The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

After that, Gintoki and Gui went back to the room.

Yin Shi, who was still sleepy at first, was completely sleepless at this moment, he lay on the bed and stared blankly at the top of the bed.

"What are you thinking?" Gui asked suddenly.

After a pause, Yinshi said slowly: "It's nothing, I just thought that I haven't supplemented with sugar all day today, and I always feel that the blood can't supply the brain."

"That's because you are an idiot, even if you add sugar, it won't improve." Gui complained without hesitation. "Actually, Yinshi, you are thinking about this dynasty."

"Yeah, I'm thinking..." Yinshi's face suddenly darkened, "Whether I will get a higher bounty by informing those three people directly, or will I get more money by helping the princess!"

Gui Li immediately said angrily: "Yin Shi, how can you think of such a thing! Is this what a warrior did?"

"Without the wig, don't you also hesitate? Let's not talk about whether the story of the Jinpeng Dynasty is true. The authenticity of the current princess and king is also controversial, isn't it?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! Indeed, it's hard to say whether the King Jinpeng and the princess are really King Jinpeng and the princess. However, these are irrelevant, aren't they?" Gui looked at Yinshi, "That princess once helped But we, as warriors, must never be ungrateful, so I have decided to help her."

Yinshi turned over: "Oh, then you should work hard!"

Gui reprimanded, "Yinshi, you have to help too!"

Yin Shi poked his ear: "If it's your bounty, I'll take it back and help get it!"

"Don't even think about it, that's the capital I want to use to break through the Meatball Kingdom!"

"You're still struggling with this!"

"In short, there is a very important thing to do now." Gui said suddenly and seriously, "Don't forget, we don't have knives now. And the people here are almost all masters, and they can't do without weapons."

Yin Shi also agrees with Gui's words.Indeed, even a blind Huamanlou is so strong, he and Gui will undoubtedly involve many stronger experts in this incident.You have to find a knife.

Gui suddenly got up and went outside: "I'm going for a walk, do you want to come together, Yinshi?"

The only answer to him was a short grunt.Gui sighed and went out by himself.

There are not many people here, and it looks like a depressed atmosphere.When passing through the garden, many flowers and trees were artificially broken.

Thinking of the ostentation of Shangguan Danfeng before, Gui sighed and shook his head: The young people nowadays are really...

At this moment, he saw a little girl not far away who seemed to be looking for something on the ground.

Gui stepped forward and asked, "What are you looking for?"

The little girl raised her head, and Gui recognized her as the girl next to Shangguan Danfeng.

The little girl replied, "I'm looking for my sister."

Gui asked, "Who is your sister?"

"Shangguan Feiyan."

Gui thought for a while, as if he had heard this name somewhere: "It's very similar to the name of the princess."

The little girl replied: "My sister and I are both Shangguan Danfeng's cousin. I am Shangguan Xue'er."

"I see." Gui nodded, "So, are you playing hide-and-seek with your sister now?"

Gui was taken aback by Shangguan Xueer's answer: "I'm looking for my sister's corpse!"

"Your sister is dead?"

"It was killed by that cousin of mine!" Shangguan Xue'er said solemnly.

Gui asked without concealing, "Did you see your cousin kill your sister with your own eyes?"

Shangguan Xueer was silent: "This, no."

Gui nodded: "If that's the case, why are you so obsessed with the fact that your cousin killed your sister? Leaving that aside, it's unknown whether your sister is really dead."

"My sister hasn't come back for a few days, so she must have been killed!"

"It doesn't mean anything." Gui shook his head.

Shangguan Xue'er got angry: "Hmph, anyway, you won't believe what I say!" After finishing speaking, she ran away angrily.

Seeing her running away, Gui touched her chin: "'You'? It seems that she said the same thing to other people, but no one believed it..."

After that, Gui didn't stay any longer and went back to the room.

In this way, the night passed quietly.

morning.The bluestone streets have just been scorched hot by the sun.

Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou were standing on the hot bluestone slab.

Princess Danfeng drove them all the way here in a carriage covered with flowers before turning back.

"We'll let you know as soon as we have news."

"I know, I'll wait for you."

I'll wait for you—with a girl like her waiting for you, you have nothing to complain about.

Gintoki and Katsura watched the pair from behind.

