Male protagonist Tianshen operation [Quick Transmigration]

"Diameter... 7 cm, length... 21 cm." Xu Wei finally answered after feeling it for an unknown amount of time.

"Underestimated." Zhou Zhenjue stepped down three steps at once.

"!!!" Xu Wei was so irritated that he didn't know whether to praise Zhou Zhenjue for his extraordinary power, or to annoy Zhou Zhenjue for deliberately making things difficult.

What is "being in close contact with it and feeling it well, it will be more accurate than measuring with a ruler", nonsense!His old attack has simply risen to a new level in the field of ghosts and animals!

Squinting his eyes slightly, Xu Wei was so stimulated that he was out of breath. He didn't need to deliberately, it was indescribable, carefully, earnestly, and fully felt the size of the space occupied by Zhou Zhenjue.

"9 cm... 24 cm..."

"It's still underestimated." At this moment, Zhou Zhenjue had reached the last step, and he deliberately turned around suddenly while holding Xu Wei, and the resulting rotation caused Xu Wei's eyes to burst into tears of extreme happiness.

"!!!" Xu Wei once again didn't need to deliberately, indescribably, carefully, earnestly, and fully feel the size of the space occupied by Zhou Zhenjue.

He suddenly understood that Zhou Zhenjue didn't really want him to answer questions at all, but wanted him to feel him carefully, earnestly, and with all his strength.

As the leader of the first wave in all time and space, Xu Wei is obliged to satisfy Lao Gong's thoughts even though he is quite resentful towards Lao Gong's unscrupulous problems and measurement methods.

So Zhou Zhenjue went crazy...

Xu Wei is also crazy...

The stairs received a critical hit of [-] points...

It wasn't until late at night that the ladder vibration ended. Xu Wei and Zhou Zhenjue moved to the kitchen.

Xu Wei leaned on the glazed platform and turned his back to Zhou Zhenjue. Before he went crazy in the "second shock", he also posed an out-of-shape problem: "How deep is my thing? Are you fighting with it now?" Touch it very intimately, feel it, it will be much more accurate than you holding... tools."

He imitated Zhou Zhenjue's serious nonsense, directly ignoring the fact that "there is no black technology tool to measure the depth".

Zhou Zhenjue was amused by Xu Wei, and thanks to him being able to laugh without affecting anything, the laughter accompanied by Xu Wei's shameless songs was very magical.

"En! Lao Gong feel it!" After laughing enough, he answered Xu Wei solemnly. There is no doubt that the way of feeling is indescribable.

I don't know how long it took before he leaned over to bully Xu Wei, bit Xu Wei's ear lightly and said in a deep voice, "Infinity is deep, you are a hey [dòng]..."

Xu Weiwen said that he didn't feel ashamed at all, instead he was proud.Turning his head, his slightly squinted eyes seemed to have countless hooks, which made Zhou Zhenjue suffocate.He immediately posed a more unscrupulous problem: "How many lines are there?"

"..." Zhou Zhenjue, the perverted ghost, was stunned by Xu Wei's perverted ghost for a few seconds.

These lines are not skin lines. Of course Zhou Zhenjue knows what they refer to. The magical question of "how many lines are there" really drives Zhou Zhenjue crazy!

"Huh? Can't answer?" Xu Weiyang raised his eyebrows, his eyes filled with provocation, "You are wrong! They have brought you supreme happiness!"

Zhou Zhenjue became even crazier. After going crazy for a while, he calmed down a little, and said dumbfoundedly: "Then I'll stop and feel it."

As he spoke, he counted them in a serious manner: "One, two, four, six..."

The specific way of feeling and the value cannot be described. In the end, Zhou Zhenjue came to the conclusion that Xu Wei is an out-and-out famous tool.

Xu Wei triumphantly lamented that you are also a famous weapon.

When the two weapons meet, of course, the sky thunder hits the earth, and the collision creates the most magical sparks...

