The squeamish bag group pet of the villain family
Chapter 26 Picking the Cat Bell
The moment Da Jiao said the words, Hua Xinglan tensed up, and even rehearsed several rhetoric in his mind.
He looked at Yin and Yu, waiting for their reaction
"Oh?" Yin Heyu heard the words, "It's not surprising, I heard that Xingxing ran to report to him before."
After finishing speaking, Yin Heyu's expression showed a bit of envy, "How did you do it?"
Unexpectedly, Yin Heyu explained the reason for him by himself, Hua Xinglan quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and pretended to be helpless, "Probably because I just saved its life?"
"Are you the human being that the little city lord and the others said can communicate with the planet?" Dajiao rubbed his nose, "It seems that I smelled it wrong, you two have the same hot spring smell, I thought it was pickled Just one."
"Salted to taste..." Hua Xinglan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "I did practice in Quanzhuang some time ago, and I met Xing Xing, maybe that's why I have a similar taste?"
"That's no wonder. It has eaten noddle greens, so the spring water on its body smells different from other people's. I thought it was here. Now it seems that it is probably out of the village."
Seeing that Yin Heyu and Dajiao were not suspicious and accepted this explanation, Hua Xinglan had to secretly think that he was lucky.
Fortunately, it passed!
Unexpectedly, his mistakes were on An Huaquan and Nodding Qing.This black forest bear is very sensitive to the smell of An Huaquan. His own exercises changed his breath, but he forgot to cover up the residual spring water smell on his body.
However, if even the Beastmaster Dajiao can only see the clues from his omission of the smell, it proves that his kung fu is still stable, successfully distinguishing the breath of human form and animal form.
In fact, in his previous life, he took the initiative to train the skills of hiding his identity and aura. Logically speaking, there would be no problems, but now his cultivation base is not in line with his realm, so he is not [-]% sure.
Feng Yongan, who was able to see through his disguise in his previous life, did not see that the planet was him this time, and this is proof.
Thinking about the situation he created during his cultivation, he might be the only one in the spring village filled with the smell of spring water + nodding his head in a short time.Hua Xinglan secretly decided to pay more attention to the smell on his body.
Yin Heyu didn't see anything wrong with Hua Xinglan's reaction, and also noticed that he didn't show any repulsion or disgust towards Dajiao, so he was a little surprised.
You know, Wang Dajiao's appearance is not pleasing, it looks like a vicious hang, and more importantly, he remembers that in the original plot development, Wang Dajiao chased and killed the protagonist.
However, the chaser and the hunted were so close together without any hostility. Even because of the incident of "saving the planet", the big black bear patted the young man on the back to show his friendliness.
If there is no conflict of interest, the relationship between them will not develop into the original plot, right?
As long as he continues to work hard, it is possible to save the lives of the whole family - the protagonist is a profit-driven character, just let him understand that the gains outweigh the losses!
Hua Xinglan turned his head and saw Yin Heyu who lowered his head in thought, feeling a chill down his back for no reason.
With Dajiao's intervention, Yin and Yu no longer had the mood to regard Hua Xinglan as a temporary tree hole.In order to avoid being included in the ranks of "sellable" tool man teammates, he is more cautious when contacting the protagonist.
So he bid farewell to the protagonist directly, and was going to go back to sort out his thoughts on changing Quanzhuang.
And Hua Xinglan watched him leave, a little curious about what he wanted to do.But just look at the way the two get along just now.Yin Heyu seemed to be scruples about something, and he was always cautious when facing him.
He always finds it difficult to see through Yin Heyu now.
With the identity of "Hua Xinglan", I'm afraid I won't be able to get any information.And if you switch frequently, there will be unexplainable mistakes like just now.
On the one hand, there are all kinds of known intelligence and information, and on the other hand, there is a new route that I have not yet figured out, and I faintly feel its importance...
He must make a decision.
Moreover, the contact with Dajiao, Feng Yongan and others made him understand.Maybe I need a new perspective to see the world.
Of course, there is one more important thing.
The old opponent who has been secretly targeting his lineage seems to be coveting Yuanyang Deng, and he can't stay away from Yuanyang Deng.
In fact, if we analyze it from the perspective of modern people, the cause of Quanzhuang's security breach is very simple-information is not synchronized.
Wuhua City sells the qualifications to enter the Quanzhuang, but the identity of the visitor must be confirmed and registered at the gate; those who find Anhua Quanzhuang by their own strength are another registration list.In the latter case, if someone chooses to use spirit stones to buy better supporting facilities, it will be another arrangement.
Because the guests are artificially divided into three types, but they are mixed together during management, people like Liu Shi secretly modify the customer list by taking advantage of the out-of-sync information.
There are not many similar loopholes in the village, but because nothing has happened all the time, it has been operating so far.After all, to be honest, Anhua Quanzhuang is younger than Yin Heyu.
Anhua Quanzhuang attracts monks because of its Anhua Spring, which is the winning prize of the Spring Spirit Conference. If the Spring Spirit Conference loses, it will change hands.So it is not surprising that the management structure is so loose.
Of course, there is another reason for the loose management structure, and that is the small city owner who wants to come out as soon as he comes out.
Thinking of this, Yin Heyu couldn't help covering his face—he really made a lot of purely disruptive requests to Quanzhuang when he was a child.
Similar to Liu Shi's privileges, chaotic management, and even the chaos caused by the introduction of monsters at the beginning, it was all because of his casual remarks.
Maybe Hua Xinglan was just trying to comfort him, but the angle he proposed gave Yin Heyu a flash of inspiration.
Since the chaos in Quanzhuang was caused by him, he can refer to modern management experience and adjust the management thinking of Quanzhuang!
And modern management experience has an important foundation - networking!
In fact, as a high-magic worldview based on cultivating immortals, Qiantian Realm has similar techniques and methods of operation.But such things are rare in Wuhua City.The reason is to take care of the mood of the city lord who cannot cultivate.
As a result, many infrastructures in Wuhua City are very basic, which is the kind of foundation that other people have already taken the subway, and their city is still picking up and dropping off by bus.With a solid family background, Wuhua City has not collapsed for so many years, and it has also caused the surrounding cities to imitate.
When Yin Heyu called Feng Yongming to explain the importance of "networking", Feng Yongming was a little surprised.
"City Master, you mean to use a magic weapon or spiritual weapon as a carrier to integrate all the customer information of Quanzhuang and manage it in batches?"
"Yes." Yin Heyu said, "It's best to record all the information of the visitor's token, so that if anything happens, he can be traced to him immediately."
This kind of thinking is relatively new in Quanzhuang.After all, they spontaneously divided "those who spend money", "those who found it by themselves" and "those who found it by themselves and are willing to spend money" into three types of people. When operating in Quanzhuang, try to avoid the three groups of people from contacting each other.
Because they are responsible for their own customers, they unknowingly let so many spies in.
And this was also a naive proposal from the little city lord at the time.
In fact, because there is no guarantee of long-term possession of Anhuaquan, no city will share it after obtaining Anhuaquan.The reason for the formation of Anhua Quanzhuang is Yin Heyu's sentence, "If you use Anhuaquan to build a spring village, wouldn't you make a lot of money?"
So there was Anhua Quanzhuang.
At that time, when discussing the business model of Anhua Spring Village, the owner of the small city was innocent and authentic, "You can tell them that the spring water is in the mountains, and you can find it by yourself. If you can't find it, you have to pay us and we will tell him how to get there~"
And who would have thought that this somewhat random arrangement made Quanzhuang an important source of income for Wuhua City.
