Male protagonist Tianshen operation [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 75: February 3, Feng Shui Unruly Handsome Celestial Master - 3
Xu Wei didn't know that he kept emphasizing that he was not happy at all, which actually hurt Li Hanmo's self-esteem as a man;
Li Hanmo didn't know that as a straight man, he cared so much about his skills that he didn't make the male Xu Wei happy. In fact, he couldn't explain it with the psychology of pampering his brother.
Li Hanmo, whose self-esteem was severely thwarted, could not be refused this time more than any previous time, even if Xu Wei wanted to cry without tears and said to himself, "Xiao Weiwei is very happy! Xiao Weiwei was helped by Brother Hanmo with his hands. Ascension! Brother Hanmo is awesome! Brother Hanmo is mighty! Xiao Weiwei loves Brother Hanmo the most!", but Li Hanmo couldn't make his decision.
"I'm not sure if Xiao Weiwei was happy or not last time, but I'm sure Xiao Weiwei rejected me to help with my hands!" Li Hanmo stared at Xu Wei steadfastly, frowning so seriously that he seemed to be able to wring out water, "So Today I have to use my mouth, vowing to let Xiao Weiwei dream of me helping!"
Xu Wei was startled, thousands of grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart.
You let your daring good brother dream of you helping him with your mouth, instead of dreaming of having sex with a female rabbit. Is this normal? !Straight guy? !
Li Hanmo didn't have the heart to think so much, he devoted all his mind to bringing Xu Wei the supreme happiness, and re-establishing his glory as the old Gong, uh, good brother.
Xu Wei was imprisoned by his iron-like body, but before he started, he had made some psychological preparations.
Come on, Li Hanmo!Let your precious daughter-in-law, er, your best friend fall for your ventriloquist!
System & Mosaic: Come on, Brother Toothpick!Let your precious daughter-in-law, er, a good brother who is utterly devoted to you, fall for your ventriloquism, and accept your toothpick!
Li Hanmo: I will admit that I am a toothpick if I don't let mosaic kidney deficiency in the future!
When his eyes touched Xu Wei's soft red lips, Li Hanmo couldn't help but recall Xu Wei's sweet and delicious taste, so he kissed her like a ghost...
Xu Wei finally persuaded himself to accept Li Hanmo's help with his mouth, but unexpectedly, Li Hanmo forced him to kiss him again.He was stunned, and immediately struggled desperately when he came back to his senses.
Why did Li Hanmo kiss him again?The situation now is different from before!
Before he turned into a stunning beauty, when he was kissed by Li Hanmo, he thought that Li Hanmo didn't recognize him. Later, although he knew that Li Hanmo recognized him, the kiss was over.In other words, at that time, there was the buffer of the "woman" as a fig leaf, and the impact he received was not that great. Now that there is not even half a fig leaf, the impact he received was several times that of before.
"Hmm... don't kiss me..." Xu Wei dodged desperately, "Don't let me go and bite you to death!"
In order to take care of your mental illness, I have reluctantly accepted your help with your mouth. Let’s just think it’s just that you just want to bring happiness to your good friend who is utterly faithful, without any ambiguous and charming feelings, but you still want to kiss me That's too much.
Kissing is often only performed by people who are in love, okay? !
Li Hanmo actually didn't understand himself a bit.
Before he saw the stunning beauty that Xu Wei had turned into, he fell in love with him at first sight, and the inexplicable nostalgia and infatuation were true, but now he could clearly see Xu Wei's face, a good brother who took care of him wholeheartedly, a male, but he still had a strong desire to pick it up.
"This is a pre-dinner dessert, Xiao Weiwei..."
All the cells in his body are clamoring for Xu Wei, Li Hanmo intends to suppress the doubts in his heart first, and fool the little rabbit to follow his instinct.
"Last time I had no experience, so I forgot to serve the pre-dinner dessert first. Everything should be done step by step. Serve the dessert first to relax your body and stimulate your appetite, and then serve the main meal. Xiao Weiwei will be happier."
Xu Wei: I like to go straight to dinner simply and rudely, thank you.
