monster study

The teacher was not there, and the two students in the classroom began to desert.

Shen Zang poked Lu Zhifei's arm with a pen, "Well, how long have you been studying here?"

"More than a month." Lu Zhifei said while answering the question, and when he finished speaking, he saw a little more admiration in Shen Zang's eyes.

"He is also so strict to you?" Shen Zang recalled the experience of studying here in the past few days, and it was really painful.

However, Lu Zhifei said calmly, "Actually, it's nothing, because before coming here, I went through three years of kindergarten, six years of elementary school, three years of junior high school, three years of high school, and then passed the college entrance examination."

Shen Zang was silent for a while, and said, "It's really not easy for you humans."

"It's okay." Because Lu Zhifei was a top student since he was a child, he didn't feel that deeply.

Shen Zang is still worried about his future, human culture is too difficult to learn, how good it is to post emojis.Shen Zang sighed while writing, unaware that Shang Si had already stood beside him, looking at him leisurely.

"Hey..." Shen Zang sighed again.

Shang Si folded his hands behind his back and leaned over, "Do you have any dissatisfaction with me?"

Shen Zang was shocked, and quickly shook his head, "No, no!"

"No." Shang Si straightened up leisurely, then walked back to his seat slowly, picked up the book, and smiled at Shen Zang, "Do you think I will believe it? Take the shit you just wrote Copy things that don't make sense to me a hundred times."

Shen Zang wanted to cry, but turned to look at Lu Zhifei.

But what can Lu Zhifei do?Shang Si threw a book over and said, "See what's the use of it. If you don't want to copy it, take this book and read it in the yard."

Shen Zang thought to himself, reading is fine, although he can't write, he knows most of the human characters.Then he quickly picked up the book and opened it to read.

Lu Zhifei glanced at the cover of the book - "Jin Ping Mei"

Really a very good book.

At this moment, two little fat guys rushed in, "Master, master, Tang Bao is here!"

Halfway through the run, when they saw Lu Zhifei, the two chubby guys changed lanes again, one heroically jumped into Lu Zhifei's arms, rubbing his head against his stomach, "Lu Lu, Lu Lu!"

Lu Zhifei patted their heads, straightened the two of them, and let them sit on his cross-legged legs.Not to mention how well-behaved the two chubby guys were, they stood next to Lu Zhifei with a satisfied face.

Shang Si couldn't see it, and then he felt that Tang Bao's name sounded familiar, who was it?

Suddenly, a joyful exclamation sounded, "Wow, Jin Ping Mei! This little brother, you have so much taste! Come, brother, come and discuss with you!"

Before people arrive, the sound is heard first.Shen Zang turned his head to look, and saw a five or six-year-old fat man wearing a big yellow duck jumpsuit and holding a lollipop standing behind him, trying to poke his head over.

"It was you... talking just now?" Shen Zang was a little uncertain.

Fat Duner patted him on the shoulder old-fashionedly, "It's me."

The merchant in that compartment glared at Taibai Taihei, "Who let him in?"

"Hey, the master is fierce, so scary!" Taibai Taihei hugged Lu Zhifei tightly, with his backer, he was not afraid of him at all.

Lu Zhifei rubbed their heads and said softly, "Don't be afraid."

Shang Si will be pissed off by them, and one or two will rebel.At this time, Tang Bao had secretly instructed Shen Zang to turn the book to which page and which page, saying that there was a mysterious treasure inside.Shen Zang didn't doubt that he was there, turned it over, and carefully read the contents above.In just a few lines, Shen Zang's face was already burning.

He quickly closed the book, and heard Tang Bao covering his stomach and laughing beside him, "Hahahahahaha, how can there be such a pure and innocent person, who is actually blushing..."

That laugh was so cheap, Shen Zang's face turned even redder, like a ripe square tomato.

Lu Zhifei glanced at him, then looked at Tang Bao, and said, "Stop laughing, you have tooth decay."

Hearing this, all the monsters looked over at the same time, Tang Bao hurriedly covered his mouth, and all the laughter stopped abruptly.

Lu Zhifei always has a way to make people shut up instantly.