The Anhua Spring hidden in Wangling Mountain has inspired many monks to seek and challenge. With such thoughts, they kept pouring into the mountain to find the missing spring.Among them, some people from family backgrounds disdain to mix with ordinary people to find Quanzhuang, so they will buy qualifications from Wuhua City.
In fact, the challengers who were looking for Anhuaquan everywhere helped Anhuaquanzhuang to improve the defense of the outer lost array, and the sale of the entrance has become a major source of income for Wuhua City.Anhua Quanzhuang can develop to today's scale, thanks to the city lord's contribution.
"It's really Quanzhuang's fortune that the city lord can be so attentive." Feng Yongming cupped his hands.
Putting the three groups of people together for management will undoubtedly change the current management mechanism of Quanzhuang, but for Feng Yongming, there is no reason to hesitate.
Anhua Quanzhuang is just a large toy prepared by the Yin family for the city lord.
"Just according to what the city lord said, if we want to manage it in a new way, we must change the internal formation of Quanzhuang, but the formation of Quanzhuang was shot by Mrs. Ji, and it is difficult for ordinary monks to deconstruct. Maybe we have to write a book first. Invite Mrs. Ji here."
Ever since Yin Heyu's mother and father separated, people in Wuhua City called this proud woman "Ms. Ji".When Yin Heyu heard this, although he was moved, he shook his head when he thought that Hua Xinglan's timed bomb was still there.
With her mother's usual temperament, if she knew that she had such a "marriage contract", she would probably attack the protagonist.If you touch the protagonist, the protagonist will fight back. Once they fight back, the Yin family will become the protagonist's enemy, and then... I dare not think about it.
In fact, Yin Heyu also felt a little strange—although after a tossing and probing period, in fact, the initiative of the marriage contract still rests with him.As long as he doesn't nod, the probationary period is unlimited, and the actual divorce can already be achieved, why does the protagonist still dominate this title?
Does the main character still have unrealistic delusions about his gender?Please leave.
"With Quanzhuang's scale, I don't need to bother my mother... No, wait, brother Yongming, you mean, after the formation of Quanzhuang is taken over by my mother, it is difficult for others to modify it?"
Feng Yongming nodded, "Mrs. Ji has a special way of setting up formations. I don't know what it is. I only know that all the formations that Mrs. Ji has handled, whether it is modification or cracking, are extremely difficult. If she is not invited here, this spring Zhuang's formation cannot be changed."
If, as he said, all the information of Quanzhuang can be integrated together, and even the news from the city lord's mansion can be delivered here at the first time, it is necessary to use spiritual weapons and magic weapons to assist, but if you want to To make such a system that links all areas, the existing array in the village must be changed.
Yin Heyu thought about the various inscription messages that he had enlightened from Quanzhuang earlier, and clearly realized that when his mother was setting up the formation, she actually mixed the inscriptions into it.It's just not as clear as I realized it.
So for monks who have never practiced inscriptions, the invisible inscriptions have become an obstacle for them to change the formation or even crack the formation.And this, for him, doesn't seem to be a problem?
Then Feng Yongming saw Yin Heyu suddenly took out a booklet, flipped through it, and looked surprised, "Maybe I can try it!"
[Inscription master, you need to be good at flexibility.Integrating the inscriptions into formations, refining tools, and even alchemy requires a thorough understanding of the inscriptions. 】
It is probably impossible for him to build a complete system out of thin air, but let him make changes on the existing basis. Now that he is holding the best natal magic weapon, Yuanyang Lantern, and mastering the most complete inscription inheritance " "Yuan Yang" seems to be possible under these two premises?
Taking reference books and analysis to do the open-book exam will definitely reduce the difficulty by more than half!
Yin Heyu asked Feng Yongming to take him to the core of the inner formation of Quanzhuang, intending to try and practice to gain true knowledge - if it really messed up, let his mother clean up the mess.
Quanzhuang's current formation is mainly defensive, and almost all the arrangements are mainly to prevent the invasion of foreign enemies. This is also the most normal formation thinking.It radiates the entire Spring Village, like countless small branches branching out from a main trunk, protecting the places where various buildings are located.
Compared with the description in "Yuan Yang", this is a very typical design idea of the inscription formation.Although not a complete inscription was used, the same line of thinking undoubtedly reduced the difficulty of the magic reform.On the basis of this formation, he can toss something more.
Yin Heyu decided to magically change the largest defensive formation method of this chain of springs, and create a LAN server that chains the whole village.
The data of the server is shared by the whole Quanzhuang, synchronized at any time, and can see the records of guests at any time like the hotel's front desk system, and resolutely prevent Liu Shi from tampering with guest information without authorization.
No one would have imagined that in the future Yin Heyu, who will protect the entire Wuhua City and its surrounding industries with amazing refining ideas, and even sell the server system to the outside world, his starting point is Anhua Quanzhuang, which is regarded as a toy in the eyes of everyone.
But now, everyone, including Feng Yongming, don't understand why the city lord who wants to come out is the city lord, what's the fuss now.But they don't care about Yin Heyu's intentions, as long as it is what Yin Heyu wants to do, they will do their best to help.
Hua Xinglan left Quanzhuang - at least the identity of "Hua Xinglan" must be left.
Before leaving, Da Jiao Ai Wu Ji Wu extended his appreciation and love for the planet to this young man, knowing that he was about to leave, he came here to see him off.
Looking at this black bear who looked naive but almost revealed his biggest secret, Hua Xinglan only felt complicated in his heart, said "there will be a period later", turned around and left.
"When you see the planet, remember to tell it that the city lord is waiting for him to come back, let it go back to Quanzhuang quickly! If you don't know the way, just find someone to lead the way, and tell it to remember to wear the pendant!"
……
Maybe he had to thank the bear for always helping him figure out the best way to hide his identity.
Relying on his great enthusiasm, Hua Xinglan left Wangling Mountain, found a mountain spring and washed himself well, then turned into a beast and put on a red pendant, restoring his identity as a planet.
Then, just as Dajiao said, when it said that it was going to Quanzhuang, the red pendant made the monsters tremblingly carry him on their backs and sent him there.It can be seen that Yin Heya's prestige here in Wanglingshan.
This has to be the level where they are all psychologically shadowed.
Yin Heyu pondered the formation for a day, and when they returned to the room, they were pleasantly surprised to see the familiar puppet cat coming to the window, as if waiting for him.
He immediately wanted to rush up and stroke the soft fur, but he didn't want to irritate Xingxing because of the previous accident, so he whispered softly, "Xingxing? Are you back? Are you injured?"
After speaking, he sat back at the table, as if sorting out something.
He always seems to care about whether the kitten is harmed, and his attitude when facing Hua Xinglan himself is completely different.
Hua Xinglan entered the room, looked at him with a tired face, and was a little curious about what Yin and Yu wanted to do.
Although he had already experienced the wonder of Yuanyang Lantern in his previous life, Hua Xinglan didn't know how much it would change if someone else controls it now.
It's just that he remembered that in his previous life, Tao Xinyue made rapid progress when he practiced with two magic weapons. Now Yin and Yu only have Yuanyang Deng, so he wonders if it will be affected by this.
He jumped onto the table, trying to get a closer look at Yin and Yu's state, but found that he seemed to be writing something.
Inscription?But Tao Xinyue said that inscriptions are special characters without a fixed shape, so it is impossible to write them?
Then Hua Xinglan didn't know how to describe the picture he saw.
