When I Woke Up, I Become a Coquettish B*tch

"Ah, thank you so much, it's too polite." Mao Jixiang didn't like Tang Ranzhi, he waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, although the environment is difficult now, I will definitely try my best..."

Do your best not to sneak you out.

After Mao Jixiang finished speaking, he ignored him. His dissatisfaction with Tang Ranzhi had intensified since he guessed that he was the mastermind behind the scenes, but he guessed wrong.

As soon as I see him, I think of the points that he missed in those years.

distressed.

It hurts so much.

At this time, Bai Yu was squatting on the ground to check the toolbox, holding a multi-function saber in one hand, and flipping through the life-saving manual with the other.

The big muscles were controlling the direction in front, and he turned around and shouted: "Young Master Bai, where are we going next?"

"Follow the compass and drive south."

"it is good."

Bai Yu raised his sleeves with his fingertips and slowly swipe across the line on the survival manual, heading south, and finally stopped at a small black dot on the map, saying: "...the uninhabited island, here The sea area goes south, and our existing supplies are only enough to get there."

Bai Yu spoke seriously, but Mao Jixiang stared at this man from head to toe, sweeping over his impeccable face and figure, his eyes finally settled on the shirt he was wearing.

Although the scene under the shirt is better, he still stares at the shirt dreamily.

Ok……

In fact, he had always suspected that Bai Yu's failure to become the leading actor was because of his clothing.

When the author chose the protagonist, the white thighs must have lost the selection by a hair.

Just as he was thinking this, Bai Yu, who was wearing a bright orange shirt, put down the manual, turned his head and called him: "Come here."

correct!This is the bright shirt!

Mao Jixiang hugged his thigh for more than two years, and even saw him wearing a pink shirt, and there were two cute rabbits on the bedside in the bedroom.

It simply frightened him a ton.

A man like Bai Yu, whose face has never melted from snow all year round, and whose facial nervous system is paralyzed, actually likes cute rabbits?

Fortunately, Big Muscle later stood up and explained that Young Master Bai was not as flirtatious as Tang Yutian, and there were more than a dozen stylists alone. He usually chose what clothes Bai Thighs wore... Only then did Mao Jixiang feel relieved physically and mentally.

Of course, apart from this reason, it was more because of Bai Yu's illness.The big muscles follow the doctor's instructions, and the daily necessities are replaced with warm colors, wishing to turn it into a princess room for him to live in.

Mao Jixiang went to investigate this emotional deficiency in order to hug his thighs in a fancy way.

He is indifferent to most feelings, desires nothing, demands nothing, and is not interested in anything.

It is a very strange disease.

"...The visible range of the signal flare is limited, so be careful when throwing it." Bai Yu called him over to explain to him the difficult points of the survival manual. Halfway through the speech, he found that Mao Jixiang was distracted, so he stopped the demonstration in his hand. , asked blankly, "Are you listening?"

"exist!"

Mao Jixiang subconsciously stood up straight.

He didn't realize until he finished answering that he didn't know what Bai Yu was talking about at all. He scratched his head, recalled it, and tried hard: "What did you say, you have such a big heart?"

Bai Yu raised the black tube in his hand, and repeated: "Flare."

"..."

When Qin Yi woke up, the sky was just about to light up, and the lifeboat that was originally pitch black also had a faint light.

The white belly of the sky is shining through the thick glass with difficulty.

Compared with last night, the magnificent sea has become much calmer, and sitting in the boat does not feel bumpy.

Qin Yi rubbed his eyes with one hand, and touched the place beside him with the other.

cold.

He suddenly woke up, stood up and looked around.

Where is Tang Yutian?

In the lifeboat, only Hong Bao was still awake, even though his eyes were almost narrowed, his hands still did not relax at all.

Xiaomei huddled in a corner and fell asleep, and the people across from her also fell asleep. Her brain nerves were tense for a long time, and once she settled down a little, the drowsiness swept over everything.Huang Yueyue and Wang Jiaye, who had been arguing a lot, stayed far away from each other even though the temperature was low at night.

"Mr. Tang?" Qin Yi's voice was so low that even Hong Bao, who was still asleep, couldn't hear him. He glanced back and forth in a panic, and finally raised his head to look at the entrance and exit directly above the stern of the boat.

