monster study

Lin Pian's horns won't go down, which makes him very distressed, because human beings don't have horns.Because of this, Jiu Ge was forced to stay in the study with him, looking for a solution.

This stay is about half a month.

It is rare for Jiuge to come back once. After being advertised by Wu Qiangqiang, people come to collect debts, reminisce about the old days, and fight every day.

But Lin Pian felt that this was really a strange place.

Apart from Shang Si and Lu Zhifei, there are also a few strange people living here.We all live in one cage after another, repeating the process of going from one cage to another every day, even going to a smaller cage to pee.

On the first day of his arrival, Lin Pian thought that Jiu Ge was locked up, so he rushed to the toilet to save him.

Jiu Ge sat on the toilet with a gloomy expression on his face, "What are you doing?"

"I'm here to save you, Fenghuang, they locked you up." Lin Pian squatted in front of him, looked up at him with a serious face.

"No one locked me up, I was just..." Jiu Ge hesitated to speak.

"what are you doing?"

"I'm keeping my body unblocked," Jiuge said.

"Huh?" Lin Pian tilted his head, not understanding.

"It's about boosting your metabolism."

"what?"

"I'm shitting." Jiu Ge said with a dark face, "Can you go out?"

"I'll accompany you." Lin Pian had no self-knowledge, he was born in Du Guang's wilderness, and monsters would never deliberately find a place where there was no one when they wanted to excrete.

So he squatted in front of Jiu Ge, and the two stared at each other.

The air froze for a few seconds, Jiu Ge couldn't bear it anymore, "Get lost!"

Lin Pian was kicked out of the toilet by Jiu Ge, but Lin Pian didn't know what was wrong with him.Phoenix always hit him, he thought it was nothing before, but after becoming a human, he suddenly became much more sensitive.

At this moment, a feeling of sadness suddenly emerged from the bottom of his heart. For a moment, he didn't know what kind of emotion it was, and squatted on the ground covering his heart, thinking that he was broken inside.

Taibai and Taihei walked by holding hands, and felt that Jiaojiao was very strange, so he leaned over and tilted his head and asked childishly, "Jiajiao, are you growing mushrooms?"

"Hit me." Lin Pian explained to them seriously.

Taibai and Taihei looked at each other in surprise, then stretched out a chubby hand to beat Lin Pian's feet, then asked curiously with wide eyes: "And then?"

Lin Pian: "..."

Lin Pian once again felt that the study was a very strange place.

It's unbelievable that these two fat little monsters can run rampant here without being eaten.There is also that young man who is always on top, Lin Pian heard Shang Si call him the young master, he looks obviously not much bigger than a little monster, but it just gives Lin Pian a very scary feeling.

Especially when Shang Si forced this task on him on the grounds that "Lin Pian needs a WTO instructor", the way he looked at him coldly was terrifying.

"Why should I bother with this little monster with horns on its head?" said little Joe.

"Because you are the most free, didn't you say that the things taught in class are not difficult at all?" Shang Si asked back.

Xiao Qiao glanced over the fruit plate and snacks on the table, and then fell on Shang Si who was lying on the sofa playing mobile games, and said, "You look very busy, old man."

"Yeah, I've been busy all the time." Shang Si said without shame, and then drove Xiao Qiao and Lin Pian away, thinking alone when to save the lost youth Jiu Ge.

So don't buy for others easily, it's easy to get revenge on your behalf.

On the other side, Lin Pian sensed the dangerous aura emanating from Xiao Qiao's body, the monster's instinct prevailed, and the fur all over his body entered a state of combat readiness.

Xiao Qiao didn't take it seriously, she turned around and went into the room, took out a peaked cap and handed it to Scale, "Wear it."

Lin Pian stared at the hat and narrowed his eyes. If he was not in human form now, his fangs would probably come out.But the more he was like this, the more fun Xiao Qiao found, and when he found it fun, things became more fun.

Xiao Qiao threw the hat casually and hit Lin Pian on the top of his head, "Get your horn out of that hole and come out with me."

After all, Xiao Qiao walked out in front without haste.Lin Pian grabbed the hat, looked left and right, the guard and fear in his heart were finally outweighed by curiosity, and followed Xiao Qiao.

He still remembers the roads he walked when he came here that day. There were tall and tall things on the side of the road that were taller than building logs. Fenghuang said that they were called buildings.Lin Pian wanted to see it again, but because of the horns on his head, Jiu Ge always forbade him to go out.

But today this person took him out, Lin Pian couldn't help but chase after him and asked, "My horn?"

Xiao Qiao glanced at him. At this moment, Lin Pian was wearing his peaked cap backwards according to his instructions. A single horn, thicker than a thumb, came out from the buckle of the cap, matching his seventeen or eighteen-year-old face. , is really youth invincible.

"Don't worry." Xiao Qiao calmly stopped a taxi and said, "The more calm you are, the less people will doubt you."

