monster study

"Knowing what's wrong, knowing what's wrong, come here quickly! Come here quickly!"

Lu Zhifei was washing the dishes when he suddenly heard Wu Qiangqiang standing outside the kitchen window calling him.Wu Qiangqiang held back a smile, as if he had discovered some big secret, and called Lu Zhifei, and then Taibai Taihei.

A few minutes later, Wu Qiangqiang led them to sneak outside the door of Tibetan Fox's room. Through the half-closed window, they saw Tibetan Fox playing with his mobile phone in the room.

At this time, Xiao Qiao happened to pass by, "What are you doing?"

"Hush!" Wu Qiangqiang hurriedly pulled Xiao Qiao behind him, then pointed to the window mysteriously.Xiao Qiao frowned, and poked her head to look, and saw the Tibetan fox pointing a cell phone at herself, looking for angles, and trying to change her expression, although the expressions were similar in everyone's eyes.

Xiao Qiao was puzzled, "He is..."

"Selfie." Lu Zhifei told the truth.

Wu Qiangqiang said, "Look, I'll just say it's a selfie!"

"It's nothing surprising." Lu Zhifei said, turned around and left, the dishes hadn't been washed yet.If you love to take selfies, you can take selfies. He can accept a bunch of selfies of Tibetan foxes in his mobile phone.

Although it is really amazing to watch a Tibetan fox take a selfie with a mocking face and a serious face.

However, Wu Qiangqiang followed up, and said inscrutably, "If it was just a selfie, do you think I would make such a fuss? I just went in to collect the dishes, and you know what I found? He is using his own selfie as an emoji! It’s really an emoticon pack! He can also make ghost images of himself and add text!”

Lu Zhifei stopped, "..."

Xiao Qiao, who was following behind, also paused, then turned her head decisively, and leaned on the window to look in again.

The Tibetan fox is still taking selfies, and after taking pictures, it is probably looking at the photos. The paw of its right hand swipes across the screen to see if it is dissatisfied with one or the other, and then raises the phone to take a selfie.This time it seemed that he was finally satisfied, and he lowered his head and began to repair.

There was wonder in Xiao Qiao's eyes, feeling that she had been baptized by the new world.After retreating for such a long time, the human world has changed a lot. Why have even monsters become so unpredictable?Isn't their lineage of demon catchers about to go bankrupt?

But at this moment, Tibetan Fox changed his angle again. He wanted to create some phantom for himself, and then rolled his eyes while pulling out the phantom. The effect would definitely be better.

Just do it, he turned his back to the light source, then held up the phone and began to shake his head quickly, one, two, three!Roll your eyes!

"What's going on? Did he have a stroke?" Wu Qiangqiang poked his head out.

Xiao Qiao didn't speak, he felt that he needed to slow down.

The Tibetan fox started to sway again. This time he took a triple shot and felt that it was almost enough, so he looked down at his phone and edited the picture.As a result, he saw on the phone, in the window behind his phantom, a dumbfounded Xiao Qiao on the left, and a dumbfounded Wu Qiangqiang on the right.

Tibetan Fox: "..."

"Why is he frozen?" Wu Qiangqiang was a little nervous.

Lu Zhifei appeared behind them at some point, and said quietly, "Because he found you."

Xiao Qiao, who had already lost two times in a row in the matter of photos, didn't want to say anything.

Wu Qiang Qiang was sweating profusely.

What to do, it's embarrassing.

Super embarrassing.

Would it be more natural to ask him for a set of emoticons at this time?

So embarrassing, but why do I still want to laugh.

Mom, help.

The whole study was mysteriously quiet.

The wind blew across the courtyard, rolled up the fallen leaves, and fell lightly in the small pond.The flowers bloom silently, the years are silent, and the world is quiet.

Very good, that's it, everyone don't talk, to avoid embarrassment.Wu Qiangqiang meditated in his heart, and took a step back quietly, but at this moment, Taibai who was sitting on Xiao Qiao's shoulder suddenly hiccupped.

Taibai hurriedly covered his mouth, but hiccups are contagious, so Taihei also said, "Hiccup."

"belch."

"belch."

"belch."

"belch."

……

The wind blew across the courtyard, and the sound of hiccups filled the courtyard.

Once the taboo switch is pressed, the terrible monster will be released from the cage, open its bloody mouth, and tear them apart.

"Express! Is anyone there?" The express came.

"I have crossed mountains and seas, and I have also crossed mountains and seas of people..." Wu Qiangqiang's cell phone rang.

The noisy background seemed to be mocking their concealment just now.Tibetan Fox silently put down the phone, hugged his legs, rested his chin on his knees, and cast a lonely shadow on the bed.

Help!

This is even more embarrassing!

Not only did Xiao Zangzang break his leg, but his self-esteem was about to be shattered too!Who will save him!

Wu Qiangqiang asked cautiously: "Would you believe me if I said we were just passing by?"

