monster study

In the past few days, Xiao Qiao's face is as dark as a shadow monster.

The young master is so angry that one of the drinking glasses burst.Taibai and Taihei have been walking around him recently. Lu Zhifei passed by the door of his room and saw him sitting cross-legged on the mat, wiping his big knife.

This was a pain for Chongming, who would stand guard at the door of Xiao Qiao's room every night without sleeping.Picking up and dropping off from school every day, I'm afraid that when the young master wants to vent his anger, he won't be there.

Shang Si was quite happy to watch it, especially after he knew the real reason, he made a special trip to stroll around the door of Xiao Qiao's room every day.According to him, this is the care of the elders.

Xiao Qiao said: Shut up your sister.

Shang Si shrugged his shoulders and said that it didn't matter, anyway, the young master's hatred was worth it, and he always managed it smoothly.I just didn't expect that a few days later, things made new progress.

The video of Xiao Qiao performing at the bar was posted on the Internet. At first, it was on the circle of friends, and then spread to Weibo. After being reposted by several big Vs, the young master became famous with his unparalleled beauty and amazing performance. A new internet celebrity.

However, what awaited Xiao Qiao first was not the olive branches thrown from the major brokerage companies, but the double education of the school teachers and leaders.Going to a nightclub at such a young age is too inappropriate and must be criticized!

Also, since he can play the piano so slickly, report him to the art show as soon as possible!must report!

After learning the news, Huang Mao, who was promoted to Xiao Qiao's brainless fan, specially brought Beijing Baji to visit, thanking Xiao Qiao for his self-sacrifice in order to save the lost young man.

It was a weekend at that time, and Shang Si was teaching at home.

That's right, teaching.The subjects of the teaching are the three cubs of the weasel family, and the brothers and sisters of the rabbit introduced by Lao Zhuzi. The content of the teaching is the language of monsters and the history of the demon world.

As soon as they heard that there was a human being visiting, a few little monsters quickly turned into human forms, and stuffed all the spells that had been cast halfway or had already been released into the pond.

So when Huang Mao, who had dyed his hair back to black, saw five little radish heads who were bowing their heads and writing seriously, he spontaneously gave Shang Si'an the title of teacher of the training class.

With so many children, they must be training if they are either abducted or trafficked.

Although in Huang Mao's view, any training class is like a trafficking agency, they kidnapped and sold children's precious childhood!

Shang Si was lying on the rattan chair in the courtyard reading a book, without taking his eyes off the page, but the slender wicker-like teaching stick in his hand was accurately hitting several carrot-headed desks, "Concentrate on it, and didn't finish five articles." In big characters, no one is allowed to leave get out of class today."

Wow, so fierce, and with a stick, the attitude is not good at all.They also let the children kneel and write on the mats. What era is this private school?

Huang Mao was muttering in his heart, squinting at the desk closest to him, blinking his eyes, but he didn't see what the characters on the paper were.

What is this teaching?

Illegal agency!

"They... what are they teaching?" Huang Mao couldn't help asking Xiao Qiao in a low voice.

Xiao Qiao glanced at it and said calmly, "Little language."

So that's the case, Huang Mao scratched his head and didn't ask any more.Or rather, dare not ask.Although he regards Xiao Qiao as an idol now, he can't deny the fact that the study itself is supernatural. Besides, they are willing to save even a young man like himself, so they probably won't kill a few little kids.

Huang Mao has a big heart. After seeing several parents come to pick up the child in person, his heart fell back into his chest, and he didn't worry about it anymore.

On the other hand, Shang Si felt that Huang Mao looked at him strangely, so after Huang Mao left, he asked Xiao Qiao, "What did you say bad things about me to him?"

Xiao Qiao shook her head, "Nothing."

Shang Si was dubious, crossed the test paper quickly with the pen in his hand, and glanced at the Western clock in the room.Counting the time, it's time to pick up Lu Zhifei.

This weekend, Lu Zhifei went to a certain brand studio with Ma Ma Yanyan as an intern, but in fact it was just to see the world. Ma Yanyan didn't want to go alone, so she took Lu Zhifei with her.

However, when Shang Silin went out, Xiao Qiao called him to stop.

When Shang Si turned his head, he saw that he was hesitant to speak, and his face was a little awkward.

Shang Si leaned against the door frame and joked, "If you have anything to say, hurry up, or Chongming will be back later."

As soon as Xiao Qiao heard Chongming's name, she glared at him angrily.Then he thought of asking for something, so he put away his angry expression, but he hesitated for a long time and didn't ask.

Shang Si made a gesture to leave, but Xiao Qiao got anxious, and then blurted out the question, "Do you think I can still grow up?"

"Well." Shang Si smiled playfully, "People will grow up."

"But I haven't changed at all in the past 100 years." Xiao Qiao frowned.

"That's because Chongming's blood is transforming your body. You don't feel the changes on the outside, because the changes are all inside. In other words, you don't have to worry about letting Chongming practice boy kung fu for the rest of your life. Wait for another two or three years. I can prepare the dowry for you."

