monster study

There was no class the next morning, so Lu Zhifei resigned at the cafe early in the morning.Walking out of the store, Shang Si was waiting beside the green belt, with his hands in his sleeves, watching the traffic.

Lu Zhifei pushed the bicycle and walked over, "Let's go, I'll take you to get your hair cut first."

"Human scissors can't cut my hair. I have a special barber, follow me."

"Oh." Lu Zhifei had no objection, and followed him on a bicycle.

But after a few steps, Shang Si stopped again, "Why do you ride a bike, but I have to walk?"

"Your hair is too long, it will get caught in the wheels." Lu Zhifei looked calm and took it for granted.

Shang Si glared at him, he would not be choked by a mere human at will, put the tied hair in front and held it in his hands, strode to the back seat of the bicycle and sat down, bossing around, "Pedal."

Lu Zhifei was speechless, so he had no choice but to take him by bicycle.Lu Zhifei was very focused when riding a bicycle. The wind blew his bangs, revealing his smooth forehead and delicate eyebrows. The fine beads of sweat on his forehead reflected the sunlight.

He thought while riding: Shang Si is really heavy.

But Shang Si was still urging, "Hurry up."

Get off the bridge, hit!

The wind blew the clothes of the two of them, it was really a tall bridge, and it was a refreshing gust of wind.Shang Si whistled, feeling happy.

Suddenly, there was a corner ahead.

Shang Si hurriedly patted Lu Zhifei on the back, "Turn the corner! Turn the corner!"

How strong is the Great Demon King? Lu Zhifei was almost slapped with old blood by him. Relying on his superb driving skills, he made a [-]-degree drift and swung his tail neatly.

The old man on crutches who was waiting for the red light at the intersection was dumbfounded.

"Just go to the third house at the entrance of the alley." Finally arrived at the destination, but Lu Zhifei didn't slow down.

He has experience, nothing wrong.

Shang Si is an old antique, who hasn't been in the car for a few times, and bumped into Lu Zhifei's back in a daze, and almost got a nosebleed.

"Hiss..." Shang Si rubbed his nose, and before he could cry out that it hurts, Lu Zhifei covered his stomach and supported the bicycle, with a blank expression on his face, and shouted, "It hurts."

fart!Do you have that painful expression!

"Come here." Shang Si stretched out his hand with a dark face.

Lu Zhifei took a step back, "No."

"come here."

"No."

"come here."

……

A passing child raised his head and said to his mother, "Mom, these two uncles are so childish!"

As soon as the kid finished speaking, he saw one of the long-haired uncles turn his head and stare at him.He was smiling, but his eyes were wide open, and his face seemed to be covered with countless large characters: die die die die die...

The child burst into tears, and his mother quickly took him away.

Lu Zhifei refused to comment, and looked up at the name of the barbershop—Junjun Barbershop.

A barber shop located in a remote alley, just by looking at the old signboard and the debris piled up in front of the door, you can roughly describe the appearance of the barber shop - about 50 to [-] years old, male, plain clothes, the most important thing is that the hair must be Not very dense.

Facts have proved that Lu Zhifei is completely right.

It's just that the boss felt like he had seen a ghost when he saw Shang Si, but he still wanted to pretend to be happy to welcome the leader to guide him. Lu Zhifei felt sorry for him.

"Oh, look who's here. It's fourth master. It's been a long time. Hehehehe, why are you free to come to my place today?" The boss rubbed his hands, carefully keeping a distance of five meters from him.

Shang Si glanced at him sideways, and sat down on the chair like an old man, "I can't just come to see you and shave my head."

"Okay, okay, what hairstyle do you want to cut today?"

"Thirty-seven."

"Still the same as back then?"

"As usual."

"okay."

The boss moved his hands swiftly and wiped his waist. He didn't see where he took out a cloth bag. It is also engraved with complicated patterns, which is very beautiful.

While shaving his head, he said, "Fourth Master, to tell you the truth, I have cut the hair of countless people over the years, but no matter how beautiful it is, it can't compare to a single strand of your hair, Fourth Master."

Lu Zhifei suddenly felt a little cold and got goosebumps.

"Thinking about the romantic people in these forty-nine cities back then, how could they compare to your fourth master? It's Lord Baylor and Dr. Yang who are not imitating, but they are better than now. Now, the generation is not as good as the generation. , those little youngsters insist on killing Matt and playing hot dyeing, messy, how can they appreciate the charm of three to seven points..."

"Come on." Shang Si waved his hand, but he didn't want to hear him brag about the past.In his eyes, that year was just a few days ago, and there was nothing to mention, "Are you still thinking about that little girl? It's been a hundred years, and the signboard hasn't been changed yet."

