Male protagonist Tianshen operation [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 73: February 3, Feng Shui Unruly Handsome Celestial Master - 1
Li Hanmo originally wanted to kiss the stunning beauty's lips and parted them, but as soon as his mouth touched the beauty's lips, his heart beat like never before, and blood rushed to the top of his head and lower abdomen inexplicably. Reluctant to let go of the beauty's lips.
His mouth and tongue seemed to have their own consciousness, first gently and eagerly grinding and sucking the beauty's lips, and then his tongue tried to pry open the beauty's lips to further attack the city.
The stunning beauty came back to her senses and shook her head vigorously trying to avoid Li Hanmo's kiss.
However, Li Hanmo has been bewitched by the beauty's sweetness to the point where he has no reason left, and his whole brain is almost occupied by instinct.
Driven by instinct, he ignored the beauty's struggle and resistance, and forcefully wrapped his arms around the beauty's waist with one hand, and grasped her two hands with the other, his body was tightly attached to the beauty, and his tongue was forced into the beauty's mouth. .
"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu who resisted, and tried to bite Li Hanmo's tongue hard.
Naihe, didn't bite...
A once-in-a-thousand-year qualification to kill a rabbit!
Xu Wei was furious.
It's just that the sharp rabbit teeth can't bite Li Hanmo's shoulder, but why can't even bite Li Hanmo's soft tongue!
That's right, this stunning beauty was Xu Weibian's. If he expected to be severely molested by Li Hanmo if he became a stunning beauty, Xu Wei would definitely not change.
Pooh!I thought Li Hanmo was serious when he was not ill!So many beautiful little girls circled around him without being moved.
It turned out that Li Hanmo's vision was too high!It would be revealed without meeting the stunning beauty he transformed into!
Xu Wei silently scolded Li Hanmo bloody in his heart, but soon he also lost his mind.
Because Li Hanmo's kiss became more and more intense, he gnawed, sucked and licked, his tongue never let go of any corner of his mouth, as if his body fluid was the only delicious nectar in the world, crazily absorbing it, That ferocious aura seemed to want to tear him apart.
Xu Wei was so tormented by Li Hanmo that his brain was starved of oxygen for a while, and the whole rabbit softened, leaning against Li Hanmo's chest obediently.
When Li Hanmo was finally willing to let go of Xu Weishi, both the person and the rabbit were panting and out of breath. In addition, there were silver threads hanging from the corners of their mouths, which showed how fierce and ferocious the kiss was.
Xu Wei sucked in the oxygen in big gulps, and after his body gradually regained his strength, he suddenly lifted his feet to a certain place near Li Hanmo.
This is the most vulnerable part of all men. What he used was brute force, not demonic force, so he couldn't believe that he couldn't hurt Li Hanmo.
However, Xu Wei couldn't hurt Li Hanmo in the end. Li Hanmo's limbs were too flexible, and he quickly grabbed Xu Wei's murderous leg.
"Wow! Xiao Weiwei is so cruel to me!" Li Hanmo pretended to be shocked, but he never let go of Xu Wei's leg. Touch, the little rabbit is full of treasures.
Oh~ So tender and smooth~ His little rabbit~ His little Weiwei~
Xu Wei was startled, and then suddenly realized that Li Hanmo had recognized him long ago.But the beautiful woman he turned into looked nothing like him.
Obscuring the eyes is a very rudimentary sorcery, even if Xu Wei lacks the soul and soul of a rabbit spirit, it is easy for Xu Wei to become a stunning beauty.
Moreover, since the first world Mu Ziyi likes to see pretty boys disguised as women, he has the experience of disguised as a woman, and he thought that the original owner of the first world was very delicate and beautiful, so he simply became the first one in the female version. The original owner of the world, and then modified himself to be more perfect through black magic.
But the looks and figures of the original owners of these two worlds are vastly different.
Xu Wei had a look of disbelief, and couldn't help but ask Li Hanmo, "How did you recognize me?"
"G cover bēi!" Li Hanmo patted Xu Wei flirtatiously... not the front curve, but the back curve, "The glutinous rice balls are assy!"
After patting her hands, she didn't stop, but instead rubbed the glutinous rice balls, feeling passionately without knowing it.
Still this feel!He was intoxicated.
Li Hanmo didn't say, he recognized Xu Wei the first time he saw the stunning beauty, it was a kind of intuition, just like everyone else, he has two eyes in front, but how powerful monsters and ghosts are going to attack from behind He almost never succeeds, because his instinct always tells him that there is danger behind him whenever he does, and it never goes wrong.
It was the latter that benefited from a talent that was once in a thousand years, and the former, that is, why he recognized Xu Wei at the first sight, Li Hanmo himself couldn't figure it out.
But no matter what, Li Hanmo will not doubt his intuition, after all his intuition has never been wrong.
Xu Wei was ashamed when he heard G, but Li Hanmo was even more blushing when he rubbed the glutinous rice dumpling in public.
What the hell do this kind of thing in front of the public restroom!Li Hanmo really wasn't afraid that the news that he was a lunatic would spread to the streets and alleys tomorrow.
And it's nothing more than rubbing the glutinous rice balls, the most important thing is to kiss him, or French tongue kiss, on the premise of recognizing him!
Regarding this, Xu Wei thought that Li Hanmo didn't like him, but fell ill!Thinking of this, he sued Li Hanmo angrily: "Since you recognized me, why did you still kiss me?"
Xu Wei was so angry that he didn't even want to call Li Hanmo "Brother Hanmo".
Li Hanmo was stunned for a moment, and fell into deep thought in a rare way.
When he recognized the little rabbit at the first sight, he subconsciously wanted to kiss the little rabbit's lips. For his own impulse, he reckoned that it was due to his love for Xu Wei...and regret.
"It's only natural for me to kiss you! What's the relationship between us? Your parents and my father are close friends, and you and I are also close friends. We are even closer to each other, so it's only natural to kiss Xiaozui!"
"It's not that I regret that I didn't care about you before, let alone kiss, I haven't even touched your little hand. Now I have to make up for myself...and you."
Xu Wei: "..." Thank you, I don't need your compensation, and I also refuse you to compensate yourself so neurotically.
