Acting King's Daily [Comprehensive British and American]

"First of all, that's not a confession. It's time for you to reflect on your understanding, Toby."

Leonardo stared at Toby, who was sitting across from him, and analyzed calmly, if it was ignored that he was now holding his head in his hands, and just a few seconds ago, his forehead was still knocking on the door frame.

The premise of all this is that Toby described what Leonardo did when he was drunk yesterday from his point of view without any embellishment.

Toby swallowed, he now very much doubted that if he refuted, Leonardo would grab the baseball bat next to him and hit him in the head.Toby didn't think that Leonardo had successfully calmed himself down by knocking on the door frame with his forehead. Now his state was more like the calm before the storm, and the tight string was about to explode.

Toby, who knows current affairs and is a hero, didn't make a sound, but only complained in his heart.

Leonardo stopped talking, and there was a depressive factor in the atmosphere. Toby felt that this was his psychological effect. In order to relax himself, he reached for the coffee cup next to him. Just as he brought it to his mouth, he inadvertently Looking up, he met Leonardo's straight eyes.

Toby shook his hand, and he put the coffee cup on the table, "I've had enough, Leo! Don't you just confess, well, you don't think it's a confession, you just use your own god logic to figure out Erik—"

Before Toby finished speaking, he was forcibly interrupted by Leonardo: "After you heard me say 'just right, me too', you waited for a while and didn't hear me again, and after that your The phone just rang, right?"

Toby almost choked, and he could only nod and nod again.

Leonardo rubbed his face, and an unknown light shot out from his eyes, "Could it be that I didn't call Eric at all, the words you heard are all from me As for Eric calling you, it’s all because he didn’t get through to me. Does that make sense? You see, no matter how drunk I am, I can’t stop calling you. Remember that memory. No, no, the current situation may also be that I have not woken up, I am just dreaming, because in reality I really want to get an answer, so when I dream, I automatically outline a reasonable dream Come to comfort me. Hiss—it hurts! What are you doing, Toby?"

Toby calmly withdrew his hand pressing Leonardo's red and swollen forehead, and twitched the corner of his mouth: "Prove that you are not dreaming now, you are welcome."

"In fact, whether it hurts or not is not very accurate to judge whether a person is dreaming. The human body is very complicated, just like telling a person that his hand is being burned by a flame in the case of psychological suggestion, but Not really, but he still reacts like a burnt hand."

Toby: "..." He really couldn't believe it, is this still Leonardo Junior DiCaprio?Toby almost thought they were really dreaming.

Toby rolled his eyes indistinctly, and said sharply: "You are running away, Leo."

Leonardo stared at Toby, and Toby looked at him fearlessly, then Leonardo deflated like a balloon that was punctured, and he knocked his head on the table again, looking Toby didn't say anything in fear, but couldn't stand it anymore: "I said, it's not a big deal—"

"Shut up!" Leonardo blocked Toby's nonchalant and disgusting words in a muffled voice. He jumped up from the chair as if thinking of something, and rummaged around for a while. , and finally found his mobile phone, he didn't know what he saw, and then fell down again.

Toby reacted a little later, Leonardo was looking at the call record.Well, he ruled out the option of dreaming, and now he's taking chances that he didn't make that call.Toby suddenly wanted to know what new tricks Leonardo could come up with to escape, and the sudden Leonardo rushed over, the kind of rush that he didn't care about when he knocked down a chair: "Toby, Tell me, what did Eric say after I said 'just me too'?"

Toby was so surprised that he almost followed suit, he swallowed his throat: "Uh, I told you, after I realize that you didn't make a sound because you fell asleep, go Look at your phone, it has ended the call." Then his phone rang the next moment, and Toby almost screamed, although he didn't quite know why he wanted to yell at that time. Call, probably because he made himself a psychological construction of "I'm watching a suspense movie" before.

Leonardo let go of the hand holding Toby's arm: "Why are you so useless." He couldn't tell if he was more relieved or disappointed when he heard such an answer.

Why can't he remember?Leonardo thought about tapping his head, which was still suffering from the aftereffects of drunkenness, and Toby, who was still speechless, quickly grabbed his arm: "Then what, don't abuse yourself, let's go better." On the one hand, at least there is no object of marriage proposal at all, and your confession, uh, let’s assume that it is a subtle confession, I think it should at least not arouse Eric Xavier’s disgust, Otherwise, he wouldn't have called me again to inquire about your situation, and asked me to take good care of you."

Toby's belated consolation still played a big role, Leonardo stopped ravaging his head, and after pondering for a while, he asked Toby, "Do you know any professional psychiatrist?"

