[Comprehensive] I am exactly the same as the villain

After Ishihara Hiiragi worked so hard to deal with the difficult guy Maomata, he endured the pain and called Mr. Ghost Lamp.

Mr. Ghost Lantern seemed surprised, and he opened his mouth and asked, "Are you still alive?"

... How much you want him to die soon, even if the job after death has been determined unilaterally by you, please let me live until I am seventy and eighty, thank you.

"I'm still alive, although I was injured a little bit." Ishihara Hiiragi hung one arm. Anyway, Mr. Ghost Lantern has this attitude towards everyone. If you have to mind, wait until you go to hell.Ishihara Hiiragi talked to Ghost Lantern, looked at the cat on the ground, and asked Ghost Lantern: "What about the cat? It seems to be breathing... But can a cat that came out of hell really be considered alive?"

The ghost lamp said: "I will send a few jailers to bring the cat back to hell, so you don't have to worry about it. I will even hand over your reward to the jailers and let them hand it over to you. Speaking of which, the cat was originally in hell." Born, lived for a long time, but it is not so easy to die. Although I personally think it is better to die, so that it will change from a monster in hell to a general dead, and the cat made trouble here again, I can also let it return with interest."

Although he always spoke in a flat tone without ups and downs, but for some reason, Ishihara Hiiragi read quite gnashing of teeth from it.

"Really, haha... Ah, by the way, can I ask Mr. Ghost Lantern to bring me some wound medicine and the like? My side is also quite miserable in order to deal with him."

"As tragic as death?"

"... Except for the bruises, there is only one arm that is more serious, probably a comminuted fracture. If Mr. Ghost Lantern, you think this is as tragic as death, I have no objection." Ishihara Hiiragi replied helplessly: "Please gone."

The ghost lamp paused, and then said: "No, the matter about the cat is that our hell has troubled you. Hell has recently added a few new departments, and the guys from the West will come over from time to time to make some meaningless visits. King Yan Mo And other people in power can't leave at will - those who can leave are all useless guys. It really helps me a lot to have you in this world."

Unless it was the last time that Yuyi Fox and Abe Seimei broke the iron rules of hell, controlled life and death, and once a year at a special time, a large number of jailers would come from hell to the outside world.For the rest of the matter, if Ghost Lantern wants to do it himself, it will take a lot of time to approve it.

Obviously a few months ago, only the permission of King Yan Mo was needed and there would be no problem.

Ghost Lamp thought about the cumbersome and troublesome approval conditions and paperwork requirements, and the pressure of the whole person suddenly dropped several levels.

"It will be there in about 10 minutes, Shi Yuan, please pray that ordinary people passing by will not find you." After the ghost lamp finished speaking, he hung up the phone directly.

Then, he ordered the four jailers around him, and gave them the wound medicine he got in Bai Ze, and some things that are very precious to the ghost lamp: "The wound medicine, and the medicine entrusted to him this time As a reward, you guys give these to Ishihara Hiiragi, and then bring the cat back—if you can’t even bring back a dying cat this time, you go and make me stones to increase the blood pool’s 'blood level'. "

Several people trembled and bowed ninety degrees: "Please rest assured!"

Mr. Ghost Lantern can really do this kind of thing, the guy who adopted Maoyou without finding out the origin, no one knows where he is at this time.

If it is not the hands of Mr. Ghost Lantern, I will not believe it even if I die.

This is the voice of all jailers.

Therefore, if they really can't complete this matter, they will definitely become a stone in the pool of blood!

The jailers ran away in a panic.

On the other side, Ishihara Hiiragi was biting his clothes with his mouth because of a broken arm that caused his entire arm to become congested and swollen, and then carefully opened the sleeve with a knife. Every time he accidentally touched this arm, he waited for him It was a sharp and piercing pain.

After finally destroying one sleeve of his clothes, Ishihara Hiiragi went to Maomata's head, and pulled out the demon-eliminating knife given to him by the onmyoji of Hanakain's family from Maomata's mouth.

After all, it is not your own thing, and it will be returned to others in a few days.

Just when Ishihara Hiiragi was thinking this way, there was some movement around him.Could it be that the cat is not dead yet? !Ishihara Hiiragi turned around abruptly, holding the knife with his uninjured hand, aiming the blade at Neko Mata's head.

I saw Mao Mata's body twitching violently a few times, under Ishihara Hiiragi's surprised eyes, it shrank a little bit, and within a few seconds, it became no different from an ordinary cat.

Is this the normal size of a cat?

Just when Ishihara Hiiragi wanted to touch Maomata, from somewhere in the distance, the shadows of about four people appeared, walking slowly towards him step by step.