Yinshi: "Isn't it true that such a monster with eyebrows and beards has found the princess so quickly? It's unreasonable! Why don't I grow a beard when I go back?"

Gui complained: "Even if you grow a beard all over your face, you won't be able to attract women with your natural curly hair. Just give up on it."

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Yin Shi and Gui who followed him as if it was a matter of course, and couldn't help frowning.

"You want to follow?"

Yinshi picked his nose and said: "Otherwise? Didn't you say that you will take care of us until the wig is completely healed! Why, shameless? If there is no ten-year chocolate candy and pudding for liquidated damages, I won't accept it." oh!"

Lu Xiaofeng said seriously: "This is not for fun, it's very dangerous!"

Yinshi said at the same time: "You two are so good at protecting us, there must be no problem!" He flicked his booger, and rubbed his fingers clean a few times like sweeping Huamanlou's back.Lu Xiaofeng was stunned by this action and froze in place.Hua Manlou seemed to feel something was wrong with Lu Xiaofeng, and couldn't help asking: "What's wrong?"

Lu Xiaofeng quickly denied it: "No, it's nothing..."

After clearing up his mood, Lu Xiaofeng was about to dissuade him again, but was stopped by Gui Xian.

"Please don't worry, Mr. Meimao. (Lu Xiaofeng: Who is Mr. Meimao?) We will protect ourselves and try not to cause trouble for you."

Compared with Yinshi's poisonous tongue and irritating mouth, he prefers Gui. Although the paranoia relapses at any time, he is generally good.But only a little bit better.

Yinshi asked: "Then where are we going now? Are we looking for that person named 'Western Wind Chuxue'?

Lu Xiaofeng almost slipped his foot.Hua Manlou was stunned.The two of them stared at Yinshi together.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Yinshi earnestly and said: "My aunt, please, his name is 'Ximen Chuuxue', please remember it! He is different from me, he is a very scary person! If he hears Until you call him that, you will definitely be killed..."

"Eh? So scary?" Yinshi blushed.

Lu Xiaofeng nodded very seriously.

Yin Shi: "If it's so scary, why did you ask him?"

"Because he is strong." Just that is enough.After all, there are two people who are going to deal with now, who are quite strong masters.

"Yinshi, it's rude to get someone's name wrong!" Then, Gui asked curiously, "So what kind of person is this 'Ximen Hairy'?"

"It's Ximen Chuuxue!!! You said it so nicely but you got it wrong!!!" Lu Xiaofeng was about to collapse.

Taking care of Lu Xiaofeng's emotional problems, Huamanlou kindly explained: "There are only five or six people who can truly reach the peak of martial arts in the world today, including Huo Xiu and Dugu Yihe. That's why Ximen Chuuxue's help is needed , his swordsmanship is sharp and ingenious, and has even reached the peak of swordsmanship." However, after a pause, Hua Manlou revealed a sad look, "It's just that he has too much murderous intent and regards killing as a sacred thing. To be honest, I don't like him."

Yin Shi: "Isn't that a pervert?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "Can you please stop saying that? He just has a problem with his personality."

"So that's how it is." Gui said, holding his chest, "Is it true that children who grow up in single-parent families develop such distorted personalities because they lack the care of their parents since they were young? It's so sad! Yinshi, at this time It's your turn, use your (pseudo) meatballs to make him feel maternal care!"

"...Please don't do this, it will kill you..."

Lu Xiaofeng swallowed a mouthful of blood gushing from his throat, and made up his mind, no matter what, he must never let this bastard meet Ximen Chuuxue.

At this time, they had reached the shaded roof, and there was a monk walking towards him with his head bowed.

This monk has big ears and looks very blessed, but the clothes on his body are torn and dirty, and the straw sandals on his feet are almost rotten.

Lu Xiaofeng recognized this monk, immediately went up to meet him, and said with a smile: "Honest monk, hello!"

The honest monk raised his head and saw him, smiled too, and said, "Have you become more honest recently?"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said: "When you are dishonest, I will be honest."

When the honest monk met him, he seemed to have only a wry smile.Lu Xiaofeng was very happy to meet him, because he could bully him a little bit to relieve the stomachache he suffered.

Lu Xiaofeng said again: "It looks like you are very happy today, could there be some happy event?"

The honest monk smiled wryly and said: "How can an honest monk have happy events? Only a dishonest young man like you will have happy events."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "But today seems to be an exception." The honest monk frowned, sighed again, and said: "Today is indeed an exception."

