The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

Ji Bingyan stretched out her hand to press the edge of the couch, a drawer popped out under the brocade couch, there were six shiny silver cups in the drawer, and ten square bottles made of silver.

Ji Bingyan said: "There are ten kinds of wine here, ranging from Maotai, big noodles, bamboo leaf green, to Guanwai goat's milk wine. Although the bottle is not big, it can hold three catties and twelve taels. What do you want to drink?" Bar!"

Hu Tiehua was staring at the drawer in a daze, and after a long while, she sighed: "As soon as you flick your hand, all kinds of wine come. This is the dream of every alcoholic. No wonder people want to get rich. There is a way to get rich." Good."

Ji Bingyan said lightly: "That is, compared to some people who only pop out disgusting garbage, what I pop up are all good things!"

Yinshi complained frantically: "Hey, Yinsang is just a booger, your contempt is too obvious! The women in Bihua Street look at those who are looking for women to prepare for 10 rounds and come out in less than [-] minutes Men need to be even more explicit!!"

Hu Tiehua, who was still drinking happily, suddenly squirted out the wine when Yin Shi described it.

"What kind of description is that? Why do you say it as if you have a deep understanding? You are not a man!"

Chu Liuxiang patted Hu Tiehua's shoulder and said with a bitter smile: "I said it before. It's better not to treat her like a woman! It will be easier this way."

Hu Tiehua complained: "What's the matter, old bug? Why do you seem to be ten years old all of a sudden?"

"No, it's nothing, let's have a drink!" Chu Liuxiang forced a smile.

The four of them drank two glasses of wine, and Hu Tiehua couldn't help but said: "Now if there are prawns from Jiangbei and Jinhua ham feet to drink, this place is like heaven, but it's a pity..."

Before he could finish his sentence, another drawer popped out from under the brocade mat. There were not only prawns from Jiangbei, ham from Jinhua, but also bad fish from Fuzhou, roast goose from Fuzhou, pork bones from Wuxi, and plum blossom bear paw from Changbai Mountain. ...In short, as long as you can think of the most delicious appetizers, there are in this drawer.

Hu Tiehua cried out and said, "You are juggling!"

This time, even Yin Shi couldn't help but be dumbfounded: "It's already an outrage for a rich man to do what you do!"

Ji Bingyan said lightly: "People have to enjoy while they are alive, especially those who have suffered too much. Once I was so hungry that I wanted to chop off my hand to eat, so now no matter where I am, I always have to fill it up first." The food, even under the bed where I sleep, is full of wine and meat."

Hu Tiehua wanted to laugh when she heard it, but when she thought about it carefully, not only did she no longer find it ridiculous, but she wanted to cry.

Yin Shi didn't say a word.

These plain words are really full of sourness and bitterness. When a person is so afraid of "hunger", the hardships and miseries he has suffered before are probably beyond the imagination of others!Hu Tiehua was silent for a long time before drinking the third glass of wine, looking up and sighing: "Maybe I shouldn't have forced you to come here."

Ji Bingyan said coldly: "You didn't force me. If I really don't want to come, no one can force me."

Then, Ji Bingyan said solemnly: "From now on, we have started to go straight to the Great Gobi. From now on, this carriage will never stop for more than two cups of tea, and it will only stop three times a day at most. I believe that with our current With the stamina, I can strictly control my bowel movements."

Hearing this, Yinshi screamed: "What? So serious? No, I'm a little nervous. I'm going to the bathroom now!"

After Ji Bingyan gave Yin Shi a cold look, he finally stopped the car.

As soon as the car stopped, Yinshi jumped out of the car.

Chu Liuxiang also got out of the car, raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't even think about taking the opportunity to escape!!"

"Ah! No, no, no! Don't follow, you pervert!" Yinshi said perfunctorily, while running towards the grass.After a certain distance, Yinshi muttered in a low voice: "I won't go to some desert with you!"

When Chu Liuxiang returned to the car, Ji Bingyan kept staring at him, which made Chu Liuxiang feel uncomfortable.

He touched his nose and said with a wry smile, "Are you trying to tell me something?"

Ji Bingyan asked: "Are you really going to take that woman to the desert? Are you sure she won't become a stumbling block for us?"

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "Do you think I'm crazy?"

Ji Bingyan did not deny it.

Hu Tiehua also said: "Old bug, to be honest, I don't agree. As the dead rooster said, places like deserts are too scary, not to mention that Yinzi has no internal strength, and I probably can't stand it in less than a day!"