But at this time, Shang Si took out a pair of pliers out of nowhere, and stared at Tang Bao maliciously, "I heard that you have tooth decay?"

Tang Bao trembled all over, "Fourth Master, Fourth Master, calm down."

"I'm very calm." Shang Si reminded kindly, the pliers in his hand cracked, "Don't talk, your decayed teeth will be exposed when you talk."

Tang Bao swallowed his saliva, pursed his mouth and dared not speak.But then he remembered that he was here to do business.

But how do you talk with your mouth pursed?

Tang Bao felt bitter. These two people killed one and set fire to the other. They were too bullying.After hesitating for a while, he took a step back, "Fourth Master, Fourth Master, you really need to help this time, otherwise my store won't be able to continue!"

"None of my business." Shang Si said.

"Fourth master, there is a ghost!" Tang Bao's expression was terrified, "There is a ghost!"

"Ghost?" Shen Zang was surprised.

"Yes, yes!" Tang Bao nodded again and again, "Let me tell you, it's too scary. Didn't I open a clothing store on Taobao? A few days ago, someone came to my place and asked if I had shrouds for sale. Of course I said no." Ah, I don’t do that kind of business. Then the other party didn’t mention the shroud, and just said that there are some nice clothes in my store, so I placed the order. I didn’t think much, and let the courier deliver it, because it’s It’s in the same city, so it can arrive in the afternoon. What do you know, the courier sent it over there to see, it’s a haunted house!”

"There are so many ghost houses in old Peking, is it worth your fuss?" Shang Si didn't take it very seriously.

Tang Bao hurriedly argued, "There's more in the back! Isn't there no one in the haunted house, and then the courier wanted to return the package for me, but the bag of clothes caught fire by itself! It's not a big deal, the key is The clothes were burnt, but here it shows that the other party has received the package, and even gave me a five-star praise!"

"Five-star praise, money and goods, what are you dissatisfied with?" Shang Si turned the pliers in his hand and said, "Maybe the courier is messing with you."

Tang Bao became serious, "No, I was worried later, thinking that I was a monster anyway, so I wasn't afraid. So I went to see it secretly at night, and the place was indeed a haunted house, eerie. There was no one around. It happened to be dark, and I saw a rickshaw running past me. My mother sold it without passengers or drivers. Just such an empty car passed me. I was so frightened! I wanted to calm things down, but this morning I received another order from the ghost house. The person told me on Wangwang that after wearing my clothes last time, his friends said they looked good, so he wanted to buy two from me."

Shang Si finally became interested and raised his eyebrows, "And then? Did you sell it to him?"

"How dare I not sell it!" Tang Bao cried, "What if the other party is really a ghost? Hey, even ghosts can shop on Taobao these days, and tell me how cute it is, can it be okay?" , you say that if I have a piece of clothing that doesn’t suit their wishes, I have no place to reason when they give me a bad review. You say that I am a national treasure, why is it so miserable, the old king in the zoo will definitely laugh at me next time I can't live this day, what hope does Baosheng have..."

Tang Bao's mournful voice made those who heard it sad and those who heard it cry.

So Shang Si said: "Oh, then you go to die."

Tang Bao is really sad now, what is the law of heaven!How innocent is the baby!Sun his fairy board!

In fact, Shang Si had imitated Lu Zhifei's tone of voice just now, and he thought to himself that he had imitated the tone of "Oh".

He looked at Lu Zhifei, but Lu Zhifei refused to comment on it, and only said to Tang Bao: "If you eat less sugar, maybe your teeth will live longer."

"Stop talking about my tooth decay! Tooth decay has dignity!" Tang Bao jumped.

There was no wave on Lu Zhifei's calm face, "Oh."

This seems to be a mockery of Shang Si, a poor imitator.

Shang Si smiled. He decided that even if Lu Zhifei answered all the questions correctly when correcting the test paper, he would deduct 61 points from Lu Zhifei.

Today's young man doesn't respect teachers at all.

"Are you going to help me?" Tang Bao asked eagerly, "That courier brother refused to help me deliver things there. I don't dare to go by myself."

