The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

The fog finally lifted.

"Yin Zi?" Lu Xiaofeng and Gui unexpectedly appeared together, and when they saw Yin, they ran over together.

"It was very foggy just now, and it seems to feel a heavy murderous aura..." Lu Xiaofeng found the two old people who were nailed to the tree pole, the lonely pine and the dead bamboo, and looked at Yinshi cautiously and asked, "You ...kill them?"

"I haven't hanged up yet! Really, thanks to you two, I've got Yinsang and I'm dead again!" Yinshi was thinking about it all the way, but Gui found that his mood seemed to be a little lighter.

Gui asked, "Did something happen in the thick fog just now?"

Silver smiled.Suddenly he squatted down with his head in his arms, and he said in great annoyance, "Oh, why did I destroy that thing on the spur of the moment? Why am I pretending to be great? I have a chance to become a super rich man! Why should I be so cheap? How can it be repaired!!!"

"...What the hell happened?"

"Ah, speaking of which, I remembered something!" Yin Shi suddenly looked at Gui with a dark face.Gui Ben could feel a bad premonition.

"What, what's wrong?"

Before he could finish speaking, Yinshi hit Gui on the chin with a violent uppercut and knocked him into the air.

Yin Shi shouted loudly: "How many times have I told you, don't pick up food and eat it anywhere, you're a brain-dead-"

So, on that day, Gui's shout and Yinshi's roar resounded through the sky.

"Ding dong ding ding dong, ding dong ding ding dong! As expected of my master, Sakata Gintoki, this time he also completed his training magnificently! It's really wonderful!!"

Lake Toya Immortal praised Gintoki desperately with all his gorgeous words, but Gintoki was still unmoved, and just walked towards him slowly with a ghostly face.

"Hey, Lake Toya Immortal!" Gintoki said with a cruel smile, "This practice is a combined skill, right! The combined skill requires two people, right! One person can't practice the combined skill, right? But why is Laozi the only one this time? Does your candy really have the ability to cure all diseases? You better think it through and explain it to me better! You know, I really want to poke on you now Make a few holes!"

The Immortal Toya Lake was terrified, and immediately fled to the corner to hide, and said tremblingly: "I, I have said that the current situation is beyond my control! It's amazing that you two are safe and sound. So, don’t blame me! In other words, it’s the two of you who caused the plot to collapse!”

Yin Shi burst out with blue veins and said, "Since it was stabbed, make it up for me! No, why don't we just send us back to Yin Shi!"

"That can't be done!" Lake Toya Immortal said decisively, causing Yinshi to burst another vein.

"What did you say?"

The Immortal Toya sighed and said, "It's not that I don't want to send you back, but that I can't send you back if you haven't successfully completed all the cultivation and got the credits!"

"Hey, what's that? Are we going to school? Are we going to school? We still need credits? That's graduation, right? Secondary school graduation?"

Gui, who had been kneeling by the side, finally said: "Yinshi, the so-called school holds a study trip every year, so this can be the same thing! If you think about it this way...don't you feel excited? "

"Then you can get excited alone!" Yin Shi stomped Gui's head on the ground.

Yinshi sighed greatly: "Really, I'm the only one who is doing my best this time! No matter! Give me a pass for prizes like candies that can cure all diseases! If you can't send me back, give it to me anyway." A really useful prize!!”

The Lake Toya Immortal finally came out from the corner and said, "Then, as you wish, I will give you useful props!"

After a burst of bright light, Yin Shi and Gui returned to Lu Xiaofeng's world again.

"Huh? Huh? Wait, what are props?"

Just when Yinshi was clamoring, he found that there was actually a mahogany ring on his index finger.

"This, what is this?"

"This is an emergency calling device!" The voice of Lake Toya Immortal suddenly came out of his mind and said, "If you are in trouble, please point at this ring and call for help, 'Appear, warrior!' At this time, Then your own hero will appear and save you from the dire straits!"

Yinshi was silent for a while, and directly ignored Gui's heartfelt exclamation of "Oh, what a powerful prop!"

He complained: "What kind of setting is this? Brave Fighting O Dragon? Or Underground O and Warriors?"

