Escape and customs clearance depends on acting [Infinite Stream]

He Taisai laughed so hard that he was about to roll on the floor.

Some things are so cringe-worthy to say, but if the other person is less comfortable than you are after saying it, you can feel comfortable.In reality, he really wouldn't dare to "play" with tomorrow's classmate tomorrow so unscrupulously, but now it is in a dream, and the other party will not remember anything after waking up, so he has no worries, so he starts to be unscrupulous.

He Taiai deliberately continued to say in a nasty way: "Uncle, Uncle, Uncle, Uncle? Uncle Yu, good uncle?"

Yu Youtang couldn't take it anymore: "You are enough!"

As long as ghosts and ghosts are not involved, Yu Youtang looks fierce, but in reality he can't do anything to people.He Taiai walked to Yu Youtang's side in two steps: "So, uncle, you promised me?"

Yu Youtang pursed his lips, looked sideways and said, "There's no one in the Tianshi Mansion who can help you? You're really not popular."

He Taiai was stabbed with such a sentence, which was quite indifferent: "But none of them are uncles. May I ask the whole Tianshi Mansion, who is more powerful than Uncle Yu? I have the best choice, of course not Pick them."

Yu Youtang: "..."

Mrs. He said sadly: "Besides, in terms of noble character, who is better than my uncle? I marry Xiao Lian, and I don't know how many people in Tianshi's mansion are jealous. They must secretly trip me, only my uncle will not." , because our Uncle Yu has a beautiful scenery and a noble character—”

Yu Youtang said with a murderous look on his face: "You are not allowed to say any more."

He Taiai observed Yu Youtang's expression, and found that tomorrow's classmate seemed to be a little angry, so she quickly stopped: "Yes, yes, yes, I listen to my uncle, I won't talk, I won't talk."

The two walked out of the small building side by side, and Yu Youtang suddenly said, "Why—"

He Taiai: "Huh?"

Yu Youtang was ashamed to ask the outspoken sentence: "What about you and Xiao Lian—"

He Taiai knew that Yu Youtang wanted to ask how he and Xiao Lian got along.After all, this is a "forced" setting. Although tomorrow's school grass students accept it in a daze, they still have doubts about the broken memory.However, since the other party didn't ask the question too clearly, He Taiai didn't want to increase the workload for himself to arrange the details of the story, so he just turned his head and pretended to be stupid: "What happened to me and Xiao Lian?"

Yu Youtang: "..."

Yu Youtang said with a cold face, "It's nothing." After a pause, he continued, "What question did senior brother ask you? Tell me carefully."

He Taisai sighed inwardly.Obviously caring about death, right?But because of face, he couldn't ask.It's really a disadvantage to be so arrogant, so many things are just kept in my heart.It seems that Yu Youtang really likes his little nephew, and he really made the right bet by using Xiao Lian as an excuse this "night".

The more arrogant a person is, the more he will "paint the ground as a prison" for himself.

Because a proud person has his own set of rules, like now, when the person he likes is married to someone else, and the "rival in love" asks for help, Yu Youtang can't ignore it.

——The person you like has no intention of being with you, and is with someone else, what can you do?

Begging for mercy in a low voice?impossible.Go door-to-door to snatch love and snatch marriage?It is also impossible.For arrogant people, they can't do the similar things above at all, they just force themselves to give up their thoughts in a self-abuse way, and even go out of their way to help "rivals in love" to solve difficulties.

This is the pride of such people.

"Never force what others don't give you", "As long as you are happy, if you can't be together, I wish you well."

Damn, it's really miserable. The setting of the TV series "Male No. [-]" makes people feel sympathetic.

What are Yu Xiaotang and Xiao Lian like in reality?Judging from the performance of tomorrow's school grass students, they must like Xiao Lian.What about Xiao Lian?I still remember that in last week, he teased Xiao Lian about Yu Youtang, but he was corrected by the girl righteously.So is Xiao Lian not enlightened, or does she really dislike her?

"As I said before, Master Xiao Lian hid Xiao Lian, but gave me some clues." Just as the two walked to the gate of the Red Wall Courtyard, He Taiai pointed at the paper crowd in the middle of the road in the distance. , and the sedan chair hanging in mid-air surrounded by paper people, "That's all the clues."

Yu Youtang only glanced at it, and then said very coldly: "There is probably some clue hidden in that suspended sedan chair, which should tell you what to do next, but Xiao Lian will never be in it .”

He Taiai: "I know, it's just that I wanted to go up to find clues, but I couldn't."

Yu Youtang said: "Brother's rules? You are not allowed to damage the paper figurine and the crow, you are required to break through the encirclement, but you are not allowed to scratch the 'obstacles', and even the crow is not allowed to be frightened and drop a feather?"

It seems that Xiao Lian's master is usually very good at dealing with affairs, so it is convenient for him to "splash dirty water" casually.He Taiai said: "That's exactly the case, Master Yu knows everything!"

Yu Youtang said indifferently: "Although senior brother usually does not follow the rules, he always knows how to measure. As long as you rush into the sedan chair, at most you will be pulled and pecked a few times by the paper figurine and the crow, and you will suffer some flesh crimes." It's over."

He Taisai thought to herself, I just wanted to trick you into going up, that's why I made it so troublesome.He said in his mouth: "I tried, but I can't go up."

Yu Youtang frowned, and suddenly got angry: "Why are you so useless!"

He Taisai thought to himself, I understand, I understand, the "rival in love" is not as good as herself in everything, but he still seizes the opportunity to be with the "sweetheart", who can swallow this breath, even he can't swallow it. !

"Well, I just can't go up, so I came to ask my uncle for help."

Yu Youtang: "In Tianshi Mansion, you didn't learn anything?"

