Dad, he is addicted to raising cubs

Kusama Yuki, and the Kusama family behind him, are the first step chosen by Osamu Dazai to establish a connection with this world.

It's not that he looked down on Higurashi Shrine, it's just that the place was too clean - so clean that Osamu Dazai felt the hairs all over his body standing up just by staying there, and he was just planning to wipe his neck with a knife on the spot just because he fantasized about his future as a great benevolent person.

At the instant the vision appeared, he struck this fictional future out of his imagination and never brought it up for discussion again.

A good person or something is too unworthy of me.Osamu Dazai was thinking tremblingly, his stomach was overwhelmed.

It’s not that Dazai despises himself as a good person—there are so many possibilities in life, it’s too boring to always go all the way to the dark, but when he replaces the person who helped the old lady cross the road with himself... "boom", He exploded, and it exploded into the most splendid firework in the sky.

Obviously that guy in Zhongya Zhongyuan has done such a thing and it is not obviously against the law. How can it be changed to me, so it is inexplicably horrifying?

Touching his chin, Osamu Dazai fell into deep thought.

"What weird things are you thinking about?"

After calming Xuetu's mood, Xueman asked Taoya to help him send him home first, and he still had to stay in the snack shop to deal with some things: "Your expression looks a little disgusting."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Saying this to me, a child who looks like five years old, won't your conscience ache? !

Are you not afraid that I will suffer from some kind of mental illness?

"I'm just thinking, that guy Chuya, why can he be a good boy without seeming unreasonable?"

Dazai Osamu was full of distress: "It stands to reason that I have this hair color." He pointed to his fluffy curly hair, "My smile." He showed a cute and soft smile at Xueman, "No matter how you look at it Be more like a good boy than him."

"Pfft." Xueman laughed, as if he heard a big joke.

"Yeah, you look really good like this." Perfunctory Dazai Osamu, Xueman skillfully picked up the other party and put him in his arms, and took Dazai out in this posture, "Let's talk first, I'm not deliberately mocking you."

"It's just that you look so funny."

If it is distributed by camp, Chuya Chuya, who has part of the memory and wakes up as a man-made human, is a proper neutral kindness. If people do not offend me, I will not offend them. Good guy who gets bullied.

Even after being implanted in Huang Ba and vomiting, and the wounds were constantly torn and healed, he did not vent this hatred that life is worse than death to others.Zhongyuan Zhong also studied everything about ordinary people seriously, and asked Kikyo how to control power.

He is willing to stay in the shrine, because it is the safest place for him. He doesn't have to worry about losing control, and if he loses control, someone can suppress him.

The loyalty and kindness rooted in Zhongye's soul in the Central Plains determines that no matter which world he is in, he will not be distorted.

And Dazai...

Xueman lowered his head to look at the haunted ghost lying in his arms, whose eyes kept wandering, he could be regarded as a chaotic neutral at best.

Chaos is his unchanging essence, neutrality changes with his mood, evil and good can be.Dazai himself doesn't know where he is, he does everything according to his heart, at will, or according to other people's arrangements.

It would be fine if such a person is a little stupid, and just spend his life in a daze.

But Osamu Dazai was too smart to accept the fate of being put in a cage.

"Why, do you still have a fondness for Xingping Restaurant?"

Xueman teased Osamu Dazai: "I don't mind asking Chuangzhen to make you squid feet with peanut butter."

"I just want to engrave the appearance of that store into my soul, and never step into it again in my life."

In addition to the magical squid feet, Xingping Restaurant has more delicacies, but it is a pity that Osamu Dazai, who ended up with squid feet when they met for the first time, vowed that unless he died, he would never eat the food of that restaurant again.

Vomit, if you die, you won't eat it, okay?

"Then let Seiichiro cook you a proper meal next time."

Xueman laughed for a long time before he stopped, and he called Yaoyan and they went home together.

Yuki leaned against Yaken's arms and was drowsy. It seemed that she hadn't completely shaken off the fright, and Aga, who had returned to her human form and walked on her legs, wanted to jump high at every turn. She repeatedly aimed at Yaken's shoulders and tried to squat on it. .

Yaoyan: Don't even think about it.

Behind them, at the entrance of a certain alley, the person who had come to look for Yuki before stood there, quietly watching them go away until they disappeared.

"Aren't we going to take Yuki back?" Kusama Ziwu frowned, unable to understand Ayane's behavior of holding her back, "That's from our family." She is also a member of the Chinese zodiac.

"Should I take it back so that I can scare you again?"

The grass girl snorted softly, and twisted her long hair: "Besides, we can't even do it, so why are we going to join in the fun, what do you think, wave bird."

"what."

Botori made a meaningless short sound, he looked down at the bag in his hand, and said calmly, "Kito didn't order us to take Yuki back."

He was acquiescing to Aya's actions.