After Yang Chenqin was dealt with, Xu Wei and Zhou Zhenjue continued to be perverted for several days. There was a tendency to wait until the voting session of the "Masculinity" contest ended and Xu Wei was about to take the stage before going out.

It has to be said that Zhou Zhenjue was very prescient. While asking Zhao Ying to send Yang Chenqin's address to him, he also ordered Zhao Ying to postpone all Xu Wei's work arrangements before the "Masculinity" competition.He knows that Xu Wei's work arrangement for the past few days is only more important than the "Masculinity" competition.

What can Zhao Ying say, since she doesn't have the guts to condemn the big boss for being unrestrained, she can only silently learn how to cook nourishing food for Xu Wei, and let the crystal-like pure and delicate little angel who was forcibly pulled into the chaotic world by Qin Shou Xu Wei, the body that was hollowed out by Qin Shou regained its vitality.

As everyone knows, the crystal-like pure and delicate little angel Xu Wei, even if her stomach bulges from drinking milk, can still hold the piano and receive several passionate vibrations!It is the extreme opposite of "pure and delicate"!

It's just a pity that drinking milk alone can't fill him up. He has to take in other foods to maintain his life activities.

Xu Wei was lying on the bed leisurely and contentedly humming a little tune, while Zhou Zhenjue was cooking instant noodles downstairs.

After eating too much fish and meat, Xu Wei will inevitably want to change his taste and eat a few instant noodles. Of course, Zhou Zhenjue, a doting wife and madman, will always "wife first", go out to a nearby convenience store, buy several flavors of instant noodles, and order them himself kitchen.

Cooking instant noodles does not require cooking skills.

Xu Weibian lay down and waited for the delicious instant noodles, while intoxicatedly reminiscing about the "Chandelier Vibration" just now, and hummed the little tune very vigorously.

Oh I'm going!Mosaic suddenly groaned in pain, and said to the system without love, can you ask your host to stop humming such obscene songs?Zhou Zhenjue is cooking noodles downstairs, why is he still flirting?What are "chopsticks and gentlemen" and "ummmahahahah"?I finally managed to catch my breath, if he continued humming such dirty songs, I would have to code again!

The guardian's eager system retorts: Why do you want to obstruct my host's creation of this mosaic?These few lines are all his original lyrics!

Mosaic: ...you still have the nerve to say it's original lyrics?

The system said indignantly: Do you dare to point fingers at my host?Let me ask you, if there is no such sport, what is the meaning of your existence?You will be destroyed by the space-time bureau, let me tell you!

Mosaic immediately surrendered: ... You are right, without your host, I would be destroyed by the space-time bureau, so I really didn't tell you what to do with your host. Please let your host rest for a while.

Once the system is psychologically comfortable, it can also understand Mosaic's hard work.It didn't want to directly ask its host not to sing pornographic songs to affect his mood, so after pondering for a while, he finally came up with a solution.

"Host host! Do you want to see how miserable Yang Chenqin is now?"

Xu Weiwen paused, his attention was successfully diverted by the system, "Okay."

The system immediately searched and located Yang Chenqin,

Through some special power, the system projects everything it sees and hears into Xu Wei's mind——

"Ah——! Ah——!" Before Xu Wei saw Yang Chenqin, he heard Yang Chenqin's screams. The screams were even more horrific than when he was tortured by a few social youths last time. Xu Wei was shocked and sat up straight.

How miserable is this? !

Gradually, the scene in Xu Wei's mind extended from the gate of a villa to the magnificent spiral staircase, and finally penetrated a door and stayed above a certain room.

I saw Yang Chenqin curled up on the ground naked, two elegant ladies trapped him in a corner, holding several silver needles in each of their four hands, stabbing Yang Chenqin's body non-stop.

"Wow! What kind of punishment is this?" Xu Future became interested.

The system explained patiently: "This is needle punishment, host. It won't cause fatal injuries, but it will be painful! I can't imagine that there are still people using this kind of punishment in modern society. Women are born to fight against each other! I'm in the system library. After reading an ancient palace fighting novel, the heroine was tortured with needles by the jealous empress, it's so miserable!"

