Please follow the doctor's advice

After careful calculation, although Li Chaoyue is not young, he has not had much contact with the society. He has lived a life from one ivory tower to another, and has developed a good habit of seeking truth from facts. He can only joke for three seconds. The ridicule must also let others know that he did it on purpose, and he can't live through the night if he has something on his mind.

IQ has broken through the sky, and EQ has returned to basics—or it may be because I don’t want to spend more time on EQ.

That's why Xu Yiren's cold eyes under the lens made him really provoke him.

Li Chaoyue twitched and said: "Okay... just treat it as me. Brother Xu, since you massaged me last time, I always feel uncomfortable where you rubbed - I don't mean that you broke it for me , I just want to scratch like a mosquito bite.”

Mosquitoes... scratching... cysts?

Xu Yiren asked: "What other symptoms? Hematuria? Frequent urination? Urgent urination? Painful urination..."

"Nothing!" Li Chaoyue explained hastily, "There's nothing like this, it's just going downhill."

Xu Yiren has not been exposed to urology content for many years. After thinking about it, he felt that Li Chaoyue had nothing wrong with him. It should be mostly due to psychological effects, so he asked, "Have you had any symptoms similar to cold and fever recently?"

Li Chaoyue: "No."

Xu Yiren: "Did you pay attention to hygiene before and after sex?"

Li Chaoyue collapsed: "Where did I get my sex life..."

Xu Yiren was serious: "It counts as my own."

Li Chaoyue replied in a low voice: "... Pay attention."

"You're fine," Xu Yiren asked after thinking about it, "Did you operate any improper equipment?"

Li Chaoyue fidgeted and scratched his head, as if the tall SUV couldn't hold him: "No, Brother Xu, do you know what I'm talking about? How does this machine work?"

"That's a lot." Xu Yiren replied calmly, "You can put anything in it, except special supplies, such as ham, cucumbers, carrots, eggplants, light bulbs, rolling pins, flashlights, handlebars, batteries, shovels... ..."

Li Chaoyue was shocked and grabbed the grip on the roof: "How can the battery get wet? How can the shovel be put in!"

He felt that he would never be able to face the shovel again when he returned to his hometown!

"The end of the shovel you hold is not the end of the shovel. There are live ones, such as eels." Xu Yiren said leisurely while driving, "There are also things in front, such as toothpicks, cotton swabs, necklaces, earphone cords, Chargers, radio antennas, chopsticks, these things are actually not suitable to put in, and they were sent to the hospital due to careless disinfection and improper operation. In addition to being stuck in the body and not being able to get them out, there are also things that cause various inflammations and perforations , it is also possible that the part fell into the bladder and I didn't know it at first."

Li Chaoyue suddenly felt a chill in his back: "...What should we do next?"

"What to do, what to do." Xu Yiren's expression was as calm as Qian Fan's, "Take a picture and see, if you can pinch it, you can pinch it out, if you can't pinch it, you can use the knife, if it falls off, you can cut it and take it out. If you need to chop it up, you can chop it up, if you need it, you can sew it up, if you mend it, you can make do with it, and if you really can’t use it, you can make a fistula or hang a bag. So you are?"

"I definitely didn't!" Li Chao promised, "I just pressed it, but I didn't press it."

Xu Yiren slammed into the direction and pulled over abruptly. Fortunately, there were few cars at night and did not cause a rear-end collision: "Who gave you the push!"

"No... no one pressed it for me," Li Chaoyue was taken aback suddenly, "I tried it when I was taking a shower, but nothing was pressed, and I didn't even go in..."

"Oh." Xu Yiren drove the car back to the driveway again, "It's not easy to enter in an upright position, there is no special lubrication, and the angle is not easy to find."

The two arrived at the downstairs of Li Chaoyue's apartment in silence, Xu Yiren habitually said "Go back and rest early" but he didn't see him get off the car, so he couldn't help but take another look.

Li Chaoyue murmured, "Brother Xu, let me ask you."

"Ok?"

"Purely academic, there is no other meaning, just to understand."

"Ah."

"Where I am, can I press it myself?"

"..." Xu Yiren looked at his fingers and estimated the length, "Theoretically, it should be possible. The anal opening is about 7 to 10 centimeters, and it's a bit difficult for you to find it yourself. It's not easy to enter while standing, you can choose left Positions such as lying on the side, lithotomy position, chest-knee position, and bending forward will be easier to find. You... Try it. Remember to lubricate it well, don’t use water, the water is easy to dry, there are lubricants sold in supermarkets, don’t Just kidding, if you can't, go get a bottle of paraffin oil from me... No, what are you doing with this?"

"Hey, I'm just asking a purely academic question. You sound like I'm going to do it myself." Li Chaoyue opened the door and got out of the car, "Let's go, Brother Xu."

"Yeah." Xu Yiren worried, lowered the car window and added, "Call me if you need anything."

"Really?" Li Chaoyue leaned back on the window frame of the car, "Which supermarket is not closed now, you can take me there by the way."

"..." Xu Yiren asked, "What are you going to buy so late?"

Li Chaoyue thought about it: "Well... buy some fruit, didn't you tell me to eat more fruit?"

Xu Yiren looked at him and nodded, "Oh, there seems to be 711 ahead."

