Male protagonist Tianshen operation [Quick Transmigration]

"Too serious."

"what?"

"Baby, it's very itchy every day, right? I've been itching for a year, and my heart hurts! It's a shitty hospital! I have to wait for a year to make an appointment!"

Xu Wei: "..."

Listen, what lines are these!How itchy is it that I went to the anorectal department?

In particular, it has been itchy for a year!

He, uh, no, how tolerant the character he played was, he endured for a whole year in order to see a doctor in the so-called world's premier hospital!

Is this reasonable? !

what? !

Besides, couldn't he have hemorrhoids? !Why does it have to be, yes, itching? !

Terrible rotten girls... Terrible three female screenwriters...

Due to the restrictions of the three female screenwriters who swore to defend their friendship and would never modify the script, Xu Wei could only force himself to answer shamelessly:

"Yes."

It doesn't matter, I, a serious person, actually echoed Chi Feiqing's last two sentences:

What a shit hospital!There is still a year to wait for an appointment!

Isn't it just a shit hospital?

Xu Wei comforted himself.

Just as Xu Wei secretly praised his wit, he never expected that Chi Feiqing, like a roundworm in his stomach, suddenly asked him with deep meaning:

"Which is 'yes' referring to? Does the baby have a really itchy ass, or does it mean this hospital is shit?"

Xu Wei: "..."

Yaoshou, why did Chi Feiqing add lines without authorization!In the script, Chi Feiqing didn't ask him this kind of question.

However, acting is a flexible thing. An actor's lines, movements and expressions are not fixed. Within the appropriate range, actors can change their lines, movements and expressions.

The line Chi Feiqing added was obviously within the appropriate range.

In the play, Chi Feiqing plays a natural anorectal expert who is a ghost animal. Before meeting Xu Xiaoyao, he spent his spare time researching various waste materials of ghosts and animals. His theoretical knowledge is so rich that he can open a calcium tablet website "stand-alone". ;

After meeting little boy Xu, his actual combat experience broke through zero, and his v soared at a rocket speed.

The pseudo-straight boy Xu Xiaonian was teased and teased by him so much that his heart was beating at high load every day, his pretty little face was blushing, his legs were weak, and somewhere was very lonely and cold.

After that, the two of them naturally got tired of playing all kinds of ghost and animal games that were not humane, and they played every day.

In short, the young boy Xu's enlightenment is menacing, from an innocent pseudo-straight boy to a prostitute, he can be called "a tragedy in the world that we love to hear and see"!

This well-loved tragedy in the world undoubtedly all depended on Chi Feiqing's out-of-the-box and unlimited teasing and molesting methods.

As for the lines that Chi Feiqing added arbitrarily, they are properly out of control and have no lower limit, they couldn't be more in line with the character design and the plot.

So the director didn't call cut.

So Xu Wei had no choice but to continue acting.

However, because Xu Wei had never seen Chi Feiqing's impressive masculine symbol... Cough, cough, he couldn't make a fuss for a while, and was so ashamed that he didn't answer Chi Feiqing's meaningful question for a long time. .

Yaoshou, how should he answer this?The answer is that this hospital is bullshit, it doesn't fit the development of the plot, the director will definitely call cut, and Chi Feiqing, a neurotic, will definitely ask that question again when he comes back again. It's not a solution at all.

Anyway, this character was very innocent at the beginning of meeting Chi Feiqing, and it's normal to have a hard time talking about that person.

Thinking of this, Xu Wei chose to be perfunctory.

As a result, Chi Feiqing refused to let him go, and pressed him every step of the way.

"Patients must cooperate with the doctor, baby, you are so secretive about the disease that my brother can't prescribe medicine. Although my brother checked you with his fingers and confirmed that you are very itchy~~ But according to the medical practice, no patient admits the disease himself, Doctors can't prescribe medicine."

Xu Wei: "..." I quietly listened to your nonsense.

Of course, Chi Feiqing would not disappoint Xu Wei's expectations, and continued to open his eyes and make up nonsense: "Then I can only try every medicine, that is, before getting involved in testing medicine, I will help you get used to it first. "

While talking, the slender fingers turned more and more forcefully in small circles, fiddling around.

Habitual? !Xu Weiwenyan's whole body trembled, and he was inevitably frightened.

Coincidentally, his reaction seemed to be stimulated by Chi Feiqing's increasingly vigorous circling and tinkering, and unexpectedly perfectly matched the performance of the lines and movements that Chi Feiqing added without authorization.

So the director still failed to call cut as Xu Wei wished.

Xu Wei really wanted to go overboard and call cut:

Dear director, mentor and three beautiful screenwriters, the audience is really not mentally retarded.Chi Feiqing sexually harassed me so obviously, I didn't put on my pants and leave and complained, but also foolishly let Chi Feiqing mess around with me, this is so unreasonable!

