I can't cure this patient! [Quick Transmigration]

There is a record in the "Shan Hai Jing": "Win the fish, the body of the fish has the wings of a bird, the sound is like a mandarin duck, and when you see it, it will be flooded."

In layman's terms, winning fish is a nondescript fish with bird wings. It quacks like a mandarin duck, and when it appears, it will bring floods.

Like Hanba, this one is also a monster with a large range of buffs.

However, the buff effect is also divided into levels. The strength of this winning fish is obviously not as high as that of the drought that Su Duan encountered before. Let alone the flood, when it appears, it can only leave some wet marks on the ground to prove that it is A water monster.

It's also reasonable to think about it. Most of the ancient monsters are arrogant, but whoever has some ability, who would pretend to be a business of bluffing and deceiving human beings?

——Of course, Director Lin who pretends to be a man just for the sake of eating is not counted!

Linzhu glanced at the fishy thing in his hand from the corner of his eye, showing a hint of disgust in his eyes.

He was not happy with the quality of the winning fish.

However, in today's era of lack of aura, it would be good to catch one, and if you take it home and raise it for a while, it can barely be used.

Seeing the ugly and ugly monster in Linzhu's hand, Su Duan couldn't help sighing: "Mandarin ducks are so ugly..."

On the way to Ms. He's house, Linzhu's Guan Zi finally sold to the end and told him the true identity of this monster.

Su Duan's exclamation instantly woke up the other people in the room.

Seeing these two uninvited guests who suddenly appeared in his home, exuding a strange and unpleasant atmosphere, the middle-aged man showed a vigilant expression, and asked, "Who are you?! What's wrong with the sorceress?"

He really wanted to shout loudly, but the aura of the man in the suit was so strong that his aura lost three points as soon as he spoke.

The man focused most of his attention on the two strangers, and naturally loosened his restraint on Ms. He. Ms. He took the opportunity to pull her arms out of his restraints, and picked up her son who was lying on the small bed. Just ran in the direction of Lin Zhu and Su Duan!

Probably because of the outburst of cub-protecting nature, Ms. He did this series of movements surprisingly fast, and before the middle-aged man could react at all, she was already standing beside Linzhu.

Seeing Ms. He's posture, what do Ms. He's husband and mother-in-law don't understand?

These two men who suddenly appeared and destroyed the witch's spellcasting must have something to do with Ms. He!

The mean-looking old woman rolled her eyes in anger, and yelled at Ms. He: "You, you poisonous woman! Give me back my grandson! You want our family to have no descendants!"

Ms. He was tormented by her son's illness these days, and at the same time had to make false claims with her husband and mother-in-law. She was also full of anger, and immediately scolded back unceremoniously: "Break your mother! Stinky idiot! When your family There is an inheritance to the throne!"

To be honest, Ms. He has been dissatisfied with her husband and mother-in-law for a long time. Her husband was fine before marriage, but after marriage, he was exposed as a soft bone.

The reason why he hasn't divorced for so many years is simply because this man has various shortcomings, but at least he didn't find someone outside, and he was worried that the two children were still young, so he has been living together until now.

However, this time they took the lives of two children to mess around, Ms. He absolutely could not bear it.

In the past few days, she has taken the time to consult a lawyer, saved some evidence that is beneficial to her divorce lawsuit and child custody rights, and shamelessly entrusted her best friend who lent money to her to help clear up the relationship with the court, and she was going to wait for this matter to be over. So I filed a divorce lawsuit with my husband.

The old woman rolled her eyes even more, and scolded sharply: "Irregular bastard! Poisonous woman like you... a few years ago! She was going to be written a divorce letter and stripped of her clothes for the whole village to accuse her of! Give me pointers! I will be burned to death in the fire again!"

Ms. He: "An old idiot like you who has lived a long life, will be reborn as a pig in the next life and will be disliked by others."

Ms. He's mother-in-law's personality is as mean as her face, and she uses a set of dirty words in her mouth. Ms. He's scolding is relatively calm, but the advantage is that she is sharp, and sometimes she can rhyme, and she is not inferior to scolding her mother-in-law.

The frequent scolding between the two women stunned Su Duan.

Even the squawking Yingyu silently closed its mouth at some point.

As for Ms. He's husband?

He didn't feel ashamed of his useless persona. Although he followed his mother and taught Ms. He a few words not to swear with his mother, but he didn't have any strength in speaking, and no one paid attention to him.

Lin Zhu: "..."

Half a minute later, Director Lin still chose to stop this scolding battle that seemed to never end.

"Ms. He," he maintained the posture of carrying the fish in one hand, his voice was calm but unquestionable: "If you have a trustworthy friend, you can take the child to stay for a few days, don't worry about the family affairs, and a professional will contact you Handle the follow-up."

Of course, dealing with supernatural events is not as simple as just catching the culprit. The memory of the relevant insider must be handled properly depending on the situation. As for the entanglement of removing the supernatural part of the incident, within the scope of legal ethics, it can also be resolved for the client. .

The finishing work of the Science and Publicity Bureau is notoriously perfect.

Hearing Linzhu's opening, Ms. He immediately forgot to scold her mother-in-law, hugged the child in her arms tightly, and asked worriedly: "Then my son's soul..."

