I can't cure this patient! [Quick Transmigration]

"Send three bunny emojis in a row, how happy we cubs are."

"Yes, yes, the relationship between Duanzai and this 'little uncle' must be very good, but speaking of it, Zai has never mentioned his family members. Is this the first time?"

"We have only sent out two rabbits at most, and today broke the record~"

The bunny in the mouth of these fans is the emoji of a pink bunny head in Weibo's own emoji. Because it is soft and sweet, it is often regarded as a symbol of cuteness.

Every Weibo post by Su Duan either has no emoticons, or only has a single [rabbit] emoticon, most of the time there is one, and a few have two.

After so many times, the fans gradually figured out the pattern: the number of rabbit heads represents Su Duan's mood.

No rabbit head means "in a normal mood", "commercial retweeting", "The manager is urging you again, so please post politely on Weibo", there is a rabbit head that means you are in a good mood, what happy things happened, For example, the two rabbit heads are very happy when they are finally able to be lazy, and they need to be hugged and held high.

As for the three rabbit heads - this is the first time I've seen them!

The source of Su's habit of posting rabbit emojis can be traced back to the economic man chasing him to fuck him.

Most of the personalities that celebrities show in front of the public are not their real personalities. Some goddesses who are sweet and soft in the eyes of fans may smoke and pick up everything in private, and some are humble and gentle in the eyes of fans. Expansive and sensitive.

What fans can see is always the side they want to show fans.

This kind of operation is very common, and it is commonly known as the setting of people.

The first step in getting ahead in the entertainment circle is: Fuck yourself with a character that can attract fans.

However, it is undoubtedly a very tiring task to pretend to be another character in all directions without any flaws.

Such a tiring task, Su Duan...Of course he is too lazy to do it.

After being rejected by Su Duan, "Sunshine, healthy, lively and cute", "Excellent acting skills, little fresh meat", etc., after an analysis, the team of the economic company finally decided to let Su Duan act in his true colors.

The soft and sweet buddhist boy is probably quite popular... maybe.

Although it is a true character, it is also very important to properly highlight certain characteristics. Now that I have decided to follow the soft and cute route of relying on my appearance, I must find a way to leave a deep impression on fans in this regard.

The manager meant to soften his tone on Weibo and use emojis and emoticons appropriately, but Su Duan was too lazy to do this, and after ignoring all the emojis and emojis sent by his manager, he posted on Weibo From Bo's default emoticon, he chose an emoticon that seemed more in line with the manager's requirements as a suffix.

The accident is also very suitable, and you will get used to it after using it.

Hearing the prompt sound of special attention and praise coming from the speed of light, Su Duan was stunned for a while, and slowly got up from the bed.

As soon as I stuffed my feet into the slippers, there was new news on social software.

Su Duan picked it up and took a look.

Agent: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——

Agent: Darling, please discuss with me before posting on Weibo!

Agent: [I'm old and can't stand the excitement.jpg]

Su Duan covered the phone with a guilty conscience, and after a few seconds, remembering the coping method Yan Shen taught him, he sent a few emoticons.

Su Duan: [rabbit] [rabbit] [rabbit]

broker:……

Agent: It's useless to be cute!

Broker: [It was clearly arranged.jpg]

After reading it carefully, without replying to the manager who had fallen into madness, Su Duan turned off the phone screen and slipped to the study to find the "little uncle" who was not working seriously.

"woke up?"

Seeing him coming in, Yan Shen's mind was completely out of work, and he was completely different from the previous Mr. Yan who wanted to marry Work, like a cruel scumbag, he simply pushed aside the documents at hand , took Su Duan into his arms, pressed him on his lap and kissed him first.

After kissing, Su Duan went to get his mobile phone.

Yan Shen's Weibo account has been certified, and the certification shows the name of the chairman of Yan's Enterprise, but Yan's business is not a popular business, and people who are not in the professional field are not interested in this company. He has no idea about his status in the industry, and those who don't know think it's a pheasant company. Secondly, he never participates in the company's forwarding and promotional activities, which is no different from his personal blog.