Xu Wei felt that if Li Hanmo continued to be so neurotic, the world would collapse before it collapsed, but he would probably collapse first, so he continued to sue Li Hanmo with righteous indignation, vowing to make Li Hanmo realize how neurotic his behavior was, especially constituting sexual abuse丨Harassment, "You're lying, you obviously stick out your tongue. Although I'm not smart, I'm an adult. I'm sure a close friend wouldn't stick out his tongue to kiss!"
Recalling Li Hanmo's fiery tongue lingering in his mouth, twirling, dancing with his tongue, Xu Wei was angry and ashamed.
Stick out your tongue... After listening to Xu Wei's words, Li Hanmo couldn't help reminiscing about the incomparably wonderful taste just now. After a long while, he calmed down and analyzed his psychology just now.
It was just now that he lost control for the first time in his life, and all he could think about was possessing Xu Wei, going deep, no matter how deep he went, he no longer looked like himself.
To be honest, he was also surprised.In the beginning, he really just wanted to kiss the little rabbit's lips and then parted, teasing the little rabbit who had turned into a stunning beauty.
Could it be that Xu Weibian's beauty is too stunning?
That's not right, it's easy for a spirit to turn into a stunning beauty. When he was slaying demons in the past, it's not like he didn't meet a spirit that turned into a beautiful beauty and tried to confuse him. Generally out of control.
Li Hanmo involuntarily stared straight at Xu Wei's stunning face, as if answering Xu Wei's question, and also as if asking himself: "It's probably the beauty of Xiao Wei, who gave me a kind of familiarity at first sight." Feel it."
hit it off?Could it be that there is a woman in this world who looks similar to the original owner of the first world?Xu Wei was stunned.
As soon as the mosaic was eliminated, he dutifully followed the dynamic system of his host and the male protagonist, and snorted when he heard the words: Tsk, I hit you off right away or something, I'm tired of hearing this kind of strike-up talk!
Mosaic then added: I just want to see you every morning when I wake up. Pony is tired of listening to this kind of fooling little girls and boys.
You are so right!The system couldn't help but started chatting: For example, in the four batches of small Huangwen, Mu Ziyi, Zhou Zhenjue and Li Hanmo, there was no winner in the fight, no winner in the comparison of size, no winner in the comparison of time, and no winner in the competition of technology. There was still no match, and finally decided to share my host tacitly.That's how the three of them fooled my host at that time——
Mu Ziyi: "The three of us just want to be able to see you every morning when we wake up, but if I don't see you one morning, my life will be worse than death."
Zhou Zhenjue: "I'm in so much pain."
Li Hanmo: "I committed suicide."
Two or three of these people had the idea of committing suicide. When the host heard the words, his heart was broken on the spot, and his heart was pierced by a knife. Looking at the other, he said like a strong man going to death, "I don't care about etiquette, shame, ethics, and morality. From now on, the four of us will fall asleep together, and none of us will be left behind!"
Mosaic immediately echoed: Why did the four fall asleep together, and it would be strange if they didn't wipe their guns and go off!
The system sang the double reeds in coordination: In this way, my host was fooled by the three qin receivers and opened the door to a new world. Since then, it's not that he doesn't care about etiquette, justice, shame, ethics and morality, but that he doesn't know what it is at all, and is immersed in the four batches. I can't extricate myself from it!Why do you just want to see you every morning when you wake up, even though the four of you sing and sing almost every night, and don't sleep at all at night, why do you wake up?
Mosaic: Yes!In order to enjoy the four batches, they changed the bed to be about the size of an ordinary person's room.The bottom bed is the main battlefield, a battlefield that can hold four people, everyone knows it.
System: In addition, the sofa was also replaced with a bigger one. Everyone knows that the sofa is tired.Not long after, the dining table got bigger, the stove got bigger, the bathroom got bigger, the mirror got bigger, the chandelier got bigger, and my host’s shout was deafeningly loud!
Mosaic: It was agreed that I just want to see you every morning?
System: What did you say you hit it off?
The system scoffed at Li Hanmo's old-fashioned approach to strike up a conversation, but he didn't know that Li Hanmo, who was talking nonsense every day, actually said these words from the bottom of his heart.
Li Hanmo really felt that the beautiful woman Xu Wei turned into made him quite familiar and nostalgic...
Like the system, Xu Wei remained skeptical of Li Hanmo's explanation, even if the beauty he turned into was so stunning that Li Hanmo fell in love at first sight, Li Hanmo shouldn't kiss him French, "You know it's me, but you still treat me like that, you It's a pervert!"
After cursing this sentence, he suddenly felt very happy.
Finally, he could call Li Hanmo a pervert without destroying his character design.
Li Hanmo was so choked that he couldn't refute, so he changed the subject and said, "Xiao Weiwei turned into a stunning beauty because she wanted to piss off Tan Fang?"
He remembered that Xiao Weiwei fought back against Tan Fangchou just now.
"Yes!" Xu Weibian groaned like a child playing with his temper: "That ugly woman named Tan Fang dared to call me stupid because she was the most beautiful girl in the audience! Let her call me stupid I will become a prettier girl and steal her limelight!"
"Then in front of you..." Li Hanmo stared at the arc in front of Xu Wei with a half-smile.
"I just saw that he always stood up in front of you, and he was very proud. The other young masters also kept staring at the front of her. The other girls were not as conspicuous as her, so I thought it should be as conspicuous as possible."
Of course, with the blessing of witchcraft, Xu Wei doesn't need props like silicone like in the first world.
Li Hanmo couldn't help but "puchi—" laughed, and then rubbed the glutinous rice dumpling with one hand, and the curve in front with the other.
Well, they're all G cover bēi, they're all soft and glutinous, so they're all glutinous rice dumplings.
Touching the glutinous rice dumpling again, and touching the arc in front, the scene of the two of them is comparable to the scene of a special movie!
It's a pity that Li Hanmo, a straight steel straight man, has no such awareness at all.