There are still people passing by this kind of town at this time... Ishihara Hiiragi glanced at his own situation, and then at Maomata who basically had no hope of surviving on the ground. , he should be on the headlines tomorrow.

Find a place to hide first.Ishihara Hiiragi bent down and grabbed Mao Mata's back neck, and looked around, but the people walking over there seemed to have spotted him long ago, and shouted from a distance: "Is it Mr. Ishihara Hiiragi?"

I still know his name, is it...

Ishihara Hiiragi took a few steps forward, and under the old light, he could clearly see the appearance of the visitor.

He breathed a sigh of relief, he was indeed a jailer from hell.

Although the four people are different in height, the only thing they have in common is that they have ghost horns that humans will never grow on their heads. "Mr. Ghost Lantern's men?"

The leader nodded quickly: "Yes, Mr. Ghost Lantern, please come and take the cat back to hell, ah! And these!"

As the ghost said, he took something from the cart that was moving confidently forward despite the fact that there was no one behind him, and handed it to Ishihara Hiiragi: "This is wound medicine, and there is your reward."

Ishihara Hiiragi handed the cat to them again, and swallowed the wound medicine that was made into a pill.The wound medicine took effect quickly, and the moment he just took it, Ishihara Hiiragi felt that he was much better.Now, he began to look at the reward Mr. Ghost Lantern gave him.

Probably like last time, it’s gems or something——

Ishihara Hiiragi stared at the goldfish that appeared at some point in front of him, saying, is this a goldfish? !

Can goldfish in hell still live on land? !

Ishihara Hiiragi stared blankly at the goldfish swinging in the wind, turned his neck, and looked at the jailer who was locking the cat in an iron cage on the cart: "Sorry, I have a little question... Excuse me, this is What?"

The jailer turned his head, suddenly realized, and explained: "That is a special product of our hell, snapdragon grass! This plant is very loved by Mr. Ghost Lantern."

As he spoke, another jailer also answered, "I also heard that this is the descendant of the snapdragon that holds the record for the largest size in the entire hell!"

"The largest snapdragon seems to be raised by Mr. Ghost Lamp, right?"

They were talking one by one, but Ishihara Hiiragi had already looked down, because he had just discovered that this goldfish was not floating alone in the air, but... under his stomach, there were plant stems supporting him , Looking down along the stem, it is a big flower pot.

goldfish?Snapdragon?

Ishihara Hiiragi's eyes returned to the goldfish's face, and then saw the goldfish shake its body a few times, and then opened its mouth slightly...

"Karwa oh oh oh oh—"

What a disgusting cry!Wait a minute, it still screams, is this thing an animal or a plant? !Does it belong to the category of animals and plants? !Speaking of hell, there really is everything, as long as he thinks about this...animals and plants, well, if the things of animals and plants come from hell, he doesn't think it's strange at all!

Ishihara Hiiragi's mind was in chaos.

He silently distanced himself from the snapdragon grass, pointed at the strange creature and asked, "Then... what is the use of this?"

"Snapdragon is a favorite pet of many of us! A good snapdragon is very expensive. The color of Mr. Ghost Lamp's is slightly different from the general one, and both parents have certificates of pedigree. The mother is currently the oldest. I heard that if you sell it, the money you get can cover the most beautiful woman in hell for a whole life! His shout just now is simply wonderfully disgusting, it is worthy of being the snapdragon cultivated by Mr. Ghost Lamp!"

The jailer looked at the snapdragon beside Ishihara Hiiragi with some envy.

Ishihara Hiiragi: "..."

What to do, I keep thinking that I took the snapdragon to participate in the pet competition and took No. 1. My own snapdragon keeps making disgusting tweets...

Just after the jailer finished speaking, another jailer frowned and refuted his words: "That's not the case, snapdragon grass can not only be used as a pet, but also has great medicinal value all over its body! The dried snapdragon grass is the It is a medicinal material that even the divine beast Bai Ze in the kingdom of heaven respects!"

Ishihara Hiiragi: "...Oh."

By the way, can this stuff still be eaten? !

"Hmph, you are all too superficial! Let me tell you the highest value of snapdragon grass!"

Ishihara Hiiragi and the other two guards looked at the third guy who spoke, and the jailer said: "You know? When entertaining the demons from the west, one of the recipes in our hell, snapdragon sashimi, is the most important one." Dishes! Its delicacy can be compared with French foie gras! And because the snapdragon is not considered an animal, but has the same nutrition as an animal, it is also strongly recommended by many vegetarians!"

Ishihara Hiiragi: "..."

This thing is not only edible, it also sounds delicious, right? !