He climbed up the simple ladder, bent over, supported with one hand, and pushed the entrance and exit made of thick iron with the other hand.

When he poked half of his head out from the lifeboat, a big palm gently pressed him down.

Tang Yutian sat on the top of the lifeboat, facing the sea breeze, with his shirt opening wide open, and said coldly and arrogantly, "What are you doing out here?"

Qin Yi maintained this twisted posture, and said, "I thought..."

Tang Yutian narrowed his eyes: "Are you worried about me?"

That's a good understanding.

It was a rare time that the male lead wasn't very good at thinking, Qin Yi nodded: "Yeah."

But he didn't know that this worry also had many meanings.

The kind of worry that parents worry about their children, the worry among friends, and...

between lovers.

Tang Yutian stared at him for a long time, then reached out to him: "Come up, I'll show you something."

It is strictly forbidden to carry people on the lifeboat, because if a huge wave hits it, it can overturn the whole person and be swept into the unfathomable sea.At that time, even if Tang Yutian grasped the iron ring, he might not be able to keep it from being washed away by the waves.

According to the past, Qin Yi would not do such dangerous things. He would definitely spend a lot of time and tirelessly telling Tang Yutian that this was dangerous, and told him to come down quickly, cherish life, and stay away from these unpredictable dangers.

But at this moment, he was looking at Tang Yutian's face, that face was hidden in the blink of an eye, Chaoyang, who was about to jump up from the sea, gently crossed the side for him.

This man is indifferent and arrogant, unreasonable and reckless.But at the same time fragile, with incredible tenderness.

In a strange way, Qin Yi took two steps up, clutching his hand tightly, and the sea wind rushed towards him like a raging sea breeze.

He sat beside Tang Yutian, and Tang Yutian led his hand to hold the pull ring.

Until the sun rises from the sea level - it actually jumps up slowly and with difficulty from the sea level, and then half of the sun slips out of the horizon in an instant, and slantly sprinkles the entire sea through the dense morning fog, It looks like a colorful oil painting hanging on the sea.

Dazzling.

Qin Yi almost lost his mind.

This is a sight he has never seen in his life, and it is also something he has never tried.

He has worked hard in teaching for several years, and he hardly ever travels. He lives at three o'clock every day. It wasn't until Tongtong was sent to foster care last year that the family became lively.

"Idiot, you're back to your senses." Tang Yutian's broken hair on his forehead was blown back by the wind, just like that cruise ship dance party, revealing his entire face, stern and charming, his eyes seem to have eyeliner, "You know, you I'm talking in my sleep at night."

Tang Yutian said this abruptly, but Qin Yi became nervous: "Huh?"

"Who is Hong Xiuquan?" When Tang Yutian asked this question, he gently pinched his jaw with his hand.

Qin Yi was forced to look up at him.

But Tang Yutian continued to ask: "Is it a man?"

"..."

"What does he have to do with you?"

Qin Yi was speechless.

He finally remembered what he had dreamed in the second half of last night. He dreamed that he was still teaching the children in the classroom, and the lesson happened to be the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom Movement that was not finished in time.

Faced with Tang Yutian's questioning tone and gloomy expression, Qin Yi felt as if he had really cheated on someone and was caught in bed by him.

"It's like this," Qin Yi organized his words with black lines all over his head, "Hong Xiuquan was the person who led the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom Movement from the first year of Xianfeng to the third year of Tongzhi in the Qing Dynasty, that is, from 1851 to 1864."

He didn't know that the history in "A Rich Family" was different from that world, but logically speaking, it should be the same. After all, this world was created on the basis of that world.

However, out of good professionalism, Qin Yi explained the important definition of this period of history by the way: "This was a peasant uprising war against the feudal rule of the Qing Dynasty and foreign capitalist aggression, and it was also the largest war in China in the middle of the 19th century. Large-scale anti-Qing movement."

Tang Yutian: "..."

When this idiot leaned on his shoulder last night, frowning, and kept talking about Hong Xiuquan Hong Xiuquan in his mouth, he was annoyed all night.

Who the hell would have thought that someone would call Hong Xiuquan from the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom while sleeping.

Seeing his expression, Qin Yi should know this history, and he was relieved.

But this was the first time seeing him showing such an awkward and twisted expression, Qin Yi couldn't hold back, and looked at him a few more times.

