The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

Yinshi and Gui walked on the path in the backyard.Yinshi couldn't help sighing: "Ah, that's really a big beauty! And she has a pretty good figure! If Yinsang's balls are still there, I definitely don't mind having sex with her!"

"Fucking women, be careful when another illegitimate child will appear!"

Gui's words made Yinshi's mood drop to the bottom in an instant.

"Hey, what is 'again'? Didn't I tell you? The kid that day was not Yinsang's child at all! Although he looked very similar to Yinsang, he was not my son! Even if I really had a son Now, even if I have to distort my genes, I want to have a son with straight hair!!"

"Compared to distorting genes, choosing a woman with straight hair may be better for matching! It's just..." Gui paused and said slowly: "I don't recommend the one just now."

Yinshi glanced at Gui casually.

Gui said lightly: "The scratch on her neck was not cut by a branch at all. The wound was too clean and sharp, and it couldn't be done with the strength and shape of the branch. It was obviously cut by an extremely sharp blade. cut. In other words, she was lying just now."

"Tch, do you think I didn't notice?"

Yinshi rested his arms on the back of his head, looked up at the sky, and listened quietly to Gui's words, but his face looked foolish, and he said, "Although I don't have the ability to read minds, I still have the ability to see women." Yes. There has never been a perfect woman in this world. God can’t create a woman with a big beauty and a good personality! What can be created is either a female orangutan, a big stomach king, a slut, or a drinking girl. A pervert who turns into a ghost after drinking alcohol! In short, this woman's performance is so perfect that it makes people suspicious!"

When he saw Yin, he understood this truth, and Gui was a little relieved.

Unexpectedly, Yin Shi followed up with this sentence: "But she is indeed a beautiful woman! Sure enough, in this age of looking at faces, regardless of her real face, I still want to flirt with her!"

Of course, Yin Shi was seriously complained by Gui: "Really, I only think about these dirty things all day long!!"

the next day.Yinshi and Gui were arranged to go shopping.I heard that there will be many people coming today, and guests need to be entertained.

Hearing this news, Yinshi had a little bad premonition in his heart.

After buying what they needed, Yinshi, Gui and another servant who came out with them were walking back.

Suddenly, I saw a group of people gathered in front of a sign.

This picture seems familiar.

Gui said, "Huh? What's the matter? Is there a new weapon list?"

"This is not it, that is the bulletin board!" The servant said, "Don't you know that something big has happened recently?"

"A big deal? What a big deal? A story that must be told between a woman and nine disabled men?" Yinshi complained sharply.

"What the hell are you talking about? The Plum Blossom Bandit has reappeared!"

"Plum Blossom Thief? A thief who specializes in stealing plum blossoms?"

"Ah, then our house is very dangerous! There is a plum blossom forest there!"

Gintoki and Katsura's out-of-the-ordinary conversation left the servant speechless for a while.

"...No, that's not what it means! By the way, who would specifically steal plum blossoms? Can stealing plum blossoms be so famous?" , but the weapon he wields."

"Weapons? Plum blossom weapons?"

The servant said: "It is said that everyone who died under his command will have a unique mark on the chest without exception! That is the pattern of plum blossoms. That's why people call him 'Plum Blossom Bandit'!"

Yinshi and Gui looked at each other, and remembered that the man who was listening to the driver in the carriage once mentioned the recent rampant robbery.

Driven by curiosity, the two also squeezed towards the bulletin board and looked over.

I saw a big line of characters on the head of the big title:

The "Plum Blossom Bandit" who was rampant 30 years ago appeared again!

"30 years ago?" Gui pondered for a while, and said, "The plum blossom thief is already very old now? Does he really have the strength to steal?"

"Well, this is true! I was still very young when I heard that the Plum Blossom Bandit was rampant! But people of the older generation knew how powerful he was. The head, Wu Wentian, who was known as the number one swordsman in Jianghu at that time, also died in his hands."