The boss smiled and said nothing.

Lu Zhifei remembered that the signboard, Junjun, turned out to be a woman's name.

At this time, the boss finally noticed Lu Zhifei who came in later, and greeted him warmly, "Brother, do you also cut your hair?"

Shang Si glanced at him, "That's my new recruit."

From an angle that Shang Si couldn't see, the boss secretly gave Lu Zhifei a thumbs up—how ​​dare he be the little brother of the Great Demon King, what a hero!

Lu Zhifei: "..."

The hair was cut soon, Shang Si changed into a refreshing hairstyle, and the happiness of the whole person soared.Yesterday Lao Zhuzi just sold an antique for him, and now Shang Si has a lot of money in his pocket, so he enthusiastically asked Lu Zhifei to take him to buy clothes.It is said that there are shopping malls opened by human beings now, and they have everything in them, which is very convenient.

After entering the shopping mall, Shang Si realized that he still underestimated human beings.There is really everything here, food, drink, clothes, shoes, and many strange shops that Shang Si can't recognize.

Wait, what happened to that store?

As Lu Zhifei was walking, he found that Shang Si stopped suddenly, and looked over suspiciously, and saw Shang Si staring at an underwear store with his eyes wide open and his mouth open in surprise.

"Wow..." Shang Si put his hands together in his sleeves and exclaimed.

Red, yellow, black, big, small, everything!In broad daylight, the universe is clear, B cup or C cup?what is that?

Probably because Shang Si's eyes were too hot, the girls who were shopping in the underwear store couldn't help but look back.Fortunately, Shang Si is good-looking, otherwise someone must have rushed to beat him.

Lu Zhifei hurried over to pull Shang Si away, but he didn't expect that after the underwear store, Shang Si seemed to turn on some switch and couldn't stop at all.

"What's this?" Shang Si stared at an ice cream machine and didn't leave.

"Ice cream."

Shang Si saw the girl next to him gulping happily, with a strange expression on his face, "Isn't this shape so difficult that it doesn't look like shit?"

Lu Zhifei hurriedly took a step back, and Shang Si alone accepted tens of thousands of stares.

Lu Zhifei came back again, calmly bought a vanilla flavored one, and asked him, "Can you pull a shit like this? Pull one and let me see?"

Shang Si: "..."

Clerk brother: both of you go for me!It also prevents people from doing business!

After a while.

"What is this?" Shang Si asked, licking the ice cream he snatched from Lu Zhifei.

Lu Zhifei said with a cold face, "Public toilet."

Standing on the escalator, Shang Si was even worse. Looking at the black heads in front of him, he suddenly felt emotional: "If the old lady Cixi is allowed to sit here, everyone will be arrested and beheaded."

"No." Lu Zhifei said.

"why?"

Lu Zhifei didn't answer anymore, the answer was in his heart - because you are the most dick among thousands of people, who would you kill if you don't?But if you have a thick skin, you won't die if you cut it for more than a hundred years.

Shang Si was soon attracted by other things, and had no time to think about the question just now.He looked at the clothes full of skulls and all kinds of strange patterns printed on the window, with rivets and a lot of tassels, put his hands in the sleeves, and shook his head, "Tsk tsk, human aesthetics is raped by the bull demon king." Yet?"

Lu Zhifei: "..."

Shang Si said again: "There is another one, to print people on clothes to ward off evil spirits?"

Lu Zhifei: "..."

"Why are these pants full of holes? The same goes for the shoes, tsk tsk, are they pierced with the horns of the Bull Demon King?"

After listening all the way, Lu Zhifei finally couldn't bear it anymore, "The Bull Demon King lives in Flaming Mountain, it's very hot."

Finally, Shang Si finally saw a clothing store that looked more eye-catching. Of course, the price of the clothes was quite gratifying.But Shangsi has money, so he just needs to buy, buy, buy.

At any rate, Lu Zhifei is from the Department of Fashion Design. Although he doesn't have that much money to clean things up, he has a good eye.Shang Si's figure can be known at a glance. He is 1.9 meters tall and has a golden ratio. He is an excellent clothes hanger.What impressed him was that although Shang Si didn't wear modern clothes, as long as he picked out the clothes, he couldn't go wrong.

For example, at this moment, he took a black thin turtleneck sweater, and took a camel coat casually. Lu Zhifei glanced at him, ran his fingertips across the rows of trousers, and picked out exactly one to hang on his arm, " to change."

Shang Si cooperated, turned around and went to change, Lu Zhifei turned to the shoe cabinet again, bowed his head and carefully selected, and finally chose a pair of dark brown leather shoes, estimated the size of Shang Si and asked the clerk to take a pair, and went to knock on the fitting room door, "your shoes."