"Xiao Weiwei is so sweet, I'm going crazy..." Before Xu Wei could think of a reason to refute and stop Li Hanmo, Li Hanmo fell into a state of loss of control again, and pressed his hot lips to him again.
This time he kissed very devoutly, as if he was unwrapping an extremely precious treasure.
He gently licks, sucks, and grinds Xu Wei's lips, each stroke is full of cherishing for Xu Wei, and at the same time, he can't help pulling Xu Wei's hand and clasping his fingers tightly, kind of like a lifetime The feeling of being tightly bound with Xu Wei.
Xu Weizheng wanted to use brute force to bite Li Hanmo's mouth hard, but inexplicably felt that Li Hanmo's kisses were constantly conveying fiery love to him.
He seemed to be startled by this sincere love, and suddenly couldn't bite Li Hanmo's mouth, and the next second, he was dragged into a thick mist by Li Hanmo's kiss.He was really kissed so much that he couldn't help relaxing himself, his mind was dazed and blank.
Seeing that Xu Wei gradually relaxed, Li Hanmo felt relieved, pried open Xu Wei's lips with his tongue and rushed in.
He lingered fiercely in Xu Wei's mouth, tasted the sweetness of Xu Wei's body fluid to his heart's content, and attacked the city wantonly.
He kissed for a long time and deeply, until he realized that Xu Wei was about to suffocate, then he reluctantly let go.
However, he didn't stop, he was eager to explore every inch of the treasure.
God, every inch of the treasure makes him intoxicated and crazy...
"Huh?!" It took Xu Wei a while to come out of the mist of passionate kisses, only to be shocked to find that the scope of Li Hanmo's kisses and caresses was really too wide.
This is definitely beyond the scope of purely wanting to bring happiness to good brothers who take care of each other. This is simply too much like the tenderness between lovers!
Xu Wei was unavoidably a little uneasy, but he couldn't break free from Li Hanmo's imprisonment.
Li Hanmo seemed to have turned into a wild beast, frantically leaving his own aura on the treasure, marking and declaring sovereignty. This kind of possessiveness is simply the emotion that a male will have for his only lover.
"Little Weiwei, this is the second pre-dinner dessert..." Li Hanmo's voice was low and hoarse, he didn't realize that the love he conveyed every time he left his breath was not like the kind of love that belongs to friendship, but like a couple The kind of love between:
Tenderness, warmth, sincerity.
Xu Weixian was helpless and had no choice but to give up struggling. After all, no matter how hard he struggled, it was useless. Then, he really couldn't struggle, because Li Hanmo's ventriloquist was so perfect that he was forced to reach the peak.
Then, Li Hanmo's eyes became darker.
He stared straight at the front of the treasure, with a devout attitude to embrace the whole world, and with the determination to rebuild his glory, he started the topic exchange——
In the end, not only Li Hanmo went crazy, but also Xu Wei!
Last time Li Hanmo made Xu Wei uncontrollably happy, this time it is equivalent to magnifying the happiness from last time!
Soon he couldn't help making a sound, the sound was soft and sweet, revealing a little grievance, "Brother Han Mo...it's impossible..."
But the paradox is that the next sentence is full of excitement, "There... so... so amazing! &%¥@*..."
No matter how hard Xu Wei tried his best, his self-control was finally defeated by Li Hanmo's peak ventriloquism, and he couldn't help shouting countless endless words.
Li Hanmo has never dared to let go. At this moment, the thought of "re-establishing the glory" completely gives way to "bring Xu Wei the supreme happiness", which can make Xu Wei go crazy with joy. Li Hanmo is not only proud, but more What he wants is satisfaction, as if Xu Wei is happy when he is happy, and he wishes that the value of his existence and the meaning of life is to make Xu Wei happy.
"Ahhh——" Xu Wei was so happy that he "poof—" returned to his real rabbit body before seeing the aurora.
However, Li Hanmo has no psychological burden at all, and still concentrates on pleasing Xu Wei. The sight of people and animals being tired of patting in front of him, and the sight of giving a rabbit those hot eyes with his mouth makes him even more excited.
"Ahhh!!!" Xu Wei finally saw the aurora, and Li Hanmo gulped it in, as if he was swallowing some fine nectar with relish.
