Can I live with you [entertainment circle]

For this Spring Festival, Cheng Xi has a very comprehensive plan.

First of all, he planned to go back to the small villa and find a few housekeepers to clean it from the inside to the outside; then he went to the cemetery to sweep his mother's grave, and went to the mall and supermarket to buy something; finally, after turning off the internet on his mobile phone and computer, there was no public opinion. New Year's Eve.

Bar is very suitable.

In the end, the whole plan was messed up—on the night of the 28th of the twelfth lunar month, he hit the hot searches!

The cause was Tao Shiyan's words.

In fact, they recorded "Journey" together, and even delivered medicines live. Fans have already agreed that the relationship between the two is good.So when Tao Shiyan said that Cheng Xi was on the other end of the phone, everyone didn't think anything was wrong.

Until someone watched the two complete pick-up videos uploaded by netizens.

#Shock!This is the relationship between a traffic singer and an actor#

#海城27-year-old man has a 22-year-old son!Is this the loss of morality, or the distortion of human nature#

#论宇喜的热红——Behind every successful man, there is an even more successful daddy#

#Three Gold Movie Emperor was married at the age of four and gave birth to a child at the age of five.Tao Shiyan: The premise of devoting oneself to a career is to complete all major events in life#

Of course, everyone knew that Cheng Xi couldn't be Tao Shiyan's son, these were just jokes for fun.

And there are more stalks in the comment area, and there are more tricks:

[Congratulations to Brother Yan on becoming a father! 】

[No wonder Tao Yingdi sent medicine and spent hundreds of thousands of rewards, it is only natural for a father to take care of his son [狗头]]

【Son and father don't look alike, I suggest Brother Yan to do a paternity test】

[Other people's children can already come out to earn money to support their families, look at you, a bunch of unfilial sons! 】

[By the way, does anyone still remember their fat son Tao Zenian?The Tao family is really messed up! 】

[Can you be a little sympathetic, the most uncomfortable Yanxi CP fan right now? 】

[Oh, dbq, we are so happy.Cough cough, Yanxi CP fans, how are you all? 】

[Yanxi CP fans, are you all right? 】

[Yanxi CP fans, are you all right? 】

Like netizens, CP fans also know that this must be an oolong.But for them, it was already a very, very happy thing for the two names to be put together.

What's more, Xiao Chengzi called Brother Yan to report his safety when he got off the plane!

What is it called?This is called acting like a baby!It's called dependence!Call love!

And when fans asked about it, Brother Yan not only didn't hide it, but responded in a detailed and detailed manner.

What is it called?It's called stamping!Call it a favorite!It's up to you to call Nima!

The CP fans were so dizzy, and after finally waking up, in order not to damage the popularity of passers-by, they also very nicely started to play tricks.

[No, this CP fan has been on a hunger strike for two hours]

[Compared to "my CP is my biological brother", "my CP is my biological father and son" is even more unacceptable! 】

[This CP fan has been turned into a family fan, please don't cue in the future, thank you]

[A kind of plant (grass), I actually stumbled upon the pseudo-father-son literature.It is not too emotional to grow it by yourself and eat it in one bite! 】

[It doesn't matter, as long as you are blind and deaf, there is no CP in the world that I can't beat]

[Cheng Xi's methods are very clever, any kind of godfather can catch up with [weak], and he has a bright future in the future]

[? ? ?There are strange things mixed in]

【@One person walks, crawls for the master! 】

【…】

Cheng Xi lay on his back on the bed, put down his phone, and fell into deep despair.

If given the chance to do it all over again, he would definitely not choose to lie today.

No, telling lies does not solve the fundamental problem.

... If there was a chance to do it all over again, the first time he saw Tao Shiyan, he would definitely jump up and beat him, knocking his dog's head off!

Cheng Xi gritted his teeth a few times, and after a while, the sound from his stomach reminded him that it was time to eat, and he looked at the time.

At 08:30 in the evening, I couldn't call the housekeeping aunt, and it was hard to disturb my mother in the cemetery.

And now is the peak period of traffic in the shopping mall, if he goes there, he will be easily recognized.

...It all depends on the surname Tao! ! !

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, Cheng Xi picked up his phone again and directly blacklisted Tao Shiyan's WeChat account.After a fierce operation, the phone rang, and it was Lu Xingzhi's call, asking him to go out to dinner with him.

