The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

Lu Xiaofeng has always taken good care of himself, he never walks when he has a car, and he can stay in an inn with three liang of silver a day, he will never stay in a two or nine.

The rent for several rooms of the "Tian" brand in Tianfu Inn is exactly three taels of silver a day.

Although he had to book two rooms in a row.Because the silver hour has always been paid by him.

As soon as Yinshi sat down, he yelled, "Boss! Serve up the most expensive wine and dishes here!"

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Yin Shi expressionlessly and said, "...Haven't you thought about saving me money?"

Yinshi looked at Lu Xiaofeng with dead fish eyes and said, "What are you talking about? Isn't it more appropriate to spend money on your daughter than to let you spend money on other women?"

Lu Xiaofeng complained: "Who is my daughter? If you don't see her there, it's good to start a relationship!!"

"Well, but, it's really uncomfortable to be stared at by others!" Yinshi said lightly.Regarding this, Lu Xiaofeng smiled wryly.

It has been three days since Yinshi and Lu Xiaofeng set out, and every day different people follow them.

Three groups of people are not three people.

The first wave was a girl as gentle as spring water.Only her.

There were five people in the second group, tall and short, old and young, riding tall horses, wielding sharp swords and long knives, all of them raised their eyebrows and heeled angrily, as if they were not afraid of Lu Xiaofeng and Yinshi knowing.

So the two of them just pretended not to know.In fact, Lu Xiaofeng really didn't know where these five people came from, why did he keep an eye on them?

The third group consisted of three old scholars wearing square scarves and Confucian uniforms, sitting in a cart, followed by a book boy, and carrying tea sets and wine pots, as if they had come out specially for sightseeing.

But Lu Xiaofeng knew that they didn't come out for sightseeing, he recognized them at a glance, no matter what they dressed up, he could recognize them.

Because although they can change their attire, they can't change the indifferent and arrogant expression on their faces.

These three old scholars, of course, are today's elders of the Western Demon Cult's Dharma Protectors, and the "Three Friends of Suihan" in the former Kunlun Peak, Great Light Realm, and Xiaotianlong Cave.

"Speaking of which, there is one thing that has not been confirmed yet." Lu Xiaofeng suddenly put down his wine glass and looked at Yin Shi and said, "I need to rely on this Raksha card to get rid of my suspicion of murder. And you also need to rely on this Raksha card to get it." See Guizi's antidote. But there is only one Rakshasa card. What are you going to do?"

"Ah, I've already thought about this." Yinshi looked at Lu Xiaofeng seriously and said, "Let's use rock-paper-scissors to make a decision then!"

"what is that?"

"Simply put, it's guessing fists."

Lu Xiaofeng was dumbfounded, he stared at Yin Shi and said: "...you actually want to use guessing to make a decision on such an important matter?"

Yinshi actually said seriously: "This is the most fair and just way! Don't underestimate the game of guessing fists! The so-called most important part of the modern revolution! It has fully affected the rise and fall of mankind for more than half a century!"

Lu Xiaofeng was not affected at all, and calmly complained: "Simply speaking, it's just a guessing game..."

Yinshi looked at Lu Xiaofeng meaningfully and said: "... Eyebrow, you have become stronger..."

"Hit you!"

"If you don't agree with finger-guessing, there is another way." Gintoki said while drinking.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Yin Shi with very suspicious eyes and said, "Don't come up with any bad ideas!"

Yinshi ignored Lu Xiaofeng's words and continued: "Let me take it to that perverted uncle first..."

"Hey, wait!!" Lu Xiaofeng yelled to stop hastily, "What should I do if you take it? Are you leaving me alone?"

"I haven't finished talking, what are you talking about!" Yinshi glared at him and continued, "I will ask him to take out the antidote, and deliver the antidote with one hand, and then, take the opportunity, go and take the antidote with the other hand." Get the antidote!"

Lu Xiaofeng stared blankly at Yin Shi and said, "You want to break your promise?"

Yinshi said without hesitation: "Is there any need to talk about credibility with this pervert?"

"You really are the most unconventional player..." Lu Xiaofeng muttered in a low voice.

"Well, anyway..." Gintoki said as if sighing, "Let's find a way to get the brand before we talk..."

At night, in the Tianzihao room of Tianfu Inn, Yin Shi was lying on the bed early.

However, just as he was about to fall asleep, a slight wind came in.

In the next second, Yinshi turned over and jumped off the bed.

Looking at the opened window, Gintoki closed the window expressionlessly, then put on his clothes and walked out slowly.