It took Xu Wei a long time to come back to his senses. When he regained his senses, he was lying in Li Hanmo's arms with his real rabbit body. Li Hanmo couldn't let go of his fluffy head and back, stroking his fluffy head and back again and again, like taking medicine can not stop.
The whole body of the little rabbit is full of treasures. When it becomes a human, its skin is as creamy as glutinous rice dumpling. When it returns to its real body, its whole body is fluffy and feels very comfortable to the touch.
"Xiao Weiwei, shall I use my mouth to make you happy this time?"
"..." Xu Wei was thinking about how to answer, feeling that whether it was an affirmative answer or a negative answer, he was digging a hole for himself.
Seeing this, the system helplessly persuaded its host:
"Host, you should tell the truth. If you tell the truth that you are happy, at most you will be often used by Li Hanmo in the future. If you say you are not happy, Li Hanmo is likely to have a real fight! And even if you are a real rabbit , I have a hunch that he can do that to you! Human-beast sex and transvestite should not be able to stop him!"
Xu Wei believed in the system's intuition, because this was too Li Hanmo!
So in the end, Xu Wei finally broke the pot and threw it all out, "Xiao Weiwei is very happy! Xiao Weiwei has seen so many auroras! Brother Hanmo is awesome! Brother Hanmo is mighty! Xiaoweiwei loves Brother Hanmo the most !"
It really hurts more and more.
Li Hanmo laughed loudly, "From then on, I will help you every day, Xiao Weiwei."
"..." Xu Wei knew this would be the result.
But he didn't dare to refuse, because if he refused, Li Hanmo would think that he was not happy enough, which would make his little orange lose his life.
Whatever he said, he had to keep Xiaoju's hair!
Undoubtedly, in the following days, Li Hanmo used his mouth to help every day, rain or shine, not only once a day, but he was still not happy when Xu Wei advised him to rest. realm.
The system comforted Xu Wei to at least keep Xiaoju's hair, and Xu Wei could only comfort himself in this way.
Just when Xu Wei gradually got used to this kind of unscrupulous life, and worked with the system to make suggestions and strategies to guide Li Hanmo to devote himself to his destined career, Xu Wei suddenly became strange——
Originally, he was used to going out at night, but now he just wanted to sleep after dinner;
His appetite is also larger than usual, and his taste is quite different from before. In the past, he preferred sweet food, but now he prefers all kinds of hot and sour food;
He also retched from time to time;
The most terrible thing is that the arc in front of him sometimes has a dull pain, as if he is about to ask for a baby girl.
Xu Wei became more and more uneasy, and one day he asked the system in a panic: "System, did Li Hanmo screw me up? I suspect I'm pregnant!"
The system was taken aback, and after a long while, he couldn't say a word: "Host, I can guarantee that Li Hanmo didn't cheat on you, let alone cheating, every time he uses his mouth to help you, he is sober. The key is, the host You are male, even if Li Han Momi raped you, you still can't get pregnant!"
"That's right." Xu Wei was relieved, but soon raised his heart again, "Then why do my recent symptoms look so pregnancy-like?"
"...Could it be a false pregnancy? I've heard that when a rabbit is kissed and stroked on the back, it will show symptoms of false pregnancy. Li Hanmo kisses and strokes your back often, it's like taking drugs."
The system guessed sideways, but as soon as the words fell, they denied it again and again.
"No, false pregnancy can only appear in female rabbits or female rabbit demons. You are a male rabbit demon."
The so-called false pregnancy of the female rabbit means that the female rabbit is actually not pregnant, but will have a series of psychological symptoms of pregnancy reactions. This is not fatal, but very troublesome. After the false pregnancy, the female rabbit will lose her mind and firmly believe that she is pregnant. The female rabbit demon who has opened up her intelligence is no exception.
"I'm really not pregnant?" Xu Wei asked again in a daze.
System: "...Host, don't scare the baby, you are male! You will not be pregnant or pregnant! You must remember!"
Xu Weideng came to his senses immediately, "Yes, yes, I am male, even if Li Hanmo's hair hurts Xiaoju, she will not be pregnant."