"Xiao Weiwei, the front is also a part of your body that has changed? You have become smaller, but the glutinous rice balls have not become smaller. That means the flesh on your hands, waist and legs has all moved to the front? "
Neuropathy will not be ashamed, let alone be bound by propriety, integrity, and ethics, and will only follow instinct without psychological burden.
Li Hanmo didn't have the time to analyze how perverted his words were, and how much he felt about Xu Wei's behavior. He just thought that he was equivalent to rubbing the bunny's glutinous rice balls, and rubbing his hands, waist and legs at this moment. Excited and excited.
Xu Wei: "..." Why? !Why is Li Hanmo always unaware that he is sexually harassing him? !
System: Male lead, you fucking can really eat my host's tofu without knowing it!The day you take full possession of my host straight and straight, I will kneel down for you!
"You're perverted!!!" Xu Wei couldn't bear it anymore, pushed away Li Hanmo's two salty pig's trotters, and hurried to the banquet hall.
The sooner he sees others, the sooner he can get out of the clutches of crazy Li Hanmo.
"Oh? Why is Xiao Weiwei so estranged from me! We are close friends! Let me take it for granted!" Li Hanmo felt a little wronged.
Wherever the little rabbit wants to touch him, he is willing to let the little rabbit touch it!
It seems that there is still a long way to go to train a little rabbit to become a "crazy pamperer"!Little Rabbit's love for his best friend is far less than his love for Little Rabbit's best friend!
Ugh!
But no matter how wronged he was, Li Hanmo would not allow the little rabbit to be taken advantage of by other young masters. For this kind of possessiveness, Li Hanmo analyzed it as the protection of his best friend by "crazy demons who spoil their best friends".
He immediately caught up with Xu Wei, took Xu Wei's hand to hold his own, and smiled inexplicably wickedly, "That ugly woman is so obsessed with me, you can even piss her off by pretending to be my girlfriend."
This suggestion and reason were impeccable, Xu Wei could not refuse no matter how reluctant he was.
It's okay to hold hands, even if the glutinous rice dumplings are touched, are you afraid of holding hands?
Xu Wei comforted himself.
Maybe one day in the future, he has to comfort himself so much after being tormented by Li Hanmo: It's okay to touch the glutinous rice dumpling, but even if Xiaoju's hair is covered by that, why is he afraid of touching the glutinous rice dumpling?
So Xu Wei walked into the banquet hall with Li Hanmo's arm in a somewhat compliant manner.
Immediately, the two firmly held everyone's eyes.
The sons and brothers stared straight at Xu Wei, and they had already thrown Tan Fang out of the sky.The modern girls stared at Xu Wei with the same hatred, wishing to saw off his hand that was holding Li Hanmo's arm so affectionately.
"Introduce me, my girlfriend." This was one of the few times when Li Hanmo took the initiative to speak up, and when he announced his relationship with Xu Wei, even if it was fake, he was very proud and sweet.
Hearing the words, the sons and brothers were as sour as the modern girls:
Does this Li Hanmo want to be so beautiful? !It's nothing more than the girls in the YMCA adoring him, but he even made a stunner girlfriend! !
Li Hanmo coaxed Xu Wei to pretend to be his girlfriend not to satisfy his vanity, so he didn't pay attention to the jealous expressions of his sons and daughters, and just as Xu Wei wanted, he immediately brought Xu Wei to Tan Fang.
The elder brother who was still protecting Tan Fang just now couldn't help pushing Tan Fang away, as if he was afraid that Xu Wei would misunderstand that he and Tan Fang had an ambiguous relationship.Stretching out his hand, he wanted to shake hands with Xu Wei with enthusiasm and blushing, "Hello, my name is XXX, the son of the XXX family."
Xu Wei ignored the other party.
When Tan Fang scolded him for being stupid, this son tried his best to defend Tan Fang.
Li Hanmo also gave the young master a cold look, thinking that this person dared to take advantage of his girlfriend in front of him!
Tan Fang, who had just returned to the stars, was left in the cold in a blink of an eye, especially when she was pushed away by the young master, her face turned blue and pale with anger.
Men are really unreliable!
Gritting her teeth, just as this thought flashed through her mind, she heard Li Hanmo sneering at herself again: "My Xiaowei was turned off by you, so he went back first. He happened to meet my girlfriend downstairs, so he told my girlfriend Lou There is a very ugly woman in the sky, no, my girlfriend wants to come up to see you."
The restroom is located at the top of the stairs, which is where the entrance of the banquet hall is located. Li Hanmo's nonsense lies are not flawed.
Ugly woman? !
This is the first time someone commented on Tan Fang like this, and Tan Fang was so angry that she immediately cursed: "A fool is a fool! I only know to find someone else when I am wronged!"
"You misunderstood ugly women. My Xiaowei just told my girlfriend that there was an ugly woman upstairs. My girlfriend is so beautiful, I wonder what an ugly woman looks like." Li Hanmo said a few words, Tan Fang, who was so eloquent, had nothing to say.Then, he turned his head and explained to Xu Wei decently: "Baby, just now this ugly woman laughed at our good friend."
Out of self-protection consciousness, Xu Wei chose to ignore Li Hanmo's crooked title, and only silently praised Li Hanmo's eloquence and acting skills in his heart.
Originally, he was worried that he would maintain his character as a little fool, and he would be restrained when dealing with Tan Fang, but now he found that Li Hanmo's combat effectiveness was beyond the limit.
Of course, he can't let his combat effectiveness be zero.
"So it looks like this!" Xu Wei raised his chin slightly, and looked down at Tan Fang condescendingly, "It's so ugly."
He spoke in the same tone as usual, with a little childishness. When he scolded Tan Fang, he looked like a child who was bullied and fought back. Everyone is spoiled too naively and arrogantly, not because they are out of their wits.
After scolding Tan Fangchou, Xu Wei's gaze moved down again, and landed on the arc in front of Tan Fang, with a look of disdain, "It's so small."
"You?!" Tan Fang originally wanted to habitually lift her front, which is her greatest capital. In the East, few women can have such a sexy hood.
She is D!It's D!
That's right, Tan Fang was the girl who purposely leaned in front of Li Hanmo, raised her head and poised her chest, and taught Li Hanmo about her knowledge.
