The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

The sun is already westward.

"The sea breeze at dusk is really comfortable!" Chu Liuxiang leaned on the bow to enjoy the oncoming sea breeze, and said with a smile, "But why don't the three of you come to enjoy it together and instead stay so far away from me?"

Su Rongrong, Li Hongxiu and Song Tianer were all standing ten meters away.The expression is subtle.

Chu Liuxiang asked with a smile on his face, "You don't think you despise me, do you?"

"no no!"

"how could be?"

"Nah!"

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

You can't blame all three of them.Chu Liuxiang has been romantic and suave all her life, but today she was suddenly covered in vomit by a beautiful woman!Have you ever suffered such a loss of image?Not to mention the three daughters, even Chu Liuxiang himself was depressed.

At this time, there were already five corpses lying on the deck.One of them was a woman with a graceful and beautiful face, but the left side of this corpse had been sliced ​​off in half including shoulders and arms.

The person who did this murderous hand could only be Jamuka, but he himself died and is lying here now.

And the most heinous thing is his body.Other corpses floated up and down on the water, but this corpse was like an inflated raft, and the whole body was completely floating on the water.And the whole body was swollen, and even started to rot.The eyeballs had swollen violently and protruded, and the skin of the whole body had turned into a disgusting dark red.

Chu Liuxiang sighed and said, "This is the elite extracted from the water by Tianchi's "Shenshui Palace". All the rivers and lakes call it "Tianyi Shenshui", and the disciples of "Shenshui Palace" call it heavy water."

Li Hongxiu was moved and said: "Is this really the 'Tianyi Shenshui' that is more poisonous than any poison in the world?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "Of course it is true. It is said that one drop of this 'Tianyi Shenshui' is heavier than three hundred barrels of water. As long as an ordinary person takes one drop, his whole body will explode and die immediately!"

He sighed, and continued: "Besides, this 'Tianyi Shenshui' is colorless and odorless, and there is no abnormality when you try it. Therefore, even the 'King of the Desert' will inevitably fall into the trap."

Chu Liuxiang stared at a white cloud in the sky, and said with a smile: "I heard that all the people under the door of the 'Shenshui Palace' are stunning in the world, but I don't know how it compares to our three girls?"

Li Hongxiu shook his head and smiled wryly, "Could it be that you will never be able to behave yourself?"

Su Rongrong looked at Chu Liuxiang tenderly and asked, "You want me to go to Shenshui Palace to ask my aunt what happened recently?"

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "Isn't there still one alive here? Let's ask the girl when she wakes up, maybe she can learn something else."

Li Hongxiu said: "Besides, maybe that girl is from Shenshui Palace!"

Su Rongrong asked: "How is that girl doing now?"

Song Tian'er replied: "I helped her change her clothes, she is sleeping now!"

Then, there was silence for a while.

The four of them all thought with a tacit understanding: Ah, I really don't want to get in touch with her...

When the girl vomited on Chu Liuxiang's face, she was surprised to find that she was actually in the sea, and her brain immediately shouted in a mess: "What's going on? Where is this place? Isn't this place Yin? Why is it in the sea?" Ah? Onepiece? Could it be that this is onepiece? Are you from the onepiece production team? Wow wow!! Come out and explain clearly to me, the bastard uncle!"

In the confusion, the white-haired girl tripped over something as she stepped back.Looking down, half of the head appeared in front of his eyes.

So she just fell down.

Chu Liuxiang and others who were not far away didn't know what expression to make and could only watch this scene in silence.

At this time, the white-haired girl who didn't know that she was being discussed by others - Sakata Gintoki finally woke up again.

"Ah! It hurts!" Gintoki rubbed his head involuntarily due to the headache caused by the hangover.

Carefully observing the surrounding scenes, it is indeed at sea!And...Jin's mother still hasn't come back, Yinshi is almost devastated!

Nasty bastard fairy!

It's just... where is this place?Will it still be in the world of Meimeisang?What about wigs?

With all kinds of doubts, Gintoki decided to find the few people he saw when he opened his eyes.

Just at this moment, Chu Liuxiang and the others also decided to look for her.