Ji Bingyan slowly said: "People in the desert can do almost anything to survive. In order to avoid depletion of water in the body, they can not speak or move all day, can she? When they are hungry, they can use Xixie as a Ham to eat, can she? When they are thirsty, they can dig a hole in the sand with their hands to a depth of one foot, just to suck the water in the underground sand. With just a trace of water, they can live for three days. Can she? Even if she is a peerless master, a woman is still a woman, her ability to endure and her will are very fragile!"

Hu Tiehua also rubbed her nose and smiled bitterly: "I'm afraid even I can't bear what the dead rooster said... Sure enough, old bug, you should send that little girl back! Besides, she doesn't want to go, does she? Although you There are also reasons for the three little girls in the family to run away, but forget it! Don't bother with a woman."

"Well...it's true..." Chu Liuxiang smiled, "If it was a month ago, I would have the same idea as you."

Both Hu Tiehua and Ji Bingyan looked at Chu Liuxiang's calm smiling face in doubt.

"'Women are always weak-willed and very fragile.' Yes, I used to think so..." Chu Liuxiang recalled all the memories since she met this white-haired girl.

[Don't underestimate women!Not to lose to the wind, not to the rain, not to the storm, I know many such beautiful and strong women! ] At first, I just thought it was just a beautiful sentence, and I just wanted to regain my dignity as a woman.However, she did do a lot of things that even Chu Liuxiang as a man couldn't do... No, it should be something that no one can do, but she did it!

Without hesitation, he jumped off the cliff to rescue Mrs. Ren, protected Su Rongrong and became a stand-in, saved Nangong Ling so that he could start all over again, and the battle was fruitless...

Chu Liuxiang couldn't forget everything, and even began to have a kind of expectation.

"I want to witness more miracles with my own eyes."

Chu Liuxiang said with a smile.

Regarding Chu Liuxiang's words, Hu Tiehua and Ji Bingyan looked at each other in blank dismay.

"in addition……"

As Chu Liuxiang said, Yin Shi's scream came from outside the car.

When they got out of the car, they saw a white figure hanging upside down on the tree trunk by one foot tied with a rope on a big tree not far away, swinging in the wind.

When Yinshi saw the three of them, he couldn't help shouting: "Hey, come and save me!!"

Hu Tiehua looked at Yinshi suspiciously and murmured: "Why is there a trap in this place?"

"Ah, I designed it." Chu Liuxiang said with a smile.

Hu Tiehua & Ji Bingyan: "!?"

"I knew she would run away..." As he spoke, Chu Liuxiang turned his face and said, "Don't you think people like her should be taught a lesson?" Chu Liuxiang was still smiling.However, both Hu Tiehua and Ji Bingyan shuddered at his smile at the moment.

Hu Tiehua trembled: "Old bug...you really changed..." Chu Liuxiang walked over, picked up a small stone and flew over to cut the rope.

Yin Shi fell straight down.

"I told you earlier," Chu Liuxiang said with a dark smile and condescendingly looking down at Yinshi, "You can't escape!"

With a big bag of silver on the top of his head, blue veins popped out, pointing at Chu Liuxiang and angrily said: "Hey, I knew you had the attribute of black belly! You black belly!!"

It is impossible to escape the fate of entering the desert.Yinshi could only obediently succumb to Chu Liuxiang's black belly with a swollen bag on his back.

The car continued on.Hu Tiehua looked at Yinshi while drinking, and finally asked: "Little girl, I think the old bug is very special to you! How did you know each other?"

Chu Liuxiang replied directly: "I fished her up from the sea." Then, Chu Liuxiang took a sip of wine, with a dark expression on his face, "And then, that was the beginning of my misfortune..."

Yinshi immediately complained: "Hey, what kind of strange creature did you compare Yinsang to, you scumbag who sows everywhere!!"

Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua spewed out the wine together.

Ji Bingyan looked at the two of them coldly, then suddenly took all the food and wine off the table.

"Since you find it so unpalatable that you vomit, then don't eat it at all!"

"No, dead cock! Didn't you hear what this girl just said?" Hu Tiehua was protesting loudly.

However, Ji Bingyan said coldly: "She didn't say anything wrong!"

Chu Liuxiang stared at Ji Bingyan with a dark face: "..."

At this time, Ji Bingyan stretched out his hand and pressed it, and the table turned over completely, and a detailed map was engraved on the back.Ji Bingyan has already researched the route.