However, compared to Xu Wei's G, Tan Fang has to admit that she is really small.
Obviously her evening dress is a low-cut design, and the gully easily created can be seen at a glance. It is obvious that Xu Wei's front is wrapped airtight, but the unusually proud curve is outlined by the tight fabric, which is particularly charming.
"Grandma Li and Uncle Li are right..." Xu Wei took a panoramic view of Tan Fang's increasingly pale face, and continued innocently and arrogantly: "People who like to laugh at others have ugly faces."
In a word, Xu Wei seemed to be just fighting for Li Hanmo's younger brother, but the message he conveyed was more than that simple.
In all fairness, Tan Fang was quite beautiful, more beautiful than the other girls present, if he simply called Tan Fang ugly, he would inevitably be suspected of calling other girls ugly.And if it is said that people who laugh at others have ugly faces, it implies that Tan Fang is ugly because of the faces that laugh at others, not the real appearance.
Not to mention, the other girls present are usually not as arrogant as the star-studded Tan Fang, laughing at other people's mediocre facial features, or the lack of femininity in front of them.
Therefore, as soon as Xu Wei said this, several girls couldn't help laughing out loud, feeling particularly elated.
When did Tan Fang suffer this kind of attack?Is the target of her attack or a stunner who is better than her in every way?
She couldn't stay any longer, so she just gave Xu Wei a vicious look, and then she thought she was a queen, raised her head abruptly, and left with a clatter of high heels.
After successfully teaching Tan Fang a lesson, Xu Wei was secretly pleased, and walked straight to the long table holding Li Hanmo's hand.
He wanted to eat a few more slices of the pork jerky that Li Hanmo gave him before.
Li Hanmo was like a roundworm in Xu Wei's stomach. Before Xu Wei reached out, he picked up a few slices of dried pork and handed it to Xu Wei's mouth.
Feeling that there was nothing to refuse, Xu Wei calmly opened his mouth to accept Li Hanmo's feeding.
Li Hanmo fed Xu Wei a few slices of dried pork, and peeled some lobsters and crabs, but he didn't eat any of them, and sent them all to Xu Wei's stomach, enjoying himself very much.
The "fake boyfriend" is also a boyfriend. Relying on his status as a boyfriend, he insists on hugging Xu Wei's slender waist, and even squeezes it cheaply from time to time.
The reason why Li Hanmo coaxed Xu Wei to pretend to be his girlfriend was not only to further anger Tan Fang, he also wanted to take the opportunity to touch Xu Wei here and there "rightly".
Xu Wei comforted himself with experience, it's okay to hug and pinch the waist, but you are afraid of hugging and pinching the glutinous rice balls after being touched?
Everyone looked at the two people who were mixed with honey, and they were all sour.The modern girls were really sour and surprised: they only knew that Li Hanmo should be very good at flirting, but they didn't know that Li Hanmo could be so considerate.
Li Hanmo's "righteousness" is not as simple as "feeding". After Xu Wei ate and drank enough, he was about to propose to go back when Li Hanmo hurriedly said: "Baby, did you notice that the group of young masters have been watching you?"
"Yes, what's the matter?" Xu Wei felt that there was nothing to make a fuss about, after all, the beauty he turned into was too stunning, not to mention these princes, even Li Hanmo was so fascinated by him that he went crazy?
"Not being able to love is the most painful thing. I think we should do something to completely cut off their unrealistic thoughts, so that they will not forget you in the next period of time."
Xu Wei finally sounded the alarm.
Li Hanmo seemed like someone who would think about these young masters?
"doing what?"
"Husband has a solution." Li Hanmo said, pulling Xu Wei into a small room.
This small room is for those who suffer from sudden illness. There is a small boat and several medical boxes in the room. Since it has not been used so far, the medical boxes are covered with dust.
Li Hanmo suddenly hugged Xu Wei by the waist, and seeing that the bed sheet was also dusty, he lay down on the small bed by himself, and let Xu Wei sit with his legs split, with his lower abdomen separated from the boat.
"What are you doing?!" Isn't this pose a pose for making trouble? !
"In order to completely stop those young masters from thinking about you, and help them change from long-term pain to short-term pain, let's pretend to be husband and wife!" Li Hanmo said happily, putting his hands on Xu Wei's waist Always be ready for action.
Xu Wei: "!!!" Using this method to completely cut off the thoughts of the young masters, isn't this too embarrassing and far-fetched? !But it really fits Li Hanmo's crazy style...
Okay, this is very Li Hanmo! ! !
I swear that Li Hanmo will kneel down if he can completely occupy his host straightly: ...Male lead, I feel like I'm going to kneel down for you...
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Yu Nianran also has a beautiful face and outstanding strength, but no one knows that Yu Nianran is an Alpha pretending to be O.
Su Zirui vowed not to have any contact with Yu Nianran until death, but the two were arranged to live in the same dormitory, which triggered a series of tragedies——
1. Su Zirui mistakenly took Yu Nianran's pheromone conversion agent and suffered from pheromone disorder. Yu Nianran's pheromone became his medicine, and the treatment method was regular [kissing], [marking]... etc. only happen to couples behavior between.
Su Zirui: "...I would rather die than submit! If you don't want to be beaten by me, stay away from me!"
Yu Nianran approached Su Zirui and quietly released the pheromone, "Do you really want me to go?"
Su Zirui, who couldn't stand the temptation of pheromones: "...Don't go! Kiss me, mark me." I will definitely refuse next time.
As a result, she relied on Yu Nianran's pheromones...
2. The two became more and more ambiguous, and Su Zirui was so teased by Yu Nianran that he slammed into the deer, and one day he mustered up the courage to confess: "Shall we be together? I am a powerful O, and I have the confidence to meet your needs in all aspects of life."
Yu Nianran readily agreed.
As a result, one day after the relationship between the two developed further, Su Zirui exploded with soreness all over his body, "Fuck you are Alpha!"
Yu Nianran gently pinched his waist for him, intriguing: "You make me very satisfied, and I know that I also make you very satisfied."
Su Zirui blushed, "..."
Suffering from taking the pheromone conversion agent by mistake, it was not the attack, and there was a reason for the attack.
