[Notes on Tomb Raiders] Return to Wushan

When I opened my eyes again, I had a splitting headache, and it was pitch black. I wanted to turn on the light, but I reached out and hit a board. I was full of question marks. Is this Huanhuan messing with me? I withdrew my hand. Groping around, I don’t know if I touch it. It’s amazing. There is a board in all directions here, as if I am in a box. I push it around hard. Very heavy, these boards are obviously not low in thickness, no wonder I didn't respond to how I tossed them.

My face turned black in an instant, Mu Huanhuan has offended me so much, I will definitely kill her when I go out, since I can't move these brick-like pieces of wood with my own strength, I simply opened my throat and shouted

"Mu Huanhuan, are you a human being? Shut your own sister in the box, do you think I'm a woodpecker! I'm telling you, this is a big joke, come here and tell me right now, or I'll wait Go out and beat you to death! Mu Huanhuan!! Mu Huanhuan!! Mu! Huan! Huan!"

I shouted at the top of my voice, suddenly I felt something moving outside, I immediately stopped and listened carefully, it seemed that someone was prying this wooden box, I heard the sound of various tools beating and beating, mother Mu Huanhuan If you are sensible, I was relieved and waited for Huanhuan to open the box. I saw an iron hook-like thing protruding in, trying to pry it up. Forgive me for knowing only tools such as hammers, wrenches, and screwdrivers. I was so angry that I cursed and shouted.

"Mu Huanhuan, do you want to die by bringing me here! See if I don't blow your dog's head when I go out!"

As soon as the words were spoken, the box had already been pried open, and my eyes hadn't adjusted to the bright light, when suddenly a gust of air came from the front, what the hell is Mu Huanhuan going to beat me up first?This stinky shameless person, I gritted my teeth and hurried to hide sideways. With a bang, I looked to the side, and a black, hard object hit the wooden board directly. Is Mu Huanhuan trying to kill my rhythm? I was so angry that I sat up and looked at it without looking at it, and yelled first.

"Mu Huanhuan, you are going too far! You beat me up first and now you want to beat me. I, I, I, I must sue my mother. If you have the guts, don't run away. I'll go out and slap you to death now...uh..."

My scolding stopped abruptly, not because I was afraid of this dead girl Huanhuan, but because I realized that the person standing in front of me was not Mu Huanhuan at all, but three men I didn't recognize, a fat man with a long tail It’s just a little greasy. The other two are leaner and stronger, and they both look good, especially the one on the far right. My brain is buzzing when I see it, because it’s really handsome. I think this face value The level can go straight to the debut, the fat man is watching me sitting up and staggering back in fright at this time, the thing he just almost knocked on my head just now is a donkey's hoof, he shouted in his mouth

"Brother, come quickly, this zongzi has a dead body, and he can scold people, so I said I won't let Tian Zhen come over, digging a hole in the earth can cheat the corpse, and this zongzi still... looks like a little girl girl's..."

Bro?Innocent? ? ?I feel like there are question marks all over my head now, are they the three protagonists of Tomb Raiders Notes?Is this the scenario that Mu Huanhuan arranged for me? I couldn't help reaching out and pointing at them one by one.

"Fatty Wang? Wu Xie? Zhang Qiling?"

Except for the handsome guy suspected to be Zhang Qiling, the other two were shocked, "Wu Xie" turned to look at "Zhang Qiling"

"Brother, what should I do? Is this a thousand-year-old rice dumpling, and you still recognize him?! It's all because the fat man's hands are too wet. If I had known, I might as well have let me do it."

I looked around first, and found that I was in a place similar to a tomb at this time, but the tomb is not large in size and the rows are all made of soil, without stone bricks. I suddenly thought of something and looked down. Almost passed out, and sure enough, my old lady is in the coffin!I said, why is there wood in all directions, like a box? If so, the donkey’s hoof in the fat man’s hand should be the black donkey’s hoof used to open the coffin. I still don’t understand the situation, so I said

"I'm not a zongzi, I'm a human, I'm a human. Is this an interpretation of a scene? Did Mu Huanhuan ask you to come here? Don't pretend to be so and tell me if it's okay. I have a heart attack and so on. you."

I made up the heart attack, because what I thought was that if it was a scenario arranged by the people hired by Huanhuan, then they would definitely continue to play tricks on me. The responsible staff confessed first. I didn’t expect them to be more puzzled than me. Damn, should this acting be so realistic? That handsome guy suddenly jumped in front of me and quickly reached out to feel my pulse. So handsome, where did Huanhuan get the money to spend so much money to find a group performer, he turned around and said

"It's a real living person."

The other two hurried up and looked at me like a ghost. As soon as the handsome guy retracted his hand, he immediately pulled out a big knife and put it on my neck with lightning speed. I couldn't help swallowing, because I feel that this knife is fucking real! !

"Tell the truth about what's going on, otherwise my little brother can peel you into potatoes with a single move of his hand, and you won't be able to run away. You can choose which is more important, loyalty or fate." This is "Wu Xie" talking to me.