In the hearts of Minami and Ayane, the experience of living outside of Kusama's house is not a bad thing.When they were young, they could only live in the oppressive environment of their own family, no matter who they were, they fantasized about going out to live.

In a sense, Yukida fulfilled their wish.

Kusama Ziwu certainly understood what the two friends meant. Was he insisting on bringing Yuki back to Soma's house for his own sake?

"You don't even look at your own injuries." Zi Wu gritted his teeth, "Don't you still want to learn design? If your hand is broken, you still have to learn a fart."

"This one can be raised well, Bo Niao said it will be fine."

Ling Nu shook her right hand with plaster indifferently: "I'm also Yuki's older brother after all, although he hasn't gotten along well since he was born, before he came to grab my clothes and I opened them... , Am I being cold-blooded like this?"

"I can't help it. I'm a snake. Snakes are cold-blooded animals."

He smiled, and pulled his coat to cover his right hand: "You can see that Yuki's child is also well taken care of, so let's go back."

"I really envy Yuki."

Leaving such an incomprehensible remark, Aya girl left first.

After realizing that he couldn't see the three people at the entrance of the alley no matter how much he stretched his head, Osamu Dazai clung to Xueman's ear and whispered that they were being followed just now.

"It's just that the tracking is too rough, and I can see it right away."

He was a little proud, like a cat that caught a mouse and gave it to the excrement shovel officer to taste, waiting for the other party to praise him for his ability.

"Hey, is there any?"

Xueman, who was slow to perceive everything in the outside world, said with surprise: "Dazai is awesome, go back and give you grilled chicken wings, okay?"

"Okay." What a hammer!

Osamu Dazai gritted his teeth: "Don't you even care about being followed?"

"If I really want to say it, I still have a little mind."

Xueman smiled at Yaoyan who was looking at her, and signaled him not to be nervous: "But you can't detect the murderous intent, right? The threat they bring is too small. If you ask me to work hard, I can't get nervous."

This reason was so convincing that Osamu Dazai had to be convinced.

"Then what if someone suppressed the murderous spirit very well?"

He gave an example: "For example, the big brother with black hair, what if he wants to kill you?"

Yao Yan, who was used as an example, was nervous for a while. He didn't "want to kill", but actually "killed the door", although he didn't succeed.

"The killer is to take the life of the target, but in this world, no one can do such a thing."

Xueman said lightly, "Even God can't do it. If that's the case, no matter who comes, I don't need to worry."

"What's for dinner is more important to me than that."

"I can still live without the killer, but I probably won't be able to live without dinner."

When he said this, his expression became serious, and Osamu Dazai couldn't help thinking along with Yukiman's words, and analyzed whether what the other party said was true or false.

Osamu Dazai felt that this should be a joke.

But just like when others regarded his suicide as a performance art, only Dazai Osamu knew that he did commit suicide with the mentality of dying.

It's just that he didn't die in the end.

If he didn't have dinner, would he really die or was Xueman's fabrication?Every sentence of this man's words can be extended to multiple meanings, but he holds the only right of interpretation in his hands, and Osamu Dazai cannot be sure no matter how he analyzes it.

"I lied to you."

Xueman, who successfully played with curly hair, said with a smile: "Smartness is always mistaken by cleverness. I was just joking with you. Don't be so serious."

"..."

Osamu Dazai puffed up his cheeks, turning into a puffer fish in anger.

In the next month, Osamu Dazai became Xueman's follower, and he would come to the dim sum shop to report every day, and he would provoke the relationship between cat and mouse every day, stand here today and stand there tomorrow, the three of you come and go Mixed with sword light and sword shadow, it can be called a unique skill.

By the way, before Ah Jia's animal instinct (?), no matter how gaudy Dazai Osamu said, Ah Jia would not be fooled.Dazai who flirts with Ah Jia will always be punched flying by the other party, and the Band-Aid on his face needs to be replaced every day.

And Yuki Natsume, who goes to Higurashi Shrine every week to study with Momoki Jingjing, unexpectedly became friends with Nakahara Naka.

Before the two of them came into contact with Zhongye, they were informed of Zhongye's identity by Xueman.After seeing the strangeness of Miraculous Dazai, the two were full of apprehension when they met Zhongye for the first time, for fear of encountering Miraculous Dazai 2.0.

It's not that Miraculous Dazai is annoying... In fact, neither Xuetu nor Natsume thinks that the child who is acting like a baby next to Xueman has a bad nature.

After all, if it was really bad, Xueman would not keep him by his side to cause trouble for himself.

It's just that at certain times, the child's eyes showed that Xuetu and Natsume instinctively resisted.

What's more, Dazai Osamu is too cute to act like a baby!

Crying children have sweets, and Dazai Osamu who can act like a baby can hold them high.Dazai, who can always get Yukiman's pat on the head, is the object of Xuetu's envy.

