slender fingers made a slightly terrifying sound.

Step forward, jump, sprint.

At that moment, the door of the toilet also opened. The man had just thrown away the cigarette in his hand when he was flushed by a figure in front of him and sat on the toilet seat.

"Bang dang!!"

Wang Chaohua was knocked down and sat directly on top of each other, their heads were bumped together, and they were dizzy.

Tony Stark was completely dumbfounded.

Wang Chaohua was also completely dumbfounded.

"Who are you?" The young man looked at the man in front of him blindly, and looked around: "Torres, where?"

"You've got the wrong person!" The man held his forehead in pain, "I'm not that Torrey you said!!"

"Also—" The man's tone changed slightly, and his voice seemed to be squeezed out of his lungs: "Get up from me!!"

The man tried to move his body, and it felt like a mountain was pressing on his body, but he didn't move at all!

I was like a little chicken all the time, I was so crushed that I couldn't even lift my legs.

Tony Tank: ? ? ?

excuse me? ? ?Thor's stupid hammer?

Tony Stark was also speechless: "Why are you so heavy??!"

He suspects a fat man weighing two hundred catties on his body!

"Heavy?" Wang Chaohua was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized something, stood up immediately, and stood beside him straight.

Tony, a playboy with a bad waist and frequent kidney failure, was not so lucky. He suspected that his bones were about to fall apart just now, and he was crushed by heavyweights.

Tony Stark supported his waist with a stiff expression.

He tried to stand up, but the most embarrassing thing happened.

He sat down on the toilet again with a gloomy expression.

The slight clicking sound just now was really not an illusion.

Well, Mr. Stank’s face has never been so green and red, black and white. Wang Chaohua thinks that the face of the man in front of him is as wonderful as the multicolored plate. He can consider □□ Drama Academy, which almost made him laugh out loud, but He suddenly stopped laughing.

Because the culprit is himself.

"Sir, your waist flashed." The voice of the AI ​​housekeeper Jarvis came from the phone: "The current preliminary diagnosis is a moderate injury, sir, you need to go to the hospital."

Wang Chaohua: "..."

Tony Stark: "...shut up, I know."

Tony Stoker, a genius inventor and billionaire, a philanthropist, and a representative of Playboy, for the people of New York, the most vivid impression is actually the image of a superhero in gold and red.

But the multi-gold idol heartthrob feels that today is really his unlucky day.

Valentine's Day is really a sad holiday.

He shouldn't have gone out today. If he drank and slept well at home, such embarrassing things wouldn't have happened. How would he tell the media later that he lost his waist while smoking in the toilet?

Oh, the reason for the incident was that he was identified by the wrong person!Hemorrhoids are suspected.

Hahaha, he can already imagine the ugly and mocking faces of Bruce Wayne and his friends.

It was the most embarrassing moment of his life, a man caught in a philosophical moment.

"Sir..." Wang Chaohua's expression also froze, and he wanted to run away.

He saw the price of the cloth on the man's body, and the price of the man's watch.

That watch... seems to cost 200 million, right?

"Shall I take you to the hospital?" The poor Wang Wanghua was about to cry: "Sir, do you need to call your family?"

Tony turned his face to him blankly, looking at the culprit in front of him.

A little Asian guy who definitely looks like he's in his early 20s.It seems that the whole person is gentle and gentle, and to Tony, he is like a dead chicken.

But just what he heard outside, this kid's mouth is quite poisonous.

It seems that because of the relationship between the boy and the man, wearing neat black and white waiter's clothes, with a youthful demeanor, it seems very easy to give people a good impression.

"Kid, are you an adult?" Tony asked blankly, scanning the other's wrist and skeleton.

It's just that such a fucking kid who doesn't look like 120 pounds can't hold him down? !

Iron Man said: Hehe, I am a scholar, don't fool me.

Tony Tank suddenly frowned and asked, "Where are your parents?" This kid is only 19 or 20 years old this year. "You just graduated from college?"

"No, sir." Wang Chaohua was a little nervous: "My mother is 25 today, and I have graduated from university for three years."

Tony:  …

"Oh."

The air suddenly became silent.

Feeling the awkward atmosphere, Wang Chaohua counted his crumpled passbook in his mind, and decided that he still couldn't sit still: "Sir, what's your name? I can give you my number, and I will pay you."

Please don't bully yourself because he knows his mistakes and can correct them! The young man's heart is full of pain, and he is almost suffocating.

"???" Tony Stark didn't seem to react immediately: "excuseme? What did you just say?"

Wang Chaohua was puzzled: "I will pay you...medical expenses..."

"That's not it!" The man with caramel eyes looked at the young man in front of him like he was looking at cherished animals: "You don't know me?! Are you kidding me!? Don't you even read TV magazines?"

The man in front of him seemed to have been greatly humiliated.It is written all over your face why you are so ignorant.

"Which barren mountain and wild mountain are you... a field worker." The man's voice froze abruptly.

Wang Chaohua felt that the other party was going to say where he was a savage.

Before he could speak again.

"OK, kid, I understand." The man suddenly made a gesture of understanding: "You don't need to explain, I already know what's going on."

Tony Tank has a vision that sees through all the world, his big caramel-colored eyes are full of wisdom, as if he has already understood the truth of the world.

"Tell me, which planet are you an alien from?"

Uh uh uh? ? ?

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Tony: "Tell me, which planet is it from?"

Wang Chaohua: "..."

Wang Chaohua: "No. [-], Wangjia Village, Province W, People's Republic of China on Earth."