Male protagonist Tianshen operation [Quick Transmigration]

Alas? !Why is he the one who hurts? !

its not right! ! !

Xu Wei realized that he had been tricked by Zhou Zhenjue, so he angrily took off his tie and threw it on Zhou Zhenjue's face, and asked him heartbroken: "You clearly promised me not to use tools! You bastard!"

What he cared most was not that he was attacked when he always claimed to be an attacker, but that Zhou Zhenjue would rather use a cold, no, hot super defense tool in order to attack him!

This is their first bond! !

His first devotion to super anti-true tools? !It's too much! !

"...Baby, I really don't have any tools." Zhou Zhenjue held Xu Wei in place, with a helpless expression on his face.He didn't understand why Xu Wei thought he had to use tools to attack him...

When Zhou Zhenjue explained, Xu Weizi had already lowered his head, ready to interrupt Zhou Zhenjue's wolf-hearted behavior, but was stunned by the scene in front of him——

Long live!The super defense tool he thought turned out to be a certain part of Zhou Zhenjue's body!

Zhou Zhenjue did not use tools!

Zhou Zhenjue used to be able to "lift" it, but it was a very special kind of "lift"!

He couldn't help being dumbfounded, "You?!"

Xu Wei's eyes were wide open, full of disbelief. Zhou Zhenjue lost his keen observation ability for a short time because he was feeling too special right now. It's a good time to defend, and bringing Xu Weisheng to genius is the top priority.

So he immediately gagged Xu Wei's mouth, tossed and grinded gently, with a sense of appeasement, then gradually accelerated the rhythm, and after Xu Wei's attitude softened involuntarily, he began to further perform ventriloquism.

Zhou Zhenjue's ventriloquist was so perfect, Xu Wei's rationality flew out of control, and he couldn't care about the unimaginable question of "Zhou Zhenjue was able to 'lift' it, or was it a very special 'lift'".

The blue veins on Zhou Zhenjue's forehead popped up, obviously he had endured extremely hard work, but he still teased Xu Wei patiently, until Xu Wei couldn't help urging him, then he continued to open up new territories and truly complete the sacred ceremony of concluding the ceremony.

Under the coaxing of Xu Wei's peak ventriloquism and extraordinary patience, the discomfort in a certain place gradually disappeared, replaced by a feeling that had never been experienced before in his memory, became stronger and stronger, and could even penetrate the soul. hapiness.

Xu Wei couldn't help singing a ballad titled "Totally Conquered by You"...

Zhou Zhenjue was always paying attention to Xu Wei's reaction, and when he heard Xu Wei intermittently singing the ballad "I was completely conquered by him", he smiled sinisterly, knowing that he could run wild!

This time it was still the bloody horse galloping across the grassland, but it made the grassland even more crazy than last time.Every pore of the grassland is stretched, clamoring for the blue sky, white clouds and aurora.The prairie was stimulated by the galloping horses, and the dust flew up, and countless dewdrops even appeared on the grass blades.

The grassland thought it was raining, and it took a long while to realize that the dewdrops came from itself and the bloody BMW, and there was a special cluster of dewdrops, which was quietly infiltrated from the deep soil, which was its happiness. symbol.

The galloping pace of the sweaty BMW is getting faster and faster, and the joy brought to the grassland is more and more penetrating to the soul.

As if a full century had passed, the sweaty BMW finally raised its neck and let out a long cry, which perfectly echoed the highest notes sung by the grassland...

The first conclusion of the successful conclusion, Xu Wei and Zhou Zhenjue couldn't remember how long they had been flying in the [-]th heaven. In short, they were extremely comfortable and satisfied physically and mentally. Only those who love each other deeply can have that kind of satisfaction.

Zhou Zhenjue lay down with Xu Wei in his arms, and gently let Xu Wei lie on his body, his expression and tone were rare tenderness, "I didn't mean to lie to you, I tested you last night, I'm sure you don't reject the subject." "It's just that I somehow think that you are suitable for attacking and I am suitable for receiving.

It is true that Zhou Zhenjue is very perverted, but the attribute of loving his wife and madness will always surpass that of perverted ghosts and animals.If Xu Wei rejects Dangshou, Zhou Zhenjue will not coax, let alone insist, but will work hard to enlighten and wait patiently.

Of course, Zhou Zhenjue's perverted nature is second only to his doting wife, so after confirming that Xu Wei does not reject Dang Shou, his heart full of black water began to come alive.

The so-called "without vision, the sense of touch will be more acute" is just an excuse for him to tie Xu Wei with a tie, thereby occupying the dominant position, and attacking Xu Wei when Xu Wei is unprepared.

Anyway, Zhou Zhenjue was sure that as long as he attacked Xu Wei once, he would have countless opportunities to attack Xu Wei, because he would definitely succeed in making Xu Weixi (cool) cry.