The cabin is exquisitely and gorgeously built, and there is absolutely nothing wasted, and there is absolutely nothing that is not pleasing to the eye.

Walking down the stairs, one finds an exquisite living room. The lights slowly come down, and the dark cabin gradually becomes brighter.Chu Liuxiang, who was walking in front, suddenly stopped, as if suddenly nailed to the floor by a nail, unable to move anymore.There is someone in this cabin, a woman!

I saw her with her back to the door, sitting on Chu Liuxiang's favorite chair on weekdays, looking from behind, she only saw her high-rolled temples and a hand, which was a beautiful hand.

At this moment, she was holding a cup in her hand, and the cup was filled with the wine that Chu Liuxiang usually liked to drink—she was not polite at all.

Chu Liuxiang, Su Rongrong, Li Hongxiu, and Song Tian'er were all stunned on the deck, with their mouths wide open, unable to speak.

They didn't even know when this woman came in.

He only heard a beautiful but indifferent voice and said slowly: "Chu Liuxiang, the 'Bandit Commander', came in?"

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "That's right, but I went to the wrong door?"

The woman said coldly: "You did not go wrong, this is your place."

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "Since it's my place, why are you sitting here, girl?"

The woman said: "Because I am happy."

Chu Liuxiang laughed loudly and said, "That's a good reason, really good."

The woman said: "Besides, I also heard that Chu Liuxiang never refuses girls."

She suddenly turned her chair and faced Chu Liuxiang.The light shone on her beautiful face.

If there is a woman's eyes in the world that can stop a man's heartbeat, it is this woman's eyes. Now, these eyes are focused on Chu Liuxiang.She said leisurely: "Now, is this reason good enough?"

Chu Liuxiang murmured: "That's right, this reason has suddenly become good enough, that's great."

He finally moved his eyes away from the woman's face, only to find that she was wearing a snow-white gauze gown with silver silk strips around her waist.

The woman said slowly: "Now, I'm afraid you already know where I come from."

Chu Liuxiang sighed, "I'd rather not know."

The woman said: "Why?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "If there is a girl in the world that I don't want to deal with, it is the 'Shenshui Palace' sect."

Chu Liuxiang sighed, and said, "I really want to know, besides drinking, what else do you do when you come here?"

As he spoke, he pulled up the chair and sat down quickly.

The woman turned her head sideways, stared at his face, and said word by word: "Arrogance, rudeness, and cruelty, but there are also one or two things that can fascinate the little girl... You really look exactly like the one in the legend." .”

Chu Liuxiang said: "Thank you... but I don't know if there is another thing about me mentioned in the legends of the world?"

The woman said: "What's the matter?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "If a strange woman runs into my cabin, sits on my chair, and drinks my wine, I will often throw her into the sea, especially if this woman thinks she is beautiful, but she is not so beautiful. when."

He stretched his legs comfortably, ready to admire the woman's angry appearance.

The woman really turned pale with anger and her hands were shaking.

Li Hongxiu hurried over, gently took the gold cup from her hand, smiled sweetly: "If you want to drop the cup, I'll go and change it to an iron one."

The woman's face turned from blue to white, and from white to red, and suddenly she smiled again, saying: "Very well, you are all very interesting, but the time for joking is over now."

Chu Liuxiang said, "Are you ready to cry?"

The woman said coldly: "If you don't return my things, I'm afraid you won't even be able to cry."

Chu Liuxiang said: "Repay you? Did I borrow you something?"

The woman said: "You didn't borrow it, you stole it."

Chu Liuxiang frowned and said, "Steal? What did I steal from you?"

The woman said: "Tianyi Shenshui."

Chu Liuxiang's eyes suddenly widened, and he lost his voice: "You mean, the Tianyi Shenshui in your palace was stolen?"

The woman said: "I have come all the way from thousands of miles, and I am here to lie to you, right?"

Chu Liuxiang's eyes shone happily, and he murmured: "It's so wonderful, everything has become more interesting, but I don't know how much of your 'Tianyi Shenshui' has been stolen?"