Yin Heyu drew several circles and listed them out as if giving instructions.Hua Xinglan took a look, only to feel that he seemed to understand, but also didn't seem to understand.
Seeing Xingxing's curious look, Yin Heyu couldn't help laughing, "Why, you want to know what I'm going to do?"
The puppet cat blinked and lay down on the table, as if ready to listen to Yin Heyu's explanation.
Naturally, Yin Heyu would not reject this audience, and immediately began to talk, "Hey, I plan to use the inscriptions to modify the formation, first set the formation eye as a server, and then I will think about any useful aura magic weapons, and put all the information They are all stored there. If there is anything that needs to be recalled.”
"The front desk system, the logistics system, and even the security system, although everything can't be done overnight, it's okay to try them all. Now that I have a clue, I can still follow suit."
Thanks to his rich working experience, Yin Heyu still knows the general management model of an industry like Anhua Quanzhuang.Although he definitely doesn't know the deep logic of those systems, but he is in Qiantian Realm, the world of immortal practitioners!He has never eaten pork, but he has seen pigs run away!
The core of the whole system is the customer management system, which is also Yin and Yu's way to plug this part of the security loophole.Other logistics systems for managing inventory and personnel deployment, and the security system for observing the whole village are all added.
There are a lot of ideas, and the brain hole is a bit big. Yin Heyu is Party A and Party B, and he expresses all his beautiful ideas.
Hua Xinglan just felt confused and didn't know the meaning of terms like "server" and "management system".
He should know every word when it is taken apart, why is it so difficult to understand when put together?
Moreover, where did Yin and Yu come into contact with these brand-new terms?
That inscription inheritance?No, it won't be it, he has seen the content above, there is no such weird content.
Sure enough, only by approaching him like a beast and letting him relax can he dig out more information.
Still thinking, Hua Xinglan felt a pair of hands covering his body.
"It's great that you're fine."
Yin Heyu moved the pen and paper away, lay down on the table, and stared at Xingxing, "Xingxing, do you know where the moon is?"
Seeing the puzzled look on the puppet cat's face, Yin Heyu thought for a while, "Are there any little guys with the same look as you around you, who are lazy and greedy?"
Hua Xinglan shook his head.
He knew from the inheritance that there was more than one Seven Luminaries Tiger, but he didn't find out where the second Seven Luminaries Tiger was.
"Don't know? Then keep looking for it later." Yin Heyu pondered, "It doesn't make sense that the planet came and the moon didn't move..."
It's useless to think too much, Yin and Yu yawned, and planned to order the search for the moon.
With the peculiar appearance of the puppet cat, it should not be difficult to find.
After speaking, he tentatively picked up the planet.Naturally, the kitten would not resist his approach, and tried its best to keep its paws away, so as not to accidentally hurt Yin Heyu again.
Then he suddenly saw that after Yin and Yu hugged his two front feet like a child, they suddenly froze.
Then the man's eyes went straight down, and Hua Xinglan felt a chill in his lower body for no reason.
"Are you still there?"
Yin Heyu seemed a little pleasantly surprised, immediately put Hua Xinglan on the table, and stretched its hind legs.
To be honest, Hua Xinglan felt offended, he wanted to slip away, but he was worried that Yin Heyu would be hurt again, and the opportunity he finally got was gone, so he could only endure the humiliation.
Then he was sure that Yin and Yu were really staring at a certain part! !
Yin and Yu were a little surprised that they didn't get kicked by Xingxing when they opened the cat's thighs. You must know that when the two kittens were not matured, they would be kicked even if they wanted to see the cat's bell.
The moon gave in after learning to rub the snacks of the roommates, and the roommates ravaged the cat bell casually.As a parkour cat, Xingxing seems to have a bit of wildness. When Yin and Yu wanted to check its cat balls, they were either kicked or slipped away by it.
Now the planet must be very fond of itself!
Yin Heyu's heart was brimming with happiness, and Hua Xinglan's eyes were filled with horror.
Looking at that place and laughing like that, do Yin and Yu have any unknown hobbies? !
As if sensing the danger, the Ragdoll's tail circled back to block the part being peeped at.But this no longer affected Yin Heyu's mood.
But it also caused him to worry.
"Hmm..." Yin Heyu fell into deep thought, "Does the puppet cat in Qiantian Realm need to cut the bell?"
Hua Xinglan immediately understood what the "bell" meant, and instantly tensed up, turning over and preparing to run.
Why did Yin Heyu have such terrifying thoughts? !
The situation was urgent, Hua Xinglan wanted to find a place to calm down, and jumped out of the window when Yin and Yu had no time to recover.
But the next moment, he was captured by the guy squatting here again.
"What are you sneaking?" Feng Yongan said, "The city lord likes you, so just treat me honestly."
"Brother Yong'an, don't hurt the planet." Yin Heyu chased to the window and heaved a sigh of relief when he saw the cat in the man's hand, "I scared it."
"This kid looks so spooky, can you scare him, City Master?" Feng Yongan smiled, "It's unlikely."
"I was just wondering if the puppet cat needs to cut its balls." Afraid that Feng Yong'an would not understand the name, Yin Heyu explained, "It's the two balls below."
"Cut...balls?" Feng Yong'an didn't seem to have expected Yin Heyu to say such terrifying words lightly, coughed lightly, "Well, the city lord, those two groups are actually quite important..."
"I know, needless to say, so euphemistic, estrus period." Yin Heyu continued to output his horrible remarks, "It's like a pig that tastes good when you take off the balls, and there will be no estrus period."
"City Lord, so you plan to raise it to eat?" After Feng Yongan got the explanation, he was moved by Yin Heyu's "knowledge" and wondered at the same time—"So the pig is more delicious when it is hoarded?"
Hua Xinglan only felt that he wanted to find a chance to escape and stay away from them.
It's true that he wanted to investigate Yin and Yu's abnormal condition, but if he wanted to face such a big crisis, he would rather use a human form that they didn't like to see!
"Ah, indeed, the pigs in Qiantian Realm are raised with spiritual food, so there is no need to be so troublesome." Yin and Yu realized the difference between the two worlds, "But I am afraid that it will have a estrus period, and then it will be difficult to find a female cat." .”
"Indeed, my subordinates have seen such a puppet cat before." After hearing this, Feng Yong'an suddenly showed a playful smile, "Then why don't you give it a try?"
Although taking off the egg sounds like a technical job, but he doesn't mind trying a lot. Anyway, Wuhua City has a strong family and won't let this puppet cat have an accident.
Sensing the malicious gaze, Yin Heyu opened his mouth just when Hua Xinglan was about to decide in his heart that the spy plan had failed and that the identity of the planet could no longer appear in front of them.
"Forget it." Yin Heyu looked at the nervous planet, which seemed to be terrified. "It doesn't seem to like it."
"City Lord, don't worry, a man doesn't like being treated like this, but you will definitely make it up."
Feeling the intention of the kitten in his hand to escape, Feng Yongan's hand gripped even tighter, his eyes implied anticipation, and he looked eager to try, "Let your subordinates try it?"
"I just had a whim." Yin Heyu looked at Hua Xinglan who was trying to dodge, feeling a little helpless, "Xing Xing, come back, I won't hurt you."
Domestic cats need to be neutered to eliminate estrus because of the environment.But if it is sterilized, the planet will not be able to hold its head in the wild.
And when he thought about it carefully, he had never heard of the need for sterilization of monsters—he was thinking about it.