However, even though there were countless complaints in his heart, Xu Wei finally swallowed them all.Because he was sure that what he responded to himself would only be a matter of course:

"It makes sense! Your nature is to be a coquettish 丨 promiscuous person, and you are always subject to it!"

Terrible rotten girls... Terrible three screenwriters... Xu Wei advises himself not to humiliate himself.

Xu Wei knew that he couldn't avoid it, took a deep breath, and finally said: "I mean the butt, the butt, the butt is very itchy..."

Yaoshou!I am actually very willing to grow hemorrhoids! 1 willing!

At this moment, the director who was staring at the screen showed a gratified and appreciative smile.

Young Master Chi is indeed the author of Xiao Huang Wen, a popular rookie on the Internet, and the added lines suddenly make the plot more emotional!

The finishing touch~~The finishing touch~~

The three screenwriters who watched the filming from the sidelines also felt that they had gained a lot.

Awwhhh, I've raised my posture丨It's better to talk about flirting with Xiao Shoushou or Chi Dada~~

"It's so good, my brother relieves the itching of the little one." Chi Dachi's ghost animal Chi Feiqing continued to tease Xu Wei more vigorously, "Brother is the medicine for the little one, my brother can use his fingers and tongue to relieve your itching, and Big Dior ..."

For the last three words, Chi Feiqing paused, deliberately moved forward to Xu Wei's ear, and whispered.

Xu Wei's face became more and more red, and the blush spread to the whole body, and the whole person turned into a steamed red crayfish.

Chi Feiqing is really obscene...

Not to mention, Chi Feiqing's acting skills are really good, the imitation of circling and fiddling movements, as if Xu Wei had really stripped naked to reveal the curvature of the back.

Obviously Xu Wei was dressed very neatly, not even showing his small waist.

That's all, Chi Feiqing was able to penetrate the fabric of Xu Wei's body, see the arc behind Xu Wei without any obstacles, his eyes were green, and he was amazed, and added a line without authorization: "Little baby, it's really white here It’s really tender, like glutinous rice dumpling.”

Glutinous rice dumpling?

This description made Xu Wei feel his brain explode with a "boom," and his heart was pounding wildly.

Xu Wei clutched his thumping chest, and began to doubt life.He found that he was teased by Chi Feiqing because Chi Feiqing teased his back curve like glutinous rice balls...

"Cut! Pass!" The director finally shouted.

Coincidentally, the second act is to film the memories of the little boy Xu being teased by the ghosts and beasts. Although Xu Wei was not fully involved in the plot during filming, in reality he happened to be teased by Chi Feiqing himself. Yes, the reaction matches the plot.

The second act was also passed in one shot, and the director excitedly thought that a good start is a good start, and the subsequent filming of this drama must be very smooth.

"Perfect! You are all amazing!"

Now, the director will naturally not be stingy with praise, and he is reluctant to put it away after giving a thumbs up.

"Xu Wei, your heart-thumping reaction is very real. For a moment, I thought you were really moved by Young Master Chi."

Xu Wei's face froze, and he was still in a state of doubting his life——

How could he do this? !Just had a special affection for Su Hongxuan, and then fell in love with Chi Feiqing? !Just because Chi Feiqing flirted with the curve of his back like glutinous rice balls?

He turned out to be a playboy? !

This possibility hit Xu Wei very hard.

Xu Wei can barely accept that he is a prostitute, as long as his prostitution is only aimed at one person, but no matter how reluctantly, he can't accept that he sees one and loves the other...

"Xu Wei?" Seeing that Xu Wei was in a trance, the director couldn't help calling him.

Seeing this, manager Luo Xin patted Xu Wei on the shoulder and reminded, "Xiao Wei, the director is calling you."

It is very impolite for a newcomer to not respond when the director praises the newcomer.

Xu Wei came back to his senses, and hurriedly said humbly: "Thanks to the director's good guidance. Just now I was filming, so I can't take it seriously."

Speaking of this, he was particularly guilty.

"That also requires you to be savvy..." The director was very satisfied with Xu Wei's rainbow fart, so he wanted to strike while the iron was hot, "Since you are in such a good state today, let's shoot tomorrow's scene in advance!"

Everyone has no objection to this, anyway, it is still early.The shooting task ends earlier, and they can also take a vacation earlier.

The third act is also indoors, and the timeline is pulled back to the present, which is the scene where Xu Wei fell in love with Bo Zeyan at first sight.

It can be seen that the three screenwriters are still very attentive, and the emotional entanglements between Xu Wei and the three "Old Gong" are different.

With Su Hongxuan, it was Yiyeqing and Lushui's marriage, with Chi Feiqing, it was first love, but also pain, and with Bo Zeyan, it was him who fell in love first, and it was the slowest and purest of the three relationships.