So to this day, Mr. Yan's number of fans is still hovering in triple digits.

Among these three figures, many of them are because he often likes and reposts Su Duan, which attracts fans who think he is the same.

Su Duan took Yan Shen's phone and took a look, only to see that "Little Uncle" not only liked him, but also reposted that Weibo, the screen of the phone was on, showing the page where the repost was completed.

The manager's hoarse warning probably still has some use. Su Duan tried to show his affection from the air in his profile on Weibo. The word "deep" was deleted just a few days after adding it under the urgency of his manager. , and although Yan Shen often forwards Su Duan's Weibo, he usually doesn't say anything ambiguous, only two concise slashes.

It looks very much like a conscientious star chasing trumpet.

Although there are not many fans, because Yan Shen's Weibo account has a completely different style of painting from the other fans of Su Duan's family, there are still a few sporadic replies to the Weibo that Yan Shen forwarded.

"Boss Yan is still sucking Duan Duan Ga today, it's really a long-term love."

"The blogger must be a boring guy. Although he has the style of a straight man in science and engineering, all the cute boys who silently like and repost all day long, plus that profile, I always feel that there is a kind of contrast. The cute 2333 blogger is It’s not that you have a crush on our family, Duan Duan (super soft voice)”

"By the way, am I the only one who checked the company certified by the blogger? Although I don't quite understand it, it seems like a big guy emmmmm [cautious.jpg]"

Su Duan looked at Yan Shen's mobile phone, the owner of the mobile phone kissed his neck from behind, his dry and soft lips fell on his sensitive neck, Su Duan shrank his neck, and let go of the tens of thousands of comments on his Weibo , using Yan Shen's Weibo account to like these few messages one by one.

Yan Shen waited patiently for him to finish playing, then took the phone away, put it in the stacked files, and slipped his fingertips in from the hem of the soft pajamas.

Su Duan softened as soon as he touched it. He did it too many times yesterday, and his body seemed to have formed a reflex.

Stretching out his thin fingers to grab Yan Shen's forearm, Su Duan glanced at the documents beside him, and reminded him in a low voice hesitantly: "Aren't you working?"

Yan Shen had already kissed the back of his neck again, his Adam's apple rolled, and his voice was hoarse: "...I'll deal with it later."

"Um……"

So Mr. Yan today is not working seriously.

……

In the end, Yan Shen's identity was picked up by the supernatural netizen.

It was several years later, at this time Su Duan and Yan Shen had already received their marriage certificate, and Su Duan's position in the entertainment industry was also stable in a strange state.

The entertainment industry is cruel, and the times in this industry are changing faster than expected. After a few years, only a handful of Xiao Xianrou who were at the same time as him remained, and most of them disappeared after a while, and countless became younger and more beautiful More people replaced them, supporting a new era in this circle.

Because Su Duan's laziness is too obvious. He only took on the leading role once in three or four years since his debut, and the number of times he appeared in variety shows is also very few. Had the title of "the laziest traffic in the entertainment industry".

Those hard-working people who have been popular will still inevitably be abandoned by this circle for various reasons, not to mention lazy little guys?

So in the past few years, Su Duan's fans were worried all day when he would be squeezed out of this circle by Hou Lang because he was too lazy, and even recently thought about it with a sense of urgency, if Su Duan was abandoned by the company So, they crowdfunded him to buy trending searches (...).

However, they waited for a long time, but they didn't wait for Su Duan to be abandoned by the company.

No matter how many little fresh meats became popular again, and how many people disappeared from this circle, Su Duan is still taking plays and receiving notifications according to his own rhythm, going to the hot search regularly like clocking in at work, and the resources can be tens of thousands Top notch year in and year out.

At this time, even the dullest people can react: This front-line traffic that has been lazy has a backstage!

I just don't know if the backstage is a kind of funder, or a family member, or a particularly awesome fan.