The servant took a breath and said again: "Besides, this person's whereabouts are erratic and unpredictable. Wu Wentian just threatened to look for him, but he died in his own yard the next day. Five bloodstains arranged like plum blossoms, the bloodstains are as small as the eyes of a needle, everyone knows that it is the symbol of plum blossom robbers, but no one knows whether he is using a very vicious hidden weapon? Or a very powerful weapon for going out? Because None of the people who fought against him is still alive, so no one knows his true face."

When Yinshi heard this, he immediately frowned and said, "Hey, you're so strong! Can you still play?"

"Oh, but everybody knows he must be a man."

Gui couldn't understand this, and asked, "Why?"

"Because he not only robbed wealth, but also robbed sex! Doesn't this prove that he is a man?" The servant sighed deeply.

At this time, Yinshi smirked: "Ah, you can't say that! Maybe the other party is a lesbian!"

"There is also the possibility of shemale! After all, the recent perverts are very rampant!"

As a result, Yinshi and Gui's analysis was denied by the servant without hesitation: "No, we don't have so many perverts here!"

Afterwards, on the way back when the three of them returned, the servant continued to chatter about the Plum Blossom Pirate.

"Since the Plum Blossom Pirate disappeared 30 years ago, people in the world thought he was full of crimes, but he suddenly appeared again more than half a year ago. In just seven or eight months, he has done seven more crimes. Eighty huge cases, even the daughter of the head of the Huashan School, were ruined by him."

"You look healthy at a young age! You're still so active!" Yin Shi said, picking his nose.

Gui retorted at this time: "No, I still can't confirm whether it is the deity? Maybe this time it is not the Plum Blossom Pirate from 30 years ago, but the Plum Blossom Pirate's child or disciple or something?"

The servant looked at Gui in surprise and said, "It's very reasonable for you to say that! Anyway, since he appeared again, people with a little wealth in the arena have become insecure, and women with a little beauty are more likely to sleep and eat. It's hard to be safe..." He paused, and said solemnly as if it was very secret: "Therefore, more than ninety family members have secretly agreed that no matter who kills the Plum Blossom Bandit, they will give away [-]% of their family wealth. Given him, this amount is naturally extremely impressive.”

Yinshi complained without hesitation: "What is there to hide? Even you know this, isn't it already made public?"

"However, this is not the most touching thing!!" The servant suddenly became excited, and said happily, "The most recognized beauty in the Jianghu also threatened the world. No matter monks or laymen, young or old, as long as he can get rid of the Plum Blossom Pirate, she Just marry him."

Yinshi and Gui complained together: "No wonder you smile so nastyly!"

The servant blushed, coughed and said, "Men... Isn't it natural to pursue beautiful women? Ah, of course you two are also beautiful women..."

Yinshi complained again: "Don't care about our feelings, let's continue talking! Then who is the most beautiful woman in the world? Yinsang really wants to see if she is really so beautiful!"

At this moment, the servant stopped in his tracks: "Don't you guys know? The number one beauty in the world is Miss Lin Xian'er from our house!"

Hearing this, both Yinshi and Gui were stunned.

Back to Xingyunzhuang, before I walked in, I heard a burst of noisy voices inside.It looks quite lively.

Sure enough, after entering, there were actually quite a few people in the hall.And Lin Xian'er was among them, smiling.

When Yinshi saw her, he complained directly without hesitation: "Hey, I heard that you claim that whoever can catch the plum blossom thief will marry him? Are you serious?"

Lin Xian'er was stunned for a moment, and then she showed a charming smile and said, "It's the Plum Blossom Bandit, right? Yes! As long as someone can deal with this vicious criminal, I'm willing to give him my life!" When she opened her mouth, Lin Xian'er sighed softly, frowned slightly and continued, "I'm just a girl, neither martial arts nor enviable background, but I still want to do something for the common people. Plum Blossom Pirates not only rob Looting homes, and even tarnishing the innocence of countless women, is really a heinous crime! Therefore, I can only encourage everyone in this way..."

As soon as Lin Xian'er finished speaking, there were countless sighs and praises on the scene.

"As expected of being the number one beauty in martial arts!"

"Yes, not only is the person beautiful, but the soul is also so beautiful!"

"Miss Lin Xian'er! Please don't worry, I will definitely eradicate the villain Plum Blossom Bandit!"

