monster study

At six o'clock in the morning, a certain man was walking slowly on a quiet street full of plane trees with a bowl of strawberries in his hand, listening to two stupid and cute subordinates crying and complaining.

"Master, it's terrible! It's only been 100 years, and they're actually driving underground!"

"Yeah, yeah, it's very fast, swish, swish, and it's gone! Like a big centipede, it scared me to death..."

"Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)

"Also, their buildings are so tall! So—big!"

"Yes yes yes, I lost my way while walking QAQ"

……

"Then why don't you just lose yourselves?" Shang Si asked them puzzledly, then threw the empty glass bowl back and stepped on it with his right foot.

boom--

The Great Demon King opened his hands, and the fallen leaves on the ground whirled and floated into the night sky by themselves without wind.Black demonic aura spread from the soles of the feet, like air, mist, and electricity. In an instant, it was like a black cloud overwhelming the city, covering all the surrounding scenery.

For a moment, the sparrow was silent.

The two chubby men barely caught the glass bowl, and when they raised their eyes, they saw the familiar chair appearing in the middle of the road.It was a large, low-back Nanguan hat chair, the favorite of Shang Si's many collections, made of huanghuali wood, the back of the chair was inlaid with nanmu galls, and suet white jade was used as the base.

Shang Si sat down, and the blackness slowly settled, revealing a bright moon.

"Where are people? Do you want me to invite you out?" Shang Si leaned on the armrest, already holding an extra purple sand teapot in his hand.Shangsi held the pot and played with it, just like he was in Liyuan back then.

Suddenly there was a rustling voice in the black mist.

The slowly settling black mist was stirred, and there were footsteps.

From the east came a graceful young girl.

From the west came a chunky office worker with glasses.

There is also an old man with a gray beard leaning on crutches, and a young lady with big eyes wearing a panda one-piece pajamas and holding a plush toy.

Walk forward slowly.

Shang Si raised his eyebrows and flicked his big sleeves. The black mist was like the yellow sand that rose outside the customs back then. The girls messed up their hairstyles, and the office workers lost their glasses. All of them were covered in black air, and then they returned to their original shapes with bang bang bang.

Take off the human skin, these guys are much more normal.

"Fourth Master, you are awake! This is a great thing!"

"Fourth Master, you are finally back, you miss us so much!"

"Hahahaha Fourth Master, long time no see..." The voice was weak.

"Yes, yes, look at this enchantment, I haven't seen such a decent enchantment in many years..."

……

"Rabbits, wild boars, old bamboos, and... tapirs?" Shang Si didn't bother to care about them, looking at the black and white chubby, sleeping for 100 years, this area is a newcomer.

Yuan Gungun was still speaking in a childish voice, "No, no, no, I won't be called by that name anymore. My name is Giant Panda, a national treasure!"

Shang Si looked at the pair of eyes that seemed to be beaten by someone, and the chubby figure, a little confused, "This guy can also be a national treasure?"

He has only slept for 100 years, what happened in the world?

The rabbit squatted on the ground, moving its three-petal mouth, "Isn't it, I think I am much cuter than it."

Mentioning this, Yuan Gungun is heartbroken. When he took human form and came to Huahua World from the [-] mountains in Bashu, most human beings didn't know what the hell a giant panda is.As a result, not long after he arrived, the main body became popular!

"If I had known I would not have changed shape, I only need to eat bamboo and sell cute every day, how good my life is! Last time I went to the zoo, Lao Wang's tortoise son even made fun of me like an old man! He is a fairy Banban!" The soft and waxy child's voice, the old-fashioned tone, occasionally mixed with a few dialect swear words.

Shang Si kicked it into the air, "Don't call me Lao Tzu in front of me, I have goosebumps!"

The other three were silent at once, thinking about how to pass this level, when they suddenly heard Shang Si ask: "What is being cute?"

"Huh?" The three of them were a little confused.

At this moment, Yuan Gun Gun, who rolled on the ground a few times, rolled back again, "Fourth Master, being cute is just pretending to be cute. Human beings will feel heartache when they see it. When they hold their hearts, they feel like they're going to cringe."

"Shut up." Shang Si directly threw a puff of air and sealed his mouth.

The other demons cried and mourned again.

"Hey, life is hard now. The price of goods is rising every day, and the house price is so high. If you go online to flirt with handsome guys, you will think that I am not an Internet celebrity. Isn't my mother naturally beautiful?"

"Don't talk about it, I call every day, and when I hear that I sell insurance, some people scold me."

"You are all too young, how can the human world be so easy to mess up." Old Zhuzi shook his green bamboo leaves, "You haven't caught up with the time when Fourth Master roamed the demon world..."

Shang Si interrupted him, "Speaking of which, where are the other monsters?"

The old bamboo saluted him respectfully, and the bamboo leaves rattled, "Back to the fourth master, didn't we fight in those years, our monsters also died of casualties, human beings have recovered from these years, we can't do it. Nowadays, human beings are all engaged in high technology, which makes the vitality of the world less and less, and fourth master, you have been sleeping all the time. There is no one to take care of the little monsters in this area, so ah, most of them have moved to other areas. But you are awake now That's all right, the study is still at the original location, no one has touched it, and it can be reopened at any time."

Shang Si frowned, it seemed that he had really missed many things after sleeping for 100 years.

In the past, eyes were closed and opened, but it was just a different emperor, but now... what high technology?

Shang Si could only think of those broken steam back then.

Look up, a bright moon shines in the sky.

It is true that there are endless generations in life, and Jiang Yue is only similar year after year.