Li Chaoyue entered the supermarket and looked at the people around him: "Brother Xu...do you also buy fruit?"

"Oh, I want to eat it too." Xu Yiren took a basket and began to pick out a pack of packaged fruits, "Autumn is here, you can eat more low-sugar and high-fiber cucumbers and tomatoes, I don't believe you if you eat ten a day Can it be... um?"

Xu Yiren picked it seriously, and when he turned around, he realized that Li Chaoyue was no longer in the fresh food section.

The small container of 7-11 is so tall and short, you can find where Li Chaoyue is at a glance, Xu Yiren calmly put the basket in front of the cash register and walked over, reached out and took a bottle of a well-known brand lubricant from the shelf Potion, looked at the ingredients, and said, "This will do."

"It still has a cherry flavor?" Li Chaoyue took another red bottle from the side, opened the lid and smelled it: "Hey, it really has a cherry flavor."

"This is not good." Xu Yiren glanced at it, "The fragrance is all made of essence, and the intestines can't bear it."

Li Chaoyue said casually: "The added flavor is also food grade, right?"

Xu Yiren pulled it out of his hand: "Do you still want to eat?"

"Hey," Li Chaoyue looked at his empty palms, "Brother Xu, you have strong hands, don't let others pinch them, then take the one you held."

"A total of 117 yuan, this box is a gift for this." The cashier boy pointed to the lubricant, took a box of condoms and put them in the bag, "May I pay by card or cash?"

"Swipe the card." Xu Yiren paid the bill naturally, and handed the bag to Li Chaoyue, "Go back."

When he got downstairs, Li Chaoyue took out his mobile phone and took a look: "Oh, it's already twelve o'clock. Brother Xu, are you still going to work tomorrow?"

"Which day do I not go to work?" Xu Yiren replied flatly, "7 x 12 hours, almost all year round."

"So busy, it's a good thing I didn't become a doctor...By the way, Brother Xu, after I changed the campus, will you live by yourself for the next few years?"

if not?Who else?

There are six people in the dormitory.

Needless to say, Lin Lang was pampered, rich and expensive, and he had to eat smoking in winter and ice-cold food in summer, there were not ten people who could not serve him.As soon as the freshman year was over, he couldn't wait to go home and live. I heard that he had a villa in a high-end residential area near the school, with luxury cars in and out.

The other is a fairy tale. I applied for a day school in the first semester of my freshman year, and went to develop a side job to make money.

The other two had poor heat resistance, and couldn't stand the lack of air conditioning in the dormitory, so they happily went out to share the apartment, and only returned to the dormitory when it rained or snowed and the roads were difficult to walk.Hearing that the conditions of the house are good, Xu Yiren and Li Chaoyue were invited to share the room, but they refused because it was inconvenient to go to class.

Almost only Xu Yiren and Li Chaoyue lived in the dormitory for the whole sophomore year.

Xu Yiren has a family and doesn't want to go back.One of his father's hobbies is to compare "other people's children" with Xu Yiren. No matter how good his psychological quality is, he will inevitably feel uncomfortable if he listens to it too much. He had to listen to it in the past ten years, and finally lived in school. Now, with a place to hide, Xu Yiren was even more reluctant to go back and listen.

Li Chaoyue lives in another place and has no place to go, so the two of them have been right for a whole year.

It wasn't until Li Chaoyue had been away for a while since he changed his department that Xu Yiren realized that he would have to bring his keys when he went out in the future.

Although the other four people don't live here, they still have their beds after paying the accommodation fee.If the school arranges for new students to live in, they can only live in Li Chaoyue's original bed.

I'm really worried that someone who doesn't pay attention to hygiene will live in the opposite bed with him - Xu Yiren has been influenced by his mother since he was a child, and he has a bit of a cleanliness addiction.

It's definitely not because Li Chaoyue lived in that bed.

As for the screams when passing by the open-air basketball court, it is a normal reaction of all human beings to take a second look.

Isn't it every student's dream to live in a whole dormitory by himself?No one disturbs rest, no one pollutes the air, no one wakes up in the morning to rush to the toilet.

"Yeah. Live alone." Xu Yiren said, "No one snores anymore."

Li Chaoyue let out a "tow": "Do you dislike me? No one is bothering you anymore, but no one is chatting with you in the middle of the night. Hey, did you secretly take your girlfriend back? You are at the right time and place." and ah."

Xu Yiren replied without thinking, "I don't have a girlfriend, I didn't have time to talk about it before."

"What about now? How are you and that Zhou Lei doing?"

Xu Yiren glanced at him helplessly: "There is no time now. Do you think it's the same as seeing you? We met after ten o'clock in the evening, and the nonsense lasted until one or two o'clock? Which woman can stand such a date? And Zhou Lei I met you the last time I met you, and I haven’t seen you again until now. Go up, if you don’t sleep, it’s dawn.”

"Oh, yes, it's almost dawn." Li Chaoyue raised his head and looked at the dark sky symbolically, "Why don't you go, stay with me today, this time you sleep in bed, I sleep land."

Xu Yiren looked at the convenience bag in the supermarket, and then at him.

Li Chaoyue couldn't hold back anymore: "It's just right, come and give me technical guidance by the way."