Dear, your style is wrong! [Quick Transmigration]

Don't worry if you have too much debt, Li Hang even dared to pretend to be the old man of the little devil, and it would be a trivial matter for him to put on another human mage's vest.With the blessing of the puppet mage's vest, Li Hang became the behind-the-scenes boss of Locke's self-defense force, and settled down in Locke, perfectly avoiding the escape trip to Tibet.

If there is anything that makes Li Hang feel bad about living in Locke, it is when he spends time with his father and son——

The little devil has a special physique. He is growing at a speed visible to the naked eye every day. The magic power needed for physical growth can be taken care of by himself, but the other half of the energy needed for the growth of human blood can only be obtained by eating human food. Well, the little devil's stomach is a bottomless pit.

Locke's bandits often see such scenes.

Little devil: "Father, I'm hungry."

Li Hang offered to feed.

Little devil: "Father, I'm hungry again."

Li Hang continued to feed.

The little devil hasn't said anything yet.

Li Hang: "Son, are you hungry? Come on, I just asked the kitchen to make you a midnight snack. It's very delicious."

Robbers of Locke:  …

A big pot of rice and two big pots of meat are enough for ten grown men to eat until they are full, so there is so much food just for a supper?Either the body of this false devil son has been transformed beyond recognition, or this insane puppet mage is torturing the poor false devil son with the torture of eating.For this reason, Locke's robbers also started a private gamble, and more than [-]% of them suppressed the latter.

That puppet mage is really scary...

What made the robbers even more terrified was that the puppet mage didn't mind torturing the false devil's son, but forced the false devil's son to be equal to his father and son.

Playing father and son PLAY is too perverted!

Sure enough, people are all compared. Compared with the puppet mage, Locke's robbers feel that they are not so scumbags, at least they have never had a habit of torturing captives.

In addition to daily feeding, Li Hang also has a father-son routine that he loves very much, which is to bathe the little devil every day.

Of course it wasn't because Li Hang had any special hobbies, he did it to collect the dark history of the little devil.Li Hang is not the old devil king, and when this secret is exposed, they are likely to turn against each other.

Li Hang's force value is definitely not up to the little devil, so he can only find another way.When they were confronting each other, Li Hang said to the little devil in a deep voice: Have you forgotten the kindness I gave you to wash your fart (xiao) butt (jiji) back then?The lethality is absolutely outstanding.

With an ulterior secret in his heart, Li Hang would bathe the little devil on time every day, regardless of the wind or rain.

So there is this scene:

Li Hang skillfully stripped off the little devil's clothes, "Son, let's go wash for nothing."

The little devil had a dark face, and the bandits of Locke who happened to pass by looked at Li Hang as if they were looking at a pervert.

Li Hang carefully cleaned every part of the little devil's body.

The little devil kept a still posture with a dark face, and quietly blocked Li Hang's hands from touching some unspeakable parts with his devilish energy.

Li Hang reasoned with the little devil, "Son, be good, let me wash your ass, okay?"

The little devil silently refused, and Li Hang could only sigh regretfully.

Locke's robbers passing by by chance didn't know the little devil's silent resistance, and they looked at Li Hang as if they were looking at a super pervert.

After finally taking a bath, Li Hang carried the little devil out of the bathtub, but he didn't put any clothes on the little devil, and only put an adult's coat on the little devil.The little devil grows too fast, and the old clothes bought in the village are no longer suitable for wearing. Li Hang doesn't intend to ask Locke's people for baby clothes, lest they realize that the little devil's growth rate is different from ordinary people. .

Locke's robbers didn't know Li Hang's thoughts, they only saw the appearance of Li Hang making the little devil naked.

Based on their various misunderstandings about Li Hang, they came to a terrible conclusion.

That puppet mage not only likes to play father and son PLAY, but also is a big pervert with pedophilia. He likes to see the looming baby's body the most!

Overnight, all the children from zero to ten years old in the Locke base area were locked at home and were not allowed to show their faces. The children's laughter disappeared from the streets and alleys of the Locke base area.

The little devil with keen five senses knows all about Locke's abnormal behavior.

The little devil was so angry that his lungs would explode. He felt that he had been insulted, and he wished to devour all the flesh and blood of Locke's robbers and make them into skeleton puppets.But the little devil didn't turn his thoughts into actions, because Li Hang was splashed with much more dirty water than the little devil, and Li Hang hadn't acted yet, how could the little devil dare to do it first.

After the little devil had been patient for a while, the rumors spread more and more, and the little devil's patience was exhausted.

One night, after Li Hang finished telling the little devil a bedtime story according to human practice, Li Hang cryptically said to Li Hang who was sleeping next to him: "Dad, there is something I want to tell you..."

"What's the matter?" Li Hang raised his head and looked at the little devil, "Could it be that the way humans raise their cubs has worked, making you stronger?"

"...I haven't become stronger." The little devil's momentum weakened, and the father spent so much time taking care of him, but he didn't give him anything in return.No, there should be rewards, he gained a lot of weight.