——He also wants to act like a baby TAT, but he has grown up and can no longer act like a child to Xueman TAT

——Is this how Toya feels when she sees Sakura acting like a baby to her mother?Taoya, you have worked too hard as an older brother TAT

Taoya: I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense.

So when Snow Rabbit came into contact with the well-behaved Nakahara Chuya, he only had one feeling, that is, he got a little comfort from the heart that was hit by Osamu Dazai.

It's great that not all cyborgs are like Osamu Dazai.

Natsume's feeling is not as deep as that of Xuetu, but compared with Dazai Osamu's gaudy words, Chuya's concise words are like spring water, and they sound refreshing.

The temperament of the other party is gradually approaching to Kikyo. When we first met, it was cold and difficult to touch, but once we realized the softness hidden under the ice shell, we no longer felt scary.

All in all, he, Natsume Takashi, recognized Chuya Nakahara as his little partner.

And in the training of archery, he even discovered the cuteness of his little friend.

"Come on Zhongye."

Natsume sat on his knees, and gave the little friend standing in front of him an encouraging look: "This time it will definitely work!" It will definitely not break the bowstring!

"……I try my best."

Zhong Yuanzhong also accepted this sentence of encouragement, and slowly drew his bow.

In the previous training, Zhongya Nakahara broke all the bows with his own strength - Kikyo was shocked by Chuya's destructive power. You must know that the bow placed at the Higurashi Shrine was infiltrated with spiritual power. It is of the highest quality when you take it out, and it is not easy to destroy it.

However, the fact is that Zhongyuanzhong has also achieved feats that ordinary people cannot achieve.

In the end, Kikyo gave Chuya the bow that has accompanied him for many years. Today is the first time he has used Kikyo's bow for training. His mood can be described as ups and downs, and his heart is racing up and down.

"Don't be nervous, Chuya."

Snow Rabbit's voice was soft: "The teacher said, it's not your fault that those bows are broken." It's the overflowing power of Huang Ba's vomit.

Nakahara Chuya, who still can't completely control his divine power, always slips out two strands during training, corroding the bowstring.Ordinary bows cannot resist this force, and will only break one after another.

But Kikyo used is different.

Nurturing by her spiritual power for so many years, it is the bow of Kikyo's good partner in battle. If such a chaotic breath can't be stopped, how can it become Kikyo's most convenient weapon.

"I know, don't worry, it will definitely succeed this time."

No longer thinking or worrying, Nakahara also aimed at the bull's-eye, and when the bow bent to a certain critical point, he let go of his fingers.

The flying arrows brought out sparks and lightning along the way.

The power that could not mess with the bow and strings set the target on the arrow, and the flat tail feathers were blown bald.

But in the end, the arrow landed steadily on the target and did not deviate from the target.

"very good."

Kikyo came out from the side and praised Chuya: "Keep this rhythm, as you progress, one day you will not be disturbed by it."

Unexpectedly, Kikyo was watching from the sidelines, Nakahara Chuya's little heart jumped several times in an instant, and then slowly calmed down amidst the praise.

"Snow rabbit and Takashi's practice is also over."

Kikyo's voice is tender and considerate that can only be felt when you carefully taste it: "Mr. Xueman will come over later, you don't need to stay here for additional training."

"Ah Jing, you and I prepare tea and snacks together."

"is teacher."

The taciturn Baimu Gui quietly got up, and left behind Kikyo.

Xuetu and Natsume looked at each other, not quite understanding why their uncle came to the shrine at this time?Is there anything else going on?

"Let's pack up quickly."

Snow rabbit stretched out his hand to hold Natsume, and the two went to take a bath and change clothes together.

Chuya Nakahara stood alone on the training ground, thinking about whether he should go with them.

——If you go, you will meet that bastard mackerel.

Before the person saw him, Chuya's face darkened a bit, and the bow he held in his hand made a slight "creak" sound, which made him let go of it immediately, for fear that the bow that Kikyo gave him would be damaged.

Sure enough, nothing good will happen when you meet Osamu Dazai.

Zhong Yuanzhong also strengthened his inner thoughts.

"I haven't seen Chuya for a month, and I still miss him a little bit."

Walking on the path, Osamu Dazai rubbed his hairstyle that turned into an afro when he was struck by lightning just now, and sighed loudly: "I am also a man who was struck by lightning and survived."

The method of suicide can also be crossed out. Lightning can't kill me at all.

After hearing what he said, the corners of Somoja's mouth twitched violently. Everyone walked past the torii gate without incident, but you were the only one who got hacked. This is what you thought?

Don't ordinary people feel that they have done something wrong and feel very disturbed?

"Yuxi, if you can't walk, I can carry you on my back."