Lin Pian actually didn't understand what he meant, so he just got into the car with him in a daze.

The master driver looked at them from the rearview mirror and asked curiously, "What is this little brother wearing on his head?"

Xiao Qiao pushed his glasses and said, "Hook up."

What is this hook?The driver master is getting more and more incomprehensible about the inner world of these young people, obviously he just went to station B to study yesterday.

Hey, the changes in China are really changing with each passing day. 2016 is another extraordinary year.

When the taxi arrived at the destination, Xiao Qiao took Lin Pian to Shen Cangsheng's convenience store.This was the first time that Xiao Qiao came here on his own initiative, so both Shen Cangsheng and Yu Ya were very surprised.

Xiao Qiao was very calm, raised his hand to Lin Pian and said: "This is your senior."

The trio of learning to be human, Shen Cangsheng, Hua Mu Tie, and Lin Pian, was formally established today.

After a while, Huamu Tie came back, and Shen Cangsheng also understood the cause and effect of the incident, but he has not yet obtained his graduation certificate, so he is powerless.But it doesn't matter, Hua Mutie is a good girl with a warm heart, and Xiao Qiao coaxed her to take this task with a few words.

"It's okay, leave it to me!" Hua Mutie stood on the stool and patted Lin Pian's shoulder old-fashionedly.After finishing speaking, she couldn't help staring at the horn again, "Is your horn edible? Uncle Lu Shi's horn is edible."

Lin Pian quickly covered his horns, the human world is really terrible.

"Hua Mu Tie, be polite." Shen Cangsheng is becoming more and more like a patriarch.

"Oh." Hua Mutie responded obediently, but his eyes did not leave Lin Pian, and the eyeballs rolled around, "The big brother with long horns, come with me, we happen to have an event today."

The activity Huamu Tie mentioned was square dancing in a nearby garden area.

This is the neighborhood where Qian Guo lives. Hua Mu Tie has been here a few times as a guest, and after a few visits, he has become acquainted with the uncles, aunts, cats and dogs here, and by the way, met the leading dancer sister of the square dance here.

The lead dancer sister is a beautiful silver fox. Although she always has facial paralysis and looks like a Tibetan fox, it doesn't affect her beauty at all.

Huamutie and Yinhu hit it off immediately, so they would go to the community to play with Yinhu every now and then.Qian Guo is a boy, he is very shy, so he usually just watches from the sidelines, and then brings all kinds of delicious food to Hua Mu Tie.

It was the same today, when Qian Guo saw Xiao Qiao and Lin Pian, he politely called "Brother", but he was a little embarrassed holding the small bag in his hand, because he only prepared a box of yogurt and a small cake for Hua Mu Tie, not Prepare someone else's.

Xiao Qiao patted his head to express comfort.He also likes Qian Guo, and he must be a potential stock when he grows up in the future.Then he raised his head and saw the silver fox walking towards this side, the two of them looked at each other and were stunned at the same time.

This is a chance encounter, and it is also the fateful encounter between the first and second graders, the school grass and the school belle.

Hua Mutie saw that Yinhu sister, who had always been paralyzed, rolled her eyes vividly, and was beyond surprised, "Sister, your eyes can move!"

"Of course it will move." Yinhu really wanted to roll her eyes again, and when she wanted to say something again, she found that Xiao Qiao had already dialed someone's phone number, and said to the other side: "Well, she is here Let's do a square dance here."

After 15 minutes, the study committee members of their class arrived at the scene.

Yinhu wanted to leave, but Zhang Wei's singing had already sounded. Aunt Liu came over to call her, and greeted her warmly, "Xiao Zhao brought her classmates here today, welcome."

Yinhu Xiaozhao's full name is Dong Xiaozhao, and she is a well-known Bingshan beauty in the attached middle school, but today this signboard is here.She looked at the school grass and the study committee of their class who stood beside them with a calm and calm face but were ready to watch the play, and at the same time as the crackling eyes were blazing, a sense of unruliness emerged spontaneously.

Watch it if you like, I am afraid of you.

Tearing is not as good as dancing, learning is not as good as dancing.

Anyway, my mother doesn't plan to fall in love with those little kids in school, who is afraid of whom?

"Just this feeling is so cool!" The music sounded, the dance steps started, the school grassroots and the study committee smiled at the top student, and gave them loving gazes throughout the process.

Sick, these two people are sick.Dong Xiaozhao thought so.

Lin Pian watched intently from the side, his eyes sparkling.In fact, he was startled when the music suddenly sounded just now, but after everyone jumped up, he had no time to think about other things. What are human beings doing?It's weird but also very happy.

After the three songs were over, Dong Xiaozhao returned to Xiao Qiao with Hua Mu Tie.After the dance, she calmed down, and then she noticed Lin Pian next to her, "Who is this? Why did you run out with the horns poked?"

"My name is Lin Pian." Lin Pian introduced himself.