Enough is enough, he no longer wants to know about snapdragon.Ishihara Hiiragi glanced at the snapdragon, wondering how to bring it back?If you take it on the train, you probably won't be able to escape the news headlines tomorrow morning...

But we can't let the other party grow here...

But fortunately, when he told the jailers about his headache, the jailers told him that he could send Ishihara Hiiragi to his home by the way.Before leaving, the jailers also took away a large number of undead, ranging from animals to humans.The cats have settled here again, and the jailers have no scruples about bringing them back from this world to hell.

Ishihara Hiiragi called the police again, and then sat on the cart with the snapdragon flower pot in his arms. The cart seemed to be quite slow, but in fact...it was also very slow.But there is an advantage, that is, most people can't see this cart at all.

Although Ishihara Hiiragi woke up from a nap, he hadn't reached his destination yet.

After he woke up, he squeezed his arm, but he still couldn't move. He should go to the hospital to take an X-ray, and maybe he will have to have an operation.

Ishihara Hiiragi finally got home, he jumped off the scooter at the door, and the snapdragon also jumped off? !

How many steps did you follow him? !

Ishihara Hiiragi almost fell to the ground, the kind with his face on the ground.

He stared at the flowerpot of the snapdragon. What is buried in the soil is not the part of the plant, but the part of the animal? !

Imagine something thick shaking in that basin... This is a bit too scary!

Is it really okay to put it at home? !I always feel like I can eat people!

Shi Yuan grabbed the jailer's clothes: "This... what are you feeding?" He looked at the snapdragon grass, and if he got any fresh human blood or fresh human liver, he would immediately chop it into pieces!However, the answer given by the jailer was extremely simple, as long as it was watered every day, it was enough, and even fertilizer was not needed.

Ishihara Hiiragi watched them leave, then looked back at the snapdragon following him, sighed helplessly, took two steps, and tried to call the snapdragon to come over, the snapdragon stared at the calm and unwavering eyeballs, two seconds later , just jumped over the flowerpot.

The pots are really strong.

Ishihara Hiiragi opened the door of the house, and after hearing the sound, the Yuki girl in the house came out to greet him quickly, "Master Ishihara, I smell a lot of blood, you are fine..." Before he could finish speaking, he looked at the snapdragon, and was stunned. Silly in there.

"Master Shi, Ishihara! There is an unknown goldfish monster!!" Xuenv raised her hand in a defensive posture, but kept retreating.

The snapdragon shook its fins, and then opened its mouth: "Gah-wah--"

"Damn it, see if I don't freeze you into—"

"Yuki!" Ishihara Hiiragi covered his ears with one hand, and hurriedly told him about the snapdragon: "Don't worry, it's not a monster! It's just a plant and animal called snapdragon!"

"Huh?" Xue Nu repeated almost crying: "Animals and plants?"

Ishihara Hiiragi put everything on the table and nodded: "The combination of animals and plants, referred to as animals and plants."

...Master Ishihara, please don't lie to me that the definition of animals and plants is not this!

Xue Nu looked back and forth at the snapdragon with rather distrustful eyes.

"Solve the monster matter... Then send me a thank you gift. Keep it first, it is said that it can be eaten." After Ishihara Hiiragi said the effect, Yukio's suspicious eyes did not change at all, and her face was full of "this thing can be eaten." eat? ' of mistrust.

In fact, Ishihara Hiiragi was also suspicious.

"Then let's raise it first...but...where should I put it? Do I want to bask in the sun?"

Then, Xuenv stared, and saw the snapdragon shake her body, and ran to a corner illuminated by the sun, her eyes, which had been open all the time, were also half-closed.

"...Xue Nu, I got hurt a little and have to go to the hospital, I went upstairs to change!"

"...Ishihara-sama, please wait a moment and don't leave me here alone!"

In the end, Ishihara Hiiragi went to the hospital with Yukino, which was somewhat beyond Ishihara Hiiragi's expectations. He thought that surgery on his arm, which was patted by the cat's paw, was a certainty.No matter how effective the wound medicine Mr. Ghost Lantern gave him is, the cracks in the bones may grow faster, but the bones that have been broken, could it be possible for them to return to their respective positions——

From the x-ray point of view, it is true.

The bones on Ishihara Hiiragi's arm were cracked in many places. Although a plaster cast had to be worn for at least three months, there was no need for surgery at all.

Although the doctor said it wasn't that serious, Xue Nu was still very worried. On the way back, she kept telling him what he could and couldn't do, and he said that it was still on the snapdragon at home.

Xuenv firmly believed that it was a monster!Never leave it at home like this!

What should I do if one day suddenly violently hurts someone!

As for the saying that it seems to be edible, Xue Nu doesn't believe it at all.

