The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

On this day, in Jiangnan, a restaurant owned by Huamanlou's family was contracted out.

"Okay, now to celebrate my freedom with the wig (Gui: not a wig, it's Gui!)..." Gintoki opened his eyes as always, holding a glass of wine in his hand, "Let's drink!! !"

"Whoa whoa!!"

Everyone in the audience picked up their glasses and drank.

At this time, Lu Xiaofeng had already drunk three cups.

Hua Manlou frowned and said, "Drink less, your injury is just right!"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said: "The fine wine is in front, but you forbid me to drink it, isn't it killing me?"

Hua Manlou sighed and shook his head: "You just have too many excuses!"

"Forget it," Sikong Zhaixing walked over with a jug of wine with a smile, "It's as difficult for you to get this guy to quit drinking as it is to get him to quit gambling and women! It's simply impossible!"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said: "Well, it's still Monkey Sikong who understands me!"

At this time, two people sat down beside Lu Xiaofeng.Seeing these two people appearing in front of her at the same time, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but shuddered.

"Ximen Chuuxue... Ye Gucheng..."

Neither of them spoke, but remained indifferent as usual.

However, Hua Manlou felt that the murderous aura on them was not as sharp as usual.

Hua Manlou couldn't help asking, "Did something happen?"

In the end, the two actually looked at Lu Xiaofeng together.

Ximen Chuuxue said: "I also said before that I don't have many friends, but you have always been my friend."

Ye Gucheng said: "I am a very proud person, I don't even bother to be with others! However, I am also very happy to have you as a friend."

Lu Xiaofeng froze for a moment.I didn't expect to hear such heart-to-heart words from these two ice cubes, I couldn't help being moved!

"I'm very happy to hear you guys say that!" Lu Xiaofeng smiled, "I'm so sorry before, but actually issued that kind of hunting order in your name..."

"Let's forget about the past." Ximen Chuuxue said unexpectedly, "Besides, you have already learned the lesson you deserve."

Ye Gucheng nodded and continued: "We are indeed a bit ruthless. Do you still consider us friends?"

Lu Xiaofeng was excited.Sikong Zhaixing was stunned.Huamanlou was pleased.

Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng put down their airs and apologized! ?

"Then, of course, am I, Lu Xiaofeng, the kind of person with a small stomach?" Lu Xiaofeng said with a forced smile.

Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng looked at each other.Asked, "So, would you like to hear a request as a friend?"

"Naturally! Tell me! I, Lu Xiaofeng, am willing to go through fire and water for my friends!"

"Then..." Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng actually said sincerely, "Please go to hell."

In an instant, the scene was cold.

Whether it was Lu Xiaofeng, or Sikong Zhaoxing and Huamanlou who had been staying there because of curiosity, they were all speechless.

In the end... what happened?

Before getting Lu Xiaofeng's consent, Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng actually held the sword at the same time.

"Wait! Wait!" Lu Xiaofeng yelled, "You want me to die!? Why don't you give me a reason? Otherwise, I'm too wronged? Ah! Don't you still blame me for using your name? Didn't you just already..."

"It's not that matter." Ximen Chuuxue said.

"What the hell is going on?"

Ximen Chuuxue said: "Do you still remember what I said to you the day before I was going to fight the Lord Baiyun?"

Lu Xiaofeng showed a puzzled expression.

Ximen Chuuxue reminded patiently: "I said that if I defeat City Lord Baiyun, I will propose marriage to Yinzi."

"puff---"

It wasn't Lu Xiaofeng or Hua Manlou who spewed out the wine, but Sikong Zhaixing, whom he had never heard of from the beginning to the end.

"Wait a minute!" Sikong Zaixing yelled, staring at Ximen Chuuxue in disbelief and hesitantly asked, "Are you planning to propose marriage to that white demon...won't that woman? Do you want to marry her?"