"My eyes are swollen from crying, teary..." Thinking of this, Zhou Zhenjue triumphantly kissed the tip of Xu Wei's small and lovely nose.

"..." It took a long time for Xu Wei to descend from the eighteenth heaven, there was no way, the feeling Zhou Zhenjue gave him was too exciting and wonderful!

After a while, he gradually recovered his sanity.

Xu Wei had to admit that Zhou Zhenjue didn't trick him.He was on top, Zhou Zhenjue did it; Zhou Zhenjue did it without tools; and it was himself who said "whoever is suitable for attacking depends on who can attack more excitingly".

It's just that he subconsciously thought that Zhou Zhenjue couldn't lift it up, so he foolishly thought that the attacking position was unshakable.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck!!!" The psychological gap was too great, and he couldn't help but get mad, "Can't you lift it up? Tell me, when will you recover from this hidden disease?"

The smug yet sinister smile on Zhou Zhenjue's face suddenly froze, "...how do you know?"

Xu Wei was stunned, relying on Zhou Zhenjue's doting on him, it didn't matter that he slipped up, and he willfully refused to rack his brains to figure out the reason, but directly blocked Zhou Zhenjue's inquiry, "This is a secret! I haven't pryed into your privacy on purpose. Tell me quickly, when did you recover from this hidden disease?!"

He grinned at Zhou Zhenjue.

He was eager to know the answer, thinking that he had always believed that the offensive position was unshakable, especially every day he imagined that Zhou Zhenjue would be teary-eyed by himself, and in the end he was the tearful one, and he felt extremely ashamed.

Daughter-in-law, no matter how curious Zhou Zhenjue is, he can only resist the urge to ask Xu Wei, and instead satisfies Xu Wei's curiosity, "Actually, my hidden disease has not been cured, and I still don't have any reaction when watching special movies. Others didn't react either, but I always react strongly to you..."

As soon as the words fell, he ambiguously slapped the arc behind Xu Wei.

He used to be completely indifferent to not being able to "lift" and not being able to do this kind of thing. It was really fortunate that he could "lift" Xu Wei, so he was lucky enough to understand how crazy and exciting this kind of thing is. Of course, all his life he just wanted to Stimulate with Xu Wei.

Xu Wei couldn't help but shuddered all over, recalling the humiliation of the arc behind him before, his face was flushed.

He shook his head, walked out of the shameful memories with difficulty, and thought deeply, Zhou Zhenjue's physiological phenomenon is really unreasonable, but this world is already seriously broken, and Zhou Zhenjue, as the male lead of the world, "is really unreasonable." It's already unreasonable, so it's not surprising that Zhou Zhenjue is the only one who responds to him.

"Are you... angry with me?" Zhou Zhenjue pretended to be pitiful on purpose.

Xu Wei stared at him sideways, and didn't speak for a long time. When his brows and eyes showed real tension and uneasiness, he yelled "Ah—" and bit his mouth, "You swear, from now on Then obey me and support me for the rest of my life, my money is mine, your money is mine..."

Xu Wei began to recite the "Peerless Attack" guidelines that he had checked on the Internet before, vowing to make Zhou Zhenjue make a promise.

Xu Wei is not a hypocritical person, and he sincerely believes that No. 1 is no nobler than No. 0, No. 0 is no lower than No. 1, and being No. 0 is not shameful at all.What's more, he has been made like that by Zhou Zhenjue, so what is he trying to do as an attack?

Can he feel good when he is attacked?Absolutely not!

Sao 丨 Xu Wei, who was in the sky, calmly accepted the ending he deserved.He recited all the rules of "peerless attack" one after another, and was very satisfied that Zhou Zhenjue had been nodding obediently and obediently.

But it's not over yet.

He cleared his throat, and solemnly read out another criterion he added: "The last and most important one, you must feed me! Uh huh, do you understand what I mean?"

Xu Wei felt a little embarrassed when he said this, but his expression was still very arrogant.

Before being attacked, he said to himself every day, if he wants to pamper Zhou Zhenjue to the sky, then he will go to the sky. Since he was attacked in the end, let Zhou Zhenjue pamper him to the sky, then he will go to the sky.

Zhou Zhenjue was startled when he heard the words, and couldn't help laughing, "I understand! I promise to do it!"

"That's about the same..." Xu Wei smiled, "Do you have any important work in the next few days?"

"There is absolutely nothing more important than feeding you." Zhou Zhenjue licked Xu Wei's ear meaningfully.

"When will my group of photos be uploaded to the 'Nanfeng' official website?"

"[-]:[-] in four days." This is the unified time officially stipulated by "Masculinity", and the exposure time of the photos is the same, so the voting results are relatively fair.

"Then set aside one day for preparation, and you will feed me exclusively for the remaining three days!"

"I obey! Wife!" Zhou Zhenjue smiled and kissed Xu Wei's soft lips, "Are you hungry? Shall I feed you purely first?"

"I'm hungry, we've been there from noon until dark, and you're so awesome!" Xu Wei boasted sincerely.