"My name is Dong Xiaozhao." Dong Xiaozhao is actually a generous person, and his facial paralysis is caused by facial muscle stiffness caused by eating some poisonous fruit in the mountains by mistake when he was a child.Then she asked Hua Mutie if she wanted to go to the night show with her, Hua Mutie nodded excitedly, "Yes!"

"Night show?" Xiao Qiao asked.

"Yes, are you coming?" Dong Xiaozhao's face was paralyzed, but there was a hint of provocation in his words.

How could Xiao Qiao be cowardly, the young master was fearless, so the group turned around again.Qian Guo went home first due to health reasons. As for the details about the demon world that he occasionally glimpsed from Hua Mu Tie, this is a secret between him and Hua Mu Tie, and the little man is absolutely tight-lipped.

The night show is in a very luxurious and luxurious cage, this is Lin Pian's first feeling.Hua Mu Tie told him that this layered cage is called the Forbidden City. It used to be called the Forbidden City, and it was the place where the emperor lived.

Lin Pian asked what the emperor was again, Hua Mu Tie tilted his head and thought for a while, and said, "It's the boss of human beings."

"Oh." Now Lin Pian understood.

A group of people climbed over the wall and came to the imperial garden. When they arrived, many monsters had already gathered in the imperial garden.There are many shadow demons rolling in the grass, a few red-eyed rabbits are sitting in the gazebo, a flower demon is leaning against a tree to make up, and the one-eyed young man sitting on the tree does not know what kind of demon it is. It's as half-baked as Lin Pian.

Occasionally, there was a "ding ding ding" Taobao notification sound. Xiao Qiao looked over and found that she was still an acquaintance——Tang Bao, who has been focusing on the clothing business for 30 years.

He was startled when he saw Xiao Qiao appearing here, turned his head around nervously, and reassured after confirming that Shang Si hadn't come, "I just came here to exercise and lose weight, but the place you chose is not the same. It's too far away, just running from home to here has already exhausted my strength, so I don't have the strength to dance."

"Come on, you, you ranked No. 12 in the WeChat campaign, and you've only walked a few steps." Cyclops dismantled his platform without hesitation.

"Hey." Tang Bao scratched his head embarrassingly.

Dong Xiaozhao said: "I chose this place because it's clean at night, it's already six o'clock, let's start, I have to do my homework at night."

Dong Xiaozhao is obviously still the lead dancer here, and what he said carries weight, everyone gathered in the open space one after another, no matter what form or no form, anyway, they danced along with the music.

The dance of monsters is not very different from the dance of humans. In short, it is a chaotic dance of demons.

After Lin Qianfeng watched it for 10 minutes, he began to think about why he followed him here. Wouldn't it be good to stay at home?Xiao Qiao also felt the same way, and this music, the suona was almost out of breath, so that Xiao Qiao felt that she was about to be unable to breathe.

He looked at Lin Pian, who was about to move beside him, and asked, "Do you want to go?"

Lin Pian nodded, then shook his head, unable to make up his mind.

Xiao Qiao said: "Go, this is the first step into human society."

Lin Pian believed it, and joined the Ga Dance team step by step.Sweating under the moonlit night, enjoying life in the music, although he didn't know what he was doing.

Whatever it is, just be happy, this place is much more fun than Du Guang's Field!

So Lin Pian happily danced the only dance he knew how to dance, while Xiao Qiao, with a mysterious smile, snapped a few photos and sent them to Jiu Ge.

Not that little Joe: your little one is doing the courtship dance.

Nine Songs: ...

At this time, Dong Xiaozhao was finally tired from dancing and went back to the gazebo to rest.

Xiao Qiao handed her a bottle of mineral water in a gentlemanly manner, Dong Xiaozhao was stunned for a while, and finally had a slight change in the rumored underworld school girl.

and many more.

Lin Qianfeng next to him is an ordinary person, why is he here? !

Only then did Dong Xiaozhao realize something was wrong, and stared at Lin Qianfeng with a slumped face and wide-eyed eyes.Lin Qianfeng understood and explained: "My eyes are different from ordinary people's. I can see ghosts as well as demons."

So Dong Xiaozhao was relieved, but then she caught another important message, "Can you see ghosts?"

"That's right." Lin Qianfeng nodded, and then pointed at the dancing monsters in a tone that was so calm that he said, "Look, there is a dead palace lady leaning on Tang Bao's shoulder, She was probably stabbed to death by Bai Ling, her tongue was pulled out and grew long. There was also a little eunuch holding a lantern next to the flower demon. His face was very blue and white, as if he had drowned. The lead dancer in the front was a concubine , the women in the harem of the Qing Dynasty all wore flowerpot shoes and stepped on the ground..."

Dong Xiaozhao: "...can you shut up?"

"You told me to say it."

"NO, I have not."

"Actually, they danced very happily and said that you are welcome to come back tomorrow, and they will sing "Welcome to Beijing" for you."

"Do not."

"Then sing "Onnight in Beijing"?"

Get out! ! !