Ximen Chuuxue glared at him with icy eyes, and Sikong Zaixing immediately shrank into a ball and retreated to his original position.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Sikong Zhaoxing with empathy.Speaking of that kind of reaction, that kind of question was already asked by myself at the time.Sure enough, this is not just my own problem.

However, I thought it was over, but I didn't expect it to be revealed again today.

Lu Xiaofeng smiled stiffly, and said falteringly: "Well... I still remember..."

"My thoughts have not changed." Ximen Chuuxue said, "I will choose a day to propose marriage to Yinzi."

"..." Lu Xiaofeng twisted his face and looked at Ximen Chuuxue and asked, "You...have you forgotten the confrontation that day?"

"I haven't forgotten." Ximen Chuuxue said, "However, we lost to them only because we were inferior! And..."

Lu Xiaofeng was still waiting for his words, but was surprised to see a very gentle and warm smile on his cold face.

"Losing to her...I am willing!!"

Sikong Zhaixing's eyeballs are about to fly out!Lu Xiaofeng kept drinking to suppress his shock.

At this time, Ye Gucheng actually said: "Since Yinzi is going to marry Ximen Chuuxue, I will take care of Guizi."

"puff---"

This time, it was Lu Xiaofeng who spewed out the wine, and was coughing non-stop due to choking on the wine.

Sikong Zhaixing became sluggish due to too much mental attack.

Only Hua Manlou, whose matriarchal heart has been infinitely magnified, still smiled, and asked, "It turns out that the Lord Baiyun also fell in love with one of the Fusang duo."

At this time, Ye Gucheng actually blushed slightly, turned his face away and said indifferently: "It's not that I like it... It's just that I owe her a lot of favors... I just want to pay it back..."

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Ye Gucheng in amazement with the expression of a young boy who had just sprouted youth, and instantly collapsed, thinking silently: This guy is not Ye Gucheng, this guy is not Ye Gucheng, this guy is definitely not Ye Gucheng! ! !

"That..." Sikong Zhaixing actually stubbornly raised his hand, and asked, "It seems that you haven't answered the question of wanting Lu Xiaoji to die..."

Lu Xiaofeng also nodded and looked at the two people in front of him.

"...Don't understand yet?" Ximen Chuuxue frowned.

Ye Gucheng also said coldly: "Sure enough, alcohol will only make people's brains dull."

"What's going on?" Lu Xiaofeng finally shouted.

Ximen Chuuxue said: "It is because I want to marry Yinzi, and Baiyun City wants to marry Guizi, so you must die!"

"So, why exactly?" Lu Xiaofeng shouted again.

"We don't want to call you 'father-in-law'!" Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng said with blank expressions at the same time.

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Sikong Zhaixing: "..."

Hua Manlou: "..."

"So, as friends, Lu Xiaofeng..." Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng drew their swords and said, "Please go to hell!"

"Wait for me!!!" Ever since Lu Xiaofeng got acquainted with Yin Shi and Gui, his temper has increased by three times, and his luck has dropped by six times!Why would I be hunted down for this reason?Thinking of this, he burst into veins and asked, "Why do you think I'm their father? Although I often feel that I am like their father, you don't want to call me Kill me for the reason of 'father-in-law'? Is there any reason??"

However, Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng didn't listen to Lu Xiaofeng's words at all, they just approached him little by little with their swords.

Lu Xiaofeng became anxious, and shouted: "Don't shout if you don't want to! I didn't ask you to shout! The most important thing is that I am not their father at all!!"

At this time, in the distance, Yinshi held the jug and shouted: "Hey! Daddy Eyebrows! There's not enough wine! Help me get some!"

"Fuck! Was it on purpose??"

Ximen Chuixue looked at Lu Xiaofeng coldly and said, "As expected, you should die!"

"Objection!" Lu Xiaofeng hid behind Huamanlou and protested, "If you want to kill me just because you don't want to call me 'father-in-law', then what about Huamanlou? Huamanlou is mother! You should call me' Oh mother-in-law! Why don't you kill him?"