Tang Yutian sullenly put down his hands and said, "It's windy, you can go back."

"……okay."

Just as Qin Yi was about to reach out to open the entrance, the thick iron sheet automatically and consciously opened it.

Hong Bao poked out a chubby head and pawed at the entrance, almost crying out of anxiety.

Tang Yutian moved forward for a certain distance, there was only one pull ring, he was afraid that Qin Yi would fall, so he stretched out his arms to hug him, pressed him in his arms, and then sneered at Hong Bao: "Why, urgent to urinate?"

Hong Bao desperately shook his head.

The next second, he shouted: "Mr. Tang, the uninhabited island is just ahead, but the battery is almost dead!"

Hearing this sentence, Tang Yutian's expression became serious.

--"Step aside."

Several people returned to the lifeboat, and after inspection, it was confirmed that the battery was indeed almost dead.

The battery is dead, which means that they can't control the direction independently, and can only drift where they are with the current.

"There should be 10 minutes of voyage." Qin Yi had changed the indicators on the battery before, and it was expected that he could sail up to now. "To reach the uninhabited island, we have to... swim over..."

Although this uninhabited island sounds unreliable, they must now find a habitat as soon as possible and wait for rescue.Not to mention the lack of supplies at sea, it is easy to encounter shipwreck or severe dehydration.

While they were talking, those people also woke up.The noble lady Huang Yueyue was the first to scream, she tightly held the oversized emerald necklace hanging around her neck, her voice was high-pitched and thin: "Then what should we do, are we going to die?!"

Wang Jiaye was also worried, but his concentration was obviously much better than hers, and he folded his hands: "If you die, you will know that you will die. If you don't want to die now, you won't be annoyed, and we will be annoyed when we listen."

Ouyang Chen was at a loss for words, he was usually conceited, but when things really happened, he was timid.The little cake that went crazy last time scared him so much that he didn't sleep well all night.

Before Tang Yutian could speak, Hong Bao yelled: "Whatever the noise, please be quiet."

Qin Yi taught everyone to take out the life jackets from the backs of their chairs, wait for more than ten minutes, leave the lifeboat and swim directly to it.

"Don't worry, everyone, you can arrive there in about 10 minutes after swimming," Qin Yi was feeling weak when he said this. According to his physique, it would be good if he could swim for 10 minutes. Concentrate on it, it shouldn't be a big problem."

In the silence, Huang Yueyue began to cry: "I, I can't swim... It's useless to wear a life jacket..."

Congratulations to "Cannon Fodder·Yueyue" for winning the title of the most useless team.

I can't swim any more and I still jump in the end. The lady didn't want to give up the pair of high heels that are said to be hmades autumn limited edition high heels until the last moment of diving, until the lifeboat completely lost its direction and floated in the opposite direction, watching herself getting closer and closer to everyone. The farther she got, she gritted her teeth and jumped into the sea like a dumpling.

"Ah, my necklace is missing, it is Blian's exclusive global design!" Huang Yueyue, who can't swim, paddled in the water for the necklace without a teacher, trying to find it.

"ohmygod, ohno... my beloved bilan..."

"..."

Damn mental retardation.

With a cold face, Tang Yutian said to Hong Bao: "Don't wait for her, see if she swims well, she won't die."

10. A [-]-minute journey is not a simple indicator that can be completed.

Even wearing a life jacket, it still tests the strength of the swimmer's arms and legs.

Qin Yi desperately told himself that no matter how tired he was, he had to keep swimming.Even though he was halfway through the row, his calf was faintly cramped.

'Ding'.

Xiao Mengmeng: "Dear host, do you need Huangquan Dabu Pill? You only need a Dabu Pill to restore your blood value, and resurrection with full blood is no longer a dream."

Qin Yi wanted to say it since yesterday, the style of the system is a little bit wrong, as if he joined some strange pyramid scheme.

"With five points, you can't be fooled, and with five points, you can't lose money."

Qin Yi held his breath and continued to paddle forward sullenly.

Not to be outdone, Xiao Mengmeng said, "Take a Huangquan Dabu Pill, and you will find that your career as a host is as if it is on the hook."

"..."

The breath that Qin Yi was holding back was almost spit out by the system, he gritted his teeth: "Thank you...I don't need...for the time being..."