He has been thinking about modern management methods, and accidentally substituted the planet's situation into it.It was not the first time that such a confusion of thinking occurred, and Yin Heyu immediately adjusted his thoughts.
In modern times, the moon and the planet have both picked their eggs. At that time, the roommate played a song "Tears Behind the Bar", which is said to be a golden song for cutting eggs.
It seems that Qiantianjie should not have a more favorable setting for the sterilization of monsters, otherwise his roommate would definitely emphasize that "to practice this skill, you must first come out of the palace"-this is his usual bad taste.
The bell of the planet in Qiantian Realm is still there, big and round, and feels good to the touch at first glance, but just looking at the guarded eyes of the planet, Yin Heyu guessed that he would not be able to "offend" that much in a short time.
In order to prevent the planet from escaping, Feng Yongan went directly through the window and entered the room, closing the doors and windows tightly before putting down the kitten in his hand.
Sure enough, as soon as the planet landed, it jumped to a high place, staring at the two plotters on the top of the closet, quite like a modern parkour cat.
Yin Heyu also knew that this embarrassing situation was caused by himself.
This is difficult—in modern times, he can use cat snacks and cat grass and catnip to get the planet's forgiveness and closeness, but now he doesn't know anything about the planet's recipes!
After much deliberation, Yin Heyu invited Feng Yongan out first, and then began to dig out his pockets.
What Yin Heyu used was an unrecognizable Qiankun bag. Although it was beautifully shaped, it still couldn't conceal the fact that it was just a large backpack that couldn't be locked.
Thinking of Hua Xinglan's reminder to ask Xingxing to confirm his preferences, Yin and Yu took out all the items in the Qiankun bag and put them on the table to test Xingxing's preferences.
Although Hua Xinglan was already mentally prepared, but when he saw Yin Heyu taking out a dazzling array of beautiful things, as if he had robbed the treasures of the auction house warehouse, he still wanted to sigh - the things contained in it were probably better than Yin Heyu's body. The Qiankun bag should be precious.
But the sight of the planet was quickly attracted by a small oiled paper package in the corner.
Yin Heyu saw that Hua Xinglan didn't respond to so many things on display, and thought he had missed its recipe, and felt a little regretful, but suddenly saw Xing Xing jump out of the closet, and kept testing an oiled paper bag next to it.
Yin Heyu's eyes lit up, "Planet, you like this...uh."
What Xingxing is interested in is the heavy snacks that Brother Yong'an smuggled to him before.
Spicy and strong enough, it is completely different from modern cat rice recipes!
Yin Heyu put away other things and looked at the kitten with a complicated expression, "Planet, how did you learn from the moon?"
His roommate has been calling Moon Little Wretch all year round, and it is because of it that he is forced to change his taste.
The roommate is an online writer, and he must spend his days in front of the computer for entertainment. After Yin Heyu contracted the housework including his room, he became more confident.
Since you want to have fun, it is natural to always have some snacks.
Such as ham sausage, potato chips, fat house happy water, etc., which are ready-to-eat and drink after opening the bag, are necessary, but they are prepared when playing games and watching dramas.
After the two kittens came to the house, the roommate did not change his living habits and continued to be a happy lazy house.Then the moon seemed to observe that this human being was eating and eating all day long, so he waited in his room for a snack.
Then the roommate found out that he couldn't trust that little bum.Because it seems to be interested in all the food that can be eaten, every time the roommates are eating, it will steal a little.
Among them, the hardest hit was the roommate's beef jerky.
The roommates don't smoke, and the way to relax is to eat beef jerky instead.The beef jerky was bought by my roommate from a friend, and Yin and Yu had tried it a few times. It was the kind of jerky that was roasted very dry and hard to chew.
Roommates often hold a piece in their mouths when coding, purely for grinding their teeth and for entertainment.Then after Yue Yue was stationed in his room, Yue Yue also took a fancy to beef jerky and often hinted at his roommates to feed them.But what the roommate ate was spicy, and in theory it couldn't be given to the cat, so it cruelly refused.
Then the moon began its career as a "little scumbag".In the beginning, he ate jerky at every opportunity, but later he blatantly stretched out his claws to hook the piece of meat on his roommate's mouth.
This seriously interfered with the codeword career of the roommate.But what can be done?Close the door, don't want to part with it; let it in, it is eyeing the snacks.
It’s not that the roommate has never tried to keep some cat snacks next to him. He eats his, and the cat eats the cat’s, but after a long time, they always get confused. Sometimes he opens the package and puts it in his mouth, and his mouth is full of cat food.
The funniest thing is that every time this happens, Yue Yue will always put on an aggrieved look of "I don't care about it", which makes the roommates dumbfounded.
Then?
Then, at the suggestion of Yin Heyu, the roommate changed the flavor of beef jerky to the original flavor that pets can eat.
Without the spicy stimulation, the beef jerky became pure molar meat.At first, the roommate found it boring and difficult to adapt, but it seemed to help him concentrate more, so the subscription increased a lot.
So what else can I do, it's really delicious.
But this doesn't stop him from being a little bastard who yells at the moon for snacks every day.
Looking at the puppet cat who is very interested in snacks and keeps sniffing, Yin Heyu seems to see another moon, "Forget it, as long as you like it."
The monster with spiritual wisdom turned on is very smart, just like Xingxing can clearly understand his words.So if it's not edible, they'll reject it from the start.The planet is interested in meat, so it proves that he can eat it, right?
After all, in a world view where monsters can cultivate adults, it is unnecessary to entangle too much "modern ideas".
Yin Heyu opened the package, and the spicy smell filled the whole room instantly.Compared with other Tiancaidibao, this kind of processed meat appears to be of a much lower grade.A large amount of seasoning powder tickles the nose.
Hua Xinglan sniffed it, and couldn't help but sneezed at the beginning.
Yin Heyu tore off a piece of meat and tentatively handed it to Xing Xing, "I told you in advance that you can't just grab food like the moon, I can't stand it."
Then Xingxing finally tried the little snack he had been curious about for a long time.
Then I got red eyes.
He looked at Yin Heyu, who was eating calmly and calmly, and a sentence flashed in his mind - why the closer he got to Yin Heyu, the more he felt that this man was a little scary!
Even though his body is so fragile, how could he bear such hotness? !
Yin Heyu found that even Xingxing had a pitiful face, as if he was taking poison from a shark expression.
"What's the matter with you guys?" Yin Heyu was really confused, "It's not that spicy, is it? Is that why you can't eat spicy food?"
The spiciness is indeed a little too much.He has seen one that can eat spicy food, but he has never seen one that can eat spicy food like this! !
But I have to say, after eating it is really a bit refreshing, but the burning in the mouth is strange and uncomfortable.
After barely saving the planet's heart with spicy snacks, Yin Heyu took out the prepared cat litter and put it beside the bed.
Then he took out another basin, placed it beside the bed, and filled it with sand.
"Xingxing, if you need to go to the bathroom, go there."
Looking at the simple and open four-sided toilet, Hua Xinglan had a premonition that this kind of life was just the beginning.
He thought that he only needed to deal with the group of people protecting the calf around Yin Heyu, but he ignored that Yin Heyu also had a lot of unstable factors.
Hua Xinglan felt that the prospect seemed a bit dark.
The author has something to say: He Yu: Raise cats scientifically, let’s pick the eggs
Planet:! ! ! !Don't, don't make it
He Yu: Forget it, it feels good in the hand, it’s a pity to pick it off
Xing Xing: (...Although he was relieved, he always felt that something was wrong)
this is just the beginning
The road I choose, I have to finish it even when I cry~
感谢在2020-02-2720:13:07~2020-02-2723:01:34期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 393446831 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
He looked at Yin and Yu, waiting for their reaction
"Oh?" Yin Heyu heard the words, "It's not surprising, I heard that Xingxing ran to report to him before."