Tibetan Fox didn't answer, he silently picked up the phone.A few seconds later, Wu Qiangqiang received a text message from Lu Zhifei's mobile phone - go away! ! !

Wu Qiangqiang felt a little thankful that he didn't use his emoji, otherwise she might have committed suicide on the spot.

After 10 minutes, everyone finished their work and went back to bed.Maybe after one night, the next day will be a brand new day.

However, when they got together in the living room the next day, they found it was still embarrassing like a mystery.

"I think we have to find a way to mend Zangzang's wounded heart." Wu Qiangqiang said seriously: "We have to tell him that it's normal to use selfies as emojis."

Xiao Qiao couldn't help asking the question she had been thinking about all night, "Did Erkang make the emoticon pack by himself?"

Wu Qiangqiang was silent for a moment, then said, "No."

"Actually, you don't need to do anything, just go as usual." Lu Zhifei said.The way to resolve the embarrassment is to act as if nothing happened, no one mentions it, and this little episode will pass like this.

The effect of this method is quite remarkable. For the next few days, Lu Zhifei will deliver food to the Tibetan fox. Seeing that he is still the same as usual, the Tibetan fox hesitates a few times and asks him to borrow his mobile phone as usual, so the study has resumed the old days. peace.

However, one day, Wu Qiangqiang ran back to the study in a blatant manner, acting as if something was wrong, "We've been made into emojis if we know what's wrong!"

At that time, Lu Zhifei was drawing a design draft. These days, he went into the cloakroom a few times to catch some inspiration, so he was absorbed in the drawing.Hearing Wu Qiangqiang's words, he looked up suspiciously, "Who was made into a meme?"

"Me, and Xiao Qiao!" Wu Qiangqiang showed him the phone excitedly, "Look, this must be the one that Zangzang took that day!"

Lu Zhifei took a look, sure enough.The swaying phantom of the Tibetan fox, as well as the two stunned people in the window, were undoubtedly photographed that day.It's just that the photo has been retouched, and the background has almost been erased. The faces of Wu Qiangqiang and Xiao Qiao have also added beards and glasses. If you don't distinguish carefully, it's hard to tell who it is.The Tibetan fox also seems to have been uploaded by P. The overall look is very unsuitable, but it is very joyful.

"Did he post the emoji package online to share?" Lu Zhifei asked.

"Oh, that's not the point! The point is this!" Wu Qiangqiang excitedly opened someone's Weibo homepage, "Look, the source of this emoticon is not a marketing account dedicated to sharing emoticons, but a private account , and it's a woman!"

female?

Lu Zhifei was slightly surprised. Looking carefully, he saw that it was a blogger named "Apprentice Magician Bala Gong", a female gender, with thousands of Weibo posts and about seven or eight hundred fans. It was a very ordinary private account.Looking through her previous Weibo, playing games, chasing stars, engaging in CP, and eating dirt, it is impossible to be Tibetan Fox herself.

Apprentice magician Bala Gong: Hahahaha got a new expression, I laughed so hard!I love Tibetan foxes!Tibetan fox loves me!Refill!

"Hey, tell me, does this person know Zangzang? Otherwise, why would she have this picture?" Wu Qiang Qiang was full of gossip.

"Maybe."

"Zhifei, it's not good for you, youth is a restless season!" Wu Qiangqiang patted Lu Zhifei's shoulder like an impassioned poet, "Look, even Tibetans living on the plateau have Netizens, do you know the beginning of being a netizen? It’s love, love! And you live in this colorful world, how can you have no longing for love at all?”

"Sister Qiang Qiang, have you lost your love recently?" Lu Zhifei was helpless.

Wu Qiangqiang waved his hand, red hair fluttering, heroic, "I know you are not a brother, you can't say that. The old ones don't go, the new ones don't come. Those who want to chase me can line up from here to Xizhimen!"

Lu Zhifei smiled.

Wu Qiangqiang saw that he was so indifferent, and hated that iron could not become steel, "I mean, you should have a relationship. Drawing design drafts all day long, the clothes will not become a girlfriend. And what you draw are all men's clothes , why don’t you draw a skirt, the skirt can also be made for your girlfriend to wear.”

Having said that, Wu Qiangqiang's attention shifted to Lu Zhifei's design draft again, he bent down to take a closer look, and was amused, "The style of this toga with large sleeves and this pattern, Si Ye must look good in it." .”

"Really." Lu Zhifei didn't pay attention at first, but when Wu Qiangqiang said it, he realized that the dress he was drawing was really suitable for Shang Si.The toga with big sleeves and bright red splashes of ink must have been worn in a very unrestrained style. Among the people Lu Zhifei knew, only Shang Si could hold back.

Lu Zhifei thought about it, a little lost in thought.At this time, Wu Qiangqiang thought of something again, shook his head and sighed: "Speaking of which, the fourth master is also true. He usually tells him to fall in love, but he doesn't go. Tell me, the beautiful fox demon, the valiant heroine, and The beautiful Huadan in the pear garden, who is not good, he knows how to copy teapots, listen to operas, amuse birds and read books all day long, I have never seen him have a crush on anyone, he deserves to be a single dog for thousands of years."