I was scared out of my wits by this knife, and I didn't care if it was a scene or not, so I quickly explained

"I, I, I don't know anything. Isn't this acting? I'm just an ordinary person, I swear! I haven't finished college yet. What loyalty, what the hell, of course I want to die!"

"Zhang Qiling" frowned slightly, and the strength in his hands increased a little. I felt a layer of skin on my neck was cut, and blood flowed out from the stabbing pain. Damn, this handsome guy is serious, he really wants to kill Me, this is definitely not a scene interpretation, such a realistic scene interpretation has not been accused of being pants, I was thinking wildly, and suddenly a very horrifying thought popped up in my mind... Could it be that I... have time-traveled?I was taken aback by myself. Others travel through the past and the present, but I have traveled through the book?This is too nonsense, but now there is obviously this possibility, the first thing is to save your life, I will immediately react according to this situation

"I really don't know anything. I am panting for 800 meters, what else can I do? If you are really Fatty Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling, I can only tell you, maybe I have time-traveled, I have time-traveled to the book into your story."

The fat man couldn't help laughing out loud, "Girl, your head is pinched by the coffin board, your boss is in such a state of desperation, find an idiot to be your dog's leg, you are going to go to Italy with your mouth full of trains, you are so ridiculous!" .”

The remaining two people also looked at me like a fool, my face turned red, although my words were really stupid, but I was trying to save my life!I was ashamed and anxious, and I didn't know what evidence to prove myself. Suddenly, my alarm clock rang, and there was a strange "uneasy" echoing in this tomb. I was afraid that the handsome guy would kill me with excitement, so I quickly reached into my trouser pocket Ring the alarm clock, huh?I have a mobile phone? ? ?Fuck I know!I quickly took out the phone, I remember I downloaded the e-book in the phone, I have notes from 1 to 8 of the tomb robbers, I quickly clicked on it, almost cried, but fortunately they were all there, I yelled that I had evidence and put the phone away Handed over.

What followed was a long period of silence, I felt the air was condensed, only the white light of my mobile phone hit their stupid faces, they passed by very quickly, the fat man couldn't believe it

"What the hell, this looks like the real thing. My world view has completely collapsed. Is it true? You even nicknamed my little brother Poker Bottle? I can't see your dog-like heart. So boring."

"Wu Xie" looked very embarrassed, and he admitted it with a hmm. Among them, "Zhang Qiling", who was the most calm and calm, also had a look of shock on his face. I understand, I understand, this must be something that subverts their three views. No one can bear it, the knife on my neck has been put away, Wu Xie is the most shocked, after all, this is written from his point of view, seeing that every detail of myself, including my inner activities, is printed on the book It was unavoidable that I couldn’t accept it. I felt uncomfortable sitting in the coffin, so I quietly crawled out and stood aside.

At this time, I also had a secret conclusion in my heart. Maybe I think the most impossible judgment is true, because the knife on my neck just now is really heavy and solid. Normal people will never be able to handle it so heavy. The knife, it should be the iconic weapon "Black Gold Ancient Knife" that my brother dropped in the West Queen Mother Country, and their expressions are flawless. Can't figure it out, I tried to post my question

"Now you believe that I didn't lie to you, but I can't remember anything before I crossed over. Can you tell me why you found me in this tomb?"

The fat man sighed, "That's a long story for a child without a mother", and then he started talking. After listening to it, I summed it up a little. In short, the little brother discovered that there was a problem in the first year of guarding the bronze gate. , It seems that something is missing, this little brother refused to talk about it, so everyone didn't know, after he left the bronze gate, he found that Tianzhen and Fatty were waiting for him in Changbai Mountain, so they also knew about this, the reason they knew was Someone sent them two letters. Among them, the black gold ancient knife that had been lost in the Queen Mother of the West was also delivered to Naive at this time. In addition to a few words about the ultimate thing, the rest of the letter was a map, marked on the map. This is the current location of this ancient tomb. It is now on a mountain in Shaanxi. This ancient tomb is very small. It may be just a local rich man. They think this information is related to the ultimate, so they prepare their equipment to find out, but it is strange. The thing is they found nothing at first, until finally they pried me out of this coffin.

I want to read the letter, the letter is cut and collaged from the words in the newspaper, only a few short sentences

"The ultimate is different, please go here at 12:[-] on the [-]th."

It also rhymes, I looked at that time and suddenly felt something was wrong, I wanted to go back to my phone and quickly checked, it was exactly 10:[-], we had a confrontation for about [-] minutes, they obviously thought of this too, naively lost their voice

"Could it be you that we're looking for?!"

We looked at each other, and it was obvious that this was the answer. This matter was too weird, and our minds were all in a mess. Anyway, there was no danger here. We sat on the ground in a circle, and the flashlight was placed in the middle to emit a faint light. The fat man strongly urged me to Let me introduce myself. Actually, I don’t have much to introduce. My name is Mu Lele. I’m just 20 years old and a sophomore. I have an older sister, Mu Huanhuan, and a younger brother, Mu’an. I live in Siming, Xiamen. My family is a single-parent family. , but my mother is very capable, so our family has always had more than enough food and clothing, and we have been growing up sunny and healthy. I was originally on summer vacation and ate and slept all day. When part of my memory was missing, I came here through time travel, the fat man's mentality eased up and he began to say happily

"This may be a chance to meet from thousands of miles away. Hey sister, is this book famous among you? Is it because a large number of little girls want to die for me, the underground fat prince?"