Both the plot and the mini-theatre are sweet and cute, funny and sand sculptures, hehehehe!
His mouth and tongue seemed to have their own consciousness, first gently and eagerly grinding and sucking the beauty's lips, and then his tongue tried to pry open the beauty's lips to further attack the city.
The stunning beauty came back to her senses and shook her head vigorously trying to avoid Li Hanmo's kiss.
However, Li Hanmo has been bewitched by the beauty's sweetness to the point where he has no reason left, and his whole brain is almost occupied by instinct.
Driven by instinct, he ignored the beauty's struggle and resistance, and forcefully wrapped his arms around the beauty's waist with one hand, and grasped her two hands with the other, his body was tightly attached to the beauty, and his tongue was forced into the beauty's mouth. .
"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu who resisted, and tried to bite Li Hanmo's tongue hard.
Naihe, didn't bite...
A once-in-a-thousand-year qualification to kill a rabbit!
Xu Wei was furious.
It's just that the sharp rabbit teeth can't bite Li Hanmo's shoulder, but why can't even bite Li Hanmo's soft tongue!
That's right, this stunning beauty was Xu Weibian's. If he expected to be severely molested by Li Hanmo if he became a stunning beauty, Xu Wei would definitely not change.
Pooh!I thought Li Hanmo was serious when he was not ill!So many beautiful little girls circled around him without being moved.
It turned out that Li Hanmo's vision was too high!It would be revealed without meeting the stunning beauty he transformed into!
Xu Wei silently scolded Li Hanmo bloody in his heart, but soon he also lost his mind.
Because Li Hanmo's kiss became more and more intense, he gnawed, sucked and licked, his tongue never let go of any corner of his mouth, as if his body fluid was the only delicious nectar in the world, crazily absorbing it, That ferocious aura seemed to want to tear him apart.
Xu Wei was so tormented by Li Hanmo that his brain was starved of oxygen for a while, and the whole rabbit softened, leaning against Li Hanmo's chest obediently.
When Li Hanmo was finally willing to let go of Xu Weishi, both the person and the rabbit were panting and out of breath. In addition, there were silver threads hanging from the corners of their mouths, which showed how fierce and ferocious the kiss was.
Xu Wei sucked in the oxygen in big gulps, and after his body gradually regained his strength, he suddenly lifted his feet to a certain place near Li Hanmo.
This is the most vulnerable part of all men. What he used was brute force, not demonic force, so he couldn't believe that he couldn't hurt Li Hanmo.
However, Xu Wei couldn't hurt Li Hanmo in the end. Li Hanmo's limbs were too flexible, and he quickly grabbed Xu Wei's murderous leg.
"Wow! Xiao Weiwei is so cruel to me!" Li Hanmo pretended to be shocked, but he never let go of Xu Wei's leg. Touch, the little rabbit is full of treasures.
Oh~ So tender and smooth~ His little rabbit~ His little Weiwei~
Xu Wei was startled, and then suddenly realized that Li Hanmo had recognized him long ago.But the beautiful woman he turned into looked nothing like him.
Obscuring the eyes is a very rudimentary sorcery, even if Xu Wei lacks the soul and soul of a rabbit spirit, it is easy for Xu Wei to become a stunning beauty.
Moreover, since the first world Mu Ziyi likes to see pretty boys disguised as women, he has the experience of disguised as a woman, and he thought that the original owner of the first world was very delicate and beautiful, so he simply became the first one in the female version. The original owner of the world, and then modified himself to be more perfect through black magic.
But the looks and figures of the original owners of these two worlds are vastly different.
Xu Wei had a look of disbelief, and couldn't help but ask Li Hanmo, "How did you recognize me?"
"G cover bēi!" Li Hanmo patted Xu Wei flirtatiously... not the front curve, but the back curve, "The glutinous rice balls are assy!"
After patting her hands, she didn't stop, but instead rubbed the glutinous rice balls, feeling passionately without knowing it.
Still this feel!He was intoxicated.
Li Hanmo didn't say, he recognized Xu Wei the first time he saw the stunning beauty, it was a kind of intuition, just like everyone else, he has two eyes in front, but how powerful monsters and ghosts are going to attack from behind He almost never succeeds, because his instinct always tells him that there is danger behind him whenever he does, and it never goes wrong.
It was the latter that benefited from a talent that was once in a thousand years, and the former, that is, why he recognized Xu Wei at the first sight, Li Hanmo himself couldn't figure it out.
But no matter what, Li Hanmo will not doubt his intuition, after all his intuition has never been wrong.
Xu Wei was ashamed when he heard G, but Li Hanmo was even more blushing when he rubbed the glutinous rice dumpling in public.
What the hell do this kind of thing in front of the public restroom!Li Hanmo really wasn't afraid that the news that he was a lunatic would spread to the streets and alleys tomorrow.
And it's nothing more than rubbing the glutinous rice balls, the most important thing is to kiss him, or French tongue kiss, on the premise of recognizing him!
Regarding this, Xu Wei thought that Li Hanmo didn't like him, but fell ill!Thinking of this, he sued Li Hanmo angrily: "Since you recognized me, why did you still kiss me?"
Xu Wei was so angry that he didn't even want to call Li Hanmo "Brother Hanmo".
Li Hanmo was stunned for a moment, and fell into deep thought in a rare way.
When he recognized the little rabbit at the first sight, he subconsciously wanted to kiss the little rabbit's lips. For his own impulse, he reckoned that it was due to his love for Xu Wei...and regret.
"It's only natural for me to kiss you! What's the relationship between us? Your parents and my father are close friends, and you and I are also close friends. We are even closer to each other, so it's only natural to kiss Xiaozui!"
"It's not that I regret that I didn't care about you before, let alone kiss, I haven't even touched your little hand. Now I have to make up for myself...and you."
Xu Wei: "..." Thank you, I don't need your compensation, and I also refuse you to compensate yourself so neurotically.
Xu Wei felt that if Li Hanmo continued to be so neurotic, the world would collapse before it collapsed, but he would probably collapse first, so he continued to sue Li Hanmo with righteous indignation, vowing to make Li Hanmo realize how neurotic his behavior was, especially constituting sexual abuse丨Harassment, "You're lying, you obviously stick out your tongue. Although I'm not smart, I'm an adult. I'm sure a close friend wouldn't stick out his tongue to kiss!"