Happening to be hungry, Cheng Xi naturally agreed.Half an hour later, Lu Xingzhi drove over, and the two went to the nearest restaurant with few people.

After all the dishes were served, Lu Xingzhi couldn't help laughing seeing Cheng Xi viciously stuffing sushi into his mouth: "I'm so hungry, or who messed with you?"

Cheng Xi puffed his cheeks and snorted coldly: "There are all of them."

"Then let me guess..." Lu Xingzhi said, "Aren't you satisfied with the trending content?"

Brother Lu also reads gossip?Cheng Xi was really stunned.

Ever since he was a child, Lu Xingzhi has always been the kind of "other people's child", taking the No. 1 exam every time, and getting soft hands in various competition awards.

In Cheng Xi's impression, Brother Lu didn't seem to care about anything other than studying.When I was in junior high school or high school, I never looked at the school’s forums, post bars, QQ groups and so on.When I went to university, although I majored in directing, I only paid attention to the news about movies, and never watched the lace news of various stars.

What's more, his kind of... embarrassment, can be rewarded by @想善行动大战.

It may have been pushed, or I saw it by accident.

After Cheng Xi digested Brother Lu's changes for a while, he put up a fork and slammed a piece of fish, "Yes! I'm so mad!"

Dog than Tao time delay!

Lu Xingzhi said, "Then you just told the truth."

Speaking of "telling the truth", Cheng Xi was discouraged again: "You don't know, Tao Shiyan has brought me a lot of fans since the appearance of that ghost 'Yanxi CP'. It made a lot of people chase me and scold me. I sucked blood, scolded me for not being able to walk independently, I couldn’t explain a word, because I really sucked his blood.”

"So I have been deliberately avoiding topics about him since then, and I don't want his fans... including himself, to think that I am someone who likes to gossip."

"And," Cheng Xi paused, "I'm not sure if he wants to have anything to do with me. The relationship between my dad and I has been very tense over the years. I have never disclosed family information outside. Many people think that I Being able to debut and get good resources is because there is a financial backer. Having a financial sponsor is not a good word, and it is easy to make him flirt."

Lu Xingzhi listened to him quietly, like a caring brother who is good at listening.It's just that the more you listen, the weaker the smile on your face becomes.

After Cheng Xi finished speaking, he gave him a piece of foie gras, "Eat it while it's hot, it's easy to get tired when it's cold."

Sensing that Brother Lu might not want to hear about these fans, Cheng Xi stopped talking and chatted with him about movies and future life plans.

After eating and drinking enough, on the way to send him home, Tao Shiyan actually called!

What a shame, Cheng Xi thought to himself, this behavior is purely looking for scolding.

Everyone has been delivered to the door, if you don't scold you, you are a fool, Cheng Xi hesitates for two seconds, and clicks to connect.

The other party said lazily, "Bring me back from the blacklist."

"Impossible," Cheng Xi said categorically, "When you tried to be my father, why didn't you expect to have today."

"Little Cheng Xi," Tao Shiyan sneered, "Before you convict, don't you have to weigh right and wrong first? It's obvious that you lied first and put me in the position of 'father'. Why do you blame me?"

Cheng Xi choked for a moment—it seemed that he really couldn't rely on Tao Shiyan, he was the one who said to call his father first.

"And," Tao Shiyan added, "I've told the truth from beginning to end, and I didn't edit a sentence for you. Is there something wrong with being honest?"

"..." Cheng Xi choked completely.

When answering the phone, he had the intention of cursing others, but he was reprimanded with a few words, and Cheng Xi couldn't help being a little angry.

"Then..." He stammered, "Won't you cooperate when you hear me lie?"

"Since you are acting like a baby with me..." Tao Shiyan pondered for a moment, "I will try my best to cooperate with you in the future, but I was careless this time, sorry."

Hearing this, Cheng Xi realized that maybe because he knew that his request was too unreasonable, he couldn't help but lower his tone when speaking, which sounded like a baby.

Lu Xingzhi, who was driving next to him, glanced at him.

"I didn't...that what?" Cheng Xi immediately denied it.

"Well, okay, you didn't."

There was a hint of coaxing in Tao Shiyan's tone: "Release me from the blacklist, I just finished taking pictures of my cat for you, and I received a receipt that failed to send."

Cheng Xi was still a little reluctant, pursed his lips and did not speak, and then reacted belatedly——

what what what?What is Tao talking about?

There is a cat in his house, and he still wants to give it to him? ? ?

