After dressing as a kitten, I became popular and rich

Chen Chen, who was struggling to fill his stomach, carefully jumped from the cabinet to the kitchen counter, then from the kitchen counter to the chair, and finally landed lightly on the floor. This feeling of calmness has never been experienced in his life. good.

He came to lie down next to the blanket and licked his paws slowly.

The feeling of being full is just one word, cool.

At this moment, it seemed that he had forgotten that he had been betrayed, and was just trying to live his cat life.

After lying down on the blanket for a few minutes, Chen Chen suddenly remembered that he slept relatively deeply, and he was still sleeping when he woke up tomorrow, and when he found out that he was stealing food, he might come over and teach him a lesson, trying to avoid this dispute Chen Chen decided to hide in the corner, making Lang Hexu think that he had left.

He searched and finally hid under the cabinet in the corner of the living room. There was a vase on top of the cabinet and a decorative painting. If you didn’t look carefully, you couldn’t see a cat hidden at the bottom, because there was a sofa not far from the cabinet. It happened to be blocked by the sofa under the cabinet, the only fly in the ointment was that it was a bit hot inside.

It is summer now, and the highly intelligent life allows human beings to go back to the bedroom, and the living room can still feel a touch of coolness. It is not possible to come out of the bedroom and find that there are two alternating days of cold and heat, but it is not necessarily cool to shrink under the cabinet. It felt like, in order not to be taught a lesson tomorrow, Chen Chen decided to be patient.

If it wasn't for being too hungry, why would he steal sausages?

Thinking about it, Chen Chen yawned and fell asleep.

It seems that the habit of getting sleepy after eating is not limited to humans, but is common to all kinds of animals.

The next day, Lang Hexu got up early and went to the kitchen to fetch water for himself. Before he went to get the cup, he saw the closet with the door half open. The ham sausage placed aside was opened. It was originally a large package and had not been torn, but now that the large package was opened, two sausages were missing, but the packaging of the two sausages was not found.

At first, Lang Hexu thought that a thief had broken into the house, until he saw that there were some crumbs inside, and the desk below was indeed clean. Finally, he checked the house and found that only the ham sausage was stolen, and nothing else was missing. , and finally found the packaging bag in the trash can.

After eating the ham sausage packaging bag, Chen Chen, who has human thinking, "casually" threw it in. He subconsciously felt that he couldn't litter, and he didn't think about whether this behavior was suitable for cats. I didn't pay attention, and if I noticed, I would clean it up one by one.

After inspection and deduction, Lang Hexu finally sprayed the cabinet door and inside the cabinet with a harmless fluorescent spray, and found messy cat paw marks. He could conclude that the sausage was eaten by the fat cat. I can't come and go freely at such a high place, but stealing...

To use the words on the Internet to describe it: Wild, baby.

Regardless of the unclosed cabinet door and the minced meat inside, these series of operations are really wild and neat.

The only thing that surprised Lang Hexu was that he still knew how to throw the rubbish into the trash can after eating.

Lang Hexu, who was in a stable state of mind, drank the water and cleaned up the mess and began to prepare breakfast, fried eggs, ham, toast, with milk, and went out to school after eating.

When I went to the door to change my shoes, I remembered that I hadn’t poured out the cat food, so I went back to pour in the cat food and water.

After Lang Hexu left, around 10 o'clock, Chen Chen woke up leisurely, slowly crawled out from under the cabinet, stretched out comfortably, and looked around, it was fine and quiet, he should go to work.

Originally thinking that Lang Hexu would be angry with him for stealing food, Chen Chen turned around and found cat food on the plate and water in another bowl.

Wow, it's all ready, so considerate.

It seems that Mr. Lang has a cold face and a warm heart. If he can't find him, he will leave cat food for him, fearing that he will starve.

Such a good person himself even scratched his skin.

Chen Chen felt more and more that he was too ignorant.

After eating a full stomach, Chen Chen went leisurely to inspect the kitchen, and was very relieved to see that the closet that couldn't be closed yesterday had been closed.

Fortunately, he is a professor with high quality. He didn't beat him or scold him for scratching his skin and stealing food. It's for his sake not to let him eat dinner, because he is a little fat, which will affect his health.

He whispered, although he himself didn't think he was fat.

Chen Chen originally thought that Lang Hexu would just let him go so lightly and skillfully, but he didn't expect that when Lang Hexu came home in the afternoon, the first thing he would do was to close the doors and windows, then walk up to Chen Chen, the fat cat, and push the glasses on the bridge of his nose , Said to him: "Did you steal ham sausage yesterday?"

He didn’t mean to wait for the cat’s answer after speaking, he directly picked the cat up from the floor. He wore gloves on his hands, sat on the sofa with the cat in his arms, and began to check his mouth, eyes, and ears. After checking everything he went, he used a small stethoscope to listen to his heart, lungs, and belly, with gentle movements.

Chen Chen, who was curled up in Lang Hexu's arms, didn't feel any discomfort, and he even squinted his eyes comfortably when Lang Hexu stroked his hair twice.