He Taiai couldn't help but defend herself: "I didn't come to Tianshi Mansion to study art, I just came back to see Xiao Lian..."

Yu Youtang glanced at He Taiai, his eyes were cold and shocked.

He Taiai immediately shut up in a sensible manner, and stopped "scattering dog food" "out of thin air".

When the two of them got to the place near the bridal sedan chair, except Mr. Wu Crow, who was a bit stunned, the other paper figurines all smiled when they saw the same ghost king and the "bride" who came side by side with the ghost king. Suona's sound is full of energy, it's so lively!

Yu Youtang's expression was not good: "It's so noisy." Then he said, "Where did you get these things, brother? Why are you so evil?"

Can you not be evil?This is a real ghost!

He Taiai smirked twice: "Master Xiao Lian really doesn't like me very much. It's hard for him to prepare so many things for today."

Yu Youtang pursed his lips and said nothing.

He Taiai looked at the sedan chair, then at Yu Youtang, and said tentatively: "Master Yu, I'll go to the sedan chair to show you one, but the crows and paper figurines here are very fierce, you may want to ask for it later." Save me!"

As he spoke, he turned his face to the side of the crow and kept giving crow hints, and deliberately read the sentence "crows and paper dolls are fierce" with emphasis. If the crow is not too stupid, he should be able to understand what he means .

After finishing speaking, he rushed towards the sedan chair, but after only two steps, someone grabbed him by the collar and pulled him back: "Hey, Uncle Yu?"

Yu Youtang said, "What are you in a hurry for?"

Seeing Yu Youtang's reaction, He Taiai guessed that Yu Youtang probably didn't intend to stand idly by. He felt amused, but he pretended not to understand and continued to ask, "What orders does Uncle Yu have?" Yu Youtang said coldly, "You Calling Master Uncle is also called addiction?"

He Taiai changed her words: "Student Yu Youtang."

Yu Youtang lowered his eyes and said, "Senior brother, it doesn't make any sense to bully people like this. I'll just take you to the sedan chair."

After he finished speaking, he grabbed He Taiai with one hand.In the second dungeon in this game, He Taiai was also picked up by Yu Youtang in this way.The translucent silk thread netted in the mid-air, weaving an "invisible" road leading to the sedan chair. If those silk threads did not reflect a little light and reveal a little clue at certain angles, it would be extremely difficult for people to notice its existence.

Of course, the feeling of being carried was not very good, but Yu Youtang obviously moved very quickly, He Taiai didn't feel too uncomfortable, and was brought to the sedan chair under the surprised gaze of Mr. Crow.

With a soft sound, tomorrow's school grass student opened the curtain first. He held the upper door frame of the sedan chair, lowered his head and looked inside, and then pushed He Taiai indifferently: "It's not dangerous, you can find the clues yourself. Brother, I'm sure." I thought you would ask for help, so he will definitely set up special tricks on the clues. If you are not the first to touch the clue, he will definitely make things difficult for you." Added, "Look slowly, I will watch here, there will be no danger."

He Taiai raised her head: "Uncle Yu, actually——"

Yu Youtang: "What?"

He Taiai turned around and put his arms around Yu Youtang's waist, and led him directly into the sedan chair, but Yu Youtang obviously didn't expect He Taiai to make such a move, he was stunned for a moment, and was actually dragged into the sedan chair by He Taiai.

The two fell into a ball, because He Taiai didn't expect Yu Youtang to be pulled so easily, so he used [-]% of his strength, and naturally he fell into the sedan chair with Yu Youtang heavily, and his head was still in the sedan chair After knocking, there was a "boom", which was extremely loud, the kind that hurt when you heard it.

Yu Youtang was going to get angry after being hugged like this, but when he heard such a loud movement, he was speechless for a while, and said for a while, "Do you feel aggrieved by my brother's blow to you?" Without waiting for He Taisai Answered, and said, "You are the bridegroom, just bear with it and pass, after all, it's just this time."

However, this bit of consolation had no effect at all, and the other party didn't say a word. Yu Youtang looked down at the hand on his waist, thought for a while, and said in a cold voice: "Don't worry, except for this level, the next step I will help you, don't be depressed."

After finishing speaking, he was about to get up, but the hand around his waist still didn't let go, Yu Youtang suddenly became ashamed, and stretched out his hand to break it: "What are you doing, did your brain get smashed just now, you still don't let go, what's wrong with you?" What does it look like?"

He Taiai didn't feel any pain at all because of the "black jade transformation". He just struggled with not knowing how long he had to keep the "bride" in the sedan chair before the task could be regarded as successfully completed. Naturally, he refused to let her go at this moment. , quickly said: "Uncle Yu, don't move! My clothes buttons are entangled with the tassels on your clothes, wait for me to untie them..."

Yu Youtang was furious: "Let go first!"

It was at this time that He Taiai felt a little hazy feeling in his heart. He felt that the "engagement" ceremony of this dream was completed. With the formation of "engagement", this dream will soon dissipate.

Outside the bridal sedan chair, the paper people were playing and playing happily, the festive music was so loud, taking advantage of the advantage of Dameng Wuhen, He Taisai had a bad taste, and while thinking about it, he turned over and held Yu Youtang down.

Look at this one, I fell in love with a lot of girls not long after the start of school. He is the dream lover of so many girls in school, but because he is very "fierce", many girls are discouraged, but there are still people who are rushing to the fire. Confessions are common.It is such a future school student who is good at academic performance, appearance, and military strength, but now he is being bullied like this.

Seeing the astonishment on Yu Youtang's face that was close to being frightened, He Taiai found a bit of joy in being a villain. He held back his laughter and maliciously lowered his voice and said, "Uncle Yu really thought that the bride this time is Is it Xiao Lian? - The one I married is obviously you, uncle."

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