I resisted the urge to roll my eyes, can I tell him that many girls are Pingxie's little fans, but as the saying goes, a good man has to bow his head under the eaves, I slightly beautified and said euphemistically

"Brother Fat, you are indeed very popular in our place. The cigarette on the flashlight under the bucket is a necessity. Without you, the whole book will be tasteless."

In fact, I was just telling him tactfully that you are a person who is in charge of being funny and happy. The fat man obviously didn't understand what I meant, and Le's fat body trembled, because they were all older than me and didn't dare to call them by their names, so I Just add the word "brother" to them, but I'm a bit embarrassed when it comes to "brother". Let's call it brother Ling. Ling is a position and not a name. It's like someone calling you brother in charge and team leader. It's weird to call you brother Zhang. Well, I’m a little awkward myself, I feel like my tongue is tied up and I can’t scream, so let me call my brother together if I’m naive, but the fat man just said I’m hypocritical, they asked me for my mobile phone and said they wanted to go back and study it, and asked me again The specific address of my home said that I would go to my home to find out the truth, so I honestly reported it.

We rested for a while and got up and walked back to prepare to go out.On the way back, I was full of curiosity about this tomb. I looked around, hoping to see some murals or something. The fat man laughed at me when he saw it.

"I said girl, which imperial tomb do you think this is? It's all dirt and nothing. If you want to see me stamp some patterns on the wall for you, let me tell you first that I can only draw duck eggs and so on. .”

I thought to myself that duck eggs are all round, so I gave up observing here. This tomb is not big and there are no organs and burials. It didn’t take long for me to see a robbery hole on the head. I went up, and took my hand to pull me up. I looked around and it was full of mountains and forests. The fat guys also came out one after another. I smelled like dirt when I climbed the dirt pit. Let’s set off as soon as it was dark. The location of the tomb is not good. It took a few hours to walk out of the deep mountains and old forests, and finally got on the bus to the county seat before dark.

Although there were no twists and turns, my physical strength is not very good. The 1000 meters in the physical education class can make me cry. Look at my face, I still have a charming look, I don’t want to expose him, after all, what can I say, can I say that I want to get in touch with Pingxie more, so let’s forget it, I will bear it when the car starts He couldn't help leaning on the fat man's shoulder and fell asleep.

It was almost twelve o'clock when I was woken up by the fat man. After getting off the bus, the streets were sparsely populated. We hurriedly found a hotel to rest, but it was embarrassing that there were only single rooms and double rooms. We didn't know what to do. Allocating a room, obviously naive, they are still dubious about my background and worry that I live alone, probably afraid that I will run away, but the three of them are all big men living in a double room, and it is not good to share the same bed with one of them, although it looks I was very happy with the innocence and the good looks of my little brother. Finally, after struggling for a long time at the front desk, I decided to open a double room. One of them slept on the floor, and the room was on the sixth floor. Once I entered, I didn’t look at anything and did nothing. Flashed into the bathroom, I couldn't stand myself being covered in dirt, and my sweat was yellow. When I went in and was preparing to boil water, I realized that I had no clothes to change. For me, not changing clothes is the same as not taking a bath. I struggled in the bathroom for a long time, and I went out after a long time of psychological construction for myself. They all slumped and rested, and questioned me with their eyes. I was extremely embarrassed and stammered and asked if I could lend me two clean clothes. Changing and washing clothes, the fat man has a really particular expression on the face of city people. After all, this is not a very dirty job for them. If there is no clothes, they will not change. Naively got up and found me a T-shirt and cropped pants. After thanking you, I rushed to the bathroom.

After I took a bath, I felt like I was reborn. I am not a very fat person. His clothes were just a little too big for me. Then they each took a bath and I watched TV there. The atmosphere was strangely silent. The last person was Naive, I asked as he came out wiping his hair

"What should I do next? Send me back to Xiamen? I don't know if my family really exists in this time and space, so I just have nowhere to go."

Naively said thoughtfully, "I'll go to your house first to check out the situation. If your family still exists in this time and space, I guess there will be two identical you. It's not easy for you to go back. I can take you back to Hangzhou." , at least eating and drinking won’t treat you badly.”

The fat man turned his head immediately, "I can take it back to Beijing, show me the shop to make tea, and I'll be better than you. Your thatched hut looks like a public toilet, and it's just like a little brother who doesn't know how to make tea." People who enjoy life don't dislike it, so don't fool other big girls."

The naive face immediately darkened a little and retorted, "Go to your uncle, your house is just a fucking thatched cottage. I won't finish telling you about it, so don't point it out. Go back to the public toilet with me."

I also found it quite entertaining to watch them make jokes. The little brother has been lying on the bed with his eyes closed, and he may have fallen asleep. We were all sleepy after chatting for a while. In the end, they guessed and decided to sleep on the floor innocently. I was so angry I wish I could guess for my innocence, what a chance, I sighed and got into bed and fell asleep. I slept peacefully and without dreams.