However, it is also full of love.

In the play, Xu Wei and Bo Zeyan live in a house by chance, and directly start the cohabitation mode. There are too many ambiguous scenes.

The field staff once again showed their extraordinary skills, and arranged the standard rooms of the hotel into rental suites of ordinary people in a few clicks.

"Ding dong——" the doorbell rang, and Xu Wei, wearing home clothes and slippers, came to the entrance and opened the door.

A few days ago, the landlord informed him that a new roommate would move in today.

Ringing the doorbell is probably a new roommate.

Xu Wei sighed, subconsciously rejecting the arrival of new roommates.

After all, it’s much more free to live alone, and the new roommate is a stranger, so I’m not sure if it’s compatible with him.

But this rejection disappeared the moment Xu Wei opened the door.

I saw a sunny and handsome boy standing outside the door, with a bright and pure smile, and a very polite and friendly attitude, "Hello, is this Xu Wei?"

In the play, Xu Wei was captured by Bo Zeyan at the first sight.

However, Xu Wei just suffered a big blow, and he was especially worried that he was seeing a philandering scumbag who loved another, so he had a lot of distracting thoughts in his mind, and couldn't help trying to figure out what was going on in his mind, trying to make sure whether he also had something bad for Bo Zeyan attempt.

Bo Zeyan's appearance and temperament are comparable to those of Su Hongxuan and Bo Zeyan.

Fortunately, he didn't, he just regarded Bo Zeyan as his younger brother and junior, which was a very pure family and friendship.

Xu Wei immediately breathed a sigh of relief, but the director suddenly called a cut.

"Xu Wei, you don't see Ze Yan's eyes right! You fell in love with him at first sight, but what about his eyes...how..."

The director recalled the way Xu Wei looked at Bo Zeyan, thinking about the appropriate adjective.

"Why does it seem to be full of fatherly love?!"

Xu Weiwei, who really regarded the well-behaved and harmless Bo Zeyan as a junior, was stunned and asked uncertainly: "... full of fatherly love?"

"Yes! As a director, I have paid attention to the eyes of actors for many years, and I can't make a mistake!"

Su Hongxuan: "Hahaha..."

Chi Feiqing: "Hahaha..."

Su Hongxuan and Chi Feiqing suddenly burst into gleeful laughter, and they were rocked back and forth.They taunted Bo Zeyan and said, "We would rather be treated by Xu Wei (the captain) as a psychopath than by the captain as his son! Bo Zeyan, this means that Xu Wei (the captain) doesn't see you as a man!"

"..." Bo Zeyan's body pressure was extremely low...

The author has something to say: There will be updates at [-]:[-] pm and [-]:[-] pm~ In addition, the campus sweet article "Falling on the Pheromone of Omega's Nemesis [Interstellar]" is finished. Welcome to read——

[The beauty of the prosperous age is wild and energetic Omega VS Alpha who is cold and abstinent in the early stage and spoils his wife in a hooligan outfit in the late stage]

The only thing that didn't go well with Omega Su Zirui was that he met his deadly rival Yu Nianran.Because he couldn't bear to live in the same dormitory with Yu Nianran, he used tricks to disgust Yu Nianran, but he didn't know that Yu Nianran was an Alpha, and he was madly trying to die to tease Yu Nianran's A's instinct, almost being marked every day——

1. He deliberately dressed coolly to show off his figure, provoking Yu Nianran: "See clearly! Is your figure as good as mine?!" Yu Nianran's eyes darkened, his mouth was dry, and he opened his eyes and said nonsense: "I am short-sighted, Come closer to me."

2. Hearing that Yu Nianran hated being close to people, he rushed into the bathroom while Yu Nianran was taking a bath, "Dear my roommate, I decided to take a mandarin duck bath with you every day."

Yu Nianran: "...Come on, I'll help you take a bath."

Su Zirui: "..." Why do you feel that the enemy likes to get close to me?

One day, Su Zirui, who had been trying to die, finally overturned: because he secretly sprayed Yu Nianran's A pheromone masking agent, he suffered from a disorder, and Yu Nianran's pheromone became his medicine. The treatment methods include [kissing], [biting glands]... Acts of intimacy and shame.

Su Zirui: A man can bend and stretch, first bear the humiliation and bear the burden to please the enemy!

As a result, flattery has become an instinct to unknowingly tease the arch-rival Alpha——

Yu Nianran who was driven crazy: ... really need to clean up!

Su Zirui who was cleaned up: "Does it take so long to heal kisses?! Why bite my glands so hard?! You can't mark me... You are an Alpha?!"

The plot is sweet, the small theater is sweet, there is a reason for the attack, it is funny and sand sculpture, hehehehe!The protagonists are all over the age of eighteen.