The system breathed a sigh of relief, but it never expected that Xu Wei sometimes firmly believed that he was pregnant, and sometimes reminded himself that he would not be pregnant with reason. Over and over again, the system suspected that the host of his family was infected with mental illness by Li Hanmo.
In addition, Xu Wei's pregnancy reaction never disappeared.
"Ouch—" At the dining table, Xu Wei suddenly retched again.
"What's wrong, little Weiwei?" Li Hanmo patted Xu Wei's back distressedly.
Grandma Li was also very distressed, and couldn't help muttering: "I checked him and he is fine, but why does this child seem to be ashamed of the little girl's family?"
Hearing this, Li Wenying looked at Li Hanmo patting Xu Wei's back, and naturally thought of the phenomenon of "false pregnancy" between the female rabbit and the female rabbit demon.
He laughed.
See what he is thinking, Xiao Wei is a male rabbit monster.etc!
Li Wenying suddenly thought of a serious problem: Xu Weique has one soul and one soul!
Li Wenying turned pale with shock, and was about to ask about Xu Wei's condition, but Xu Wei's reason was completely destroyed by Grandma Li's words, "Why does this child seem to be offended by a little girl's family?"
He stood up suddenly, and said to Li Hanmo: "Li Hanmo, come up here, I have something to say to you."
With that said, he went upstairs.
Grandma Li and Li Wenying looked at each other.
Why didn't this kid call Li Hanmo "Brother Hanmo" suddenly?In addition, the tone of speech, why is it so like a wife talking to a wronged husband?
Of course, Li Hanmo also felt something strange, and he was very happy when he followed Xu Wei upstairs.
Xiao Weiwei's tone of voice just now is so cute!
As a result, as soon as he entered the room, Xu Wei threw a pillow at him and complained aggrievedly: "Li Hanmo, I am pregnant! You are responsible!"
The author has something to say: Little Theater:
System: "Male lead, don't get me wrong, my host is a real male rabbit, he's just a fake pregnancy, you don't have to be responsible.
Li Hanmo: "Wow! I was promoted to 'husband' and 'father' at the same time!"
System: "How did I forget that you are crazy."
Later, a short life of wife and children will start~~Although Xu Wei can't give birth to a child, the child can be borrowed hahaha~
Li Hanmo didn't know that as a straight man, he cared so much about his skills that he didn't make the male Xu Wei happy. In fact, he couldn't explain it with the psychology of pampering his brother.
Li Hanmo, whose self-esteem was severely thwarted, could not be refused this time more than any previous time, even if Xu Wei wanted to cry without tears and said to himself, "Xiao Weiwei is very happy! Xiao Weiwei was helped by Brother Hanmo with his hands. Ascension! Brother Hanmo is awesome! Brother Hanmo is mighty! Xiao Weiwei loves Brother Hanmo the most!", but Li Hanmo couldn't make his decision.
"I'm not sure if Xiao Weiwei was happy or not last time, but I'm sure Xiao Weiwei rejected me to help with my hands!" Li Hanmo stared at Xu Wei steadfastly, frowning so seriously that he seemed to be able to wring out water, "So Today I have to use my mouth, vowing to let Xiao Weiwei dream of me helping!"
Xu Wei was startled, thousands of grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart.
You let your daring good brother dream of you helping him with your mouth, instead of dreaming of having sex with a female rabbit. Is this normal? !Straight guy? !
Li Hanmo didn't have the heart to think so much, he devoted all his mind to bringing Xu Wei the supreme happiness, and re-establishing his glory as the old Gong, uh, good brother.
Xu Wei was imprisoned by his iron-like body, but before he started, he had made some psychological preparations.
Come on, Li Hanmo!Let your precious daughter-in-law, er, your best friend fall for your ventriloquist!
System & Mosaic: Come on, Brother Toothpick!Let your precious daughter-in-law, er, a good brother who is utterly devoted to you, fall for your ventriloquism, and accept your toothpick!
Li Hanmo: I will admit that I am a toothpick if I don't let mosaic kidney deficiency in the future!
When his eyes touched Xu Wei's soft red lips, Li Hanmo couldn't help but recall Xu Wei's sweet and delicious taste, so he kissed her like a ghost...