"What are you talking about! Since ancient times, knights have been the ones who saved beautiful women!"

In an instant, Yinshi just wanted to break the ring, but was stopped by Toya Lake Immortal's next words.

"By the way, the warrior that will appear will be from everyone else in the silver fucking world!"

Gui shouted in surprise: "Really, really? Who could it be? Could it be mine...Elizabeth?"

Gintoki complained: "Just don't show some useless sunglasses MADAO!"

Lake Toya Immortal said: "The person who appears is the person who misses you the most! That is to say, the person who misses you the most in the world of Silver Goddess will become your warrior!"

Gui said gratefully: "It must be Elizabeth! I am sure Elizabeth shed tears every day, watching the commercials on TV and thinking of me..."

"What do you mean when you look at the advertisement and think about it?" Yinshi calmly complained.Then he began to think about who would miss him the most in Silver's fucking world.

Well, the most likely ones are Kagula Sauce and New Baji!

"Compared to that useless candy, this one is really useful!" Yinshi muttered to himself.

"Then, I wish you all the best in the future!"

After a click, the signal was cut off.

Yinshi silently complained in his heart, he is becoming more and more technological...

At this moment, Yinshi saw that Gui immediately wanted to summon a warrior, so he immediately knocked on his head.

"There's only one chance, and I'm just using it like that, you bastard!!"

Gui's head was just buried on the table, and he even cried: "But, I really miss Elizabeth..."

Yinshi thought, there is no hope, this guy...

After that, Yinshi went to Yinhook Casino again.

Even without Blue Beard and Fang Yufei, the Silver Hook Gambling House is still thriving as usual.

"Ah, welcome... ah!!" Fang Yuxiang couldn't help crying out when she saw Gui.

Gui said hello indifferently: "Yo, how are you, how are you?"

Fang Yuxiang immediately launched the defense mode and shouted: "What do you want to do again?"

Looking at the scene in front of him, Yinshi secretly glanced at Gui and asked, "Wig, what did you do to make her look like this?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui said earnestly, "Although she is the target we want to capture, I still tried my best to be a landlord. I not only let her drink carrot juice with rich nutrition, but also taught her the skills of UNO. How to play!"

Gintoki complained: "No, this is just a simple disgusting behavior of yours!"

Yinshi and Gui were about to leave, when Fang Yuxiang stopped them.

"You guys... wait a minute!"

Yinshi and Gui stopped and looked at her.

However, Fang Yuxiang didn't look at them, but looked away, and said calmly: "I met that woman, Aunt Dingxiang yesterday."

Yinshi complained: "In the end, which one of you won?"

"We didn't fight anymore!" Fang Yuxiang said angrily, "It should be said that I thought she was here to seek revenge from me, but in the end she left after saying a few words."

She said: We have no reason to quarrel.

Yinshi and Gui didn't speak.

Fang Yuxiang smiled and continued: "Actually, I also know it. From the beginning, we had no reason to quarrel. That person...has never loved me or her at all. It's just that we are not reconciled."

"It's nothing to be reconciled to!" Gui said seriously, "Don't you know that love is made up of meaningless things? Needless inner turmoil, unnecessary anxiety, unnecessary struggle, and unnecessary ending. But, who would say Are those meaningless things? No, all of life is gathered in those meaningless things!"

Yinshi picked his nose and teased, "Is it like when you had a crush on the widow next door and Jisongdian now?"

Gui Li, who was stabbed in the most vulnerable part of his heart, immediately tensed up, and shouted with sweat on his face: "What, what are you talking about?! I didn't do things like holding hands and running in the flower field. Pass!!"

"Only you can come up with such a stupid fantasy!"

"Hehehe..." Yinshi and Gui suddenly realized that Fang Yuxiang actually smiled, and smiled easily as if she had lifted a heavy burden, "Is life meaningless? Maybe it is so!"

After Fang Yuxiang took a deep look at Yin Shi and Gui, she bent down and bowed to them: "Thank you for giving me a new life!"

Yinshi asked: "So your new life is to become the wife of a casino proprietress? It feels like it hasn't changed from the past!"

Fang Yuxiang smiled and said: "In the past I was just a spectator, but now I am the host and guest!"