Recalling Li Hanmo's fiery tongue lingering in his mouth, twirling, dancing with his tongue, Xu Wei was angry and ashamed.
Stick out your tongue... After listening to Xu Wei's words, Li Hanmo couldn't help reminiscing about the incomparably wonderful taste just now. After a long while, he calmed down and analyzed his psychology just now.
It was just now that he lost control for the first time in his life, and all he could think about was possessing Xu Wei, going deep, no matter how deep he went, he no longer looked like himself.
To be honest, he was also surprised.In the beginning, he really just wanted to kiss the little rabbit's lips and then parted, teasing the little rabbit who had turned into a stunning beauty.
Could it be that Xu Weibian's beauty is too stunning?
That's not right, it's easy for a spirit to turn into a stunning beauty. When he was slaying demons in the past, it's not like he didn't meet a spirit that turned into a beautiful beauty and tried to confuse him. Generally out of control.
Li Hanmo involuntarily stared straight at Xu Wei's stunning face, as if answering Xu Wei's question, and also as if asking himself: "It's probably the beauty of Xiao Wei, who gave me a kind of familiarity at first sight." Feel it."
hit it off?Could it be that there is a woman in this world who looks similar to the original owner of the first world?Xu Wei was stunned.
As soon as the mosaic was eliminated, he dutifully followed the dynamic system of his host and the male protagonist, and snorted when he heard the words: Tsk, I hit you off right away or something, I'm tired of hearing this kind of strike-up talk!
Mosaic then added: I just want to see you every morning when I wake up. Pony is tired of listening to this kind of fooling little girls and boys.
You are so right!The system couldn't help but started chatting: For example, in the four batches of small Huangwen, Mu Ziyi, Zhou Zhenjue and Li Hanmo, there was no winner in the fight, no winner in the comparison of size, no winner in the comparison of time, and no winner in the competition of technology. There was still no match, and finally decided to share my host tacitly.That's how the three of them fooled my host at that time——
Mu Ziyi: "The three of us just want to be able to see you every morning when we wake up, but if I don't see you one morning, my life will be worse than death."
Zhou Zhenjue: "I'm in so much pain."
Li Hanmo: "I committed suicide."
Two or three of these people had the idea of committing suicide. When the host heard the words, his heart was broken on the spot, and his heart was pierced by a knife. Looking at the other, he said like a strong man going to death, "I don't care about etiquette, shame, ethics, and morality. From now on, the four of us will fall asleep together, and none of us will be left behind!"
Mosaic immediately echoed: Why did the four fall asleep together, and it would be strange if they didn't wipe their guns and go off!
The system sang the double reeds in coordination: In this way, my host was fooled by the three qin receivers and opened the door to a new world. Since then, it's not that he doesn't care about etiquette, justice, shame, ethics and morality, but that he doesn't know what it is at all, and is immersed in the four batches. I can't extricate myself from it!Why do you just want to see you every morning when you wake up, even though the four of you sing and sing almost every night, and don't sleep at all at night, why do you wake up?
Mosaic: Yes!In order to enjoy the four batches, they changed the bed to be about the size of an ordinary person's room.The bottom bed is the main battlefield, a battlefield that can hold four people, everyone knows it.
System: In addition, the sofa was also replaced with a bigger one. Everyone knows that the sofa is tired.Not long after, the dining table got bigger, the stove got bigger, the bathroom got bigger, the mirror got bigger, the chandelier got bigger, and my host’s shout was deafeningly loud!
Mosaic: It was agreed that I just want to see you every morning?
System: What did you say you hit it off?
The system scoffed at Li Hanmo's old-fashioned approach to strike up a conversation, but he didn't know that Li Hanmo, who was talking nonsense every day, actually said these words from the bottom of his heart.
Li Hanmo really felt that the beautiful woman Xu Wei turned into made him quite familiar and nostalgic...
Like the system, Xu Wei remained skeptical of Li Hanmo's explanation, even if the beauty he turned into was so stunning that Li Hanmo fell in love at first sight, Li Hanmo shouldn't kiss him French, "You know it's me, but you still treat me like that, you It's a pervert!"
After cursing this sentence, he suddenly felt very happy.
Finally, he could call Li Hanmo a pervert without destroying his character design.
Li Hanmo was so choked that he couldn't refute, so he changed the subject and said, "Xiao Weiwei turned into a stunning beauty because she wanted to piss off Tan Fang?"
He remembered that Xiao Weiwei fought back against Tan Fangchou just now.
"Yes!" Xu Weibian groaned like a child playing with his temper: "That ugly woman named Tan Fang dared to call me stupid because she was the most beautiful girl in the audience! Let her call me stupid I will become a prettier girl and steal her limelight!"
"Then in front of you..." Li Hanmo stared at the arc in front of Xu Wei with a half-smile.
"I just saw that he always stood up in front of you, and he was very proud. The other young masters also kept staring at the front of her. The other girls were not as conspicuous as her, so I thought it should be as conspicuous as possible."
Of course, with the blessing of witchcraft, Xu Wei doesn't need props like silicone like in the first world.
Li Hanmo couldn't help but "puchi—" laughed, and then rubbed the glutinous rice dumpling with one hand, and the curve in front with the other.
Well, they're all G cover bēi, they're all soft and glutinous, so they're all glutinous rice dumplings.
Touching the glutinous rice dumpling again, and touching the arc in front, the scene of the two of them is comparable to the scene of a special movie!
It's a pity that Li Hanmo, a straight steel straight man, has no such awareness at all.
"Xiao Weiwei, the front is also a part of your body that has changed? You have become smaller, but the glutinous rice balls have not become smaller. That means the flesh on your hands, waist and legs has all moved to the front? "
Neuropathy will not be ashamed, let alone be bound by propriety, integrity, and ethics, and will only follow instinct without psychological burden.
Li Hanmo didn't have the time to analyze how perverted his words were, and how much he felt about Xu Wei's behavior. He just thought that he was equivalent to rubbing the bunny's glutinous rice balls, and rubbing his hands, waist and legs at this moment. Excited and excited.