"He's called Wannian single turtle." Suddenly, Xiao Qiao's voice came from behind.

"Look, even Xiao Qiao knows it." Wu Qiangqiang suddenly became excited, and the chatterbox was opened and could not be closed again.So Lu Zhifei had no choice but to draw the design draft while listening to her and Xiao Qiao complaining about business affairs.

After a while, Xiao Qiao suddenly said something surprising, "Actually, when I was in Shanghai, there was someone by my side for a while."

"I do not know how?!"

"During that time, you were not there, my teacher's old illness relapsed, and it was inconvenient for Brother Nanying to travel far away, so the fourth master brought medicine from Beiping and stayed in Shanghai for a while. According to the instructions, let me go to Paramount to meet with someone. As soon as I went, I saw a woman with fourth master. That woman is the pillar there, and it is said that fourth master goes to praise her every day. "

Wu Qiangqiang was speechless, "I can't tell, Fourth Master never mentioned it."

"There are many things he didn't mention to you." Xiao Qiao recalled carefully, her thoughts traveled through time and space, and returned to the Shili Foreign Market that year.

"Hey, it's Master Qiao who is here, please, please."

The footsteps of the welcome guests walked to the second floor.Xiao Qiao walked beside the handrail, tapping the cane lightly on the metal floor, her eyes hidden behind the gold-rimmed glasses glanced at the fragrant clothes and temples below.Chong Ming followed behind him, holding his wide-brimmed top hat with one hand, wherever the servant and master went, everyone looked sideways.

"Didn't Qiao's mansion hold a funeral just last month? This young master carried the coffin to the ancestral grave. He should still be in mourning now, right? Why did you come back so soon?"

"Yeah, the Qiao family doesn't know what happened to them. Mr. Qiao and Mrs. Qiao are good people. Why did they die and leave a child? I heard that the side branches of the Qiao family are not fuel-efficient lamps. Keep one What kind of scene can a teenager survive?"

"Let's not talk about whether the town can live in the town. My parents died only a month ago, and I couldn't wait to come to Paramount. The young master of the Qiao family is really careless. He wants to eat, drink and have fun at a young age. No one cares about him, it's fine now..."

Gossip is always everywhere.

The man behind him was visibly angry, and his murderous aura was wrapped in a cold chill, which made the hearts of others tremble.But just as he was about to step forward, a cane stretched out to stop him, and the young man's cold voice was noble and elegant, "Chongming."

With just one sentence from the young man, the man let go of all his anger and obediently stood behind him.

The manager leading the way didn't change his face, and stretched out his hand, "Please."

Xiao Qiao nodded her head, showing a gentle manner and not being shocked by favor or humiliation, which made others look at her with admiration.

At this time, there was a sudden commotion below, and Xiao Qiao stopped when she was about to move, and turned around to look down.The melodious and lazy jazz was still playing, but the people on the dance floor stopped dancing at some point.In the middle of the crowd, a man in a suit with a curly back stopped a beautiful woman with a haughty look.

The woman seemed unwilling to dance with him. Although she was smiling, there was a lot of refusal in her words.Xiao Qiao scanned the crowd condescendingly, and saw the man's subordinates in the crowd at a glance.

Chong Ming leaned over and whispered in Xiao Qiao's ear, "People from Huacheng Society."

Xiao Qiao narrowed her eyes slightly, but said nothing.However, the situation on the dance floor below was on the verge of breaking out. The woman was beautiful, and she would usually grab the person who helped her get ahead, but facing this man at this time, no one dared to step forward to stop her.

But here in Shanghai Beach, there are more poor people and more hateful people.Who is really pitiful, and who is simply hateful?

Xiao Qiao was not interested in this kind of affairs on the court of love and moon, so after a few glances, she stopped watching.However, just as he turned around, a lazy voice caught his attention.

He turned around to look again, and saw that Fourth Master Shang, who always appeared in the teacher's mouth, was actually here, with a moon white gown covered with black gauze, and he was dressed in a celebrity style.Holding a folding fan behind his back, he walked to the center of the dance floor step by step.

He glanced at the man up and down, left, right, left, right, and then with a smile in his eyes, the folding fan lifted the woman's chin, "This girl is nice, I want it."

Even if it is mentioned again after many years, Xiao Qiao still has to admit that Shang Si at that moment had a lot of aura.Although he seemed careless, no one dared to disturb him until he finished speaking.

Wu Qiangqiang longed for it, "What about the later?"

"later……"

"What happened afterwards, Bai Mudan." The sudden voice made the three startled.

Xiao Qiao suddenly turned around, and saw Shang Si standing behind him, looking at him with a smile.Wu Qiangqiang stood up in surprise, "Fourth Master, you are back!"