Xu Wei finally persuaded himself to accept Li Hanmo's help with his mouth, but unexpectedly, Li Hanmo forced him to kiss him again.He was stunned, and immediately struggled desperately when he came back to his senses.
Why did Li Hanmo kiss him again?The situation now is different from before!
Before he turned into a stunning beauty, when he was kissed by Li Hanmo, he thought that Li Hanmo didn't recognize him. Later, although he knew that Li Hanmo recognized him, the kiss was over.In other words, at that time, there was the buffer of the "woman" as a fig leaf, and the impact he received was not that great. Now that there is not even half a fig leaf, the impact he received was several times that of before.
"Hmm... don't kiss me..." Xu Wei dodged desperately, "Don't let me go and bite you to death!"
In order to take care of your mental illness, I have reluctantly accepted your help with your mouth. Let’s just think it’s just that you just want to bring happiness to your good friend who is utterly faithful, without any ambiguous and charming feelings, but you still want to kiss me That's too much.
Kissing is often only performed by people who are in love, okay? !
Li Hanmo actually didn't understand himself a bit.
Before he saw the stunning beauty that Xu Wei had turned into, he fell in love with him at first sight, and the inexplicable nostalgia and infatuation were true, but now he could clearly see Xu Wei's face, a good brother who took care of him wholeheartedly, a male, but he still had a strong desire to pick it up.
"This is a pre-dinner dessert, Xiao Weiwei..."
All the cells in his body are clamoring for Xu Wei, Li Hanmo intends to suppress the doubts in his heart first, and fool the little rabbit to follow his instinct.
"Last time I had no experience, so I forgot to serve the pre-dinner dessert first. Everything should be done step by step. Serve the dessert first to relax your body and stimulate your appetite, and then serve the main meal. Xiao Weiwei will be happier."
Xu Wei: I like to go straight to dinner simply and rudely, thank you.
"Xiao Weiwei is so sweet, I'm going crazy..." Before Xu Wei could think of a reason to refute and stop Li Hanmo, Li Hanmo fell into a state of loss of control again, and pressed his hot lips to him again.
This time he kissed very devoutly, as if he was unwrapping an extremely precious treasure.
He gently licks, sucks, and grinds Xu Wei's lips, each stroke is full of cherishing for Xu Wei, and at the same time, he can't help pulling Xu Wei's hand and clasping his fingers tightly, kind of like a lifetime The feeling of being tightly bound with Xu Wei.
Xu Weizheng wanted to use brute force to bite Li Hanmo's mouth hard, but inexplicably felt that Li Hanmo's kisses were constantly conveying fiery love to him.
He seemed to be startled by this sincere love, and suddenly couldn't bite Li Hanmo's mouth, and the next second, he was dragged into a thick mist by Li Hanmo's kiss.He was really kissed so much that he couldn't help relaxing himself, his mind was dazed and blank.
Seeing that Xu Wei gradually relaxed, Li Hanmo felt relieved, pried open Xu Wei's lips with his tongue and rushed in.
He lingered fiercely in Xu Wei's mouth, tasted the sweetness of Xu Wei's body fluid to his heart's content, and attacked the city wantonly.
He kissed for a long time and deeply, until he realized that Xu Wei was about to suffocate, then he reluctantly let go.
However, he didn't stop, he was eager to explore every inch of the treasure.
God, every inch of the treasure makes him intoxicated and crazy...
"Huh?!" It took Xu Wei a while to come out of the mist of passionate kisses, only to be shocked to find that the scope of Li Hanmo's kisses and caresses was really too wide.
This is definitely beyond the scope of purely wanting to bring happiness to good brothers who take care of each other. This is simply too much like the tenderness between lovers!
Xu Wei was unavoidably a little uneasy, but he couldn't break free from Li Hanmo's imprisonment.
Li Hanmo seemed to have turned into a wild beast, frantically leaving his own aura on the treasure, marking and declaring sovereignty. This kind of possessiveness is simply the emotion that a male will have for his only lover.
"Little Weiwei, this is the second pre-dinner dessert..." Li Hanmo's voice was low and hoarse, he didn't realize that the love he conveyed every time he left his breath was not like the kind of love that belongs to friendship, but like a couple The kind of love between:
Tenderness, warmth, sincerity.