Shen Zang was a little confused, "Are there really ghosts in this world?"

Shang Si said: "Since there are demons, why can't there be ghosts? Otherwise, wouldn't Mr. Xing be unemployed?"

Shen Zang didn't know who Xing Jun was, but he told him a truth during his life in the study, it's better not to ask too many questions, only by being a quiet and handsome man can he live a long and long life.

"Did you bring the clothes you want to send?" Shang Si asked.

"Bring it, bring it!" Tang Bao nodded quickly, turned around and dragged out a package from behind, "Look, three pieces of clothing, one men's and two women's, are all hot styles."

Everyone looked over, but Lu Zhifei frowned involuntarily, "Two women and one man..."

Speaking of dead people and ghosts, this ratio of personnel suddenly reminded him of something.

Seeing his frown, Shang Si asked, "What's the matter?"

"Some time ago, there was a murder case in the university town. Three students drowned to death. They happened to be two women and one man."

"Such a coincidence?" Tang Bao was surprised.

"It's such a coincidence." Shang Si suddenly laughed, "I also suddenly remembered something. The address of the haunted house you mentioned used to be a theater called Chuhua Grand Theater. I also watched "Mu Guiying" there. In command."

"That's such a coincidence!" Tang Bao suddenly got excited, "Fourth Master, why don't you go to the old place to revisit?"

"Okay." Shang Si was unexpectedly cheerful.

Tang Bao raised his brows with joy, "Then I'll leave this bag of clothes to Fourth Master, thank you!"

So half an hour later, Tang Bao, who had learned to be grateful, stood alone in front of the haunted house, wanting to cry without tears.Behind him, Shangsi, Lu Zhifei, Shen Zang, and Taibai Taihei stood in a row across the street, looking at him with their sleeves down, like old men basking in the sun under the wall in Beijing.

"Can you come over here?" Tang Bao was a little timid.

Shang Si waved at him, "Be brave."

Brave your sister.

Tang Bao took a deep breath, "Is anyone there? Your courier has arrived!"

The voice echoed in the empty old street, spreading like a dizzy water.In the dark night, there are leaves rustling, and there is a faint sound of wind passing through the dilapidated windows, sometimes like a low whimper, sometimes like nails scraping a blackboard.

Other than that, there was no other sound around.

No answers, no voices, not to mention the hustle and bustle of the bustling city a block away.

Tang Bao felt a chill in his heart, and suddenly, "Ding Dong!" came out suddenly, making him tremble with fright.It took a few seconds to realize that it was Wangwang's voice, so I quickly opened it to take a look.

It doesn't matter if you look at it, it's startling when you see it.

I saw that the ghost house customer sent him a new message: I received the express delivery, the clothes are very beautiful, I will come to visit again next time, okay~

Then Tang Bao almost subconsciously dug out the latest customer reviews. A five-star review was posted a second ago, but the courier is still in his hands!

Tang Bao had goosebumps all over his body, but at this moment, a light of fire rose from before his eyes, and he hurriedly threw the package in his hand, and saw that the package was surrounded by flames in an instant, and burned before it hit the ground It was clean, not even a trace of ashes.

"Damn chicken!" Tang Bao took three steps back, almost unable to hold back his original shape.

And just as he finished speaking, he vaguely heard the giggles of a girl lingering in the air.Silver bells of laughter, as the human article says!

It's fucking scary!Why do humans have such metaphors!I am so surprised!

"Fourth Master help me ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!" Tang Bao ran back, but no matter how he ran, he seemed to be far away from them.But obviously... He was already out of breath from running!

How wide is this street? !

Thinking of this, Tang Bao suddenly staggered and fell to the ground.After a soft bang of smoke burst, a chubby panda sat on the ground with a dazed expression on its face. When it looked up, it saw a polite gentleman in front of him helping a charming young lady get off the rickshaw, and a jeweled lady stepping on her graceful legs. The footsteps brought a burst of fragrance, and the neon lights lit up on the side of the road, illuminating the drivers waiting for business under the wall.

He raised his neck stiffly, and looked at the big characters on the bright front courtyard - Chuhua Grand Theater.