Xu Wei: "..." Why? !Why is Li Hanmo always unaware that he is sexually harassing him? !
System: Male lead, you fucking can really eat my host's tofu without knowing it!The day you take full possession of my host straight and straight, I will kneel down for you!
"You're perverted!!!" Xu Wei couldn't bear it anymore, pushed away Li Hanmo's two salty pig's trotters, and hurried to the banquet hall.
The sooner he sees others, the sooner he can get out of the clutches of crazy Li Hanmo.
"Oh? Why is Xiao Weiwei so estranged from me! We are close friends! Let me take it for granted!" Li Hanmo felt a little wronged.
Wherever the little rabbit wants to touch him, he is willing to let the little rabbit touch it!
It seems that there is still a long way to go to train a little rabbit to become a "crazy pamperer"!Little Rabbit's love for his best friend is far less than his love for Little Rabbit's best friend!
Ugh!
But no matter how wronged he was, Li Hanmo would not allow the little rabbit to be taken advantage of by other young masters. For this kind of possessiveness, Li Hanmo analyzed it as the protection of his best friend by "crazy demons who spoil their best friends".
He immediately caught up with Xu Wei, took Xu Wei's hand to hold his own, and smiled inexplicably wickedly, "That ugly woman is so obsessed with me, you can even piss her off by pretending to be my girlfriend."
This suggestion and reason were impeccable, Xu Wei could not refuse no matter how reluctant he was.
It's okay to hold hands, even if the glutinous rice dumplings are touched, are you afraid of holding hands?
Xu Wei comforted himself.
Maybe one day in the future, he has to comfort himself so much after being tormented by Li Hanmo: It's okay to touch the glutinous rice dumpling, but even if Xiaoju's hair is covered by that, why is he afraid of touching the glutinous rice dumpling?
So Xu Wei walked into the banquet hall with Li Hanmo's arm in a somewhat compliant manner.
Immediately, the two firmly held everyone's eyes.
The sons and brothers stared straight at Xu Wei, and they had already thrown Tan Fang out of the sky.The modern girls stared at Xu Wei with the same hatred, wishing to saw off his hand that was holding Li Hanmo's arm so affectionately.
"Introduce me, my girlfriend." This was one of the few times when Li Hanmo took the initiative to speak up, and when he announced his relationship with Xu Wei, even if it was fake, he was very proud and sweet.
Hearing the words, the sons and brothers were as sour as the modern girls:
Does this Li Hanmo want to be so beautiful? !It's nothing more than the girls in the YMCA adoring him, but he even made a stunner girlfriend! !
Li Hanmo coaxed Xu Wei to pretend to be his girlfriend not to satisfy his vanity, so he didn't pay attention to the jealous expressions of his sons and daughters, and just as Xu Wei wanted, he immediately brought Xu Wei to Tan Fang.
The elder brother who was still protecting Tan Fang just now couldn't help pushing Tan Fang away, as if he was afraid that Xu Wei would misunderstand that he and Tan Fang had an ambiguous relationship.Stretching out his hand, he wanted to shake hands with Xu Wei with enthusiasm and blushing, "Hello, my name is XXX, the son of the XXX family."
Xu Wei ignored the other party.
When Tan Fang scolded him for being stupid, this son tried his best to defend Tan Fang.
Li Hanmo also gave the young master a cold look, thinking that this person dared to take advantage of his girlfriend in front of him!
Tan Fang, who had just returned to the stars, was left in the cold in a blink of an eye, especially when she was pushed away by the young master, her face turned blue and pale with anger.
Men are really unreliable!
Gritting her teeth, just as this thought flashed through her mind, she heard Li Hanmo sneering at herself again: "My Xiaowei was turned off by you, so he went back first. He happened to meet my girlfriend downstairs, so he told my girlfriend Lou There is a very ugly woman in the sky, no, my girlfriend wants to come up to see you."
The restroom is located at the top of the stairs, which is where the entrance of the banquet hall is located. Li Hanmo's nonsense lies are not flawed.
Ugly woman? !
This is the first time someone commented on Tan Fang like this, and Tan Fang was so angry that she immediately cursed: "A fool is a fool! I only know to find someone else when I am wronged!"
"You misunderstood ugly women. My Xiaowei just told my girlfriend that there was an ugly woman upstairs. My girlfriend is so beautiful, I wonder what an ugly woman looks like." Li Hanmo said a few words, Tan Fang, who was so eloquent, had nothing to say.Then, he turned his head and explained to Xu Wei decently: "Baby, just now this ugly woman laughed at our good friend."
Out of self-protection consciousness, Xu Wei chose to ignore Li Hanmo's crooked title, and only silently praised Li Hanmo's eloquence and acting skills in his heart.
Originally, he was worried that he would maintain his character as a little fool, and he would be restrained when dealing with Tan Fang, but now he found that Li Hanmo's combat effectiveness was beyond the limit.
Of course, he can't let his combat effectiveness be zero.
"So it looks like this!" Xu Wei raised his chin slightly, and looked down at Tan Fang condescendingly, "It's so ugly."
He spoke in the same tone as usual, with a little childishness. When he scolded Tan Fang, he looked like a child who was bullied and fought back. Everyone is spoiled too naively and arrogantly, not because they are out of their wits.
After scolding Tan Fangchou, Xu Wei's gaze moved down again, and landed on the arc in front of Tan Fang, with a look of disdain, "It's so small."
"You?!" Tan Fang originally wanted to habitually lift her front, which is her greatest capital. In the East, few women can have such a sexy hood.
She is D!It's D!
That's right, Tan Fang was the girl who purposely leaned in front of Li Hanmo, raised her head and poised her chest, and taught Li Hanmo about her knowledge.
However, compared to Xu Wei's G, Tan Fang has to admit that she is really small.
Obviously her evening dress is a low-cut design, and the gully easily created can be seen at a glance. It is obvious that Xu Wei's front is wrapped airtight, but the unusually proud curve is outlined by the tight fabric, which is particularly charming.