After finishing speaking, Yin Heyu's expression showed a bit of envy, "How did you do it?"
Unexpectedly, Yin Heyu explained the reason for him by himself, Hua Xinglan quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and pretended to be helpless, "Probably because I just saved its life?"
"Are you the human being that the little city lord and the others said can communicate with the planet?" Dajiao rubbed his nose, "It seems that I smelled it wrong, you two have the same hot spring smell, I thought it was pickled Just one."
"Salted to taste..." Hua Xinglan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "I did practice in Quanzhuang some time ago, and I met Xing Xing, maybe that's why I have a similar taste?"
"That's no wonder. It has eaten noddle greens, so the spring water on its body smells different from other people's. I thought it was here. Now it seems that it is probably out of the village."
Seeing that Yin Heyu and Dajiao were not suspicious and accepted this explanation, Hua Xinglan had to secretly think that he was lucky.
Fortunately, it passed!
Unexpectedly, his mistakes were on An Huaquan and Nodding Qing.This black forest bear is very sensitive to the smell of An Huaquan. His own exercises changed his breath, but he forgot to cover up the residual spring water smell on his body.
However, if even the Beastmaster Dajiao can only see the clues from his omission of the smell, it proves that his kung fu is still stable, successfully distinguishing the breath of human form and animal form.
In fact, in his previous life, he took the initiative to train the skills of hiding his identity and aura. Logically speaking, there would be no problems, but now his cultivation base is not in line with his realm, so he is not [-]% sure.
Feng Yongan, who was able to see through his disguise in his previous life, did not see that the planet was him this time, and this is proof.
Thinking about the situation he created during his cultivation, he might be the only one in the spring village filled with the smell of spring water + nodding his head in a short time.Hua Xinglan secretly decided to pay more attention to the smell on his body.
Yin Heyu didn't see anything wrong with Hua Xinglan's reaction, and also noticed that he didn't show any repulsion or disgust towards Dajiao, so he was a little surprised.
You know, Wang Dajiao's appearance is not pleasing, it looks like a vicious hang, and more importantly, he remembers that in the original plot development, Wang Dajiao chased and killed the protagonist.
However, the chaser and the hunted were so close together without any hostility. Even because of the incident of "saving the planet", the big black bear patted the young man on the back to show his friendliness.
If there is no conflict of interest, the relationship between them will not develop into the original plot, right?
As long as he continues to work hard, it is possible to save the lives of the whole family - the protagonist is a profit-driven character, just let him understand that the gains outweigh the losses!
Hua Xinglan turned his head and saw Yin Heyu who lowered his head in thought, feeling a chill down his back for no reason.
With Dajiao's intervention, Yin and Yu no longer had the mood to regard Hua Xinglan as a temporary tree hole.In order to avoid being included in the ranks of "sellable" tool man teammates, he is more cautious when contacting the protagonist.
So he bid farewell to the protagonist directly, and was going to go back to sort out his thoughts on changing Quanzhuang.
And Hua Xinglan watched him leave, a little curious about what he wanted to do.But just look at the way the two get along just now.Yin Heyu seemed to be scruples about something, and he was always cautious when facing him.
He always finds it difficult to see through Yin Heyu now.
With the identity of "Hua Xinglan", I'm afraid I won't be able to get any information.And if you switch frequently, there will be unexplainable mistakes like just now.
On the one hand, there are all kinds of known intelligence and information, and on the other hand, there is a new route that I have not yet figured out, and I faintly feel its importance...
He must make a decision.
Moreover, the contact with Dajiao, Feng Yongan and others made him understand.Maybe I need a new perspective to see the world.
Of course, there is one more important thing.
The old opponent who has been secretly targeting his lineage seems to be coveting Yuanyang Deng, and he can't stay away from Yuanyang Deng.
In fact, if we analyze it from the perspective of modern people, the cause of Quanzhuang's security breach is very simple-information is not synchronized.
Wuhua City sells the qualifications to enter the Quanzhuang, but the identity of the visitor must be confirmed and registered at the gate; those who find Anhua Quanzhuang by their own strength are another registration list.In the latter case, if someone chooses to use spirit stones to buy better supporting facilities, it will be another arrangement.
Because the guests are artificially divided into three types, but they are mixed together during management, people like Liu Shi secretly modify the customer list by taking advantage of the out-of-sync information.
There are not many similar loopholes in the village, but because nothing has happened all the time, it has been operating so far.After all, to be honest, Anhua Quanzhuang is younger than Yin Heyu.
Anhua Quanzhuang attracts monks because of its Anhua Spring, which is the winning prize of the Spring Spirit Conference. If the Spring Spirit Conference loses, it will change hands.So it is not surprising that the management structure is so loose.
Of course, there is another reason for the loose management structure, and that is the small city owner who wants to come out as soon as he comes out.
Thinking of this, Yin Heyu couldn't help covering his face—he really made a lot of purely disruptive requests to Quanzhuang when he was a child.
Similar to Liu Shi's privileges, chaotic management, and even the chaos caused by the introduction of monsters at the beginning, it was all because of his casual remarks.
Maybe Hua Xinglan was just trying to comfort him, but the angle he proposed gave Yin Heyu a flash of inspiration.
Since the chaos in Quanzhuang was caused by him, he can refer to modern management experience and adjust the management thinking of Quanzhuang!
And modern management experience has an important foundation - networking!
In fact, as a high-magic worldview based on cultivating immortals, Qiantian Realm has similar techniques and methods of operation.But such things are rare in Wuhua City.The reason is to take care of the mood of the city lord who cannot cultivate.
As a result, many infrastructures in Wuhua City are very basic, which is the kind of foundation that other people have already taken the subway, and their city is still picking up and dropping off by bus.With a solid family background, Wuhua City has not collapsed for so many years, and it has also caused the surrounding cities to imitate.
When Yin Heyu called Feng Yongming to explain the importance of "networking", Feng Yongming was a little surprised.
"City Master, you mean to use a magic weapon or spiritual weapon as a carrier to integrate all the customer information of Quanzhuang and manage it in batches?"
"Yes." Yin Heyu said, "It's best to record all the information of the visitor's token, so that if anything happens, he can be traced to him immediately."
This kind of thinking is relatively new in Quanzhuang.After all, they spontaneously divided "those who spend money", "those who found it by themselves" and "those who found it by themselves and are willing to spend money" into three types of people. When operating in Quanzhuang, try to avoid the three groups of people from contacting each other.
Because they are responsible for their own customers, they unknowingly let so many spies in.
And this was also a naive proposal from the little city lord at the time.
In fact, because there is no guarantee of long-term possession of Anhuaquan, no city will share it after obtaining Anhuaquan.The reason for the formation of Anhua Quanzhuang is Yin Heyu's sentence, "If you use Anhuaquan to build a spring village, wouldn't you make a lot of money?"
So there was Anhua Quanzhuang.
At that time, when discussing the business model of Anhua Spring Village, the owner of the small city was innocent and authentic, "You can tell them that the spring water is in the mountains, and you can find it by yourself. If you can't find it, you have to pay us and we will tell him how to get there~"
And who would have thought that this somewhat random arrangement made Quanzhuang an important source of income for Wuhua City.