Lin Zhu: "Wait a minute."

As he spoke, he raised his hand and shook the winning fish in his hand, only to see the round mouth of the fish opened wide, and a fuzzy gray flocculent thing spit out from it, Lin Zhu grabbed it with his other hand, Send it to Ms. He's son's forehead.

The layer of floc stayed on the child's face for a few seconds, and soon, Ms. He heard a faint cry from her arms.

"……Mother".

Hearing her son's call for help, Ms. He burst into tears uncontrollably.

Although her child still hasn't opened his eyes, being able to call his mother already shows that he has regained some consciousness.

The son remained in a coma for more than a week without responding to external stimuli, and she hadn't heard him call mother for a long time.

Lin Zhu explained: "It's all right now, it's just that he has been away from the body for a few days, and he has been infected with the bad luck of the monster. Later, the child will get sick, but there is no danger of his life."

Ms. He nodded again and again, thanking Linzhu non-stop, then called her best friend, hugged her son, opened the small bedroom with the key she had prepared earlier, and brought out the daughter who was locked in. They hurried downstairs together and left this messy "home".

It is naturally impossible for Ms. He's husband and mother-in-law to just watch Ms. He run away with their two children, but they did not make any movement from the beginning to the end.

Of course, this was not voluntary on their part. In fact, after Lin Zhu opened his mouth, an invisible force pressed the still button, making them unable to move or make a sound. Those two uninvited people reached a certain agreement with Ms. He, and they just got out of control right under their noses.

The middle-aged man thought in panic, it seems that this man in a suit is really capable!She's much more capable than the sorceress she was looking for!

No, but in the final analysis, it should be done with money. How much money his wife spent to hire him, he can promise this person several times.Money can turn ghosts around, even if this person can't turn his back and help them, it is still very possible to eliminate the disaster!

However, Linzhu didn't give him a chance to speak.

To a monster like him that has lived for thousands of years, ordinary human beings are no different from ants as small as an inch. He has no interest in listening to the voices of ants—this is the responsibility of the logistics department.

If he catches the winning fish, his goal will be achieved.After Ms. He left with the child, Linzhu simply used a small spell to put the mother and child into a coma for a while, and then they had nothing to do with them. Please notify the logistics, and someone will come to finish the work soon matter.

As a trophy, the winning fish must be brought back, but it is not elegant to just carry a pair of arms like this. Lin Zhu thought for a while and pulled out a red rope from his pocket, one end was tied to the root of the winning shark's fin, and the other end was held by him. Wrapped around the palm of the hand several times, and it was tightly wrapped as soon as it was lifted, and the winning fish that had been shaped like a salted fish was lifted up.

Su Duan asked curiously: "What will happen to this winning fish?"

Last time, the scorpion that almost caused trouble was sent to contribute to the research cause of the Science and Publicity Bureau. This time, the winning fish intended to take away the souls of the two children. The crime must be more serious. Life sentence or death penalty?

But this is considered an attempted crime, maybe it won't be so serious?

I don't know what the sentencing standards of the Science and Publicity Bureau are...

Just when Su Duan's thoughts were trying to turn in a strange direction, he heard Linzhu say: "Take it home and eat."

"..." Su Duan didn't expect to hear this answer at all, and was stunned for a moment.

After a while, he hesitated and asked, "... Is it delicious?"

Those who look like fish and birds are ugly, and those who don't know may think that they are deformed products caused by industrial pollution.

Hearing the black-haired young man's question, Lin Zhu searched in his memory.

After the spiritual energy between heaven and earth began to weaken, most of the monster races also went into decline. Yingyu was one of the most affected races. It was hard to find thousands of years ago. After recalling it for a while, I remembered the smell of this monster.

Lin Zhu affirmed: "Not bad."

After a pause, he added, "The stew is delicious."

However, the delicate way of eating stewed soup only existed in the long period when his appetite was not as unsatisfactory as it is now. He was extremely hungry, and eating raw flesh and blood was the most efficient, so he didn't care about those fancy eating ways.

Su Duan's eyes lit up.

Even Linzhu, who has eaten many kinds of food, said it was good, it must be very delicious!Su Duan instantly relaxed.Although he is not a foodie, he is still very interested in the rare and special food of this winning fish species.

Yingyu has a fish body and bird wings. Wouldn't it be possible to eat two fish with one pot of fish soup and a pair of roasted wings that are charred on the outside and tender on the inside?

Thinking of that scene, the greedy worm in Su Duan's stomach was uncommonly hooked out, he hugged the little fox tightly, and asked eagerly, "Then, will you cook it when you go back?"

Lin Zhu shook his head: "No, first fatten up."

The reason he catches the fish is to bring the attribute of water in order to win the fish. Eating it can balance the side effects of absorbing the energy of the drought in Su Duan's body, so that Su Duan can maintain a normal body when he accidentally leaves the talisman paper and spells. state.

However, the mana of this winning fish is too weak, and now it can't resist the strong power of drought in Su Duan's body after eating it. It's best to take it home and find a way to infuse it with some monster energy to increase its strength. The effect of cooking is the best. of.

Yingyu, who pretended to be dead, was frightened by discussing his own way of eating in front of his face: "I, I was ordered! I, I can account for everything!"