Most children are afraid of being alone, and Cheng Xi was the same when he was young.

Without the company of his mother, he often has the idea of ​​having a pet to accompany him.Whether it's cats, dogs, rabbits or ducks, he likes all furry animals.

But after mentioning it to Cheng Liguo, Cheng Liguo agreed to buy it with him today and tomorrow.As I dragged and dragged, my thoughts slowly faded away.

When he moved out of Cheng's house as an adult, he took the opportunity to lure the stray dogs outside the community back to the villa.After a few days of raising him, he was discovered by scouts and signed a trainee contract with Noah, which stated that he would live in the company dormitory.

So after curing the disease on the dog, he gave it to a friend.To this day, friends still send him videos of dogs every few months.

Little animals are simply not too cute! ! !

Damn, how many good things has he missed in these two hours? ! ! !

It took 1 minute to pull Heitao's time delay, but only five seconds to pull it back, Cheng Xi said anxiously: "Send it, it's ready now!"

Tao Shiyan responded, "That WeChat said."

After a few seconds, a small video of Mao Mao was sent.Contrary to Cheng Xi's imagination, Tao's cat is not a rare breed, but a big orange that can be seen everywhere on the street.It is more than a little bit stronger than the pet cat, which is probably the result of being raised by the elderly.

In the cat nest under Daju, there are two cute little milk tangerines sleeping. They seem to have been born not long ago. Their flesh pads and noses are pink. When they yawn, their little tongue sticks out. They are so cute that they are deadly.

This is what a hunk should look at. Cheng Xi is in a bad mood, so he pretends to be calm and asks: [What's their name? 】

Yan: 【The older one is called Jiuyue, because I picked her up in Jiuyue.The two little ones are only ten days old, and they don’t have a name yet]

It turned out that Tao Shiyan looked indifferent, and he had done the same thing as him to abduct stray animals.Cheng Xi was thinking wildly, only to see another sentence on the screen.

Yan: [If you like, I can give you one]

Cheng Xi: "!!!"

Excited hands scratched at the legs, Cheng Xi wanted to say "I want", and gradually calmed down after a few seconds.

e: [I like it very much, but I have been getting more and more busy at work recently, so I can’t take care of it, so let’s forget it]

If you can't fulfill the responsibility of the master, it is better not to.

Yan: [It's okay]

Yan: 【You can stay with me first, and pick it up to play when you are free】

Cheng Xi was a little bit moved: [Is this okay? 】

Yan: [Is there anything wrong, I can afford cat food]

Haicheng is in the neighboring province of Songjiang, about three and a half hours' drive away, completely within Cheng Xi's reach.

If he really can't make it through, he can also find a reliable driver to pick him up.

Hell, there's no better solution than foster care!

Cheng Xi crackled and typed: [Yes, yes, yes!I am fully responsible for his food and drink, and you don't need to spend money! 】

Looking at the string of "yes", Tao Shiyan hooked the corners of his lips.There was a hen in Zhou Mingsheng's house on the set, and Cheng Xi played with it from time to time, and was even pecked once.At that time, he guessed that boys like small animals, and he was right.

After taking a photo of the two kittens, he was a little tired from squatting, and ordered his aunt to change the water for the cats, and then went back to the bedroom and leaned against the head of the bed.

I was too lazy to type, so I sent the photo, and the voice said: "Which one do you want?"

Cheng Xi immediately fell in love with the one on the left, with three horizontal lines on his forehead, which looked quite domineering.

e: [the one on the left]

After more than ten seconds, the other party said: "It's a younger brother, I can give him a name."

Brother...won't he be a eunuch in the future?

Cheng Xi mourned for his younger brother for three seconds. He didn't have any good ideas for a while, and humbly said: [He has been with you for a long time, so you can take it:)]

Tao Shiyan raised his eyebrows.

It's hard to calm down the kid who exploded. He originally planned to rest for a few days, but when he heard this request, he didn't really want to be a human anymore.

He pressed the talk button: "That nickname is Niannian."

Year after year, year after year... Cheng Xi recited it silently several times in his heart, feeling really cute.Especially when it is read by a man's low magnetic voice, it is inexplicably pleasant to hear.

Well, just use Niannian!

But if there is a small name, there must be a big name. He continued to ask: [What is a big name? 】

This time the other party replied quickly, with an unconcealable teasing in his tone.

"Tao Ze Nian."

Cheng Xi: "..."

Cheng Xi: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

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