Hua Manlou darkened half of his face: "Lu Xiaofeng..."

"If Huamanlou doesn't mind, we don't mind either!" Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng said.

Huamanlou froze.Lu Xiaofeng stared at them dumbfounded and asked, "Why? What's the point?"

"There should always be a natal family for the two of them. And considering that Gaotang will still be there when paying homage, the existence of Huamanlou is still necessary."

Lu Xiaofeng almost burst into tears: "Then it's fine to keep me! What kind of discrimination is this?"

Ximen Chuuxue said: "Hua Manlou can't be disliked in terms of character or martial arts. It's not like someone who plays with women everywhere, and still has two dirty beards on his mouth!"

Ye Gucheng said: "In terms of background and family business, it's also up to the mark. It's not like someone who lives and sleeps all day long, doesn't even have a source of income, and is just dawdling!"

Lu Xiaofeng really cried, and shed tears of blood: "Is that how you look at me? You still say we are friends? You are too much!!"

Hua Manlou showed a weary smile and said, "I'm very happy to get compliments from you two, it's just... I don't mind!"

At this time, Lu Xiaofeng smiled: "Hahaha, what a pity, he minds!"

"Whether he minds or not, you can't escape the fate of being killed!" After finishing speaking, Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng stabbed Lu Xiaofeng, but he dodged it desperately.

"Really, you guys!!" Lu Xiaofeng shouted while running.

"Just disappear as a stain on your life!"

Thus, the three of them began to play a chase.

Watching the three even jump out of the window, Gintoki and Guimian looked at them expressionlessly.

"What are you doing, is such a big man still playing soldiers and catching thieves?"

"Well, once in a while, you should look back on the past and relive your childhood memories!"

"silver!!!"

A perverted breath came over, Yinshi didn't even look at it, and directly caught the opponent's face with the sole of his shoe.

"What's the matter, perverted M9?"

Gong Jiu ignored the clear shoe prints, and asked with nosebleeds, "Where is Changxiong?"

"Ah, that guy?" Gintoki scratched the back of his head and said perfunctorily, "He is a ninja, of course he is going to practice ninja training all over the world!"

"What?" Gong Jiu called out, "Then when will he come back?"

"He will be back when he succeeds in practicing Sharingan!"

"Ah, that's it..." Gong Jiu's entire face was sad.

Seeing this, Gui asked, "Is there something wrong?"

"Is there a friendship between Shaking M and Shaking M?" Yin Shi picked his nose and complained.

"I haven't finished learning yet..." Gong Jiu yelled sadly, and took out a red candle, whip and rope from behind and said, "Shaking M's one hundred and eight moves, he only taught me the first ten moves. !!"

Yinshi stabbed Lake Toya into his chrysanthemum after a long time.

The red candles scattered all over the ground match his delicate kneeling posture and expression!It is indeed a mental pollution!

"Ah, sure enough, none of the one hundred and eight moves can compare to this..."

Yinshi said with a look of disgust: "Wow, sure enough, Shaking M and Shaking M will only make you more cute!!"

At this time, Ye Ling and Chu Chu walked over and stared at Gong Jiu like a pest and said, "Although this man has a noble status, he is a pervert!"

"By the way!!" Gong Jiu suddenly remembered something, stood up with Lake Toya still stuck in the chrysanthemum, and looked at Yinshi seriously and said, "I have done a lot of things for you all the time! And as a You didn't keep your promises!"

Silver frowned unhappily.Gui shook his head while accusing: "Yinshi! How can a man break his promise?"

"Especially this time...that old man slapped me, and the wound still hurts..." As he spoke, Gong Jiu touched his chest with a painful expression.

Yin Shi became anxious and shouted: "Hey, you...then what do you want?"

As soon as Gong Jiu was refreshed, he immediately took out the queen's restraint suit from behind and said excitedly: "Then, put on this suit and step on me and whip me!!"

"I told you I don't know how to wear it!" Yin Shi roared with veins bursting out.