It is quite late now.In addition, the weather was cold, and fog was rising everywhere, and half of the pedestrians could no longer be seen on the road.

However, Yinshi walked directly into an alley as if being guided by someone.

"So do you have any advice, Uncle Pervert?" Yin Shi asked casually while yawning.

When Yinshi asked, at the end of the alley, a figure quietly appeared in the fog.

Yinshi stared straight at him and asked, "I'm telling you! Why do you have to appear in the fog every time? Even if you pretend to be mysterious for a long time, readers will get tired of it! Can you change something new? Huh? How about next time you appear in the water?"

The man in the fog was silent for a few seconds, and finally said: "The water is too cold, don't."

"..."

Gintoki, who did not expect the other party to consider his words so seriously, was stunned on the spot.

"A piece of advice," said the Man in the Mist, "don't trust any woman."

"In addition, Lu Xiaofeng's reputation with women has always been very bad, so you'd better have less contact with him if it's not necessary."

Eh?What is this advice for?Silver was stunned again.

"Anyway, that's all the advice." After speaking, the man in the fog disappeared again.

Yinshi stayed there, unable to react for a long time.

Finally, Gintoki scratched his head, shrugged and went back.

Yinshi's room is just next to Lu Xiaofeng's.When going back, you need to pass through Lu Xiaofeng's room.

As a result, when he passed by his window, he heard Lu Xiaofeng say in a panic: "After what happened just now, are you still interested?"

Yin Shi was overwhelmed with curiosity when he heard Lu Xiaofeng say such words, and just as his window was open, Yin Shi looked in openly.

I saw Lu Xiaofeng was with a woman who didn't seem to have any clothes on, that woman was still lying on the bed, her hand seemed to be stretched out to a certain part of Lu Xiaofeng.

To put it simply, the scene is in the eighteen forbidden areas of the mosaic.

Thinking of his state of missing parts, Yinshi's smoldering fire suddenly rose.

Just when Lu Xiaofeng was about to jump in, Yinshi yelled out: "Hey, what are you doing that is not suitable for children!"

Due to the current situation, Lu Xiaofeng failed to notice the existence of Yinshi, so when Yinshi made a sound, he was shocked.

Lu Xiaofeng asked with a blushing face: "Yin Zi? You... why are you here?"

Yinshi stared at a part of his mosaic with a very treacherous smile and gritted his teeth: "Pay attention to the image! Your Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon is exposed!"

Lu Xiaofeng, who was aware of his image problem, hastily covered it with his hands, and shouted at Yinshi's unashamed smiling face: "Are you a woman after all? Don't you feel shy when you see a man?" ? And what about Amsterdam or something?”

Yinshi said seriously: "It has participated in many interstellar wars and won many victories. It is very powerful. But because its appearance is too insignificant, it has been getting bad reviews, so it has no choice but to quit. Celestial Beings used it to blow up the castle tower. , the decisive weapon that forcibly opened the gate of Edo. It was called the "active thunder" in the Balkan campaign, and it was the culprit that caused the tragedy "Seven Days of Fire". In contrast, the formula cannon used by Caisangxing to win is a pathetic weapon that has been thrown in the warehouse. It is called a fool, and it looks like a useless cannon."

Lu Xiaofeng frantically said: "What kind of cruel thing is that? Why can you discuss this thing with a calm face?"

Yinshi actually picked his nose, and said with contempt: "Forget it, it's not like I haven't seen it. You have already been exposed once in No.12 training, haven't you? Besides, just because of your size, you How do you want me to react?"

Seeing Yinshi so contemptuous of his own size, as a man Lu Xiaofeng could not bear it, he actually said to Yinshi loudly: "Are you underestimating me? Why don't you give it a try! It's very big Strong! You will definitely be unable to get out of bed for three days and three nights!!"

When Yinshi heard it, he immediately yelled pretendingly: "Wow, that's disgusting! It really is a wretched bearded man! He actually said such things to his daughter! Where are you from, Ghost Father? Hey, over there!" Sister, did you hear that? This is the true face of this wretched bearded man! You are definitely the most unlucky thing in the world to follow him! You really have to think twice!!"

"You..." Lu Xiaofeng almost became angry on the spot.

At this time, the woman had already put on her clothes silently.

The woman smiled and said to Lu Xiaofeng: "It seems that I came at an inappropriate time, so I will take my leave first."

Lu Xiaofeng stared at her dryly: "Hey, just wait..."

"Hey, you..." Yinshi suddenly remembered this woman, "Aren't you the woman who followed us all the time?"