Yaken who was walking beside the little mouse was extremely calm. He heard the bell last time, but this time he came to see the thunderbolt - anyway, it wasn't him who struck him, so it has nothing to do with him, but Yuxi, who was walking out of breath, deserved it more focus on.

"It's okay, I can."

Yuki slowed down a few steps and fell behind a lot, but Ah Jia really didn't want to go up the mountain with Dazai Osamu, and would rather dawdle at the end than compete for the first place at the shrine.

"Then I'll go first."

Osamu Dazai, who didn't seem tired from bouncing around, waved his hands at them, and trotted to catch up with Yukiman who was walking in the front.He held the other party's hand, raised his head and smiled brightly, and the occasional few words that floated over seemed to be telling some jokes.

"Today is to get rid of the curse."

Osamu Dazai said affirmatively: "Speaking of which, at the beginning of the Kusama family, being possessed by the zodiac was regarded as a blessing. Hundreds of years ago, when ghosts and snakes dared to come out to touch them, being able to become an animal was to some extent It is said that it can improve the survival rate."

"It is absolutely true to say that the zodiac signs are loved by God."

"It's a pity that the people of the Cao Mo family regard them as monsters after eating the bonus brought by the zodiac signs, not to mention there is an extra cat. The zodiac signs should kowtow to the cats to thank them. There is no cat to help them bear the burden." Dirty, Zodiac has long since turned into a real monster."

He babbled all the way, and Xueman listened to him with a smile.

Being able to figure out the secrets of the Kusama family within a month, relying on the existence of those little contacts at all... Xueman was a little curious about how Dazai Osamu got these secrets that were kept.

This is the first time he has heard of this, don't look at the fact that Xueman is focusing on the twelve zodiac signs and gods, and seems to be very interested in the Caomo family...

He wasn't really interested in the story behind it at all.

Now that the story is finished, can he be made to give up exchanging tree species?impossible.

"It made my mouth shut."

After pouring out all the information, Osamu Dazai understands why the villain always tells what he has done at the last moment, as if deliberately leaving enough time for the protagonist to rest.

——If you don’t say anything, you’ll be too tired!

After finally designing such an interesting conspiracy, if you don't show it off to the protagonist, won't no one know that he did it?

I have worked so hard for a long time and no one appreciates it, so I will definitely be heartbroken.Osamu Dazai thought proudly, the difference between him and the villain is that he has someone who is on his side and understands him.

"Jiangsu has made tea, just wait for us to go over."

Yukiman patted Osamu Dazai's afro head, his soft black hair was fluffy and soft, and the color changed to sweet cotton candy: "After the 'curse' on Yuki and Aga is exorcised, how about we go to see the people together? "

"Didn't you not let me see you last time?"

Osamu Dazai snorted twice: "Aren't you afraid that my two words will drive her crazy?"

"It is indeed possible."

Xueman thought for a while: "But you speak better. If it were me, she would go crazy without stimulation."

"..." For the first time, I knew that I still had this advantage.

Faced with Osamu Dazai who occasionally felt powerless covering his face, he felt that he seemed to have become some kind of useful tool... Wait a minute, this idea is very dangerous.

He couldn't help turning around and looking towards Sando, Yuki who was trying to walk up came into his eyes, and Aga who was wearing a proud little expression but didn't leave, these two people...

——Hey, it’s good to be a tool man, isn’t it?

——At least I was clearly arranged in a clear state.

"I know."

Osamu Dazai nodded, and accepted Xueman's commission: "Then in exchange, you..." Prepare to give something.

Only when there are exchanges can we continue to communicate, and unilateral contributions have no future.Dazai Tsuke prevents himself from stepping into Yukiman's trap.

"I'll tell you when all the zodiac signs are collected."

Xueman nodded knowingly: "However, I can reveal some gossip to you. They can be exchanged for something. By then, we will not be in this world anymore."

--what?

Osamu Dazai was stunned for a moment, if he understood correctly, the person in front of him would have easily said to go to another world?

"I'm not doing something bad for you, am I?"

Little Curly frowned, and asked Xueman in a low voice: "Although I don't like this world very much, and I don't think that a happy life requires a long, long life, but I have no intention of destroying the world?"

"Where did you think you went?"

Xueman smiled, "I like this world very much." It's just that there are fewer people, which makes him not so happy.

The author has something to say: Today's goal is to watch Wen Ye's IF line, the leader is here to kill me o(*≧▽≦)ツ

The sense of misplacement of Bai Jie Chuan Hei Huo is absolutely amazing, Asagiri can play, the same person can't compare with the official one, I knelt down.

I bought a bottle of special magical perfume, and sprayed it on clothes, quilts and even the table. Its fragrance lasts for a long time, and it still has a faint smell all day long. The only time I spray it is that the fragrance is very short. After half an hour, it evaporates completely. net.

I spray perfume with the amount of toner, but the fragrance can't stay.

I don't deserve it.