Li Hang yawned, showing a lack of interest, "Oh, what's that?"

The little devil gritted his white teeth hard, "Locke's rude humans...don't daddy mind their offense at all?"

Locke's robbers were very afraid of Li Hang, and never said a word of no in front of Li Hang. Li Hang only knew that they had a problem, but didn't know what the problem was, so Li Hang was extremely calm.

"Are their thoughts worth my attention?"

The little devil suddenly felt that he was weak, could he really catch up with the great father?

Li Hang said calmly: "However, if you mind, son, I will deal with it."

"Turn Locke into a blood pool hell..." The little devil reflexively thought of the bloodiest way to deal with it.

How could Li Hang allow the little devil to play off? He adjusted his emotions and said softly: "My silly son, does Locke have high-level mages? Does Locke have high-level warriors? Are there special races like elves?"

High-level ability users and special races are not Chinese cabbages that can be seen everywhere. The little devil shook his head, "Locke's strongest ability user is a fourth-level space mage, and the others should be all ability users below the third level."

In fact, the ability of the fourth level can't catch the little devil's eyes at all. The little devil can remember the space mage because Li Hang once used the word "pig teammate" to describe him. Although he doesn't know what the pig teammate means, the little devil The head subconsciously remembered Li Hang's words.

Li Hang nodded seriously, "That's right, the quality of Locke's flesh and blood is too poor. The material is too poor, and the blood pool hell made out is probably even worse than the medicine you drink every day."

It was good that Li Hang didn't mention the potion, but when he mentioned the potion, the little devil's face distorted immediately.

Li Hang made a fool of himself, "Don't worry, I will take care of them. Garbage also has the effect of garbage, just wait and see."

The next day, after Locke had been doing nothing for half a month, Li Hang asked Bill to gather all Locke's robbers together for the first time.

Li Hang sat on the main seat, his aura completely crushing the robbers present. "The Locke Self-Defense Force has heard the order. We will attack the Yate Thief Group and the Yate Thieves Group within three months. I want the gold silk of the Iron Feather Pirates, and the Fire Meteorite of the Yate Thieves. The rest is up to you. distribute."

Bilten stood up abruptly, and he slammed the tabletop hard, with such force that the hard marble could not withstand the pressure and cracked.

"The Iron Feather Pirates and the Art Thieves are Locke's mortal enemies. If we could defeat them, we would have done it long ago. Do you still need to order us! I don't care if you want to use gold silk as diapers, or take Fire Meteorite is used as a baby toy, if you want it, you can get it yourself, don't pull us!"

It was not for nothing that Li Hang stayed in Locke for more than half a month. He knew that Bill would be impulsive, and he had already prepared countermeasures.Li Hang looked at the person beside Bill, "Hey, that space mage. It's time for you to appear."

The space mage is worthy of being a pig teammate who specializes in pitting Bill. He stood up innocently, "At six o'clock this morning, Chief Pullman asked me to use space magic to send a battle post to the Iron Feather Pirates and the Art Thieves. I went out, and I also received a reply that agreed to the decisive battle."

The space mage took out two battle cards from his arms and handed them to Bill.

Bill:  …

The rest of the Locke robbers: ...

If it weren't for the protective barrier of the Locke Self-Defense Forces, space mages were needed to sit in the town, and they would have to kill their companions every minute.

Li Hang looked calmly at the Locke robbers who had nothing to love, "The other party agreed to the decisive battle so easily, it is obvious that they underestimated you, and did not take the Locke Self-Defense Force seriously. Are you really going to swallow this breath? Just let it go." Right. If you really can’t beat it, isn’t there me here?”

#Even if we can't do you, there is still that puppet mage#

Under the blessing of this powerful BUFF, the Locke Self-Defense Force fought against their old opponents in full swing. Naturally, their attention to the strange father-son PLAY dropped.

The Locke Self-Defense Forces' declaration of war against the Iron Feather Pirates and the Art Thieves eventually turned into a three-way melee.In the end, under the suppression of the puppet mage, the melee ended with the tragic victory of the Locke Self-Defense Force.

Li Hang's original intention was to weaken the power of the Locke Self-Defense Force, and by the way, use the excess power of the Locke Self-Defense Force to clean up other social cancers.

After the three-way melee, the news that the notorious puppet mage had allied with the Locke Self-Defense Force spread throughout the circle of illegal forces.The rightful master, who was falsely used by Li Hang as a puppet mage, came looking for him in a hurry.

A thin man wearing a mage's robe appeared in front of Li Hang holding a thin child with mottled gray hair in his arms.

The man's face was gloomy and cold, and his whole body exuded an aura that I was not easy to mess with. He looked at Li Hang, who was hugging the child in his arms like him, and his expression became even worse. "Is it you who pretended to be me?"

Li Hang put down the children's enlightenment book he was half-reading to the little devil, "To be precise, they mistook me for you on their own initiative."

The man looked at Li Hang, then at the little devil, and said with a sneer, "I don't care if you pretend to be me, or someone misidentifies you. Now, I want you..."