But Xue Nu failed to throw this snapdragon out to fend for itself.

Because when Natsume Takashi came back, he brought two classmates, Conan and Haibara, to play together, so he naturally saw the snapdragon.

When Ishihara Hiiragi came back from the hospital with his hands in plaster, he saw three children with surprised faces, squatting motionless in front of the snapdragon, staring up at the snapdragon.

The snapdragon grass that looks as if it will dissect you in the next second is as stable as Mount Tai... It really is a product from hell... No, it should be said that it is indeed a pet that Mr. Ghost Lamp once kept!

"Takashi! Ishihara-sama is back safely!" Natsume Takashi turned around and saw Ishihara Hiiragi smiling at him, so he didn't care about the goldfish growing on the tree for no reason, and flew towards him, but stopped halfway Che: "Uncle Hiiragi, hands..."

"It's okay." Ishihara Hiiragi knocked on the plaster with a smile: "It's just a cracked bone. You don't even need surgery, and it will grow back on its own. Just like Guizhi, you once accidentally cut your finger, and then you didn't go It's as if the scars will heal by themselves."

Natsume Takashi went to see Yukino again, and when he saw Yuki nodding with a smile, he rushed forward with confidence and let Ishihara Hiiragi hold him with one hand.

"Then, what is that goldfish?"

Natsume Takashi asked impatiently.

Ishihara Hiiragi was silent for a while, and glanced at the goldfish that was still resting under the sun with its eyes closed. How should I answer?Spare food?medicine?Do you want him to say... a pet?

While Ishihara Hiiragi was thinking, Conan and Xiao Ai also came over. Although they didn't speak, their meaning was very clear. They just wanted to know why a goldfish that seemed to be alive grew out of the tree!

When Conan and Haibara saw the snapdragon, all the biological knowledge they had learned in this life were crying!

"That...animals and plants. The thank-you gift I received from the demon queen this time, by the way, that person gave something else, I haven't looked at it yet, it's on the dining table!" Ishihara Hiiragi casually explained, I just laughed and brought the topic to the past.

Animals and plants?

Conan and Haibara glanced at each other, the knowledge of biology was crying loudly!

However, Ishihara Hiiragi didn't intend to explain to them in detail, but ran to check other thank you gifts from Mr. Ghost Lantern.

I hope it will not be such a strange thing as snapdragon.

Some large gemstones look very expensive, but I haven't had time to learn about gemstone identification, so I don't recognize them.Then there are some small things, although the function of some of them still makes him feel quite strange, but Ishihara Hiiragi still breathed a sigh of relief, after all, they are not alive.

"It turns out that this person gave you those precious stones... Is the snapdragon grass outside also his? Where does the person live? Can such things grow on the land of Japan?" Hui Yuanai Holding the gem, carefully put it down, and casually talked to Edogawa.

She was probably the second to calm down.

The first one is Natsume Takashi, who has been used to seeing monsters since he was a child. Although the monster friends can also see it this time, and they look very strange, but... a monster, why is it called a monster?Compared with those ferocious monsters who jumped up to eat him when they saw him, how good is the goldfish!

Don't they just grow on trees, don't make too much fuss, monsters are like this!

After hearing Guizhi's explanation to his human friends, Yukino became deeply worried about his education, and wanted to tell him that although monsters are all strange, no matter how strange they are, there will be no Raoshizi snapdragon!

Can you still eat? !

impossible! !

Anyway, the snapdragon has temporarily become a special decoration in Ishihara Hiiragi's house. When someone comes, they have to hide it. Hiiragi, or follow Natsume Takashi.

Natsume Takashi has also heard the screams of snapdragons. Although Takashi once whispered to Ishihara Hiiragi that it was really not very pleasant to hear, he felt that it was just a special cry of the species and could not be changed, so he would endure it.

In terms of who likes snapdragon the most, Takashi Natsume is probably the No.1 who bears the brunt.

Because Yukino has been thinking about how to throw the snapdragon out, Conan and Xiao Ai just want to dissect it, but Ishihara Hiiragi thinks that it doesn't matter if you get used to it.

One day, when Ishihara Hiiragi told Conan Xiaoai and Kishi that snapdragon grass can actually be eaten as sashimi, everyone's reactions were different.

Conan and Xiao Ai were stunned, we wanted to study whether the body of this thing was a plant or an animal, but you said it was fish? ?

Guizhi cried and hugged the snapdragon, "Uncle Hiiragi, you must swear that you will not touch the little fish!"

When did this snapdragon have its own name?

When Ishihara Hiiragi raised one hand and vowed that he would never make small snapdragon fish into dishes in his life, he thought to himself wonderingly.