The Anhua Spring hidden in Wangling Mountain has inspired many monks to seek and challenge. With such thoughts, they kept pouring into the mountain to find the missing spring.Among them, some people from family backgrounds disdain to mix with ordinary people to find Quanzhuang, so they will buy qualifications from Wuhua City.
In fact, the challengers who were looking for Anhuaquan everywhere helped Anhuaquanzhuang to improve the defense of the outer lost array, and the sale of the entrance has become a major source of income for Wuhua City.Anhua Quanzhuang can develop to today's scale, thanks to the city lord's contribution.
"It's really Quanzhuang's fortune that the city lord can be so attentive." Feng Yongming cupped his hands.
Putting the three groups of people together for management will undoubtedly change the current management mechanism of Quanzhuang, but for Feng Yongming, there is no reason to hesitate.
Anhua Quanzhuang is just a large toy prepared by the Yin family for the city lord.
"Just according to what the city lord said, if we want to manage it in a new way, we must change the internal formation of Quanzhuang, but the formation of Quanzhuang was shot by Mrs. Ji, and it is difficult for ordinary monks to deconstruct. Maybe we have to write a book first. Invite Mrs. Ji here."
Ever since Yin Heyu's mother and father separated, people in Wuhua City called this proud woman "Ms. Ji".When Yin Heyu heard this, although he was moved, he shook his head when he thought that Hua Xinglan's timed bomb was still there.
With her mother's usual temperament, if she knew that she had such a "marriage contract", she would probably attack the protagonist.If you touch the protagonist, the protagonist will fight back. Once they fight back, the Yin family will become the protagonist's enemy, and then... I dare not think about it.
In fact, Yin Heyu also felt a little strange—although after a tossing and probing period, in fact, the initiative of the marriage contract still rests with him.As long as he doesn't nod, the probationary period is unlimited, and the actual divorce can already be achieved, why does the protagonist still dominate this title?
Does the main character still have unrealistic delusions about his gender?Please leave.
"With Quanzhuang's scale, I don't need to bother my mother... No, wait, brother Yongming, you mean, after the formation of Quanzhuang is taken over by my mother, it is difficult for others to modify it?"
Feng Yongming nodded, "Mrs. Ji has a special way of setting up formations. I don't know what it is. I only know that all the formations that Mrs. Ji has handled, whether it is modification or cracking, are extremely difficult. If she is not invited here, this spring Zhuang's formation cannot be changed."
If, as he said, all the information of Quanzhuang can be integrated together, and even the news from the city lord's mansion can be delivered here at the first time, it is necessary to use spiritual weapons and magic weapons to assist, but if you want to To make such a system that links all areas, the existing array in the village must be changed.
Yin Heyu thought about the various inscription messages that he had enlightened from Quanzhuang earlier, and clearly realized that when his mother was setting up the formation, she actually mixed the inscriptions into it.It's just not as clear as I realized it.
So for monks who have never practiced inscriptions, the invisible inscriptions have become an obstacle for them to change the formation or even crack the formation.And this, for him, doesn't seem to be a problem?
Then Feng Yongming saw Yin Heyu suddenly took out a booklet, flipped through it, and looked surprised, "Maybe I can try it!"
[Inscription master, you need to be good at flexibility.Integrating the inscriptions into formations, refining tools, and even alchemy requires a thorough understanding of the inscriptions. 】
It is probably impossible for him to build a complete system out of thin air, but let him make changes on the existing basis. Now that he is holding the best natal magic weapon, Yuanyang Lantern, and mastering the most complete inscription inheritance " "Yuan Yang" seems to be possible under these two premises?
Taking reference books and analysis to do the open-book exam will definitely reduce the difficulty by more than half!
Yin Heyu asked Feng Yongming to take him to the core of the inner formation of Quanzhuang, intending to try and practice to gain true knowledge - if it really messed up, let his mother clean up the mess.
Quanzhuang's current formation is mainly defensive, and almost all the arrangements are mainly to prevent the invasion of foreign enemies. This is also the most normal formation thinking.It radiates the entire Spring Village, like countless small branches branching out from a main trunk, protecting the places where various buildings are located.
Compared with the description in "Yuan Yang", this is a very typical design idea of the inscription formation.Although not a complete inscription was used, the same line of thinking undoubtedly reduced the difficulty of the magic reform.On the basis of this formation, he can toss something more.
Yin Heyu decided to magically change the largest defensive formation method of this chain of springs, and create a LAN server that chains the whole village.
The data of the server is shared by the whole Quanzhuang, synchronized at any time, and can see the records of guests at any time like the hotel's front desk system, and resolutely prevent Liu Shi from tampering with guest information without authorization.
No one would have imagined that in the future Yin Heyu, who will protect the entire Wuhua City and its surrounding industries with amazing refining ideas, and even sell the server system to the outside world, his starting point is Anhua Quanzhuang, which is regarded as a toy in the eyes of everyone.
But now, everyone, including Feng Yongming, don't understand why the city lord who wants to come out is the city lord, what's the fuss now.But they don't care about Yin Heyu's intentions, as long as it is what Yin Heyu wants to do, they will do their best to help.
Hua Xinglan left Quanzhuang - at least the identity of "Hua Xinglan" must be left.
Before leaving, Da Jiao Ai Wu Ji Wu extended his appreciation and love for the planet to this young man, knowing that he was about to leave, he came here to see him off.
Looking at this black bear who looked naive but almost revealed his biggest secret, Hua Xinglan only felt complicated in his heart, said "there will be a period later", turned around and left.
"When you see the planet, remember to tell it that the city lord is waiting for him to come back, let it go back to Quanzhuang quickly! If you don't know the way, just find someone to lead the way, and tell it to remember to wear the pendant!"
……
Maybe he had to thank the bear for always helping him figure out the best way to hide his identity.
Relying on his great enthusiasm, Hua Xinglan left Wangling Mountain, found a mountain spring and washed himself well, then turned into a beast and put on a red pendant, restoring his identity as a planet.
Then, just as Dajiao said, when it said that it was going to Quanzhuang, the red pendant made the monsters tremblingly carry him on their backs and sent him there.It can be seen that Yin Heya's prestige here in Wanglingshan.
This has to be the level where they are all psychologically shadowed.
Yin Heyu pondered the formation for a day, and when they returned to the room, they were pleasantly surprised to see the familiar puppet cat coming to the window, as if waiting for him.
He immediately wanted to rush up and stroke the soft fur, but he didn't want to irritate Xingxing because of the previous accident, so he whispered softly, "Xingxing? Are you back? Are you injured?"
After speaking, he sat back at the table, as if sorting out something.
He always seems to care about whether the kitten is harmed, and his attitude when facing Hua Xinglan himself is completely different.
Hua Xinglan entered the room, looked at him with a tired face, and was a little curious about what Yin and Yu wanted to do.
Although he had already experienced the wonder of Yuanyang Lantern in his previous life, Hua Xinglan didn't know how much it would change if someone else controls it now.
It's just that he remembered that in his previous life, Tao Xinyue made rapid progress when he practiced with two magic weapons. Now Yin and Yu only have Yuanyang Deng, so he wonders if it will be affected by this.
He jumped onto the table, trying to get a closer look at Yin and Yu's state, but found that he seemed to be writing something.
Inscription?But Tao Xinyue said that inscriptions are special characters without a fixed shape, so it is impossible to write them?
Then Hua Xinglan didn't know how to describe the picture he saw.
Yin Heyu drew several circles and listed them out as if giving instructions.Hua Xinglan took a look, only to feel that he seemed to understand, but also didn't seem to understand.