Seeing such a scene, Yinshi and Gui finally realized that the people here came for the beauty in front of them.

The beauty effect really deserves its reputation!

Yinshi scratched the back of his head, and suddenly said: "Yeah, even though you said that...but aren't you a little too confident?"

Hearing Yinshi's words, Lin Xian'er tilted her head and asked in confusion, "Huh? Confidence? Yinzi, what do you mean by that?"

"Ah, that's the one..." Yin Shi said, "How do you know that the man who killed the plum blossom thief must be a man! What will you do if the woman catches him?"

Gintoki's words once again caused an uproar among the people present.Indeed, there are indeed quite a few women with high martial arts skills in the world today, and the fact that women beat plum blossom robbers cannot be ruled out.

They all looked at Lin Xian'er, only to see Lin Xian'er smiling slightly.

"The promise I made will not change. If the other party is a woman, then I will also hand over mine. Of course, since we can't become a husband and wife, then let me be his maid and serve her around!"

Lin Xianer's words were so powerful that almost everyone wanted to applaud her.

"Miss Lin Xian'er is so kind!"

"It's a fairy! A fairy descending to earth!"

At this time, Gui gave another example: "Hey, but there are many possibilities in everything! What if the person who defeats the opponent is not a human being?"

Gui's words made Lin Xian'er's smiling face collapse for 0.01 second.

"Not human? Don't you think there will be a heavenly being here to beat him up?" Yinshi complained directly.

"Ah, after all, many things are hard to say! For example, when someone came to the prairie and was suddenly attacked by a lion? Was he kicked into the water by a horse behind when he was trying to drink by the river? Was he killed by a monkey throwing a stone suddenly on the road? Life is impermanent!"

As a result, everyone complained silently in their hearts: People who can be stoned to death by monkeys on the road are a whole cup of people!Sure enough, it's better to die, right?

At this time, the laughter that was more pleasing than that of an oriole brought them back to their thoughts.Lin Xian'er covered her mouth with one hand, and said with a smile: "Guizi, your thinking is really beyond the reach of ordinary people. Yes, if the other party is an animal, I will stay with them and take care of them!"

Gintoki complained: "Do you want to have a beast play?"

Before Lin Xian'er could react, a young man realized it, and immediately glared at Yin Shi angrily and said, "You woman actually said such shameful words? What do you think of Miss Lin?"

"Huh? They didn't say anything? Yeah——" Yinshi suddenly turned on the JK mode and screamed, looking like a big man bullying a girl.

Sure enough, the young man couldn't keep his face and continued to scold.He just stared impatiently at Yin Shi and said, "Don't talk nonsense here! A kind and beautiful woman like Lin Xian'er will definitely have a happy life in the future!" After speaking, he looked at Yin Shi with affection Lin Xian'er said, "Please wait for me, Miss Lin, I will definitely take the head of the plum blossom thief and marry you back in a grand sedan chair with eight people! I, Young Master Qin, promise you!"

Lin Xian'er looked at him tenderly and said, "I'll wait for you!"

This scene greatly stimulated the other men present, and a group of them rushed forward.

A young man was even more disdainful, saying: "Hmph! It's up to you? You really don't know what to do!"

Young Master Qin looked over and sneered, "Oh, who am I supposed to be! It turned out to be the owner of Cangjian Villa, You Longsheng! Speaking of which, Mr. You has passed away! Now Cangjian Villa depends on you ...Why don't you stay in your own backyard and come here to join in the fun? If you are carried back sideways, the dead old man will be very sad, right? "

You Longsheng's pupils shrank, and suddenly he pulled out the sword from his waist and stabbed Young Master Qin's throat, but stopped abruptly when he was about to stab in.

First Young Master Qin stared at Jian Feng in front of him with a pale face, cold sweat dripping down his face.

"Look clearly, do you have my skills?" You Longsheng withdrew his sword and snorted coldly, "I think the person who will be carried back sideways soon is not me, but you!" Although Qin Dashao was extremely angry, he said Not a word.

Yin Shi and Gui didn't say anything, they just looked at them quietly, including Lin Xian'er who was sitting there quietly with a smile on his lips.