The woman smiled sweetly: "Yes, I am Aunt Dingxiang. Your name is Yinzi, right?"

"Al, do you know me?"

Aunt Ding Xiang smiled: "How could I not know Yinzi, one of the black and white evil spirits who defeated Ximen Chuuxue Tangtang? To be honest, I have long wanted to chat with you!"

Yinshi showed a sly smile to Lu Xiaofeng and said, "Oh, why don't you come to my room and have an intimate conversation between girls?"

Aunt Ding Xiang saw Yin Shi's intentions, and smiled secretly: "Okay!"

So Yinshi and Aunt Ding Xiang went back to the room together, leaving Lu Xiaofeng alone in the same place.

That night, Lu Xiaofeng didn't sleep well.

The next day, when Lu Xiaofeng walked out with his panda eyes on his face, Yin Shi and Aunt Ding Xiang had already woken up early, and were talking intimately while drinking steaming broth.

Seeing Lu Xiaofeng, Yin Shi asked with a smile all over his face: "Oh, Meimeisang, did you sleep well last night?"

Three veins popped out on Lu Xiaofeng's face, he gritted his teeth and said, "Ah, I slept really well, it's all thanks to someone!!!"

Yinshi pretended not to understand his implication, but still said with a smile: "Oh, really, that would be great!"

The two seemed to be in harmony, but in fact, a fierce spark had already been intertwined the moment their eyes made contact.

Aunt Ding Xiang looked at the two of them and couldn't help laughing: "You two have such a good relationship!"

Yinshi and Lu Xiaofeng stared at Aunt Ding Xiang as if seeing some novel creature, and Aunt Ding Xiang flinched a bit.

"...Why are you looking at me like that..."

"Some things should not be said indiscriminately." Lu Xiaofeng looked at Aunt Ding Xiang with unusually sincere eyes and said.

Yin Shi also showed a very serious look and said: "The so-called misfortune comes from the mouth, and some words can't be taken back."

Aunt Ding Xiang complained: "Actually, your relationship is really good, right?"

Lu Xiaofeng decided not to dwell on this topic anymore, he asked: "...Are you going to follow us?"

Aunt Ding Xiang stared at him for a long time, then smiled and said, "You seem surprised to see me, do you think I should have left?"

Lu Xiaofeng did not deny it at all.

Yinshi looked at Lu Xiaofeng with contempt, and whispered to Aunt Ding Xiang: "Who do you think this is! You want to deny it after eating it all!"

Lu Xiaofeng stared at Yin Shi expressionlessly and said, "Do you want me to kill you?"

Although Lu Xiaofeng said so, he suddenly remembered that after some things were done, he had to pay.Although in fact things did not get done.

After thinking about it, Lu Xiaofeng still took out a bank note and handed it to Aunt Ding Xiang.

Women still can't owe ah.

Aunt Ding Xiang looked at the bank note, then at him: "Is this for me?"

Lu XiaoFeng nodded.

Aunt Clove laughed, even more strangely.

Lu Xiaofeng felt very strange about Aunt Ding Xiang's smile, did she think it was too little?

Before Lu Xiaofeng had time to speak, Yinshi actually took the banknote and stuffed it into his pocket.

"Hey, do you think you can send someone away with a piece of something like this? Show some sincerity!!"

Lu Xiaofeng shouted: "It's not for you! Don't be shameless there!!"

Aunt Ding Xiang didn't speak, and suddenly took out a stack of bank notes from her bosom, each of which was worth one thousand taels, and at least forty or fifty of them were handed to Lu Xiaofeng.

Lu Xiaofeng asked in surprise, "Is this for me?"

Aunt Ding Xiang said: "All for you!"

Lu Xiaofeng was stunned, the expression on his face was like when a person was yawning, a meat bun suddenly fell from the air and fell into his mouth.

Aunt Ding Xiang suddenly asked again: "Do you know what 'eating soft rice' means?"

Lu XiaoFeng shook his head.

Yinshi laughed loudly: "Simply speaking, you have been adopted!! Ah, congratulations, you have gained another source of income!!"

Aunt Clove also giggled.

Lu Xiaofeng understood everything.His face is red!Then he glared at Yinshi viciously, but couldn't say a word.

Aunt Ding Xiang comforted: "Although you regard me as a whore, I know you are definitely not such a person!"

Lu Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief, and seemed to be very grateful in his heart.

However, Yinshi immediately interjected, "But you still can't get rid of the fact that you're a jerk!"

In an instant, Lu Xiaofeng was exhausted physically and mentally.