Seeing Xingxing's curious look, Yin Heyu couldn't help laughing, "Why, you want to know what I'm going to do?"
The puppet cat blinked and lay down on the table, as if ready to listen to Yin Heyu's explanation.
Naturally, Yin Heyu would not reject this audience, and immediately began to talk, "Hey, I plan to use the inscriptions to modify the formation, first set the formation eye as a server, and then I will think about any useful aura magic weapons, and put all the information They are all stored there. If there is anything that needs to be recalled.”
"The front desk system, the logistics system, and even the security system, although everything can't be done overnight, it's okay to try them all. Now that I have a clue, I can still follow suit."
Thanks to his rich working experience, Yin Heyu still knows the general management model of an industry like Anhua Quanzhuang.Although he definitely doesn't know the deep logic of those systems, but he is in Qiantian Realm, the world of immortal practitioners!He has never eaten pork, but he has seen pigs run away!
The core of the whole system is the customer management system, which is also Yin and Yu's way to plug this part of the security loophole.Other logistics systems for managing inventory and personnel deployment, and the security system for observing the whole village are all added.
There are a lot of ideas, and the brain hole is a bit big. Yin Heyu is Party A and Party B, and he expresses all his beautiful ideas.
Hua Xinglan just felt confused and didn't know the meaning of terms like "server" and "management system".
He should know every word when it is taken apart, why is it so difficult to understand when put together?
Moreover, where did Yin and Yu come into contact with these brand-new terms?
That inscription inheritance?No, it won't be it, he has seen the content above, there is no such weird content.
Sure enough, only by approaching him like a beast and letting him relax can he dig out more information.
Still thinking, Hua Xinglan felt a pair of hands covering his body.
"It's great that you're fine."
Yin Heyu moved the pen and paper away, lay down on the table, and stared at Xingxing, "Xingxing, do you know where the moon is?"
Seeing the puzzled look on the puppet cat's face, Yin Heyu thought for a while, "Are there any little guys with the same look as you around you, who are lazy and greedy?"
Hua Xinglan shook his head.
He knew from the inheritance that there was more than one Seven Luminaries Tiger, but he didn't find out where the second Seven Luminaries Tiger was.
"Don't know? Then keep looking for it later." Yin Heyu pondered, "It doesn't make sense that the planet came and the moon didn't move..."
It's useless to think too much, Yin and Yu yawned, and planned to order the search for the moon.
With the peculiar appearance of the puppet cat, it should not be difficult to find.
After speaking, he tentatively picked up the planet.Naturally, the kitten would not resist his approach, and tried its best to keep its paws away, so as not to accidentally hurt Yin Heyu again.
Then he suddenly saw that after Yin and Yu hugged his two front feet like a child, they suddenly froze.
Then the man's eyes went straight down, and Hua Xinglan felt a chill in his lower body for no reason.
"Are you still there?"
Yin Heyu seemed a little pleasantly surprised, immediately put Hua Xinglan on the table, and stretched its hind legs.
To be honest, Hua Xinglan felt offended, he wanted to slip away, but he was worried that Yin Heyu would be hurt again, and the opportunity he finally got was gone, so he could only endure the humiliation.
Then he was sure that Yin and Yu were really staring at a certain part! !
Yin and Yu were a little surprised that they didn't get kicked by Xingxing when they opened the cat's thighs. You must know that when the two kittens were not matured, they would be kicked even if they wanted to see the cat's bell.
The moon gave in after learning to rub the snacks of the roommates, and the roommates ravaged the cat bell casually.As a parkour cat, Xingxing seems to have a bit of wildness. When Yin and Yu wanted to check its cat balls, they were either kicked or slipped away by it.
Now the planet must be very fond of itself!
Yin Heyu's heart was brimming with happiness, and Hua Xinglan's eyes were filled with horror.
Looking at that place and laughing like that, do Yin and Yu have any unknown hobbies? !
As if sensing the danger, the Ragdoll's tail circled back to block the part being peeped at.But this no longer affected Yin Heyu's mood.
But it also caused him to worry.
"Hmm..." Yin Heyu fell into deep thought, "Does the puppet cat in Qiantian Realm need to cut the bell?"
Hua Xinglan immediately understood what the "bell" meant, and instantly tensed up, turning over and preparing to run.
Why did Yin Heyu have such terrifying thoughts? !
The situation was urgent, Hua Xinglan wanted to find a place to calm down, and jumped out of the window when Yin and Yu had no time to recover.
But the next moment, he was captured by the guy squatting here again.
"What are you sneaking?" Feng Yongan said, "The city lord likes you, so just treat me honestly."
"Brother Yong'an, don't hurt the planet." Yin Heyu chased to the window and heaved a sigh of relief when he saw the cat in the man's hand, "I scared it."
"This kid looks so spooky, can you scare him, City Master?" Feng Yongan smiled, "It's unlikely."
"I was just wondering if the puppet cat needs to cut its balls." Afraid that Feng Yong'an would not understand the name, Yin Heyu explained, "It's the two balls below."
"Cut...balls?" Feng Yong'an didn't seem to have expected Yin Heyu to say such terrifying words lightly, coughed lightly, "Well, the city lord, those two groups are actually quite important..."
"I know, needless to say, so euphemistic, estrus period." Yin Heyu continued to output his horrible remarks, "It's like a pig that tastes good when you take off the balls, and there will be no estrus period."
"City Lord, so you plan to raise it to eat?" After Feng Yongan got the explanation, he was moved by Yin Heyu's "knowledge" and wondered at the same time—"So the pig is more delicious when it is hoarded?"
Hua Xinglan only felt that he wanted to find a chance to escape and stay away from them.
It's true that he wanted to investigate Yin and Yu's abnormal condition, but if he wanted to face such a big crisis, he would rather use a human form that they didn't like to see!
"Ah, indeed, the pigs in Qiantian Realm are raised with spiritual food, so there is no need to be so troublesome." Yin and Yu realized the difference between the two worlds, "But I am afraid that it will have a estrus period, and then it will be difficult to find a female cat." .”
"Indeed, my subordinates have seen such a puppet cat before." After hearing this, Feng Yong'an suddenly showed a playful smile, "Then why don't you give it a try?"
Although taking off the egg sounds like a technical job, but he doesn't mind trying a lot. Anyway, Wuhua City has a strong family and won't let this puppet cat have an accident.
Sensing the malicious gaze, Yin Heyu opened his mouth just when Hua Xinglan was about to decide in his heart that the spy plan had failed and that the identity of the planet could no longer appear in front of them.
"Forget it." Yin Heyu looked at the nervous planet, which seemed to be terrified. "It doesn't seem to like it."
"City Lord, don't worry, a man doesn't like being treated like this, but you will definitely make it up."
Feeling the intention of the kitten in his hand to escape, Feng Yongan's hand gripped even tighter, his eyes implied anticipation, and he looked eager to try, "Let your subordinates try it?"
"I just had a whim." Yin Heyu looked at Hua Xinglan who was trying to dodge, feeling a little helpless, "Xing Xing, come back, I won't hurt you."
Domestic cats need to be neutered to eliminate estrus because of the environment.But if it is sterilized, the planet will not be able to hold its head in the wild.
And when he thought about it carefully, he had never heard of the need for sterilization of monsters—he was thinking about it.
He has been thinking about modern management methods, and accidentally substituted the planet's situation into it.It was not the first time that such a confusion of thinking occurred, and Yin Heyu immediately adjusted his thoughts.