So endless gossip and rumors emerged.

For example, it is rumored that Su Duan is a wandering son of a wealthy family. When he was not home, he had been acting as a stand-in in the film and television base. Once he was recognized, he became prosperous. His family generously spent money to support him. Often in the big director's play.

For example, Su Duan is having an affair with a high-level manager of a brokerage company, and he is suspected to be married, and his relationship is stable, so that he can enjoy such good resources all the time.

For example, Su Duan has a lot of fans of local tyrants. It is not big news for the second-generation rich and executives of top [-] companies. These local fans have also provided some convenience for Su Duan's stardom .

In short, the real and the fake were mixed together, and the stone hammer was not seen after discussing for a long time, but Su Duan's popularity rose again because of this large-scale gossip, and it seemed to be another routine marketing.

until a post appears.

The name of the post was "August [-] Entertainment Circle Traffic Evergreen Tree Su Duan Duanjia Tuhao Fans", a very common format on the forum.

It counts the rich fans of Su Duan since his debut, and the summary is very detailed. There are not only fans who are already familiar in the circle, but also some who have not made any big news and are relatively low-key.

Among them is Yan Shen.

A few years later, Yan Shen's Weibo followers finally reached four digits, and he can barely be regarded as a mini version of Internet celebrity.

Although Mr. Yan is very low-key, and usually likes his wife on Weibo without even saying a word, but most of Su Duan's fans are female fans, and male fans are very rare, and Yan Shen's male fan style And so boring, the word "duanduan" has been used in his personal profile for several years, and he only likes and reposts Suduan's Weibo every day. This kind of "dedicated" behavior will naturally attract the attention of some Suduan fans.

It's just that he hasn't done anything. Netizens are creatures that need popularity. For a long time, he only posted on Weibo and didn't talk. Gradually, not many people stared at him all the time. In the end, only fans who had been fans of Su for a long time knew about him.

This time it was different. The post was posted on a dedicated entertainment gossip forum with a huge amount of traffic. As soon as Yan Shen was moved to it, it quickly attracted a lot of attention.

Although most of these netizens from all over the world are melon-eating people waiting to be fed, there are also some netizens who have real skills and are the main producers of gossip.

The basic information of Yan's enterprise is not a secret. As long as you are careful, you can find the records on the Internet. After the screenshot of Yan Shen's Weibo was transferred to the forum, it didn't take long for what was written on the certification to be produced by keen gossip The soldiers looked up and down.

Not only the domestic information, but also the information of the foreign head office was searched, and some "insiders" in this professional field came out to reveal how authoritative Yan's is in this field.

Smelling the breath of shocking gossip, the melon-eaters in the forum immediately started to discuss enthusiastically.

"So it means that this guy named 'Yan Shen' is actually a big boss among the big bosses, and he can be properly ranked first among Su Duan's local fans? Actually, I feel...the content on Weibo in four or five years is only It is related to a person, the avatar belongs to that person, and the personal profile is still such an ambiguous word. With all due respect, this kind of thing can no longer be called star chasing, it should be called secret love, or the kind that is particularly hopeless (not saying big Guy means gay"

"Emmm, that certification can be forged, right? Doesn't a certain treasure do certification business?"

"I don't think it's possible. This account has existed for several years, and it has been hanged with that certification. For a company as big as Yan's, is the legal department dead..."

"I have already sent an email to Yan's quickly. According to the efficiency of this company, I should receive a reply tomorrow morning. Wait for the result."

"When the result is 1, there is a high probability that it is a high imitation. Yan's public relations will be deducted bonuses this time."

"Ah, ah, my family's broken cub! Who is it! Who wants to beat our family's broken cub! (Crispy Parrot Slaps the Pot Cover.jpg"

……

"I was wrong. Yan's customer service is so efficient that it takes only half an hour to reply. Is their customer service always processing emails at the speed of light in front of the computer every day?? Emmmm Then I thought In other words, the official customer service staff replied that the certification... is no problem.