But looking at the bleak appearance of the bright moon, the heaven and the earth are rising now, and it is really not as good as before.

"Is the old man okay?" Shang Si sat up straight holding the teapot.

Old Zhuzi replied, "Everyone is well, except that the sixth master is gone. During the war, the sixth master went to Kunlun Mountain at an appointment and never came back."

Shang Si was silent. When he woke up, he heard that his old friend had gone west. He was really upset.

"Tomorrow, clean up the study and reopen it." Shang Si said, with a wave of his hand, the black air suddenly dissipated, and the barrier slowly disappeared.

The little demons hurriedly turned into human form, and saw that Shang Si had disappeared even the chair, and was about to run away, but saw the black air lingering around, and Shang Si's figure reappeared, entangled in the black mist, Long hair like a waterfall, voice as cold as frost, "I've been busy with the sorrow of spring and autumn, but I forgot. Where did Wu Qiang Qiang hide his two hundred and five?"

"Cough." The bunny girl behind laughed dryly, "She said she went away to visit relatives."

"Visiting relatives?" Shang Si narrowed his eyes, "Tell her to come see me tomorrow, or I will let her go to the Samsara Road to find her ancestors!"

boom--

The voice fell, and the black air completely dissipated.

Like a gust of wind, the unobservable breeze took away the frightening color, and appeared in the bedroom in an instant.

The hem of the clothes drooped quietly, and two fat guys hitchhiking rolled down from it.

At this time, Shang Si suddenly sensed something, turned his head and looked out of the window, and saw a paper crane flying in, holding a familiar peach blossom in its mouth.

Shang Si stretched out his hand, palm facing up.The paper crane opened its mouth and let the flower fall on Shang Si's palm.

An elegant and soothing voice slowly came to my ears.

"My friend Shang Si, I am very relieved to hear that you have awakened. I look forward to our reunion soon. However, the world has gone through a hundred years of vicissitudes. I hope you will cherish it and integrate into the new world as soon as possible. Old friend, Nan Ying."

Every big monster lives in a different area, no matter how good the friendship is, they always have to divide their territories.But if the distance is not far, you can always feel it.

Then Shang Si received several letters one after another, with the same contents.

For this comparison, Shang Si even wanted to pluck out all the hairs of Wu Qiang Qiang's little goblin.

"Master, master!" The two little fat men hid at Shang Si's feet again, hugging his ankles and twitching, "That monster is singing again! It's scary!"

Shang Si raised his forehead, he has only slept for 100 years, what the hell is this? !

On the other side, Lu Zhifei also had a headache.

Ma Yanyan bombarded him repeatedly and asked him where he went last night.Of course, Lu Zhifei couldn't tell the truth, so he said that it was a former friend who came to Beijing to play, so he went to the local area to accompany him, because the person came suddenly, and he just visited Lu Zhifei by the way, so he didn't say anything.

But Ma Yanyan, who is carefree and heartless on weekdays, is extremely sensitive about this kind of matter.Sniffing Lu Zhifei's body with his dog's nose, he insisted that something was tricky.

You must know that Lu Xicao is famous for his self-discipline, such a thing of not returning home at night has never happened, it is even rarer than June Feixue!

"What is this?" Ma Yanyan sharply saw the book Lu Zhifei put on the bed, with a simple blue cover, or a thread-bound book.

Lu Zhifei couldn't protect him enough, and Ma Yanyan had already opened the pages, but the order in which the ancients read books was reversed from that of modern people. He thought he had opened the first page, but it was actually the last page.And the last page is where Shang Si signed.

"What are these two words?"

Xueba Tong Jiashu glanced at it and recognized it with the eyesight of a champion in the calligraphy competition for elementary and middle school students, "Shang Si, in traditional characters."

"Oh? Shang Si? Shang Si?" Ma Yanyan suddenly showed a smile of "I've seen through everything" and bumped Lu Zhifei with his shoulder, "Quickly tell me the truth, who is this Shang Si? Is it your friend?"

Lu Zhifei didn't admit it or deny it, and simply let Ma Yanyan misunderstand, diverted his attention, and took the book back calmly.

"Short oil~ don't be shy." Ma Yanyan covered her face and winked at Lu Zhifei shyly.Don't look at him as a man, but he is small, with red lips and white teeth, and there is really no sense of disobedience in doing it.

Tong Jiashu, who was sitting in front of the desk, raised his head, and said to Lu Zhifei, "I think you have a reputation of being gay and nine out of ten men being brought out by him like this."

Ma Yanyan suddenly became unhappy, "Tong Jiashu! Let me tell you, don't look at me like this. I used to be on the school basketball team! Look at my muscles!"

Ma Yanyan gesticulated in a Tyson pose, her face was flushed red, and she mustered a little muscle.

Tong Jiashu declined to comment, took off his pair of antique gold-rimmed glasses, stood up, and looked down at the small slope of Ma Yanyan with his height of 1.8 meters.Tong Jiashu wears glasses and does not wear glasses, and his temperament is completely different. He is a schoolmaster and a bandit.

Lu Zhifei put the book away slowly, and then patted Tong Jiashu on the shoulder, "Tong Jiashu, the school basketball team, active."

"Hmph." Ma Yanyan breathed out through her nostrils, "I changed my career to play football!"

Soon it was time for Lu Zhifei to work, he rode his bicycle out as usual, and temporarily put the matter of the monster's study in the back of his mind.

On the noisy street, the red light turned into a green light. Lu Zhifei rode along without distraction, but he didn't see that on the street he just passed, a big and a small were strutting through the city.