"Wait." Shang Si was still changing clothes, and Lu Zhifei leaned against the door with his shoes on for a while, but he didn't know that his small gesture made the two shop assistants not far away who had a panoramic view of everything scream in their hearts.

The two whispered, "What's the matter with these two people? They both look so good!"

"It's been a long time since I saw such an eye-catching handsome guy, and the two of them came together. Did you see, this posture leaning against the door and waiting for someone is so handsome..."

At this moment, Shang Si opened the door and took the shoes.Lu Zhifei continued to pick out clothes. After a while, Shang Si came out. Lu Zhifei looked back and looked up and down a few times. The obsessive-compulsive disorder that belongs to the designer broke out again.He strode over to help Shang Si turn up his collar, perfecting every detail, his beautiful slender hands were walking on the clothes, his face was full of concentration and seriousness.

Shang Sizu is half a head taller than him, and when he lowers his head, he can see the swirling hair on the top of Lu Zhifei's head, and the fan-like eyelashes that are exposed when he sometimes raises his eyes.

"Oh my God, aren't they a couple? Ordinary friends help each other tidy their clothes like this??? The friendship between men is so difficult to understand."

"Look at that tall guy, look at his pampering face when he bows his head! And he's really handsome after changing his clothes!"

……

Lu Zhifei finally finished tidying up, took a step back and looked up and down.This is the first time he has seriously looked at this man's appearance. Shang Si has a very masculine face, his features are as deep as an axe, and his eyes are full of inclination.But this person is quite serious when he doesn't smile, but he looks like a pervert when he smiles.

Shang Si didn't know what Lu Zhifei was thinking, he let him look at him, and he was quite satisfied with his appearance.

Lu Zhifei waved his hand, "Okay, change to another set."

"Next set."

"Next set."

……

Changing out of a suit of clothes, Shang Si seemed to be walking an early spring fashion show in the store.Lu Zhifei tirelessly helped him tidy his clothes over and over again, but at the end he felt that something was missing. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the sunglasses placed in a corner of the store, and took one casually, "Low your head."

Shang Si bowed his head, Lu Zhifei put it on for him, took a step back and commented calmly, "Not bad."

Not only is it good!The clerk next to her was so excited that she almost bit her handkerchief!

Shang Si was originally tall and full of aura, and the slim black coat made him even taller and handsome.The hair was cut to three to seven points, but it is not the kind of obedient big back, with some natural curly hair, a face that is much tougher than the fresh meat in the entertainment industry, and looks not young, But those eyes, which are full of years and stories, are more attractive than anything else.

Putting on the sunglasses, the feeling of coldness soared.

"The godfather of the underworld is playing! There is a boy in a white shirt standing next to him, is he worthy? Just say whether he is worthy or not!" Clerk A is full of various ideas.

"Keep your voice down, what if the godfather drags us there and slaughters us?!" Clerk B was deeply involved in the drama.

After trying on several sets of clothes over there, Shang Si felt that they were almost ready, so he casually took out a card from the previous clothes, and handed it to Lu Zhifei between his fingers, "Take it."

That casual gesture is often seen in the romantic dramas of the big bloody giants.This is my card, take it and swipe it casually.In fact, the real reason is that Shang Si didn't know how to use this broken card.

Lu Zhifei was indifferent, as a follower, he must have the consciousness of being a follower, and he would pay the money after asking for the password.It's just that he didn't know that his behavior had a different meaning in the eyes of others.

When he walked out of the store, Shang Si asked, "What is the godfather of the underworld?"

"The gang leaders are like Du Yuesheng and Huang Jinrong." Lu Zhifei explained conscientiously, but there were doubts in his eyes. Why did he suddenly mention this?

Shang Si said, "The two clerks just now said that I look like the godfather of the underworld. This description is reasonable. But you, they said that you are like my adopted son."

"Oh." The adopted son is the adopted son, Lu Zhifei doesn't care, anyway, he knows he doesn't have such a father.

But then, Shang Si suddenly lowered his head and leaned close to his ear, raised the corners of his mouth, and said in a low voice, "But they said, God, God, you are the son of God who was pressed on the bed by me."

The scorching breath and explicit words made Lu Zhifei's ears turn red, and his eyes were full of shame and anger, "Shut up!"

But Shang Si burst out laughing, laughing wantonly, and then walked away, sighing with emotion as he walked: "Human beings are really interesting, and they are getting more and more interesting."

Lu Zhifei smiled and smiled behind his back, and if he didn't smile for a while, he felt that he could hardly restrain the prehistoric power in his body.However, he slowly discovered that this was just the beginning.