Ji Bingyan continued: "When we arrive at Laolongwan tomorrow, you will deposit the horse. I also have a buddy there, so you can rest assured."

Chu Liuxiang couldn't help but said, "I must take this horse with me."

Ji Bingyan said: "No way!"

Chu Liuxiang said: "Why?"

Ji Bingyan said: "Not only is this horse too ostentatious and eye-catching, but it is originally owned by the other party. If we take this horse with us, it is like carrying a signboard. We must not take this risk."

Chu Liuxiang thought for a while and stopped talking.

Ji Bingyan said word by word: "You must remember that the other party lures you to the desert precisely because he knows that he cannot kill you in other places. Since he wants to lure you to the desert, it is naturally because he is in the desert. You are sure to kill you, this is the most difficult battle in your life, how can you not think about it?"

Chu Liuxiang smiled bitterly and said, "But there are some things that you can't think too much about."

Ji Bingyan drank a glass of wine and said: "Okay! Let's not think about anything now, and sleep first. Even if we can't sleep, we must force ourselves to sleep, because we must not waste energy now."

The brocade couch is huge.All three fell asleep.

Holding the wine glass in his hand, Hu Tiehua suddenly smiled and said, "Anyway, the three of us are finally sleeping together again, just like ten years ago..."

"Excuse me!" Yin Shi raised his hand and spoke with dead fish eyes open, "There is still one person here!"

Hu Tiehua smiled shyly and said: "It's really not suitable for you to be a woman to sleep with us three big men... right, dead cock..."

Ji Bingyan was already asleep.

Hu Tiehua looked at Chu Liuxiang: "Hey, old bug, you..."

Chu Liuxiang also fell asleep.

Hu Tiehua could only touch his nose and look at Yinshi again: "I can't help it...you just make do with it..."

Gintoki also fell asleep.

At this time, Hu Tiehua really felt like a fool.

At dusk the next day, we arrived at Laolong Bay.

After that, after finishing everything, the chariots and horses were indeed driving day and night. The drivers, Xiao Pan and Shi Tuo, seemed to have never slept at all. The camel didn't even lower its head.

Hu Tiehua couldn't help asking: "Can these two people not sleep?"

Ji Bingyan said: "Some people can sleep no matter what they are doing."

Hu Tiehua thought for a while and thought again: "That's right! He always sat while driving, but the stone camel not only didn't sit down, he didn't even stand still. Could it be that he can sleep while walking?"

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "He's not lying to you. Some people can sleep while walking, because although his legs are walking, his spirit is completely relaxed, just like when others are sleeping."

Hu Tiehua laughed and said: "This is really not a small thing."

Ji Bingyan said coldly: "This ability is not born, but honed. If a person is driven with a whip and walks non-stop for a year, as long as he closes his eyes, he will be whipped. Then even if he walks barefoot in the snow in the future, he will still be able to sleep."

Hu Tiehua moved and said: "Could it be that the stone camel has suffered such a crime?"

Ji Bingyan said: "Yes!"

Hu Tiehua sighed, and said again: "But why do others want him to keep walking, and walk for a year?"

Ji Bingyan was silent for a while, then suddenly said: "Can you see the donkey pulling the mill?"

Hu Tiehua said: "I have seen it."

Ji Bingyan said slowly: "He was once regarded as a donkey, but it was worse than a donkey. Donkeys still have time to rest, but he kept pulling for a whole year."

Hu Tiehua couldn't help shivering, and said angrily, "Who is this? Why are you so cruel! Why do you treat him like this?"

Ji Bingyan shook her head, but did not speak again.

And when Yin pretended to be asleep, he didn't speak.

Finally, after days of travelling, Gintoki and the others finally arrived at the desert.

After buying more than a dozen large sheepskin bags of water and changing their outfits to avoid the scorching sun, they rode camels and officially started their journey in the desert.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Hu Tiehua and Ji Bingyan asked Chu Liuxiang: Aren't you gentle with women?Why do you have such a bad attitude towards silver?

Chu Liuxiang: A woman is a woman, and money is money.

Hu Tiehua: Isn't silver a woman?

Chu Liuxiang: Women are gentle and lovely, but when silver is cut, the real body will appear.

Hu Tiehua: What is the ontology?

Chu Liuxiang: Yinzi will not hesitate to discuss with me the issue of Tan O and Mao. To be honest, I don't want to see her as a woman.

Ji Bingyan: Ah, this is the truth!