Just pretend that you have always been a cat and never been a human, as if those troubles really disappeared, just enjoy the change in the moment.

What Lang Hexu wants to do definitely doesn’t need to be discussed with a cat. He just gave this cat a birth control operation. Although this operation does not affect much for a male cat, this cat runs around and comes back. He also steals food that he shouldn't eat.

Thinking of this, Lang Hexu narrowed his eyes slightly, and after thinking for a while, he returned to his normal expression, took out the nail scissors, and began to trim Chen Chen's nails after checking his body, threatening while cutting.

"This time I just clipped my nails, and next time I just knocked off my teeth." That tone didn't sound like a joke, at least it didn't sound like a joke to Chen Chen's ears. Mao exploded involuntarily.

Lang Hexu thought he was cutting his nails, and the fat cat blew up because of his resistance, but he didn't combine his sudden bloating with what he said. As a professor of biomedicine, of course he believed in science.

If animals can understand human words, they need training. Some animals with high IQ may know that cats’ words should be ignored.

Chen Chen was startled by Lang Hexu's tone and cold expression.

During the day, he still felt that this person had a cold face and a warm heart, but now that he had his nails clipped, he was like meat on a chopping board, ready to be slaughtered. If the other party really wanted to knock out his teeth, would he be able to resist?

How cats stop people.

Chen Chen flinched after blowing his hair, and didn't dare to move, obediently being cut by Lang Hexu's nails, for fear that if there was a sign that he was not good, the other party would torture him more viciously.

Teeth are important for cats, no, teeth are important for any pet, and getting knocked out would be horrible.

That's right, Chenchenzi, who was just a cat for the first time, took the threat seriously.

After Lang Hexu finished cutting the nails of Chen Chen's four claws, he put him down, got up and walked to the bedroom. He originally wanted to cook first, and then take a bath after eating, but he found out that he was stealing. After the examination, I also cut my nails, and decided to take a bath and change clothes before cooking.

Chen Chen is rough-tempered, he couldn't tell that Lang Hexu disliked him, he still felt quite comfortable after cutting his nails, walking around the floor, it's ok, his paws are softer.

As long as you don't think about Yao Jiacheng next door, at this moment, in this world, Chen Chen is just a cat. He has successfully brainwashed himself, and his sadness has faded a lot.

But some things don't really happen if you don't touch him.

Lang Hexu came out of the shower and was cooking, when the bell rang outside the door, Chen Chen became extraordinarily vigilant, looking at the entrance with piercing eyes, he thought it was a takeaway or a courier or something.

After becoming a cat, I have met three people. Now that someone comes to the door, it looks fresh and curious.

Lang Hexu put down the shovel, turned off the fire, and then went to the entrance to check, and found that it was the neighbor across the door, who seemed to be delivering something. Lang Hexu hesitated, and finally opened the door, but the door was only half open, and he blocked it. It looks like he doesn't want to invite people to come in and sit down.

With Lang Hexu doing this, Chen Chen couldn't see anything. He just got up and was about to go over to watch the excitement, when the people outside spoke.

Hearing the man's words, Chen Chen's body froze and his expression froze.

The person who spoke was Yao Jiacheng. He bought handmade dumplings when he came back today, and cooked a pot tonight. He deliberately cooked some more and wanted to take them to his neighbors. He cooked them and served them warm.

Seeing Lang Hexu standing at the door, Yao Jiacheng smiled and said, "I was worried that Mr. Lang was not at home, but it seems that I didn't run in vain. These are the handmade dumplings I bought today. The taste has just been cooked, and I specially brought a plate here for Mr. Lang to taste, it is not something expensive, and I hope Mr. Lang will not dislike it."

It's not good to stay at home at night, and you will give food and drink to the lover of your dreams right after divorce. You really belong to Yao Jiacheng. How come I didn't realize that you are such a fast-moving, hugging left and right attribute before?

In Chen Chen's eyes, Lang Hexu was the one who took him in, so they belonged to the same group, and those in the same group could not eat the food Yao Jiacheng gave them.

Is there a problem with this logic?

No!

So when he heard Lang Hexu say thank you, he took a closer look at Ya and stretched out his hand, so he wanted to accept this kindness.

Chen Chen didn't hold back, and let out a fierce meow.

"Meow—" Grinning her teeth, she still looked a little bit fierce, with that kind of fierce and cute expression.

Lang Hexu and Yao Jiacheng were taken aback by this deliberately raised and bold voice. Yao Jiacheng looked at Lang Hexu and said, "Does Mr. Lang have a cat?"

Before Chen Chen could react, Lang Hexu turned his head to look at Chen Chen who was standing on the floor looking at him, retracted his gaze and replied, "No, it's a stray cat that likes to run around." He didn't admit to himself cats.

Chen Chen, who thought it was an alliance, froze when he heard this reply, and felt uncomfortable.

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Chenchenzi: After the divorce, I feel that happiness is getting farther and farther away from me.