Looking at his expression, anyone could tell that he no longer wanted Lu Xiaofeng to ask any more questions.

It's a pity that Lu Xiaofeng was a little clueless, and he was still asking, "Why?"

The honest monk had a bitter face, and said in a low voice, "Because... because I just did something not very honest."

Lu Xiaofeng felt it was more interesting, lowered his voice, and asked, "What did you do?"

The honest monk's face seemed to be a little red, and he mumbled: "I just went to find Ouyang."

The honest monk said quietly: "Because Ouyang is Ouyang Qing."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Who is Ouyang Qing?"

The honest monk blushed even more, and stammered, "She's...a very famous...prostitute."

Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help jumping up, he never dreamed that this honest monk would also go to a prostitute.

But although he felt surprised and amused in his heart, his face remained calm, and instead he said calmly: "Actually, this is nothing, this kind of thing is very common in the first place."

The honest monk was taken aback and couldn't help but said, "Is this kind of thing normal?"

Lu Xiaofeng said seriously: "The monk has neither a wife nor a concubine. If a strong man can't even find a prostitute, what do you ask them to do? Could it be to find a nun?"

The honest monk was so angry that he was stunned for a long time, then he sighed and murmured: "My Buddha is merciful, why did you ask me to meet Master Sun last night and Lu Xiaofeng again this morning?"

Lu Xiaofeng stopped smiling suddenly, and asked hastily: "Did you see Master Sun? Where is he? I was just looking for him."

The honest monk didn't seem to hear what he said, and he was still chanting, saying: "Amitabha, it seems that bad things are absolutely unacceptable. I really deserve to die. The Bodhisattva should punish me to crawl back." He was chanting, and suddenly fell on the ground On the ground, he actually crawled all the way.

Lu Xiaofeng laughed out loud.Yinshi and Gui directly stabbed Lu Xiaofeng with contemptuous gazes.

"It's shameful to find a monk to vent your anger at such an age!"

"That's why a man who is still single at a certain age will be psychologically distorted."

Lu Xiaofeng shouted: "I want you to take care of it!"

Hua Manlou asked: "Who is Master Sun? Are you going to find him?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "To be precise, I want to find Datong and Dazhi. But if I want to find them, I must first redeem Master Sun."

Hua Manlou: "Great Wisdom and Great Communication? One knows astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom. He knows a little bit about all the weird things in the past and present, and the other is more capable. No matter how strange and difficult questions you ask, he knows everything." Two very strange old men who can be solved for you?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Yes."

Hua Manlou: "What about Master Sun?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Datong and Dazhi are two monsters. No one has ever seen them, and no one knows their whereabouts. Except for Master Sun, no one can find them! But this person spends money better than anyone else." Fierce, that's why his elder master always can't do it for three days, and he will become a grandson. When he has no money to pay the bill, he puts himself there and waits for others to redeem him. He actually lives like this for ten years , I don’t think I can admire him. He has never done a serious thing in his life, and he has no other skills, and this kind of thing is enough for him to enjoy half his life.”

Afterwards, Lu Xiaofeng ran to find Ouyang Qing, while Hua Manlou, Yin Shi, Gui and others were waiting for him outside.

While waiting, Hua Manlou couldn't help but said: "This trip is really dangerous, are you sure that Miss Yinzi and Miss Guizi must follow?"

Yin Shi listened, and impatiently pulled his ears: "What are you doing? Do you even want to chatter like this?"

Gui also said: "Don't worry, Mr. Hua, we can protect ourselves. Speaking of which, do you know that there is a weapon shop or something nearby?"

Hua Manlou smiled bitterly and said, "I'm sorry, I don't know much about this. Do you need to buy weapons?"

Gui said: "Yes, as you said, the next trip may be dangerous, so it is better to have a weapon than not to have one."

Hua Manlou nodded and said, "What kind of weapons do you guys use?"

Gui said without hesitation: "Of course it's a sword! The so-called samurai, of course, use a samurai/sword!"

Hua Manlou smiled: "By the way, I almost forgot that you are from the Wa Kingdom. The Wa Kingdom follows a spirit called Bushido. It seems that the two of you are also people with this Bushido spirit."

"Of course!" Gui said.

Hua Manlou smiled: "I really want to experience this bushido spirit if I have the opportunity!"