Perhaps it was the expected answer that made Xiao Qiao heave a sigh of relief, he did not refute Shang Si's bastard words, nodded and turned back to the house.

Shang Si blinked, blinked again, lowered his head and asked Taibai Taihei on the ground, "Does the young master hate marriage?"

Taibai Taihei also blinked and looked at him, the question the master said was too profound to understand.If there is anything in this world that they have understood deeply, it is--

"Master, buy scallion pancakes!"

"Buy cakes!"

"Buy milk tea, pearls one by one!"

"Buy chocolate ice cream!"

"I want three balls!"

……

Shang Si looked at them with dead eyes, "Do you think I'm a delivery boy? Huh? I know how to eat and drink all day long. Is my money blown by the wind?"

Seeing that he refused to agree, Taibai and Taihei hugged his ankle and started acting like a spoiled brat.This has almost become a daily must-have program. Whenever Shang Si goes out, Taibaitaihei will run over to report the snack list.If Shang Si didn't agree, he would act like a baby, and if acting like a baby wasn't enough, he would just roll around on the ground.

It's abominable.

Shang Si remembered the last time, when two fat guys were watching TV shopping, they secretly called and bought a cotton candy machine.What if I can’t remit the money?It doesn't matter.What if I don't have cash?It doesn't matter.

Delivery to your door!

The key is that the two little fat guys can only speak a few simple sentences, nothing more than - cotton candy!tasty!Um!Buy buy buy!Let Lu Lu do it!

It was actually bought by them.

When Shang Si received the courier call, his heart was calm, because he himself is a person who loves online shopping and is often scolded by Lu Zhifei. To be honest, he has no position to scold him for being too white and too dark.

Although they used his money.

He felt that they needed an open and honest negotiation, otherwise the two fat boys could buy the entire universe.

However, Taibai Taihei became very shrewd at such a time, and even shamelessly said: "I bought it for Lu Lu! Cotton candy! It's delicious! Lu Lu worked hard, Lu Lu eats it!"

Shang Si immediately beat each of them with a big bag.

Look at how fat you have become, you can't swim when you return to your original shape, and you still want to eat and eat, and "Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu worked hard to eat", shameless!

After Taibai Taihei was beaten by his master, he was so wronged that he cried.Sitting on the ground with her head in her arms, pretending to be sad, when she lowered her head, she realized that she couldn't see her little dick.

The chin is full of meat, and the belly is too round.

When I burp, it smells like egg custard and coffee jelly.

"Wow... Xiao Ding Ding, Xiao Ding Ding are gone!" This time I really cried.

The two chubby guys were ordered to lose weight, and carrying a small hoe tailor-made for them by Shang Si, they began to cultivate vegetable fields in the courtyard.Even today, not even a single seed can be planted, but they eat more, and there is even more reason for Shang Si to buy food.

Because I have worked!labour is the honour!

It was the same today, Shang Si pretended to buy for them, and at the same time prepared to persuade Lu Zhifei to give them bitter gourd for a week.

However, when he came back after picking up Lu Zhifei and having dinner, he looked at the bitter melons in front of him and asked, "Why are they all bitter melons?"

Lu Zhifei calmly placed the last plate of bitter gourd soup in front of Shang Si, glanced at him lightly, and said, "Clears heat and detoxifies, removes internal heat."

Shang Si: "..."

He stared at Taibai Taihei: It's all your fault!

Taibai Taihei held up a small spoon and stared at him with wide eyes:? ? ?

Lu Zhifei scanned the audience, put the rice bowl on the table lightly, "Eat."

Xiao Qiao was the first to pick up the rice bowl, then turned around and picked up a large chopsticks of bitter gourd for Chongming, "Eat more."

Chongming: "...Okay, young master."

The next day, the industrious little farmer Taibai Taihei was still working hard in the vegetable field with a small hoe on his shoulders. Shang Si supervised the writing of a few radish heads while telling the history of the demon world.

Today's story just happened to tell the story of Gonggong crashing down Buzhou Mountain in a fit of rage, and the sky collapsed into a hole.

"Isn't Gonggong a god?" Brother Rabbit asked.

"Yeah, but gods make mistakes too." Shang Si knocked on his head and asked him to continue writing, while he himself looked at each of them slowly with his hands behind his back, and sometimes corrected this clerical error and that insincerity, "God A hole collapsed, and the water in the Tianhe River leaked down. It rained continuously for several years, causing disasters everywhere. Then, what should humans and monsters be unable to bear? The gods ask for explanations."

The five little radishheads were fascinated by what they heard, completely forgetting the severity of the Great Demon King, "And then what?"

Shang Si smiled, "The Emperor of Heaven lives in the sky, so they will go to heaven. In the endless Duguang Field, there is a very magical tree called Jianmu. Jianmu is the ladder that the Emperor of Heaven built between the human world and the heavenly world." , as long as you get there, you can go to heaven."

"Wow!" The little radishheads expressed their sincere envy, their eyes full of longing.

At this time, a copper bell rang outside the house, and a visitor came.

Who is coming?

Yagyu.