Xu Weixian was helpless and had no choice but to give up struggling. After all, no matter how hard he struggled, it was useless. Then, he really couldn't struggle, because Li Hanmo's ventriloquist was so perfect that he was forced to reach the peak.
Then, Li Hanmo's eyes became darker.
He stared straight at the front of the treasure, with a devout attitude to embrace the whole world, and with the determination to rebuild his glory, he started the topic exchange——
In the end, not only Li Hanmo went crazy, but also Xu Wei!
Last time Li Hanmo made Xu Wei uncontrollably happy, this time it is equivalent to magnifying the happiness from last time!
Soon he couldn't help making a sound, the sound was soft and sweet, revealing a little grievance, "Brother Han Mo...it's impossible..."
But the paradox is that the next sentence is full of excitement, "There... so... so amazing! &%¥@*..."
No matter how hard Xu Wei tried his best, his self-control was finally defeated by Li Hanmo's peak ventriloquism, and he couldn't help shouting countless endless words.
Li Hanmo has never dared to let go. At this moment, the thought of "re-establishing the glory" completely gives way to "bring Xu Wei the supreme happiness", which can make Xu Wei go crazy with joy. Li Hanmo is not only proud, but more What he wants is satisfaction, as if Xu Wei is happy when he is happy, and he wishes that the value of his existence and the meaning of life is to make Xu Wei happy.
"Ahhh——" Xu Wei was so happy that he "poof—" returned to his real rabbit body before seeing the aurora.
However, Li Hanmo has no psychological burden at all, and still concentrates on pleasing Xu Wei. The sight of people and animals being tired of patting in front of him, and the sight of giving a rabbit those hot eyes with his mouth makes him even more excited.
"Ahhh!!!" Xu Wei finally saw the aurora, and Li Hanmo gulped it in, as if he was swallowing some fine nectar with relish.
It took Xu Wei a long time to come back to his senses. When he regained his senses, he was lying in Li Hanmo's arms with his real rabbit body. Li Hanmo couldn't let go of his fluffy head and back, stroking his fluffy head and back again and again, like taking medicine can not stop.
The whole body of the little rabbit is full of treasures. When it becomes a human, its skin is as creamy as glutinous rice dumpling. When it returns to its real body, its whole body is fluffy and feels very comfortable to the touch.
"Xiao Weiwei, shall I use my mouth to make you happy this time?"
"..." Xu Wei was thinking about how to answer, feeling that whether it was an affirmative answer or a negative answer, he was digging a hole for himself.
Seeing this, the system helplessly persuaded its host:
"Host, you should tell the truth. If you tell the truth that you are happy, at most you will be often used by Li Hanmo in the future. If you say you are not happy, Li Hanmo is likely to have a real fight! And even if you are a real rabbit , I have a hunch that he can do that to you! Human-beast sex and transvestite should not be able to stop him!"
Xu Wei believed in the system's intuition, because this was too Li Hanmo!
So in the end, Xu Wei finally broke the pot and threw it all out, "Xiao Weiwei is very happy! Xiao Weiwei has seen so many auroras! Brother Hanmo is awesome! Brother Hanmo is mighty! Xiaoweiwei loves Brother Hanmo the most !"
It really hurts more and more.
Li Hanmo laughed loudly, "From then on, I will help you every day, Xiao Weiwei."
"..." Xu Wei knew this would be the result.
But he didn't dare to refuse, because if he refused, Li Hanmo would think that he was not happy enough, which would make his little orange lose his life.
Whatever he said, he had to keep Xiaoju's hair!
Undoubtedly, in the following days, Li Hanmo used his mouth to help every day, rain or shine, not only once a day, but he was still not happy when Xu Wei advised him to rest. realm.
The system comforted Xu Wei to at least keep Xiaoju's hair, and Xu Wei could only comfort himself in this way.