At this time, Lu Xiaofeng came back.The thin and small man with a big head behind him should be Mr. Sun.And it looked like he was drunk.However, as soon as he saw Yin Shi and Gui Lili, he became sober.

"Oh, where did these two beauties come from? White hair! I remembered, you are the two Fusang beauties from Yingchun Pavilion!" After speaking, he rushed towards Yinshi, but was separated by his feet up.

"Oh, it's so disgusting, old man, don't come near me!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "As you are now, can you still find Datong and Dazhi right away?"

Master Sun proudly said: "Of course, no matter how weird those two monsters are, I happen to be their nemesis—but we have to make three chapters first."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Tell me."

Master Sun said: "One question is 50 taels, and you need ten silver ingots. When I go in to look for it, you can only wait outside. When you have something to ask, you can only ask outside."

Yinshi and Gui are puzzled.Is it really so amazing?

Under the leadership of Master Sun, a group of people waited in a mountain cave.The cave is gloomy and dark, and the entrance is so small that no one can enter without crawling.Master Sun just crawled in.

After waiting for a long time, Master Sun's voice came from the cave, saying: "It's time to start."

The first piece of 50 taels of silver was thrown in, and the first question was: "50 years ago, was there a Jinpeng dynasty in the world?"

After a while, a deep and old voice came from the cave: "The Jinpeng Dynasty was originally in a very small country in the far south. Their customs are peculiar. The same surname is married. Most of the people in power in the court have the same surname as Shangguan. Although this dynasty is ancient and prosperous, it was destroyed 50 years ago, and the descendants of the royal family are said to have been exiled to the Middle Earth."

Lu Xiaofeng let out a breath, as if he was satisfied with the answer, then he threw in another silver coin and started to ask the second question: "Apart from the descendants of the royal family, were there any other ministers who escaped from the court at that time?"

"It is said that there are four other people who were ordered to protect their prince Donglai. One of them is also from the royal family, named Shangguan Jin, and the other three are General Ping Duhe, Sikong Shangguanmu, and Chief of Internal Treasury Yan Liben." There is something to add to this question: "The official system implemented by this dynasty is almost the same as that of our Han and Tang Dynasties."

The third question is: "What happened to them afterwards?"

"After arriving in Middle-earth, they must hide their identities, because after the establishment of the new dynasty, they sent assassins to Middle-earth to hunt them down, but there was no result. If the prince at that time is still alive today, he is already an old man on the verge of death."

Lu Xiaofeng pondered for a long time before asking the fourth question: "If there is an extremely difficult matter that Ximen Chuuxue must do, what method should be used to impress him?"

This time the cave was silent for a long time before he could say a four-word answer: "There is no way."

Yinshi looked at this scene and thought: "It turns out that the most profitable is not Wanshiwu, but Wenshiwu! Okay, go back and reform immediately!"

As a result, Gui immediately complained: "Even if you succeed in the transformation, it is impossible to make money! No matter how you look at it, you don't look like a person who will make a fortune."

"What bastard are you talking about!"

Gui ignored Yinshi and walked straight forward.

"Can I ask a question too?"

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Gui in surprise: "What... do you want to ask?"

But the reply of "50 taels for one question" came from the cave.Gui Wang landed on Lu Xiaofeng.Knowing that the other party meant to pay by himself, Lu Xiaofeng resigned himself to throwing a piece of silver in.

Gui showed a serious expression and said, "This question has troubled me for a long time, and I hope the two seniors can answer my question."

After a pause, Gui mustered up the courage to ask, "Where is the Kingdom of Meatballs?"

"Is this a question?" Silver Toki called out.

"This problem has really troubled me for a long time!" Gui cried out in pain, holding his head, "Is it really okay for me to continue to enjoy myself like this as the captain of the meat ball vanguard? Today, the meat ball kingdom is in dire straits , I don’t even know where this place is, what a gaffe I am!!”

"Your brain is also in dire straits. Is your brain circuit short-circuited by too much water? How stupid do you have to be to be reconciled!!"

In the cave, there was no reply for a long time.After a long, long time, a slight and trembling voice came out.

"Huh...huh...huh..."

Master Sun: "Ah, I'm sorry, the two old men fell asleep because they were too tired. Please come early tomorrow..." They actually escaped.Everyone's black line...