"Disgusting! It really is a pervert! But..." Ye Ling and Chuchu seemed to be interested, staring at Yinshi with glowing eyes and said, "Maybe it will be really suitable!"

Yinshi showed a constipated expression and said, "...what do you want to do?"

Ye Ling and Chu Chu rushed forward and grabbed Yin Shi: "Come and change clothes!!" After saying that, they really fought and left.

Yinshi struggled and shouted: "Wait, don't touch me! I have always been the only one who takes off other people's clothes, and no one dares to take off my clothes! Hey, wait, stop!!!"

At this time, Lu Xiaofeng forced in from the outside again, and the moment he jumped into the window, his face hit a soft object.

Realizing what this was, Lu Xiaofeng froze.Although women are as experienced as he is, if you bump into someone you shouldn't or even don't want to bump into, that's a different matter.

Lu Xiaofeng raised his head stiffly, and Yin Shi's face, which was extremely upset, suddenly appeared in front of him.

Moreover, the clothes were very revealing, fully showing Yinshi's already plump figure.

But the current situation does not allow him to observe carefully.

Yinshi kicked it over: "Where are you looking, you pervert!!"

"No!!" Gong Jiu rushed over and grabbed Yinshi's leg and shouted, "If you want to kick, kick me!"

"It's disgusting! Let go!!" Gintoki struggled desperately.On the other hand, Chu Chu and Ye Ling were very satisfied with Yin Shi's attire at this time.

Lu Xiaofeng, who was kicked away, stood up innocently, at this moment, a strong murderous aura came over.

"Lu Xiaofeng!"

Ximen Chuuxue's icy gaze was enough to freeze Lu Xiaofeng to death.Obviously he has seen the scene just now.

"Apologize with death!"

"Help!!!"

So that day, Lu Xiaofeng wailed continuously.

By the way, Gui mistakenly thought that he was playing a cross-dressing game, and he also wore Elizabeth's costume halfway through, and was spotted by Ye Gucheng.

Afterwards, Lu Xiaofeng actually heard Ye Gucheng mutter in a low voice: "...Unfortunately..."

Lu Xiaofeng, who seemed to have accidentally glimpsed the unknown side of Ye Gucheng, decided to keep this secret forever.

This farce-like banquet continued until late at night.

Everyone was already too drunk to pass out.And Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng, who maintained good living habits, have already gone back.

Gintoki and Gui, who had changed back into normal clothes, looked at the scenery outside the window quietly.

Gui smiled and said, "It's not bad to use this method instead of saying goodbye."

Yinshi also smiled: "What, are you starting to feel sad? Did you drink too much, wig?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! You're the one who drank too much, Yinshi? How much did you drink? Don't wake up with a headache again!" Gui said mercilessly.

"It's so annoying!" After finishing speaking, Gintoki stood up unsteadily.

"Where to go?"

"Let's put the water on!"

Yin Shi, who was already drunk, sat on the toilet.Just then, a voice appeared.

"Get ready, start the space transfer now!"

In an instant, the original drunkenness was reduced by half.

Gintoki yelled, "What? Now? Wait a minute! Wait until I put my pants on!"

However no response.A black vortex suddenly appeared in the toilet and sucked Yinshi into it.

At the same time, Gui was also sucked away by the black vortex that suddenly appeared.

The next day, as soon as Lu Xiaofeng woke up, he immediately decided to leave here as soon as possible.

"Hey, Yinzi, Guizi! We're leaving!" Lu Xiaofeng shouted.But there was no response.

"Did you hear that? If you don't come out, I'll leave you guys behind! Yinzi! Guizi..."

Still no response.

Gintoki and Katsura have completely left this world.And Lu Xiaofeng didn't realize this until a long time later.

The author has something to say: If I say this chapter as a side story of Xi Yin and Ye Gui, I wonder if you can accept it?

Anyway, the next chapter is Lu Xiaofeng's final training...