Just when Xu Wei gradually got used to this kind of unscrupulous life, and worked with the system to make suggestions and strategies to guide Li Hanmo to devote himself to his destined career, Xu Wei suddenly became strange——
Originally, he was used to going out at night, but now he just wanted to sleep after dinner;
His appetite is also larger than usual, and his taste is quite different from before. In the past, he preferred sweet food, but now he prefers all kinds of hot and sour food;
He also retched from time to time;
The most terrible thing is that the arc in front of him sometimes has a dull pain, as if he is about to ask for a baby girl.
Xu Wei became more and more uneasy, and one day he asked the system in a panic: "System, did Li Hanmo screw me up? I suspect I'm pregnant!"
The system was taken aback, and after a long while, he couldn't say a word: "Host, I can guarantee that Li Hanmo didn't cheat on you, let alone cheating, every time he uses his mouth to help you, he is sober. The key is, the host You are male, even if Li Han Momi raped you, you still can't get pregnant!"
"That's right." Xu Wei was relieved, but soon raised his heart again, "Then why do my recent symptoms look so pregnancy-like?"
"...Could it be a false pregnancy? I've heard that when a rabbit is kissed and stroked on the back, it will show symptoms of false pregnancy. Li Hanmo kisses and strokes your back often, it's like taking drugs."
The system guessed sideways, but as soon as the words fell, they denied it again and again.
"No, false pregnancy can only appear in female rabbits or female rabbit demons. You are a male rabbit demon."
The so-called false pregnancy of the female rabbit means that the female rabbit is actually not pregnant, but will have a series of psychological symptoms of pregnancy reactions. This is not fatal, but very troublesome. After the false pregnancy, the female rabbit will lose her mind and firmly believe that she is pregnant. The female rabbit demon who has opened up her intelligence is no exception.
"I'm really not pregnant?" Xu Wei asked again in a daze.
System: "...Host, don't scare the baby, you are male! You will not be pregnant or pregnant! You must remember!"
Xu Weideng came to his senses immediately, "Yes, yes, I am male, even if Li Hanmo's hair hurts Xiaoju, she will not be pregnant."
The system breathed a sigh of relief, but it never expected that Xu Wei sometimes firmly believed that he was pregnant, and sometimes reminded himself that he would not be pregnant with reason. Over and over again, the system suspected that the host of his family was infected with mental illness by Li Hanmo.
In addition, Xu Wei's pregnancy reaction never disappeared.
"Ouch—" At the dining table, Xu Wei suddenly retched again.
"What's wrong, little Weiwei?" Li Hanmo patted Xu Wei's back distressedly.
Grandma Li was also very distressed, and couldn't help muttering: "I checked him and he is fine, but why does this child seem to be ashamed of the little girl's family?"
Hearing this, Li Wenying looked at Li Hanmo patting Xu Wei's back, and naturally thought of the phenomenon of "false pregnancy" between the female rabbit and the female rabbit demon.
He laughed.
See what he is thinking, Xiao Wei is a male rabbit monster.etc!
Li Wenying suddenly thought of a serious problem: Xu Weique has one soul and one soul!
Li Wenying turned pale with shock, and was about to ask about Xu Wei's condition, but Xu Wei's reason was completely destroyed by Grandma Li's words, "Why does this child seem to be offended by a little girl's family?"
He stood up suddenly, and said to Li Hanmo: "Li Hanmo, come up here, I have something to say to you."
With that said, he went upstairs.
Grandma Li and Li Wenying looked at each other.
Why didn't this kid call Li Hanmo "Brother Hanmo" suddenly?In addition, the tone of speech, why is it so like a wife talking to a wronged husband?
Of course, Li Hanmo also felt something strange, and he was very happy when he followed Xu Wei upstairs.
Xiao Weiwei's tone of voice just now is so cute!
As a result, as soon as he entered the room, Xu Wei threw a pillow at him and complained aggrievedly: "Li Hanmo, I am pregnant! You are responsible!"
The author has something to say: Little Theater:
System: "Male lead, don't get me wrong, my host is a real male rabbit, he's just a fake pregnancy, you don't have to be responsible.
Li Hanmo: "Wow! I was promoted to 'husband' and 'father' at the same time!"
System: "How did I forget that you are crazy."
Later, a short life of wife and children will start~~Although Xu Wei can't give birth to a child, the child can be borrowed hahaha~
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