Toby couldn't keep up with Leonardo's jumping thinking, so he could only ask, "What are you going to do?"

Leonardo answered as a matter of course: "I want him to hypnotize me and remind me of the parts I have forgotten."

Toby said dryly, "Eric Xavier."

Facing Leonardo's gaze of "Are you a fool?", Toby cocked his neck: "What? Am I wrong? He is the psychiatrist with the professional skills you mentioned among the people I know Besides, he is the source of your hypocrisy now, you will have to face him sooner or later, won’t you?”

The more Toby said, the more aggressive he became, forcing Leonardo to face up to the problem: "I'm not hypocritical..."

Toby: "... Mr. Leonardo DiCaprio, is that the point?!"

Toby is really about to be defeated by Leonardo. Fortunately, Leonardo is not without improvement. At least he has passed from "I am dreaming" to "I am not dreaming, and I am not playing that "Talking on the phone" has evolved to the current "I did make that phone call, and I seem to be euphemistically confessing my confession".

And what happened next, Toby... he didn't know!

Yes, he doesn't know anymore.After Leonardo left his house in style that day, until Toby saw him again at the theme party held two weeks later, Toby didn't know the slightest follow-up from Leonardo.

Toby was almost suffocated internally, and complained fiercely in his heart about Leonardo's "forgetting friends after seeing sex", and he felt that he was like the heroine's best friend in an urban love comedy, the one who was thrown away after use. Kind of girlfriends.

This substitution made Toby feel chills, and he felt that he really didn't understand the direction of the story——

At the much-anticipated theme party, Toby, dressed as a lively and cute hobbit who can eat six meals a day, met Leonardo who came to pick him up.Toby couldn't see how Leonardo was feeling for a while, but from the surface, Leonardo didn't look like the eggplant he used to be, and he seemed to be in good spirits Yes, but, "What are you dressed up for?"

"What's the matter? I checked, and wizards are the race mentioned in "The Lord of the Rings." Leonardo said and took out a pipe in a decent manner. A real pipe, filled with tobacco, can be eaten The kind that lit and smoked, not only that, he also bit the pipe and asked vaguely, "How is my restoration?"

Toby looked at Leonardo, who was wearing a pointed wizard hat, a white robe, and a well-made staff. After twitching the corners of his mouth, he pointed out his shortcomings mercilessly: "" The Lord of the Rings does mention wizards, and Gandalf the Gray is the leader of the Fellowship of the Ring, but the Lord of the Rings wizards, there are five of them, if you want to know, in Middle-earth they Is a human figure, but never young, will slowly age, and has superior intelligence and extraordinary skills. Well, it doesn't matter after that, the point I want to make is that wizards in "Lord of the Rings" are generally regarded as old by default The image of the person—what about your wrinkles and beard? And do you know what you look like now with your clothes?"

"I have a beard," Leonardo justified himself, "what else do I look like?"

Toby said calmly, "Sexy role-playing."

Leonardo: "..."

Toby, who raced at a disagreement, has not finished racing, "Let me think, what race will Eric Xavier dress up as. Well, wizards are humans, dwarves and hobbits in Middle-earth. In fact, they are Maiya, they are Vera, that is, the assistants and subordinates of the main god, and they can also be called servants, so if you want to play role-playing, will he play as Vera? ?”

Leonardo listened to Toby's science, but he didn't have time to order Toby to brake. When he recovered, Toby had already finished the car.Leonardo’s ears turned red when he made an association accidentally. Fortunately, there was a wizard’s hat in the way, and Toby couldn’t see it. This allowed Leonardo to accuse Toby with righteous words: “You are talking nonsense! What is it, Toby!"

Thankfully, Toby remembered that he was playing a simple hobbit now, so he changed the topic to the normal track as if nothing had happened: "You can just treat me as nonsense, I just wonder why you choose to pretend to be a wizard Yes, I thought you were going to be an elf, male elf."

Toby didn't forget to tease Leonardo. He really didn't mean to be irritable just now, absolutely not.

Leonardo pretended not to understand Toby's joke, and said casually, "You know, there are too many people dressed as elves."

"I don't know, okay?" Toby didn't want to know how Leonardo knew, he thought for a while and asked seriously, "What would Eric dress up as? Didn't he dress up as an elf too?" Or is he also dressed as a wizard? Speaking of "The Lord of the Rings", only the white robe wizard Saruman, the gray robe wizard Gandalf, and the brown robe wizard are mentioned by name, and the other two The wizards seem to have been taken by only a few strokes, did you two decide to play those two wizards together?"

Leonardo showed an indescribable expression, "He's not a wizard, well, you'll know when you see him."

——A shy rose blooming quietly?