"Grandma Li and Uncle Li are right..." Xu Wei took a panoramic view of Tan Fang's increasingly pale face, and continued innocently and arrogantly: "People who like to laugh at others have ugly faces."
In a word, Xu Wei seemed to be just fighting for Li Hanmo's younger brother, but the message he conveyed was more than that simple.
In all fairness, Tan Fang was quite beautiful, more beautiful than the other girls present, if he simply called Tan Fang ugly, he would inevitably be suspected of calling other girls ugly.And if it is said that people who laugh at others have ugly faces, it implies that Tan Fang is ugly because of the faces that laugh at others, not the real appearance.
Not to mention, the other girls present are usually not as arrogant as the star-studded Tan Fang, laughing at other people's mediocre facial features, or the lack of femininity in front of them.
Therefore, as soon as Xu Wei said this, several girls couldn't help laughing out loud, feeling particularly elated.
When did Tan Fang suffer this kind of attack?Is the target of her attack or a stunner who is better than her in every way?
She couldn't stay any longer, so she just gave Xu Wei a vicious look, and then she thought she was a queen, raised her head abruptly, and left with a clatter of high heels.
After successfully teaching Tan Fang a lesson, Xu Wei was secretly pleased, and walked straight to the long table holding Li Hanmo's hand.
He wanted to eat a few more slices of the pork jerky that Li Hanmo gave him before.
Li Hanmo was like a roundworm in Xu Wei's stomach. Before Xu Wei reached out, he picked up a few slices of dried pork and handed it to Xu Wei's mouth.
Feeling that there was nothing to refuse, Xu Wei calmly opened his mouth to accept Li Hanmo's feeding.
Li Hanmo fed Xu Wei a few slices of dried pork, and peeled some lobsters and crabs, but he didn't eat any of them, and sent them all to Xu Wei's stomach, enjoying himself very much.
The "fake boyfriend" is also a boyfriend. Relying on his status as a boyfriend, he insists on hugging Xu Wei's slender waist, and even squeezes it cheaply from time to time.
The reason why Li Hanmo coaxed Xu Wei to pretend to be his girlfriend was not only to further anger Tan Fang, he also wanted to take the opportunity to touch Xu Wei here and there "rightly".
Xu Wei comforted himself with experience, it's okay to hug and pinch the waist, but you are afraid of hugging and pinching the glutinous rice balls after being touched?
Everyone looked at the two people who were mixed with honey, and they were all sour.The modern girls were really sour and surprised: they only knew that Li Hanmo should be very good at flirting, but they didn't know that Li Hanmo could be so considerate.
Li Hanmo's "righteousness" is not as simple as "feeding". After Xu Wei ate and drank enough, he was about to propose to go back when Li Hanmo hurriedly said: "Baby, did you notice that the group of young masters have been watching you?"
"Yes, what's the matter?" Xu Wei felt that there was nothing to make a fuss about, after all, the beauty he turned into was too stunning, not to mention these princes, even Li Hanmo was so fascinated by him that he went crazy?
"Not being able to love is the most painful thing. I think we should do something to completely cut off their unrealistic thoughts, so that they will not forget you in the next period of time."
Xu Wei finally sounded the alarm.
Li Hanmo seemed like someone who would think about these young masters?
"doing what?"
"Husband has a solution." Li Hanmo said, pulling Xu Wei into a small room.
This small room is for those who suffer from sudden illness. There is a small boat and several medical boxes in the room. Since it has not been used so far, the medical boxes are covered with dust.
Li Hanmo suddenly hugged Xu Wei by the waist, and seeing that the bed sheet was also dusty, he lay down on the small bed by himself, and let Xu Wei sit with his legs split, with his lower abdomen separated from the boat.
"What are you doing?!" Isn't this pose a pose for making trouble? !
"In order to completely stop those young masters from thinking about you, and help them change from long-term pain to short-term pain, let's pretend to be husband and wife!" Li Hanmo said happily, putting his hands on Xu Wei's waist Always be ready for action.
Xu Wei: "!!!" Using this method to completely cut off the thoughts of the young masters, isn't this too embarrassing and far-fetched? !But it really fits Li Hanmo's crazy style...
Okay, this is very Li Hanmo! ! !
I swear that Li Hanmo will kneel down if he can completely occupy his host straightly: ...Male lead, I feel like I'm going to kneel down for you...
The author has something to say: ahhhh~~~ I beg to support another high-sweet ABO article "The Pheromone of the Enemy" The only thing that doesn't go well with the winner is that he meets his deadly opponent Yu Nianran.
Yu Nianran also has a beautiful face and outstanding strength, but no one knows that Yu Nianran is an Alpha pretending to be O.
Su Zirui vowed not to have any contact with Yu Nianran until death, but the two were arranged to live in the same dormitory, which triggered a series of tragedies——
1. Su Zirui mistakenly took Yu Nianran's pheromone conversion agent and suffered from pheromone disorder. Yu Nianran's pheromone became his medicine, and the treatment method was regular [kissing], [marking]... etc. only happen to couples behavior between.
Su Zirui: "...I would rather die than submit! If you don't want to be beaten by me, stay away from me!"
Yu Nianran approached Su Zirui and quietly released the pheromone, "Do you really want me to go?"
Su Zirui, who couldn't stand the temptation of pheromones: "...Don't go! Kiss me, mark me." I will definitely refuse next time.
As a result, she relied on Yu Nianran's pheromones...
2. The two became more and more ambiguous, and Su Zirui was so teased by Yu Nianran that he slammed into the deer, and one day he mustered up the courage to confess: "Shall we be together? I am a powerful O, and I have the confidence to meet your needs in all aspects of life."
Yu Nianran readily agreed.
As a result, one day after the relationship between the two developed further, Su Zirui exploded with soreness all over his body, "Fuck you are Alpha!"
Yu Nianran gently pinched his waist for him, intriguing: "You make me very satisfied, and I know that I also make you very satisfied."
Su Zirui blushed, "..."
Suffering from taking the pheromone conversion agent by mistake, it was not the attack, and there was a reason for the attack.
Both the plot and the mini-theatre are sweet and cute, funny and sand sculptures, hehehehe!
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