That's right, this person who has been fooling Su Duan on Weibo for more than four years and almost five years is indeed Yan's official chairman.

I need to be quiet.jpg”

"Upstairs, don't donate to me!!"

"Donkey, what are you doing, the screenshot of the email reply is here, look for yourself! Picture X1"

"Mom, this screenshot seems to be real!"

"??? Too magical? Okay, okay, I'll help them think about tomorrow's entertainment headlines, #惊! Chairman Yan's bitter love for a certain top-line niche student in China for nearly five years, and he may come out of the closet together in the near future! # "

"Don't mess with the rhythm upstairs. Even if Yan Shen is the chairman of a big company, what's the matter? In the end, he is just one of Su Duan's countless normal fans. It's just that his identity is quite scary. Why did he come out?"

"'Although I use his profile picture as his name and even all the content on Weibo is related to him, I really only have fan affection for him', you read this sentence aloud with your conscience upstairs. :)”

"Speaking of which, it's really gay among gays =0=, so Su Duan is finally going to have his first scandal since his debut (seriously wrong focus), speaking of Su Duan's team is really guarding against him , it’s been several years without even a single gossip, this time it’s finally overturned hhhhh”

"Woc Su Duan's face is so white? There is a big boss of this level in the fan group. Contact this resource who has been good since his debut. He is indeed a favored person... I just don't know when the big boss I got the person as I wished (super soft voice)"

"Going back upstairs, how do we know that the boss didn't get it? Hehehe?"

"Normal logic, why do you still check in every day after you've chased someone down? Heh, what kind of creature is a man? Don't you have any idea? It doesn't taste so good when you eat it. This boss is clearly a standard bitter man. Fall in love with templates."

"Maybe it's for fun? Are you not allowed to play for fun?"

"I don't know how good-looking the boss is. If the passing line is higher, I agree to this marriage with my real name (I'm trying to deduct food all the time."

"No! I don't agree! Our cub is only in his twenties, and mother doesn't allow you to fall in love! What if you meet a bad guy, woo woo woo!"

"...The people upstairs are too far away. It's all just gossip. How did it get involved in sex? Are Su Duan's fans poisonous? Are you crooked in rushing to stamp the Lord?? "

"Okay, stop arguing, the real hammer came out. Four years ago, someone asked the boss on Weibo if he had a crush on Su Duan. Although the boss didn't answer, he liked this comment and flipped it. My hands are tired after several hours! Picture X1”

"Congratulations on solving the case, rub your paws upstairs."

"Okay, headlines are scheduled! ojbk has made arrangements!"

……

"Wait a minute, Taylor Swifts! There's another new material on Weibo! Come and have a taste!"

"Reposted from Weibo: [cp] Four years ago, Su Duan changed his personal profile for a period of time, and added two words "deep" after a series of work introductions, but it seemed to be deleted after only a few days. At that time, Jiyou felt curious and showed me the screenshots, and then left evidence. I believe everyone has already figured out what these two words represent... I just want to say that fortunately, the old mobile phone was not thrown away, otherwise I would really cry .

There are pictures and truth, high-definition!Uncensored!Integrity eats melons without P pictures!Picture X1[/cp]”

"Duan Duan...Deep... These are all show routines. I'm fascinated, and I can't be more showy than showy!"

"Fuck! Four years ago! It's been long enough!"

"What?? Our cub was raped four years ago??? (Frown"

"Emmm, it looks like I was voluntarily arched..."

"It's Liao, I deeply judge that this kind of operation of using a personal profile to talk about love in the air can be nominated for the most flamboyant and affectionate show of the year. I bet on a small cucumber. If Su Duan's manager stops me, Su Duan can make it Those two words hang on to this day."

"At this time, Su Duan's manager must be feeling very sad. Alas, I actually feel that Su Duan's manager is very sad every day."

"2333 He needs a buddhist cub raising guide!"