Yinshi smiled: "Ah, is that so, then, work hard! Don't kill customers and don't be slaughtered!"

Fang Yuxiang smiled.

"Ah, that's right! Aunt Ding Xiang asked me to tell you something!" Fang Yuxiang said suddenly, "'Stop talking vulgar words! Be an elegant and good woman!'"

Yinshi and Gui looked at each other.

"Wig, she told you to be a good woman!"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! I'm obviously telling you, don't shirk your responsibilities there!"

Both Yinshi and Gui laughed, turned their heads to look at Fang Yuxiang and said, "Then, if you have a chance, please tell me! 'I'm so sorry, our goal is to become a man among men!'"

"Becoming a man among men? I'm afraid it's very difficult!" Fang Yuxiang stared at them from head to toe, and smiled, "You still lack the most important part!"

As soon as he heard the topic about a certain part, Yin Shi became furious, and said angrily: "Ah, all of this is due to a certain bastard fairy!"

"Bastard fairy?"

"No...it's nothing..." No one will understand if I say it!Yinshi was crying in his heart, and then changed the subject and asked, "Speaking of which, I haven't seen Meimeisang all day today! Has he been here before? He shouldn't have abandoned us, right? Or are you looking for another woman?" ?”

Fang Yufei said: "I don't know, I haven't seen him here today either!"

At this moment, not far away, a familiar figure quickly ran towards them.

Yinshi shouted: "Hey, Meimei-san, where have you been fooling around in broad daylight? Could it be that you cuckolded someone's husband and got caught, so you're running for your life now!"

"It's you who want to escape!!"

At this time, Lu Xiaofeng said to them with a serious face.

When Yinshi and Gui, who realized something was wrong, were about to ask what happened, suddenly, one after another hidden weapons fell from the sky, and the targets were actually Yinshi and Gui.

Fang Yuxiang shouted: "Come in and hide!"

The three who followed her opinion hid in immediately.Seeing that he could relax for a while, Yinshi immediately asked, "Hey, please explain what's going on now?"

Gui unexpectedly asked Yin Shi, "Did you offend someone inadvertently? You must know that you often do some disgusting behaviors!"

"I don't want to be told by you! By the way, when have I ever done something disgusting?"

At this time, Lu Xiaofeng said: "Don't tell me you guys forgot what you did on the night of September [-]th!"

At that moment, Yinshi and Gui were stunned.

On the night of the full moon on September [-]th, on the top of the Forbidden City, Yinshi and Gui exploded the chrysanthemums of Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng in full view.

Gui asked calmly, "It's just a normal sneak attack. It's been done before, so it's no big deal!"

"No!" Lu Xiaofeng said sadly, "In the end, the previous one was just a bit of a bad joke. But this time it's different!"

Taking a deep breath, Lu Xiaofeng said: "Now you have been offered a reward! The amount is as high as 300 million taels of gold!"

Yin Shi and Gui: "...Huh?"

Yinshi jumped up: "What, what?"

Gui was also taken aback: "So my ID card has finally come down?"

"That's not the point, stupid!" Yinshi smashed Gui's head to the floor.

"What's the matter with this reward?"

"It's Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng!" Lu Xiaofeng said seriously, "They have spoken out and want you to pay for what happened that night with your life!! Now they are chasing you everywhere!!"

Yinshi and Guimian looked at each other.

"In short, your lives have become their target now! They... Once they identify their prey, they will chase them to the end of the world! So... run for your life!!"

So, after that day, Yinshi and Gui started a long escape journey.

The author has something to say: the fourth volume is over!Thank you for your support!

I believe that friends who have read the original work already know that Yinshi and Gui will naturally escape to the Ghost Villa next.So here comes the fifth volume!

As for whether Ximen will marry Miss Yinzi who exploded her ass as his wife, which everyone has been concerned about, the next volume will be announced!The main article is expected to be updated in a week, so please look forward to it!

In addition, in order to celebrate the coming of the New Year, I will have an episode of "Large Fighting Chapter Near the New Year" in two days on weekends, and all members will gather at that time!Please don't miss it! (laugh)

New Year's special is approaching the New Year's large-scale fighting event