Xu Wei couldn't help being amazed, from the ferocious expressions of the two noble ladies and Yang Chenqin's grief-stricken expression, it can be seen that there is no exaggeration in the systematic explanation.

It seems that Mrs. Shen and Mrs. Chen are not "in name only", those glorious battles that even he was terrified after hearing.Nine out of ten cases are true.

As soon as this thought flashed through Xu Wei's mind, Madam Shen glared at Yang Chenqin viciously, and said through gritted teeth, "You dare to seduce me, your husband? How dare you persuade our husband to divorce? Do you want to take our place? How ambitious are you?" !"

"A vixen who says he doesn't want to be in the top position is not a good vixen, but you are really the best vixen!" Mrs. Chen then stabbed Yang Chenqin's back hard, causing Yang Chenqin to cry out in pain.

"It's not me! I didn't seduce your husband...I didn't..." Yang Chenqin cried bitterly.

"Yo! Are you still talking nonsense with your eyes open?" Mrs. Shen and Mrs. Chen looked at each other, raised their hands tacitly, and then stabbed them down hard, repeatedly, as if there was no end.

"Ah..." Yang Chenqin's voice became hoarse, and he no longer dared to argue that he did not seduce their husbands.

At this moment, he didn't perform, but his demeanor made June Feixue even more wronged than before.

That's right, it was the original owner who seduced Mrs. Shen and Mrs. Chen's husband, and Yang Chenqin endured the torture in place of the original owner. Can he not be wronged?Xu Wei thought about it, feeling particularly relieved.

It's not that Yang Chenqin couldn't guess that at this moment Xu Wei might be admiring his miserable appearance through the system, but although he was unwilling, he was too tortured to be hardened, so he could only whimper and beg the two ladies: " I haven't contacted your husband for several years, what's the use of you teaching me again? You should teach the people who are hooking up with your husband now!"

"I can't help it! We are so famous, no one dares to seduce our husband anymore!" Mrs. Shen was heartbroken from the bottom of her heart, and her pricking action became even more ruthless to vent her regret.

Yang Chenqin: "..."

Mrs. Chen also increased the strength of her hand, "Maybe it has something to do with the fact that these two pigs are getting old or dying?"

Yang Chenqin: "..." He no longer has the strength to scream...

"It's possible, it's a pity, it's a pity!" Madam Shen sighed.

"Fortunately, someone told us about your existence, and we will have fun with you in our future lives!" Mrs. Chen said with a smile: "Don't worry, we will not let you die, we will only let you have no way to live, no way to die. door! Sister..."

"Sister..." Mrs. Shen responded.

"Let us sisters reach the pinnacle of pleasure together!"

"Okay!"

Not to mention, Mrs. Shen and Mrs. Chen are also strange women in the world.

Yang Chenqin's eyes were full of despair...

"Hahaha! Hahaha!" Xu Wei and the system laughed heartily at the same time, and one person, one system also climbed to the peak of the thrill of revenge.

Mosaic breathed a sigh of relief, thinking with relief that at last Xu Wei reached the peak of pleasure, and it didn't need to be coded.

Don't worry!The whole string of data in the system is very comfortable, and I comforted Mosaic with pride. My host will be on stage the day after tomorrow. There is plenty of time to rest!

Mosaic couldn't help being overjoyed.

Xu Wei & Zhou Zhenjue: Are you sure?

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Only fish knows: "The world is drawing to a close."

Xu Wei & Zhou Zhenjue: "Oh, please seize the opportunity to write more about us ghosts and perverts."

Mosaic: "No!"

Readers: "Down with Mosaic!"

The small theater is purely a spoof~~ ps: Xiaoyu searched the Internet for the size problem. Please forgive me if it is too unreasonable. Everyone thinks so. Zhou Zhenjue is the world’s leading man. He can apply for the Guinness Book of Records, and he will never Is it reasonable to think that the record has been broken?Hahaha!