The woman said coldly: "It's not much, just a few drops, but it's enough to kill more than thirty first-class martial arts masters for no apparent reason. If the usage is correct, thirty-seven."

Su Rongrong took a deep breath and said, "Do you think he stole it?"

The woman smiled and said, "Except for the 'Pirate Commander' Chu Liuxiang, who else can steal every plant and tree from the 'Shenshui Palace'?"

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "Thank you for the compliments. In this way, if I say that I didn't do this, you will never believe it."

The woman said, "Can you convince me?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "Maybe... maybe it can."

He suddenly jumped up from the chair, grabbed the woman's hand, and said, "At least, you have to let me show you something first, I can guarantee that this thing is very interesting...very interesting."

That indifferent and proud girl was dragged out just like that somehow.

Su Rongrong sighed: "If he wants to hold a girl's hand, I'm afraid no one can refuse."

But at this moment, a miraculous moment happened.

A mosaic of vomit fell from the sky and covered the indifferent girl from head to toe.

Everyone, especially Chu Liuxiang who was still holding her hand was stunned.

Yin Shi was resting on the railing upstairs: "This boat is too big! I'm still hungover! It made me feel like I was possessed by that idiot Sakamoto..."

At this time, Yinshi noticed the situation downstairs.She walked down with dead fish eyes and looked at the girl and said, "Well, I didn't say that! Girls, the face is still very important! It's not good for you to use a mosaic like this! Could it be that you used some expired The cosmetics? It doesn’t matter even if you don’t use them! The most important thing in life is self-confidence, right? Okay, I’ll clean it up for you now!”

"Well, where is the dishcloth?" Yinshi ignored the huge murderous aura coming from the girl and searched for the dishcloth on his own, but he couldn't find it, so he simply tore off Chu Liuxiang's sleeve and began to wipe the girl's face with the dishcloth .

While wiping, he said: "What a thick makeup you have on! It seems that you need to add some water!

Thus, Yinshi spit out two mouthfuls of saliva and continued to wipe on the rag.

The girl finally got mad!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"

So screaming, she jumped into the sea.

Yinshi looked at her helplessly, and said regretfully: "It's not her fault that she looks ugly! It's not like she jumped into the sea! There are still many joys in life! Are you right?"

To actually ask about Chu Liuxiang and the others, I couldn't bear to look directly at them!It's all her fault!It's just that no one bothered to point it out.

At this time, Chu Liuxiang said with a dry smile: "At least we can know that this girl is not a member of Shenshui Palace. Don't you think so, Hongxiu?"

Li Hongxiu: "..."

After the girl rinsed off, she came back strong.Looking at her face that was no longer mosaic, Yin Shi nodded and said, "It's not suicide! That's good! Look, isn't this pretty? Remember to look in the mirror before going out next time!"

The girl gave him a hard look, gritted her teeth and said, "I will remember!!"

Chu Liuxiang was almost sweating for Yinshi, and said with a smile, "Can we go over now?"

The girl glared at Chu Liuxiang, then walked out without saying a word.

Chu Liuxiang touched his nose innocently, and smiled wryly, "It's none of my business..." Then, he glanced at Yin Shi, and said earnestly, "Girl, I beg you to stop talking, okay?"

Yinshi actually picked up his booger, flicked it off, and said with a displeased face: "Ah? What do you mean! Do you think I'm in the way?"

"..." Chu Liuxiang was really speechless watching her movements.

Back on the deck, Chu Liuxiang showed the girls the corpses, and he pointed to one of the girls and asked, "Can you see if she is a member of your Shenshui Palace?"

Chu Liuxiang was finally taken aback, and lost her voice: "No?"

The woman said: "I have never seen this person in my life."

"I thought Shenshui was stolen by people from your own palace. I thought it was her, but now—" Chu Liuxiang murmured, "This woman is not a member of Shenshui Palace, so why is she dressed like this? Naturally, this is not what she meant, but 'he' dressed her up like this to arouse the illusion of others."

The woman said: "What illusion?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "He wants others to think that Jamuka was killed by this woman, then since she also died in Jamuka's hands, everything will be over. He obviously doesn't want others to continue to pursue this matter. This poor woman became his scapegoat."