In modern times, the moon and the planet have both picked their eggs. At that time, the roommate played a song "Tears Behind the Bar", which is said to be a golden song for cutting eggs.
It seems that Qiantianjie should not have a more favorable setting for the sterilization of monsters, otherwise his roommate would definitely emphasize that "to practice this skill, you must first come out of the palace"-this is his usual bad taste.
The bell of the planet in Qiantian Realm is still there, big and round, and feels good to the touch at first glance, but just looking at the guarded eyes of the planet, Yin Heyu guessed that he would not be able to "offend" that much in a short time.
In order to prevent the planet from escaping, Feng Yongan went directly through the window and entered the room, closing the doors and windows tightly before putting down the kitten in his hand.
Sure enough, as soon as the planet landed, it jumped to a high place, staring at the two plotters on the top of the closet, quite like a modern parkour cat.
Yin Heyu also knew that this embarrassing situation was caused by himself.
This is difficult—in modern times, he can use cat snacks and cat grass and catnip to get the planet's forgiveness and closeness, but now he doesn't know anything about the planet's recipes!
After much deliberation, Yin Heyu invited Feng Yongan out first, and then began to dig out his pockets.
What Yin Heyu used was an unrecognizable Qiankun bag. Although it was beautifully shaped, it still couldn't conceal the fact that it was just a large backpack that couldn't be locked.
Thinking of Hua Xinglan's reminder to ask Xingxing to confirm his preferences, Yin and Yu took out all the items in the Qiankun bag and put them on the table to test Xingxing's preferences.
Although Hua Xinglan was already mentally prepared, but when he saw Yin Heyu taking out a dazzling array of beautiful things, as if he had robbed the treasures of the auction house warehouse, he still wanted to sigh - the things contained in it were probably better than Yin Heyu's body. The Qiankun bag should be precious.
But the sight of the planet was quickly attracted by a small oiled paper package in the corner.
Yin Heyu saw that Hua Xinglan didn't respond to so many things on display, and thought he had missed its recipe, and felt a little regretful, but suddenly saw Xing Xing jump out of the closet, and kept testing an oiled paper bag next to it.
Yin Heyu's eyes lit up, "Planet, you like this...uh."
What Xingxing is interested in is the heavy snacks that Brother Yong'an smuggled to him before.
Spicy and strong enough, it is completely different from modern cat rice recipes!
Yin Heyu put away other things and looked at the kitten with a complicated expression, "Planet, how did you learn from the moon?"
His roommate has been calling Moon Little Wretch all year round, and it is because of it that he is forced to change his taste.
The roommate is an online writer, and he must spend his days in front of the computer for entertainment. After Yin Heyu contracted the housework including his room, he became more confident.
Since you want to have fun, it is natural to always have some snacks.
Such as ham sausage, potato chips, fat house happy water, etc., which are ready-to-eat and drink after opening the bag, are necessary, but they are prepared when playing games and watching dramas.
After the two kittens came to the house, the roommate did not change his living habits and continued to be a happy lazy house.Then the moon seemed to observe that this human being was eating and eating all day long, so he waited in his room for a snack.
Then the roommate found out that he couldn't trust that little bum.Because it seems to be interested in all the food that can be eaten, every time the roommates are eating, it will steal a little.
Among them, the hardest hit was the roommate's beef jerky.
The roommates don't smoke, and the way to relax is to eat beef jerky instead.The beef jerky was bought by my roommate from a friend, and Yin and Yu had tried it a few times. It was the kind of jerky that was roasted very dry and hard to chew.
Roommates often hold a piece in their mouths when coding, purely for grinding their teeth and for entertainment.Then after Yue Yue was stationed in his room, Yue Yue also took a fancy to beef jerky and often hinted at his roommates to feed them.But what the roommate ate was spicy, and in theory it couldn't be given to the cat, so it cruelly refused.
Then the moon began its career as a "little scumbag".In the beginning, he ate jerky at every opportunity, but later he blatantly stretched out his claws to hook the piece of meat on his roommate's mouth.
This seriously interfered with the codeword career of the roommate.But what can be done?Close the door, don't want to part with it; let it in, it is eyeing the snacks.
It’s not that the roommate has never tried to keep some cat snacks next to him. He eats his, and the cat eats the cat’s, but after a long time, they always get confused. Sometimes he opens the package and puts it in his mouth, and his mouth is full of cat food.
The funniest thing is that every time this happens, Yue Yue will always put on an aggrieved look of "I don't care about it", which makes the roommates dumbfounded.
Then?
Then, at the suggestion of Yin Heyu, the roommate changed the flavor of beef jerky to the original flavor that pets can eat.
Without the spicy stimulation, the beef jerky became pure molar meat.At first, the roommate found it boring and difficult to adapt, but it seemed to help him concentrate more, so the subscription increased a lot.
So what else can I do, it's really delicious.
But this doesn't stop him from being a little bastard who yells at the moon for snacks every day.
Looking at the puppet cat who is very interested in snacks and keeps sniffing, Yin Heyu seems to see another moon, "Forget it, as long as you like it."
The monster with spiritual wisdom turned on is very smart, just like Xingxing can clearly understand his words.So if it's not edible, they'll reject it from the start.The planet is interested in meat, so it proves that he can eat it, right?
After all, in a world view where monsters can cultivate adults, it is unnecessary to entangle too much "modern ideas".
Yin Heyu opened the package, and the spicy smell filled the whole room instantly.Compared with other Tiancaidibao, this kind of processed meat appears to be of a much lower grade.A large amount of seasoning powder tickles the nose.
Hua Xinglan sniffed it, and couldn't help but sneezed at the beginning.
Yin Heyu tore off a piece of meat and tentatively handed it to Xing Xing, "I told you in advance that you can't just grab food like the moon, I can't stand it."
Then Xingxing finally tried the little snack he had been curious about for a long time.
Then I got red eyes.
He looked at Yin Heyu, who was eating calmly and calmly, and a sentence flashed in his mind - why the closer he got to Yin Heyu, the more he felt that this man was a little scary!
Even though his body is so fragile, how could he bear such hotness? !
Yin Heyu found that even Xingxing had a pitiful face, as if he was taking poison from a shark expression.
"What's the matter with you guys?" Yin Heyu was really confused, "It's not that spicy, is it? Is that why you can't eat spicy food?"
The spiciness is indeed a little too much.He has seen one that can eat spicy food, but he has never seen one that can eat spicy food like this! !
But I have to say, after eating it is really a bit refreshing, but the burning in the mouth is strange and uncomfortable.
After barely saving the planet's heart with spicy snacks, Yin Heyu took out the prepared cat litter and put it beside the bed.
Then he took out another basin, placed it beside the bed, and filled it with sand.
"Xingxing, if you need to go to the bathroom, go there."
Looking at the simple and open four-sided toilet, Hua Xinglan had a premonition that this kind of life was just the beginning.
He thought that he only needed to deal with the group of people protecting the calf around Yin Heyu, but he ignored that Yin Heyu also had a lot of unstable factors.
Hua Xinglan felt that the prospect seemed a bit dark.
The author has something to say: He Yu: Raise cats scientifically, let’s pick the eggs
Planet:! ! ! !Don't, don't make it
He Yu: Forget it, it feels good in the hand, it’s a pity to pick it off
Xing Xing: (...Although he was relieved, he always felt that something was wrong)
this is just the beginning
The road I choose, I have to finish it even when I cry~
感谢在2020-02-2720:13:07~2020-02-2723:01:34期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 393446831 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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