Zhou Zhenjue laughed, and called Zhao Ying to order two five-star hotel packages for him, and cancel all work for the next three days.

How could Zhao Ying, who had read all the love stories, fail to guess the reason? After all, Xu Wei and Zhou Zhenjue lost contact at the same time this afternoon.While she was secretly amazed, she responded in the tone of a reliable and good subordinate.

Afterwards, Zhou Zhenjue, a peerless and good gong, first put on clothes for his daughter-in-law to prevent her from catching a cold, and then fed her food mouthful by mouthful.

Xu Wei finally ate and drank enough, regained his vitality immediately, stood up and did radio gymnastics for a while.

Strange to say, he didn't feel any discomfort there, and he could have a few more shots right away.

"Exercise after dinner..." Xu Wei dragged Zhou Zhenjue out of the lunch break room anxiously, "Your office is big enough, and with your time, we should be able to play for three days when we are tired from playing office palay!"

Zhou Zhenjue was laughing like crazy, and kissed Xu Wei lingeringly, but suddenly heard a rustling sound coming from outside the office.

Could it be that some employees left things and turned back to the company halfway?

When he picked up the set meal, he specifically confirmed it. Seeing that all the employees had left, he opened the door of the office to get some air.

Zhou Zhenjue frowned, knowing that the employee who turned back to the company might have heard something they shouldn't have heard, or even seen something they shouldn't have seen.

"Daughter-in-law, wait, I'll go out and have a look." Zhou Zhenjue let go of Xu Wei.

Xu Wei, who was about to explode from being kissed, stopped Zhou Zhenjue, "Leave him alone, it's important to feed me! Hurry up!"

"You haven't gained a firm foothold in this circle yet, and news of our relationship is not good for your development at this time, even if we get the certificate immediately." Zhou Zhenjue explained, "Before you gain a firm foothold, there will always be someone who insults you in order to chase after you." Fame and profit seduce me."

In fact, Zhou Zhenjue is about to explode!

"It's okay, I have a solution, don't forget the last rule of peerless attack!" Xu Wei kicked the door of the office, and jumped onto Zhou Zhenjue.

"Little baby, please help me tamper with that person's memory." He said to the system in his mind.

"...Okay, host." The system responded listlessly.

It finally got rid of the mosaic, but was struck by a bolt from the blue sky, and learned that its host was attacked by Zhou Zhenjue!

The system is really melancholy, knowing that "at least its host has kept its innocence, and God Mu hasn't been abused too thoroughly" has become an extravagant hope.

However, its host didn't feel awkward at all, the hunger and thirst became like this!What about the agreed thin and weak attack X tough guy strong? !

At this time, Mosaic said that after hundreds of years of mosaic work, I found that any emotional disputes can usually be resolved with one shot, and if it cannot be resolved, then there are more shots. If it cannot be resolved, it means that the technology and ability are insufficient.If every couple had one party who was as capable as Zhou Zhenjue, how could there be a tragedy where someone was beaten for whoever was attacked?

The system is speechless.

Sorry, I'm about to open it again.Mosaic finished chatting and kindly notified the system in advance.In other words, since Xu Wei was bound with this system, it has become obviously busier than before.

So exciting...

Here the system once again entered the realm of no vision and hearing, and on the other side Xu Wei chanted ballads like crazy.

Another century passed, and the second song ended.

Xu Wei stared at the bright lights outside the floor-to-ceiling windows through the gaps in the curtains, and suddenly felt blessed, and said excitedly: "When tomorrow dawns, you can adjust the windows to one-way mode, so that people outside can't see me, but I can see you." People outside will definitely be more exciting! I don’t need to say more about what pose to use, right?”

"...No need." Zhou Zhenjue laughed from ear to ear.He had discovered that Xu Wei was a rambunctious rascal early on, but today he had a further appreciation of Xu Wei's abnormality, and he was a perfect match!

Xu Wei then stretched out his hand and tugged at the curtains behind him, and said with a deep expression, "The quality of these curtains is good, let's get tired after a curtain patting session. Make full use of every tool around you, Lao Gong!"

"Obey! Daughter-in-law!" Zhou Zhenjue took the curtain that Xu Wei handed over, and began to feed his daughter-in-law again.

"Hmm..." Xu Wei muttered before losing his mind, "There are no stairs in the office, so you have to carry me up and down the stairs several times after you return to the apartment!"

"As ordered!"

The perverted ghost and animal life of the two ghosts and animals officially kicked off...

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Only the fish knows: "Are you planning to be an attack?"

Xu Wei: "Of course! Old Gong, it's so cool!"

Zhou Zhenjue: "Don't bother with the author, I suspect she is trying to drive a wedge between us."

Xu Wei: "Good!"

Only fish knows: "..."

Everyone stay away from game, go out less, protect yourself~~~

Thank you "Flying Fly" baby for your reward, love you!