"I didn't expect Duanzai that you look obedient and cute on the surface, but in fact, you have already developed an improper relationship with a man and you are trying to show your affection!"

"Say something tremblingly, in fact, I have felt it for a long time. Although Duan Zai looks obedient, but probably because of a mysterious sixth sense, my mother always feels that he will suddenly get angry, and has been worried for a long time. , Now that Duanzai has finally turned over, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief in my heart, with a feeling of 'finally here'."

"Wait, are you really fans of Su Duan and not black? Are you so fascinated by your speech? Is Su Duan's fan actually this style of painting?"

"Yes, that's right, their family has such a magical style of painting. A while ago, didn't you worry that Su Duan would be hidden in the snow because he was too lazy (...) and wanted to crowdfund Su Duan to buy hot searches? Really, um, love It's really simple."

……

"Are you reading too many Mary Su romance novels upstairs? Wake up? Do you think the president and chairman are all young and handsome guys with rich money? Come on, it's more likely to be 60 years old with a beer belly and Mediterranean greasy. Uncle, life is not a novel, I hope you all know it."

"The employees of the Yan family who dived to eat melons were blown out, ah that, although I haven't met the chairman himself because the rank is too low, but one thing to declare is that our boss is really not as old as five or sixty years old, it is an inherited family He is a company, he is very young among his peers, he is only 60 this year, okay! The industry standard diamond king (although it is suspected that he is not single now?) Find out!"

"Rational analysis, I just processed the picture provided by the solution above a little bit. After Su Duan's selfie is adjusted to high resolution and zoomed in, you can see another figure in a suit reflected in his eyes. Although it is a bit blurry, it can be seen It can be concluded that the body shape is still good, with broad shoulders and long legs, a very standard figure, it has nothing to do with a beer belly, right? "

"I tried my best to search, although I didn't find the photo of the boss himself, but I found the photo of the boss's father, you can feel the gene of this parent (kneeling)... I jio can stamp this President Yan as tall, rich and handsome Already!"

"I agree with my real name! (Sound of Shock"

"Oh, what a good looks! Even if Boss Yan is half as handsome as his father, it's fine, sure! Grandma has approved the cubs to fall in love! It's time to talk about one when you're in your 20s!"

"Cub, we want this son-in-law! Hurry up and bring it out to meet your mother-in-law!!"

"Sisters, don't just look at face and money! Character is also very important! The most important thing is to be good to us! (Harsh) There are gossips on the Internet that Yan Shen's previous chairman, Yan Shen's father, especially Special (emphasis) Huaxin (emphasis)!"

"You can't conclude that your son is also a scum just because the father is scum. After all, Huaxin is not a genetic disease. Mr. Yan has been on Weibo for four years. The card has not been broken for a day. To be honest, many old fans are If you can’t do this, it’s too boring for sisters to insist on talking about the previous generation :)”

"Who knows if someone is hired to do this? It's easy, and it takes a few seconds. What kind of sincerity can it represent?"

"You actually started tearing up the question of whether the son-in-law doesn't care? Are these people devils? Damn, no matter how many times I watch it, I still feel that Su Duan's fans are poisonous..."

"What's the most popular search right now?"

"Go back upstairs, it's second, and the first chrysanthemum will pop right away."

"It's been almost an hour, and Su Duan's team has not moved yet. They used to be famous for their high efficiency and ruthlessness. Which female celebrity dares to tie up Su Duan's hype, and it will be deleted in minutes. Water Splash also comes with a gift bag of black material, is it going to break the can this time?"

"Inevitably, this hammer is too strong to wash."

"Today's plot is a bit too exciting. I am a passer-by fan holding a melon and trying to pass it to Duan Duan's manager. jpg"

"Speaking of the manager, is the manager of Duanzai's family still alive?"

"It's already cold, probably."

……

The manager, who was finally remembered, was on the company's rooftop at this time, sadly putting down his mobile phone displaying a green interface of a certain gossip forum, and lighting up the number one cigarette of the day with trembling hands.